2:17 PM 6/11/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DBZ ep269 "The Ultimate Power! Vegetto, the Lethal Warrior"
{Vegetto:} I guess since Vegeta and Kakarotto fused to make me, you should call me Vegetto.
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: --or Paul.
Chuquita: Or Kakaeta.
Goku: Hey, I like that one!
Vegeta: I don't.
Gogeta: Sounds like some type of European soft drink.
Goku: (licks his lips) Mmm, soft drinks...
Vegeta: As opposed to hard drinks? (cocks eyebrow)
Chuquita: Hard drinks would probably be liquor--
Goku: --ice.
Gogeta: (perks up) Did someone say licorice?
Vegeta: UGH!!! (slams his head down on the table) Is it just me, or has this room gotten dumber since our NON-child fused
companion joined us.
Chuquita: Vedge, don't blame it on Googie, he's doing the best he can.
Gogeta: It's Goggie.
Goku: (grins) Coochy Coochy Coochy!
Veggie, Googie, and Chu: What???
Goku: Hee, I like to confuse people.
Vegeta: I can vouche for that.
Chuquita: So, Googie, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask you a few questions. [whips out a some little blue notecards]
Gogeta: Why?
Chuquita: Because, you're the guest for this story.
Gogeta: Oh yeah.
Chuquita: So? How much longer have you got left to live?
Gogeta: (sweatdrops) That's a little gory to start out with, isn't it?
Vegeta: Just answer the question, NON-child of mine.
Gogeta: Umm, [looks at his watch] I got a good 17 minutes left.
Goku: (sniffles) I'm gonna miss you little Ta-chan.
Gogeta: (cocks an eyebrow) "Ta-chan"?
Goku: Well Chi-Chi calls me Go-chan. So I can't use that. It's either Ta-chan or Geta-chan. And I don't like saying Geta.
Chuquita: I'm not a fan of the word either. (grins) I like saying Veggie better!
Goku: Yeah! VeggieVeggieVeggie! [hugs Veggie]
Vegeta: Ack!
Chuquita: Alright, next question. What was it like being fat for a full 30 minutes?
Gogeta: What?
Chuquita: In the movie you were in, the first time Veggie and Son-San performed the fusion dance, Veggie got a case of the
"Kako-cooties" and pulled his finger away so he wouldn't have to touch fingertips with Son. His clumsy move ruined the fusion
dance and turned you into a chubby, gas-passing version of yourself? What was that like?
Goku: Was it fun?
Gogeta: (angry) OF COURSE IT WASN'T FUN!!! IT WAS TERRIBLE!! I GOT BEATEN HALFWAY ACROSS THE PLANET BY THAT JANEMBA GUY
BEFORE THE FUSION WORE OFF!! (goes SSJ2)
Goku: Tsk tsk tsk, Ta-chan has little Veggie's anger problem.
Gogeta: I _AM_ LITTLE VEGGIE!! I mean, I'M BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Vegeta: What do our other selves think about having their fusion time interupted to sit here and listen to Kakarrot blab on
about something completely idiotic?
Gogeta: (Son's voice comes out) HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING IDIOTIC!!!
Vegeta: (eyes widen) ... (in shock) Uhh....
Goku: (mumbles) That was different.
Gogeta: (seems to be yelling at himself??) (in Veggie's voice) Yes, thank you Kakarrot, you just scared the other me's pants
off!!!
Goku: (peeps down under the table) Nope, they're still here.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Gogeta: (Son's voice) See! Veggie is a liar. (Veggie's voice) AM NOT! (Son's voice) Are too. (Veggie's voice) AM NOT AM NOT
AM NOT! (Son's voice) Wanna make something of it? (Veggie's voice; snarling) YEAH! BRING IT ON! [both fists raise and Gogeta
punches himself on either side of his face, knocking himself unconsious]
Chuquita: (shocked and confused) Wow, you're right Son-kun, that WAS different.
Vegeta: By far one of the weirdest moments on this show.
Goku: (to Veggie) Yeah, this one's right up there with that time you bought us those matching sweaters. (shivers) Eww...
Vegeta: (growls) I DID NO SUCH THING!!!
Goku: You did too! Remember when Chu fixed that problem in your brain and you got all nicey-nice with us and went off
shopping and came back with these fluffy white sweaters--you really scared me that time. (sniffles) I thought I lost my
Veggie for good.
Vegeta: (sniffles) I'd never get lost on you, Kakay.
Goku: (smiles) Hugs?
Vegeta: Hugs. [both reach out to hug each other; Vegeta pauses at the last minute and socks Son across the back of the head]
YOU BAKA! (grumbles) Getting me all caught up in your foolish Kaka-nonsense.
Goku: (rubs his bruised head) Oww.
Chuquita: On with Part 2!
Summary: Vejitto? What ever happened to him anyway? After 2 weeks of driving Lord Enma insane the aggrivated ogre decides to
get rid of the saiyajin by sending him back to Earth along with the rest of the people killed by Buu. Unwillingly, Dende
takes Vejitto to his tower and decides the best thing to do is to leave him in the custody of his parents. But which one?
How will Goku and Vegeta react to the latest edition of a third saiyajin even stronger than themselves? How will Chi-Chi
react to meeting one of her worst nightmares face-to-face? Will Vejitto ever find his real Mommy?
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" MOMMY!! MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!! " Vejitto squealed as he lept at Vegeta, wrapping the ouji up in a bear hug, " Oh
Mommy I've been looking everywhere for you I missed you so much, gosh you're shorter than I pictured you, but that's oh-kay
because I love you Mommy!!! " he sobbed happily.
" ... " Vegeta blinked, shocked, " Wha, what is this? What's going on here? WHO IS THIS PERSON!!! "
" You are my Mommy and I am your baby! " Vejitto grinned Son-style and hugged tighter.
" KAKARROTTO!!!! " Vegeta screamed, " WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!! "
" Uh, well, he, heh-heh-heh. " Goku laughed nervously, zipping infront of them, " You see, it's all Dende's fault!
He told me that Vejitto here was sent to Enma-sama's and he was-- "
" --"Vejitto"??? " Vegeta looked at him skeptically, still being hugged.
" Heeheehee. " Vejitto grinned at him, " Yup! Mommy + Daddy = me, so Vegeta + Kakarrotto = Vejitto and that is my
name! "
Vegeta turned a pale green color, " You must be joking...this is all a bad dream, right? " he looked at Goku,
desperate for agreement.
