More Insanity!!

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Author's Note: I'm really, really, really sorry about turning them into pink fluffy bunnies, but, hey, a girl has to have fun SOMEHOW, now doesn't she?

Disclaimer crap: I don't own Gundam Wing. Nor do I own Geico, American Express, or any of the other companies whose ads I'm about to parody. And please don't sue me, I'm broke from buying anime!!

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Wufei: You've got to be kidding! Another Geico ad?

Author: Yup.

Trowa: .....

Quatre: Trowa's still mad about being turned into a pink fluffy bunny.

Duo: I will never deny the power of an insane author again. Especially not her! *points at the author of this messed up little story*

Author: GOOD! Now, let's get this ad started!

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Heero: *walks out to check mail, opens car insurance bill*

*music starts...followed by chirping crickets*

Author: Well?

Heero: Do I have to?

Author: Yes, you have to. Unless you want to be made into something worse than a PINK, FLUFFY, BUNNY!! *laughs as Heero cringes at the mere thought*

Heero: Okay then...*flat, emotionless voice* I'm so happy, I'm floating on Cloud Nine. I'm so happy, until the end of time...*is joined by Quatre, Duo, Wufei, Zechs, and Treize who also got lower car insurance bills and are singing in fake, overly happy voices.*

Quatre, Duo,Wufei, Zechs, and Treize: I'm so happy! I'm floating on Cloud Nine! I'm so happy--*line up in chorus line* Can-can can you do the can-can? *They all continue singing the Can-can song and doing the can-can*

Heero: Oh my God...*twitch, twitch*

Trowa: *sitting up in tree* Now that's happy, bay-bee!

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Oh lookie! Another credit card ad!

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Relena: *is shopping with a Visa card, puts the stuff she's trying to buy on the counter...incindentally, the counter Heero's working at.* Here, can I pay for these here?

Heero: No, you can't.

Relena: Why not? My card is-

Heero: Your card is no dang good! We don't TAKE Visas! *points to a sign*

Relena: Oh, dear....

Quatre: You shoulda used American Express!

Duo: Yeah! It's accepted in more places than Visa!

Wufei: Stupid woman...*tries to leave shop, sets off alarm* Crap!

Sally: How could you? I can't believe you'd shoplift! Noin, Une...take him downtown!

*Noin and Une grab Wufei's arms and drag him away*

Wufei: NO! I SHALL NOT BE SO UNCEREMONIUSLY DRAGGED OFF BY THESE WEAK WOMEN!!

Une: Can it, Wu-man.

Noin: Yeah! We only look weak! *hits Wufei*

Wufei: THAT'S POLICE BRUTALITY!!

Noin: *shoves Wufei into the cop car and drives off*

Une: Hey! Wait for me!

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Making fun of Wendy's

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Trowa: *walks into restraunt on a cold snowy day*

Duo: What can I get you?

Trowa: Chili.

Duo: Chilly? Yeah, we know it's chilly out there, pal...

Trowa: No, you airhead! I want a freakin' bowl of chili!

Duo: Geez! Calm down! *puts on heavy rubber boots* Let's go to Wendy's! *jumps over counter, grabs Trowa by the arm, and shouts "Treize, I'm on break!" before dragging Trowa off*

*Little blurb about how you can get chili and stuff at Wendy's for 99 cents*

*Scene shifts, Duo is now behind the counter again as Sylvia Noventa walks in*

Sylvia Noventa: Umm...baked potato?

Duo: I'd go to Wendy's with ya, but I just ate.

Sylvia: *slaps Duo and leaves*

Treize: Dude, I think she likes you!

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Have you ever seen that Halls cough drop ad?

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Heero: *cough, cough, wheeze, wheeze*

*camera moves and we see Trowa breathing this cold frosty air down Heero's neck*

Duo: Don't let old man winter slow you down! You need Halls defense with Vitamin C!

*Quatre shows up, wearing an American football uniform that says "Halls Defense". He runs at Trowa and...stops*

Quatre: Please, don't make me jump him!

Author: Too bad, I'm going to...unless you want to be PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES again!

*All cringe*

Quatre: Okay, then...*starts running at Trowa* I don't believe in violence! I don't believe in violence! *runs into Trowa and knocks him into a window* Oh, dear...TROWA!!

Heero: *blink, blink* Omae o korosu, Gurizabera, Omae o korosu...

Author: I'll bet you say that to ALL the girls...

Duo: He does, actually.

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1-800-CALL-ATT

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Trowa: *on ice, wearing this hockey uniform and standing by a pay phone*

Author: Well?

Trowa: *flat, emotionless voice* You can make collect calls free for you and cheap for them by dialing down the center and calling 1-800-CALL-ATT. Did I mention it was free for you and cheap for them?

*Une skates up, dressed as a referee*

Une: Bad Acting! That's a penalty!

Trowa: HEY! I THOUGHT I WAS DOING JUST FREAKING FINE, THANKS!

Une: Harassing the ref! Get to the penalty box!!

Trowa: Why don't you MAKE ME?!

Une: Noin! C'mere and help me get this idiot into the penalty box!

Trowa: Okay, okay, I'm going!!

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McDonald's Ad

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Duo: *reading newspaper* Hmm...Treize is injured and can't fight with Wufei..

Zechs: I must go! *walks away*

Relena's voice: Any excuse is a good one to get to McDonald's--

Heero's voice: Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!

Relena's voice: Hee-chan!

Heero's voice: I've been waiting a long time for this...

Relena's voice: Yes, Hee-chan, I'll marry you!

Heero's voice: Say good-bye! *sound of gunshot, followed by Heero's insane laughter*

Duo: That was disturbing. *sees Zechs has walked back in* So, where's Wufei's head on a platter?

Zechs: Oh...*walks back out*

*Heero's insane laughter continues*

Duo: Will you quit the laughing, Heero? It's very disturbing!!

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I'm stopping there. Before I get really weird.

Please don't be offendedd. This is all humorous!!

By the way, fudgy marshmallow cookies for those who review!

*puts a platter of cookies on table for those who reviewed already*