" Sorry Veggie, it's not. " Goku shook his head, " Dende said Enma sent for him in the middle of the night. Vejitto's
been there ever since we seperated back in Buu. He was driving Enma crazy so he sent him with Dende and Dende dumped him on
me and Chi-chan. "
" ERRR, unnnGH! " Vegeta pushed Vejitto away, " Ech! A "Mommy", hmph! When pigs fly! " he grumbled. Suddenly Oolong
came flying through the top of the walls, and then flew out again, making several large pig-sized holes. Vegeta sweatdropped,
" Why do I even bother opening my mouth. "
" To eat! Silly Kaasan 'o mine! " Vejitto laughed.
" Oh my God he talks just like you. " Vegeta groaned, then perked up, " Waitaminute! You just said Dende him left at
your house--with THE ONNA THERE!!! " he shrieked.
" Hai. " Goku nodded, " Chi-Chi doesn't know who's "baby" he is yet, 'course she's been looking at him suspicously
since he said he wanted pancakes for breakfast this morning. And he smells a lot like you. " Goku pinched his nose, " Veggie,
you don't think Chi-chan will hate me for this, do you? " he asked, worried.
" No, Kakarrot. She'll probably end up blaming me. And in some bizarre way she'd be correct, too. " Vegeta said
dryly, " What tipped her off first? "
" My pretty eyes did, Mommy. " Vejitto said happily, pointing to his eyes, " Oh! And my haircut and my widow's peak,
and hey look our gloves and boots match each other! " he said in awe as he pressed one of his boots against one of Vegeta's,
" Isn't that AMAZING!!! "
" It's terrifying... " Vegeta trailed off in a small voice, then shook his head, " AND I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY! WHO TOLD
YOU THAT ANYWAY!!! " he turned to Goku and glared at him, " Was it YOU, Kakarrotto? "
" NO! No Veggie I didn't! " Goku waved his arms in the air in a panic, " I was afraid you'd hate me forever if you
found out about this. At least that's what Dende said to me. "
Vegeta sighed, " I don't hate you Kakarrot. "
" Really? OH LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku hugged him, " That's so sweet of you little buddy! " he cheered up, " I knew you
could forgive me no matter what! "
" Heh-heh. " the ouji mildly glowed bright red.
" Piccolo was the one who told me you were my Mommy, Mommy. " Vejitto interupted their buddy-moment. Both saiyajin
froze.
" PICCOLO!!! " Vegeta snarled.
" That's mean! " Goku gawked, " I'm gonna have a talk with him tommorow that's for sure. "
" Forget talking, let's go up there and BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY GREEN PULP RIGHT NOW!!! " Vegeta exclaimed angrily.
" YEAH!! " Vejitto agreed, " That'll be fun!! " he threw a couple punches in the air.
" Really? " Vegeta said, surprised.
" EEEEE! " the thrid saiyajin nodded, " WE'LL GO KI-BLAST HIS BRAINS OUT! "
" I could get to like him... " Vegeta smirked at the fusion.
" Like WHO? "
" EEK!!! " Vegeta shrieked in a high-pitched voice, " ONNA!! " he dashed behind Vejitto.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku grinned widely, running over to her, " HI CHI-CHAN! " he said sweetly.
" Aww, hi Go-chan. " Chi-Chi smiled back, kissing him on the cheek.
" Heeheeheeheee. " Goku giggled.
Chi-Chi turned her attention in Vejitto and Vegeta's direction. She walked up to them and peered behind Vejitto at
him, " Hello, ouji. "
" Onna. " he replied, smirking, " So, I've seen you've met my new friend here. " he patted Vejitto on the arm.
" Where'd he come from ouji? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him, " He's some kind of Frankenouji you created to get
rid of me, ISN'T HE!!! "
" I'm flattered, Onna, but I'm afraid I cannot take all the credit for this jumbled-looking saiyajin here. " Vegeta
stepped out from behind Vejitto, " In fact, he wasn't my idea in the first place. "
" Really, Vegeta? " she folded her arms.
" Yes, in fact, if it weren't for Kakarrotto-chan's constant BEGGING and PLEADING with me, well he never would have
been created. " Vegeta shrugged.
Goku gulped nervously, sweating bullets, " Veggie please no! "
" Kakay was so intent on having me help him, you should have seen his little kaka-face. " Vegeta snickered, " It
was heart-melting. "
" Veggie what are you doing! " Goku whispered loudly, " You're making things WORSE! "
" On the contrary, Kakarrot, I'm helping them along. " Vegeta whispered back out of the side of his mouth.
" ERRRRR, OUJI WHAT ARE YOU UP TOO!! " Chi-Chi shouted impatiently.
" Onna, I want you to take a good look at our new friend's face and tell me who you see? " Vegeta pointed to the
thrid saiyajin. Chi-Chi looked up at Vejitto, who grinned happily down at her. Her expression went blank. She glanced to his
right at Vegeta, then to his left at Goku, then back to Vejitto again; who waved at her.
" Hi. "
" ...Go--Go--Go--Go-- " Chi-Chi stuttered.
" Almost there! " Vejitto laughed, entertained.
" --GOKU!!! " she screamed, horrifed, " AND, AND _YOU_!!! " Chi-Chi pointed a finger at Vegeta.
" That's right. Let's give her hand, shall we? " Vegeta mocked, clapping.
" AND--AND THAT MAKES HIM--Y--YO--BA--BA--baby! " she squeaked out, then fainted.
" CHI-CHI!! " Goku gasped.
Vegeta smirked at Vejitto, " I think that went pretty well, what do you think? "
" Ohhhhhh....ohhhHHHhhhh.. " Chi-Chi moaned as she slowly opened her eyes, three blurry blobs standing over her.
" Hey! I think she's coming to! " Goku's voice said, relieved, " Oh my Chi-chan! " he clasped his hands together.
" She's alright! " Bulma's voice came from the middle blob.
" Unfortunately. " the last blob sarcastically remarked, then yelped as the middle one smacked him, " OWW! " the
figures came into focus
" Vegeta you should KNOW BETTER! "
" It was just wishful thinking. " he shrugged, then leaned down closer to Chi-Chi and grinned evilly, " So, how ya
doin? " he winked.
" THE BABY! " Chi-Chi yelled in terror, sitting up to find herself on one of the lab operating tables. She looked
around frantically, then blinked, " Hey, it's gone. " she smiled weakly, then leaned back again, " Oh what a horrible
horrible dream. Oh Go-chan it was the one of the worst nightmares I've ever had! He was shorter than you, but taller than
Vegeta, and he had the bangs and the peak and a combonation of your outfits and those ouji-eyes and that goofy, clueless
smile and-- "
" --that's not a nightmare Chi-Chi. " Goku shook his head sadly, " He's real. His name's Vejitto and he was born when
me-n-Veggie bonded using the portara earrings 2 weeks ago, only I didn't know we made a baby! If I had known that I never
would've fused with Veggie in the first place! I'm sorry, please forgive me! " he rubbed his eyes, then helped her off the
table.
" But, Goku I don't see him anywhere. " Chi-Chi said innocently, " Are you sure he's not just a hallucination or
something? "
" Nope! He's right over there! " Goku said cheerfully. Chi-Chi glanced across the room to see Vejitto strapped to
the wall in what looked like a cross between a pair of boxers and briefs. He was hooked up to several of the machines in
Bulma's lab.
" AAUGH!! HE _DOES_ EXIST!! " she wailed, " THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!! "
Chi-Chi panicked.
" Hey lady, since I already have a Mommy and a Daddy, can you be my aunt? " Vejitto gave his best smile.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi screamed,
jumping off the table and running up infront of him, " LISTEN HERE YOU NASTY LITTLE OUJI SPAWN!!!! " she began.
" *a-hem*, LOVE spawn. " Vegeta corrected her, only to recieve several death glares from Chi-Chi, who was tempted to
beat the crap out of him right then and there, but turned back to face Vejitto instead.
" Veh-GEE! Don't call him that! " Goku said, embarassed.
" I'LL NEVER CALL HIM THAT! " Chi-Chi screamed at the ceiling, " THERE WAS NO "LOVE" INVOLVED IN THIS, THIS
_CREATURE'S_ CONCEPTION!!! "
" Aww, of course there was! " Vejitto laughed it off, " If there wasn't then how am I existing? "
" WITH MAGIC! IT'S ALL MAGIC!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON!! " Chi-Chi shouted at him, " YOU'RE JUST SOME KIND OF
FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATION! THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR _ANYONE_ TO SOMEHOW BIRTH AN ADULT!!! "
" Well, actually... " Bulma said, looking at one of her machines.
" Not now Bulma. " Goku whispered.
" And what the heck are those! " she pointed to his trousers.
Vejitto looked down at his boxers/briefs, " Well, I already told you guys; while you were asleep lady; that all of
my clothes were also fused from my parents outfits at the time. That's why I have Mommy's gloves and boots--only in Daddy's
size, a martial arts gi--but in Mommy's color instead of Daddy's, and the blue t-shirt Daddy's wearing is orange on mine. I
think the colors got mixed up a bit somewhere. Apprently someone was wearing boxers and the other one was wearing briefs
when they had the portara earrings on. That's why my underwear looks kind of...ya know, weird. "
Bulma looked at her computer monitor, " He's right. He really is an amazing person you know. This is beyond modern
science for him to even exist! " she said in awe, " But Vejitto definately is who he says he is. I isolated the genes in his
body that are copies from the parents dna and it matches Goku and Vegeta perfectly. And he's not spontanious at all. Normally
I'd think that if someone was fused too long like this they would explode! "
" Ehhh! " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" But he's NOT fused, because we're right infront of him. " Vegeta said.
" I know, I'm trying to figure out how the portara could have created a lifeform that can be seperate from it's, uhh,
partners. " she fumbled for the right word.
" THEY'RE NOT PARTNERS! " Chi-Chi and Vegeta screamed at once, then paused and glared at one another. Goku hung his
head in embarassment.
" My theory is the earrings make a copy of each of the two persons genetic structure and when placed together weave
some kind of outer coating, kind of like putting two pieces of a puzzle together. " she typed on the computer and pulled up
two 3 dimensional outlines of Goku and Vegeta.
" Oooh look! Digital Veggies! " Goku grinned, pointing to the screen, " It's so cute! "
" From what Rou Kaio-shin e-mailed me, the earrings send a ringing pulse to one another, and while the fusion is
being created the original structures are sent deep into the subconsious for the brain to feed information from, like a
vacuum. "
" I do distinctly remember a really pretty pink void. " Goku thought outloud.
" I guess when Buu absorbed Vejitto, the magic holding the fusion in existance lost its connection, thereby killing
him. The earrings had no more use for Goku and Vegeta, since there was no longer a subconsious to hold them in, it removed
them both and here they are. " Bulma explained, then frowned, " But that's only a theory. I'd really need to study the
potaras themselves Son-kun and Vegeta broke them. "
" Yeah, you BABY KILLER! " Goku glared at Vegeta.
" HE'S NOT OUR BABY!!! " Vegeta yelled back.
" Yes I am! " Vejitto pouted.
" SHUT UP YOU! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi wailed in agony dropping to her knees and holding the sides of her head.
" Chi-chan? " Goku glanced down at her.
" MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!! " she sobbed.
Vegeta smiled victorously, ::What a twisted winning in my favor...this certainly isn't how I pictured my victory to
be, but heck I'll run with it:: " I'm sorry, Onna but it can't stop. "
" Son do you mind if I keep Vejitto here overnight for more testing? " Bulma asked.
" I guess. " Goku looked at the fusion with uncertainty, " You'll take good care of Ji-chan, right? "
" JI-CHAN!? " Chi-Chi paused her bawling.
" Yes, that's Kakay's nickname for our little baby. " Vegeta grinned unmercifully at her. She growled at him, then
began to cry again.
" Veggie stop being mean to Chi-chan! " Goku persisted, hugging her. Chi-Chi tried to stop crying and bravely blew
a raspberry in Vegeta's direction. The prince looked stunned for a moment, then smirked and held out his arms. He nodded to
Goku, who let go of Chi-Chi, " Little Veggie wants hugs too? "
" Maybe? " the ouji said innocently, then yelped as Goku hugged him tightly. He looked at Chi-Chi, proud of himself.
Chi-Chi only countered with a vengeful, envious stare.
" Mmm, " Goku let go, " Buddy-hugs are fun. "
" Thank you Kakay, " Vegeta nodded to him, then ran up the stairs, out of the lab, and towards his bedroom.
" I think I should take Chi-Chi home, Bulma. " Goku said, conserned, " Gohan can watch Trunks and Goten here till
the evening, right? "
" Of course. " Bulma replied.
" Daddy's leaving his Ji-chan? " Vejitto looked at him sorrowfully.
" No Ji-chan, I'm not going away FOREVER. I just have to take Chi-Chi home. She needs me right now. " Goku explained,
" She's had a really hard day. "
" But, but I want you to stay with me! I'm your baby! Aunt Chi-chan'll be oh-kay, I promise! " Vejitto begged.
" I'm not your AUNT! " Chi-Chi gave him a dirty look.
" Vejitto, Chi-chan and I are married! " Goku said. Vejitto's eyes widened in shock.
" Oh my God, Mommy was right, I _AM_ a love child! Just like Mirai Trunks!!! "
Bulma froze, " HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MIRAI!!! "
" Oh, I didn't tell you? I have every single memory that belonged to my parents up to the moment I was born. "
Vejitto said, " I know all about you guys and even stuff that about Kaasan and Toussan that you DON'T know. "
" WHAT!!! " Chi-Chi almost fainted again.
Vejitto pulled himself out of the shackles and landed on the floor, " Yeah, I could tell you want Toussan ate for
breakfast last month, but I can't tell you what he ate a couple days ago. That's how it works I guess. " he shrugged.
" ...THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER!! " Bulma gasped.
" Oh, THAT'S why you recognized Veggie when you first saw him. " Goku observed, " You tricked us! Not only did you
trick us, you tricked us Veggie-style!!! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh. " Vejitto let out a Vegeta-like giggle.
" IF YOU KNEW WHO I WAS THEN WHY DID YOU CALL ME MOMMY WHEN YOU FIRST MET ME!!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
" I dunno, " Vejitto shrugged, " I guess my Mommy-side thought it would be kinda funny. "
" FUNNY? I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY YOU LITTLE--UGH!! " Goku grabbed Chi-Chi and held her back before she could tackle
Vejitto, who just stared blankly at her.
" Umm, I, I think we better go now. " Goku laughed nervously, then pulled Chi-Chi up the stairs, who was still
bad-mouthing Vejitto, along with Vegeta who wasn't even in the room anymore, " Come on Chi-chan, time to go home. "
" I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM AND I'LL KILL THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI FOR EVER SWAPPING GENES WITH YOU IN THE FIRST
PLACE! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BRING YOUR OFFSPRING INTO THIS WORLD!! "
" Ji-chan's just a fluke, Chi-Chi. " Goku said, trying to calm her down.
" OH HE'S A FLUKE ALRIGHT! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU HALF-OUJI ALL THAT'LL BE LEFT IS THAT UGLY-- " Goku closed the
door behind them. Chi-Chi poked her head in the doorway to finishi, --OF YOURS! " Goku pulled her back out and slammed it
shut this time. Screaming could be heard for several more minutes until the couple had finally left.
" She's a meanie. " Vejitto said sadly.
Bulma sighed, " Yeah, well Chi-Chi AND Vegeta both have their tempers. "
" What a shame. " Vejitto shook his head, then smiled, " She would have made a pretty cool Aunt. "
Bulma sweatdropped.
" A ouji-peasant hybrid...never in my wildest dreams did I even think such a person could exist. I mean, sure, it'll
be nice when I eventually take Kakarrotto into servanthood under his rightful master, but a creature that contains both of
our genetical structures...that's kind of scary. What do you think Pookee? " Vegeta asked his teddy bear as he layed on his
stomach on the bed, staring at the toy.
" ... "
" Yeah you're right, it probably IS a sign of the apocolypse. " Vegeta bit his lip, " But he's scaring the heck out
of that witch who thinks she has rightful claim over Kakarrot so I guess I can live with this. " he narrowed his eyes, " But
I better not get any more Kako-babies falling out of the sky and saying I'm their "Mommy", that's for sure! "
" ... "
" Well I don't WANT to be its Mommy! "
" ... "
" Yeah yeah, I know I know, Kakarrot DID tell me specifically that those magic earrings give birth to a warrior mixed
from its wearers strengths or something like that--but what was I supposed to do! We probably would have been killed if it
weren't for that stupid what's his name. "
" ... "
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S A BETTER FIGHTER THAN ME OR KAKARROT! THAT'S BULL, POOKEE!! OF _COURSE_ I'M NUMBER ONE!!! "
" ... "
" I didn't MEAN to call Kakarrotto number 1! I got caught up in the moment, that's all. " he shrugged it off.
" ... "
He grinned, " Yeah, it was a pretty amazing feeling getting fused together... " he glowed bright red, then shook it
away, " BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I LIKED IT! "
" Who are you talking to? "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see Vejitto standing in the hallway.
" Pookee. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Vejitto, threateningly.
" OOH! I know Pookee! " Vejitto bounded in the room to see the stuffed bear, " Aunt Cally made him for you back on
Bejito-Sei a couple years before Freezer blew it up! "
" How'd you know that? " Vegeta looked at him curiously.
" I'm your fusion-baby, Kaasan. I know EVERYTHING about you. AND Toussan. " Vejitto sat down on the edge of the bed.
" Really? " Vegeta said, intreged, " If you know so much about me---what is the name of my alterego when I used to
play "superhero" back at the castle? " he demanded.
" The Masked Avenger. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Uhh, yeah, impressive. " Vegeta said, surprised, " Alright, here's a tougher one. Who finally told me how planet
Bejito-Sei REALLY blew up and where were we when he/she told me? "
" Dodoria; Namek-sei. " Vejitto responded proudly.
" ...I have a secret closet in this room, what's in it! " Vegeta slammed his hand down on the counter.
" Servant-maid outfits for Kakarrotto after you either take him to the "dark side" or take him in after Chi-Chi
croaks, whichever comes first. "
Vegeta stared at him, his jaw hanging open.
" Hmm. " Vejitto smiled back at his "Mommy" in response.
" I see... " Vegeta thought for a moment, " Vejitto, SON, " he said warmly, " How would like to aid your Mommy in
saving her Kaka-chan from the clutches of the EVIL ONE so we can all be a happy well-fed family together, hmm? "
" WOW! Really Mommy? " Vejito squealed with big sparkily eyes.
" Uhhh, yes. " Vegeta said.
" OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW! MOMMY REALLY LOVES ME AFTER ALL! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! " he grinned in a Goku-like fashion,
then paused, " You're not just using me and then planning on kicking me out once you capture Toussan and enslave him, are
you Mommy? " Vejitto narrowed his eyes.
" Of course not! " Vegeta gasped, then smirked, " I'll have Kakarrotto doing YOUR bidding as well. "
Vejitto cheered, " WOO-HOO! "
" AHHHHH, my heart! " Goku screamed suddenly as they sat at the stoplight of an intersection.
" Go-chan are you alright? " Chi-Chi said, conserned.
" It just felt like somebody went and backstabbed me with a knife! " Goku groaned, then gasped, " OH NO! VEGGIE DID
SOMETHING BAD! " he turned around, " I've got to go back and stop him before its too late! I can't let him get hurt! "
" YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! " Chi-Chi shouted, mentally exausted, " It's a trap! Please Goku, let's just go home. "
He looked at the tired expression on her face with sympathy, " Aww, sure Chi-chan, we'll go home and I'll take care
of you now and take care of Veggie later. " he patted her on the back just as the light turned green and they drove off,
::I just hope he'll be oh-kay till then::
" Hmm. "
" Hmm. "
" ... "
Vegeta, Vejitto, and Pookee were sitting on the living room couch infront of the TV looking at a box of various
blueprint ideas Vegeta had concieved in order to capture and enslave Goku/torture and or destory Chi-Chi.
" What do you think Pookee? " Vegeta held one of the prints up to the stuffed teddy bear.
" ... "
" Yeah, you're right, too tacky. " he smushed it into a paper ball and tossed it over his shoulder just as Goten
came running down the stairs holding several water balloons while Trunks had a water gun mounted over his shoulder and was
presently aiming it at the younger saiyajin. Gohan was following them and panickingly yelling at them to slow down.
" My brothers are silly people. " Vejitto smiled at the scene behind them.
" Brothers? "
" Well, half-brothers. However you want to put it. " he went back to looking at another blueprint, " This one isn't
that bad. "
" Yeah. "
" But...where are we gonna find a mousetrap that big? "
" Hmm, point. " Vegeta nodded, " We could try to make one-- "
" Bulma'd notice. "
" ...oh, right. " he blinked, then smirked, " I'm glad you're here, Ji, you save me a lot of hard work on these
projects that would end up not even working in the first place. "
" You're welcome Mommy. " Vejitto chuckled, flattered. A small figure sleepily waddled out of one of the bedrooms
upstairs, unbeknownst to the two saiyajins, " Say, where's Mirai? He still sleeping? "
" Eh, he sleeps till 10, in fact he's not even really "all there" until noon time! " Vegeta said with disgust,
" That is unless you kick-start him with some coffee, and believe me that's not a very pretty sight to behold. "
Vejitto thought back using his borrowed memory. He cringed, " Oh yeah, that one time in the Chamber of Time and Space
when you two were training....he almost disintergrated himself... "
" Tell me about it. " Vegeta said flatly. He froze to hear a pair of tiny footsteps coming down the staircase and
instantly recognized who they belonged to, " Oh no. " he squeaked out, then turned to Vejitto, " Kid, you've gotta hide
somewhere! "
" Huh? " Vejitto looked at him blankly.
" HIDE YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE SHE'S COMING AND IF SHE SEES YOU SHE'LL INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE ME AND KAKARROT'S FACIAL
FEATURES AND A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH COULD INSUE SO YOU HAVE TO HIDE!!! " Vegeta screamed in a panic.
" But who could cause a fate worse then death?-- "
" *GASP* TOUSSAN! " 8 year old Bura gasped in shock at the complete stranger Vegeta was sharing his plans with, " WHO
IS THAT!!! " she pointed to Vejitto.
" My name is Vejitto and I'm a fusion baby! " Vejitto said friendily, reaching out to shake hands with Bura, who
was still in her nightgown.
" And you're also leaving the house, RIGHT NOW! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, pushing Vejitto out of the room.
" Veji--tto. " she blinked, then dashed infront of him and looked up at the third saiyajin, who grinned Son-style at
her, " Oh my GOODness... " Bura's eyes widened with excitement, " You look just like....and you also look just like...WHEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! " she squealed at the top of her lungs, " IT'S A MIRACLE! "
" No it's not! There's no miracle! " Vegeta shook his head frantically.
" Mr. Vejitto, can I ask you a question? " Bura grinned, " Does your name mean what I think it means? "
" It's a combination of Vegeta and Kakarrotto. " Vejitto replied, confused.
Bura cheered, " MIRACLES _DO_ HAPPEN!! "
" AHH! NO THEY DON'T!!! " Vegeta yelped.
Vejitto sweatdropped, " What have I done?!! "
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10:29 PM 6/11/2002
END OF PART TWO
Goku: (gulps) I know it can't be good if Bura's back in the picture, she's gonna mess things up even worse!
Chuquita: (shrugs) Well, if it doesn't work out well with her in part 3 I can always use some kind of plot device to get
rid of her.
Goku: (wipes the beads of sweat off his forehead) Good. You know what she did to me LAST TIME she was in one of these stories
, she made me wear that embarassing costume and that silly hat!
Chuquita: Oh-kay, oh-kay! Calm down!
Goku: (upset) I am calm! I am down!
Vegeta: (casually) Don't worry Kakarrotto, I'm sure our fusion, uhh, child is MORE than powerful enough to stop B-chan before
she does anything that I will regret her doing if she happens to accomplish it.
Goku: (utterly confused) ...what?
Vegeta: Ooh....YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAID IT!!!
Goku: Wahh, Veggie is making my head hurt!
Chuquita: Say, what happened to Googie? (looks around)
Vegeta: (sighs) He's under the table beating himself up.
Chuquita: WHAT?!
Goku: Poor Ta-chan!
Chuquita: (peeks under the table at Gogeta, who is currently trying to strangle himself with one hand while the other hand
tries to stop him) What the heck are you doing.
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) You STUPID *smack* STUPID *smack* STUPID BAKAYARO! (Son's voice) VEGGIE LET GO OUR NECK!!! *smack*
Chuquita: [pulls her head back up again, disturbed and amused at the same time]
Vegeta: (grumbles) I knew Kakarrotto and I couldn't stay in the same body for that long.
Goku: How much time's he got left, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (looks at her watch) Wow, 10 minutes. He's becoming pretty unstable by now.
Goku: Ahh, that explains the two voices.
Vegeta: Ugh, those two voices are US, Kakarrot.
Goku: Really? Then how are we here over here when we're down there too?
Chuquita: Mirai.
Goku: ... (gets it) OHHHHHHH. Say, does that mean in 10 minutes we're going to have another us here?
Vegeta: Two Kakays?
Goku: Two little Veggies?
Chuquita: Nope.
Both: WHA?!
Chuquita: I plan on sending him back home before he de-fuses.
Goku: (sad) Ohhhh, I wanted two little Veggies.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I don't.
Vegeta: HEY!
Gogeta: (both voices at once) AHHHH!! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! THE UNEXPLICABLE PAIN!! [a purple gloppy juice shoots out from
underneath the desk and lands on the ceiling.
Vegeta: I think I'm going to be sitting on the table from now on. [does so]
Chuquita: Me too. [joins him]
Goku: (pouty) I wanna come up on the table too!
Chuquita: Well, I guess you can squeeze in up here--ACK! [Son instantly teleports between Chu & Veggie, nearly causing them
to both fall off the sides of the table]
Goku: YAY!!! Table-time for me and Veggie!
Vegeta: (to Chu) What's going on down there anyway? (signals to Gogeta)
Chuquita: (drama-queen) I'm not sure Veggie, I'm not sure....
Vegeta: You mean you don't know.
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at him) ...same thing. (shrugs) (turns to audiance) Cya in Part 3 audiance! (waves) [goo
splatters just inches away from the table top] That is, if we live that long. (sweatdrops)
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DBZ ep269 "The Ultimate Power! Vegetto, the Lethal Warrior"
{Vegetto:} I guess since Vegeta and Kakarotto fused to make me, you should call me Vegetto.
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: --or Paul.
Chuquita: Or Kakaeta.
Goku: Hey, I like that one!
Vegeta: I don't.
Gogeta: Sounds like some type of European soft drink.
Goku: (licks his lips) Mmm, soft drinks...
Vegeta: As opposed to hard drinks? (cocks eyebrow)
Chuquita: Hard drinks would probably be liquor--
Goku: --ice.
Gogeta: (perks up) Did someone say licorice?
Vegeta: UGH!!! (slams his head down on the table) Is it just me, or has this room gotten dumber since our NON-child fused
companion joined us.
Chuquita: Vedge, don't blame it on Googie, he's doing the best he can.
Gogeta: It's Goggie.
Goku: (grins) Coochy Coochy Coochy!
Veggie, Googie, and Chu: What???
Goku: Hee, I like to confuse people.
Vegeta: I can vouche for that.
Chuquita: So, Googie, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask you a few questions. [whips out a some little blue notecards]
Gogeta: Why?
Chuquita: Because, you're the guest for this story.
Gogeta: Oh yeah.
Chuquita: So? How much longer have you got left to live?
Gogeta: (sweatdrops) That's a little gory to start out with, isn't it?
Vegeta: Just answer the question, NON-child of mine.
Gogeta: Umm, [looks at his watch] I got a good 17 minutes left.
Goku: (sniffles) I'm gonna miss you little Ta-chan.
Gogeta: (cocks an eyebrow) "Ta-chan"?
Goku: Well Chi-Chi calls me Go-chan. So I can't use that. It's either Ta-chan or Geta-chan. And I don't like saying Geta.
Chuquita: I'm not a fan of the word either. (grins) I like saying Veggie better!
Goku: Yeah! VeggieVeggieVeggie! [hugs Veggie]
Vegeta: Ack!
Chuquita: Alright, next question. What was it like being fat for a full 30 minutes?
Gogeta: What?
Chuquita: In the movie you were in, the first time Veggie and Son-San performed the fusion dance, Veggie got a case of the
"Kako-cooties" and pulled his finger away so he wouldn't have to touch fingertips with Son. His clumsy move ruined the fusion
dance and turned you into a chubby, gas-passing version of yourself? What was that like?
Goku: Was it fun?
Gogeta: (angry) OF COURSE IT WASN'T FUN!!! IT WAS TERRIBLE!! I GOT BEATEN HALFWAY ACROSS THE PLANET BY THAT JANEMBA GUY
BEFORE THE FUSION WORE OFF!! (goes SSJ2)
Goku: Tsk tsk tsk, Ta-chan has little Veggie's anger problem.
Gogeta: I _AM_ LITTLE VEGGIE!! I mean, I'M BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Vegeta: What do our other selves think about having their fusion time interupted to sit here and listen to Kakarrot blab on
about something completely idiotic?
Gogeta: (Son's voice comes out) HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING IDIOTIC!!!
Vegeta: (eyes widen) ... (in shock) Uhh....
Goku: (mumbles) That was different.
Gogeta: (seems to be yelling at himself??) (in Veggie's voice) Yes, thank you Kakarrot, you just scared the other me's pants
off!!!
Goku: (peeps down under the table) Nope, they're still here.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Gogeta: (Son's voice) See! Veggie is a liar. (Veggie's voice) AM NOT! (Son's voice) Are too. (Veggie's voice) AM NOT AM NOT
AM NOT! (Son's voice) Wanna make something of it? (Veggie's voice; snarling) YEAH! BRING IT ON! [both fists raise and Gogeta
punches himself on either side of his face, knocking himself unconsious]
Chuquita: (shocked and confused) Wow, you're right Son-kun, that WAS different.
Vegeta: By far one of the weirdest moments on this show.
Goku: (to Veggie) Yeah, this one's right up there with that time you bought us those matching sweaters. (shivers) Eww...
Vegeta: (growls) I DID NO SUCH THING!!!
Goku: You did too! Remember when Chu fixed that problem in your brain and you got all nicey-nice with us and went off
shopping and came back with these fluffy white sweaters--you really scared me that time. (sniffles) I thought I lost my
Veggie for good.
Vegeta: (sniffles) I'd never get lost on you, Kakay.
Goku: (smiles) Hugs?
Vegeta: Hugs. [both reach out to hug each other; Vegeta pauses at the last minute and socks Son across the back of the head]
YOU BAKA! (grumbles) Getting me all caught up in your foolish Kaka-nonsense.
Goku: (rubs his bruised head) Oww.
Chuquita: On with Part 2!
Summary: Vejitto? What ever happened to him anyway? After 2 weeks of driving Lord Enma insane the aggrivated ogre decides to
get rid of the saiyajin by sending him back to Earth along with the rest of the people killed by Buu. Unwillingly, Dende
takes Vejitto to his tower and decides the best thing to do is to leave him in the custody of his parents. But which one?
How will Goku and Vegeta react to the latest edition of a third saiyajin even stronger than themselves? How will Chi-Chi
react to meeting one of her worst nightmares face-to-face? Will Vejitto ever find his real Mommy?
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" MOMMY!! MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!! " Vejitto squealed as he lept at Vegeta, wrapping the ouji up in a bear hug, " Oh
Mommy I've been looking everywhere for you I missed you so much, gosh you're shorter than I pictured you, but that's oh-kay
because I love you Mommy!!! " he sobbed happily.
" ... " Vegeta blinked, shocked, " Wha, what is this? What's going on here? WHO IS THIS PERSON!!! "
" You are my Mommy and I am your baby! " Vejitto grinned Son-style and hugged tighter.
" KAKARROTTO!!!! " Vegeta screamed, " WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!! "
" Uh, well, he, heh-heh-heh. " Goku laughed nervously, zipping infront of them, " You see, it's all Dende's fault!
He told me that Vejitto here was sent to Enma-sama's and he was-- "
" --"Vejitto"??? " Vegeta looked at him skeptically, still being hugged.
" Heeheehee. " Vejitto grinned at him, " Yup! Mommy + Daddy = me, so Vegeta + Kakarrotto = Vejitto and that is my
name! "
Vegeta turned a pale green color, " You must be joking...this is all a bad dream, right? " he looked at Goku,
desperate for agreement.
" Sorry Veggie, it's not. " Goku shook his head, " Dende said Enma sent for him in the middle of the night. Vejitto's
been there ever since we seperated back in Buu. He was driving Enma crazy so he sent him with Dende and Dende dumped him on
me and Chi-chan. "
" ERRR, unnnGH! " Vegeta pushed Vejitto away, " Ech! A "Mommy", hmph! When pigs fly! " he grumbled. Suddenly Oolong
came flying through the top of the walls, and then flew out again, making several large pig-sized holes. Vegeta sweatdropped,
" Why do I even bother opening my mouth. "
" To eat! Silly Kaasan 'o mine! " Vejitto laughed.
" Oh my God he talks just like you. " Vegeta groaned, then perked up, " Waitaminute! You just said Dende him left at
your house--with THE ONNA THERE!!! " he shrieked.
" Hai. " Goku nodded, " Chi-Chi doesn't know who's "baby" he is yet, 'course she's been looking at him suspicously
since he said he wanted pancakes for breakfast this morning. And he smells a lot like you. " Goku pinched his nose, " Veggie,
you don't think Chi-chan will hate me for this, do you? " he asked, worried.
" No, Kakarrot. She'll probably end up blaming me. And in some bizarre way she'd be correct, too. " Vegeta said
dryly, " What tipped her off first? "
" My pretty eyes did, Mommy. " Vejitto said happily, pointing to his eyes, " Oh! And my haircut and my widow's peak,
and hey look our gloves and boots match each other! " he said in awe as he pressed one of his boots against one of Vegeta's,
" Isn't that AMAZING!!! "
" It's terrifying... " Vegeta trailed off in a small voice, then shook his head, " AND I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY! WHO TOLD
YOU THAT ANYWAY!!! " he turned to Goku and glared at him, " Was it YOU, Kakarrotto? "
" NO! No Veggie I didn't! " Goku waved his arms in the air in a panic, " I was afraid you'd hate me forever if you
found out about this. At least that's what Dende said to me. "
Vegeta sighed, " I don't hate you Kakarrot. "
" Really? OH LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku hugged him, " That's so sweet of you little buddy! " he cheered up, " I knew you
could forgive me no matter what! "
" Heh-heh. " the ouji mildly glowed bright red.
" Piccolo was the one who told me you were my Mommy, Mommy. " Vejitto interupted their buddy-moment. Both saiyajin
froze.
" PICCOLO!!! " Vegeta snarled.
" That's mean! " Goku gawked, " I'm gonna have a talk with him tommorow that's for sure. "
" Forget talking, let's go up there and BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY GREEN PULP RIGHT NOW!!! " Vegeta exclaimed angrily.
" YEAH!! " Vejitto agreed, " That'll be fun!! " he threw a couple punches in the air.
" Really? " Vegeta said, surprised.
" EEEEE! " the thrid saiyajin nodded, " WE'LL GO KI-BLAST HIS BRAINS OUT! "
" I could get to like him... " Vegeta smirked at the fusion.
" Like WHO? "
" EEK!!! " Vegeta shrieked in a high-pitched voice, " ONNA!! " he dashed behind Vejitto.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku grinned widely, running over to her, " HI CHI-CHAN! " he said sweetly.
" Aww, hi Go-chan. " Chi-Chi smiled back, kissing him on the cheek.
" Heeheeheeheee. " Goku giggled.
Chi-Chi turned her attention in Vejitto and Vegeta's direction. She walked up to them and peered behind Vejitto at
him, " Hello, ouji. "
" Onna. " he replied, smirking, " So, I've seen you've met my new friend here. " he patted Vejitto on the arm.
" Where'd he come from ouji? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him, " He's some kind of Frankenouji you created to get
rid of me, ISN'T HE!!! "
" I'm flattered, Onna, but I'm afraid I cannot take all the credit for this jumbled-looking saiyajin here. " Vegeta
stepped out from behind Vejitto, " In fact, he wasn't my idea in the first place. "
" Really, Vegeta? " she folded her arms.
" Yes, in fact, if it weren't for Kakarrotto-chan's constant BEGGING and PLEADING with me, well he never would have
been created. " Vegeta shrugged.
Goku gulped nervously, sweating bullets, " Veggie please no! "
" Kakay was so intent on having me help him, you should have seen his little kaka-face. " Vegeta snickered, " It
was heart-melting. "
" Veggie what are you doing! " Goku whispered loudly, " You're making things WORSE! "
" On the contrary, Kakarrot, I'm helping them along. " Vegeta whispered back out of the side of his mouth.
" ERRRRR, OUJI WHAT ARE YOU UP TOO!! " Chi-Chi shouted impatiently.
" Onna, I want you to take a good look at our new friend's face and tell me who you see? " Vegeta pointed to the
thrid saiyajin. Chi-Chi looked up at Vejitto, who grinned happily down at her. Her expression went blank. She glanced to his
right at Vegeta, then to his left at Goku, then back to Vejitto again; who waved at her.
" Hi. "
" ...Go--Go--Go--Go-- " Chi-Chi stuttered.
" Almost there! " Vejitto laughed, entertained.
" --GOKU!!! " she screamed, horrifed, " AND, AND _YOU_!!! " Chi-Chi pointed a finger at Vegeta.
" That's right. Let's give her hand, shall we? " Vegeta mocked, clapping.
" AND--AND THAT MAKES HIM--Y--YO--BA--BA--baby! " she squeaked out, then fainted.
" CHI-CHI!! " Goku gasped.
Vegeta smirked at Vejitto, " I think that went pretty well, what do you think? "
" Ohhhhhh....ohhhHHHhhhh.. " Chi-Chi moaned as she slowly opened her eyes, three blurry blobs standing over her.
" Hey! I think she's coming to! " Goku's voice said, relieved, " Oh my Chi-chan! " he clasped his hands together.
" She's alright! " Bulma's voice came from the middle blob.
" Unfortunately. " the last blob sarcastically remarked, then yelped as the middle one smacked him, " OWW! " the
figures came into focus
" Vegeta you should KNOW BETTER! "
" It was just wishful thinking. " he shrugged, then leaned down closer to Chi-Chi and grinned evilly, " So, how ya
doin? " he winked.
" THE BABY! " Chi-Chi yelled in terror, sitting up to find herself on one of the lab operating tables. She looked
around frantically, then blinked, " Hey, it's gone. " she smiled weakly, then leaned back again, " Oh what a horrible
horrible dream. Oh Go-chan it was the one of the worst nightmares I've ever had! He was shorter than you, but taller than
Vegeta, and he had the bangs and the peak and a combonation of your outfits and those ouji-eyes and that goofy, clueless
smile and-- "
" --that's not a nightmare Chi-Chi. " Goku shook his head sadly, " He's real. His name's Vejitto and he was born when
me-n-Veggie bonded using the portara earrings 2 weeks ago, only I didn't know we made a baby! If I had known that I never
would've fused with Veggie in the first place! I'm sorry, please forgive me! " he rubbed his eyes, then helped her off the
table.
" But, Goku I don't see him anywhere. " Chi-Chi said innocently, " Are you sure he's not just a hallucination or
something? "
" Nope! He's right over there! " Goku said cheerfully. Chi-Chi glanced across the room to see Vejitto strapped to
the wall in what looked like a cross between a pair of boxers and briefs. He was hooked up to several of the machines in
Bulma's lab.
" AAUGH!! HE _DOES_ EXIST!! " she wailed, " THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!! "
Chi-Chi panicked.
" Hey lady, since I already have a Mommy and a Daddy, can you be my aunt? " Vejitto gave his best smile.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi screamed,
jumping off the table and running up infront of him, " LISTEN HERE YOU NASTY LITTLE OUJI SPAWN!!!! " she began.
" *a-hem*, LOVE spawn. " Vegeta corrected her, only to recieve several death glares from Chi-Chi, who was tempted to
beat the crap out of him right then and there, but turned back to face Vejitto instead.
" Veh-GEE! Don't call him that! " Goku said, embarassed.
" I'LL NEVER CALL HIM THAT! " Chi-Chi screamed at the ceiling, " THERE WAS NO "LOVE" INVOLVED IN THIS, THIS
_CREATURE'S_ CONCEPTION!!! "
" Aww, of course there was! " Vejitto laughed it off, " If there wasn't then how am I existing? "
" WITH MAGIC! IT'S ALL MAGIC!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON!! " Chi-Chi shouted at him, " YOU'RE JUST SOME KIND OF
FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATION! THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR _ANYONE_ TO SOMEHOW BIRTH AN ADULT!!! "
" Well, actually... " Bulma said, looking at one of her machines.
" Not now Bulma. " Goku whispered.
" And what the heck are those! " she pointed to his trousers.
Vejitto looked down at his boxers/briefs, " Well, I already told you guys; while you were asleep lady; that all of
my clothes were also fused from my parents outfits at the time. That's why I have Mommy's gloves and boots--only in Daddy's
size, a martial arts gi--but in Mommy's color instead of Daddy's, and the blue t-shirt Daddy's wearing is orange on mine. I
think the colors got mixed up a bit somewhere. Apprently someone was wearing boxers and the other one was wearing briefs
when they had the portara earrings on. That's why my underwear looks kind of...ya know, weird. "
Bulma looked at her computer monitor, " He's right. He really is an amazing person you know. This is beyond modern
science for him to even exist! " she said in awe, " But Vejitto definately is who he says he is. I isolated the genes in his
body that are copies from the parents dna and it matches Goku and Vegeta perfectly. And he's not spontanious at all. Normally
I'd think that if someone was fused too long like this they would explode! "
" Ehhh! " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" But he's NOT fused, because we're right infront of him. " Vegeta said.
" I know, I'm trying to figure out how the portara could have created a lifeform that can be seperate from it's, uhh,
partners. " she fumbled for the right word.
" THEY'RE NOT PARTNERS! " Chi-Chi and Vegeta screamed at once, then paused and glared at one another. Goku hung his
head in embarassment.
" My theory is the earrings make a copy of each of the two persons genetic structure and when placed together weave
some kind of outer coating, kind of like putting two pieces of a puzzle together. " she typed on the computer and pulled up
two 3 dimensional outlines of Goku and Vegeta.
" Oooh look! Digital Veggies! " Goku grinned, pointing to the screen, " It's so cute! "
" From what Rou Kaio-shin e-mailed me, the earrings send a ringing pulse to one another, and while the fusion is
being created the original structures are sent deep into the subconsious for the brain to feed information from, like a
vacuum. "
" I do distinctly remember a really pretty pink void. " Goku thought outloud.
" I guess when Buu absorbed Vejitto, the magic holding the fusion in existance lost its connection, thereby killing
him. The earrings had no more use for Goku and Vegeta, since there was no longer a subconsious to hold them in, it removed
them both and here they are. " Bulma explained, then frowned, " But that's only a theory. I'd really need to study the
potaras themselves Son-kun and Vegeta broke them. "
" Yeah, you BABY KILLER! " Goku glared at Vegeta.
" HE'S NOT OUR BABY!!! " Vegeta yelled back.
" Yes I am! " Vejitto pouted.
" SHUT UP YOU! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi wailed in agony dropping to her knees and holding the sides of her head.
" Chi-chan? " Goku glanced down at her.
" MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!! " she sobbed.
Vegeta smiled victorously, ::What a twisted winning in my favor...this certainly isn't how I pictured my victory to
be, but heck I'll run with it:: " I'm sorry, Onna but it can't stop. "
" Son do you mind if I keep Vejitto here overnight for more testing? " Bulma asked.
" I guess. " Goku looked at the fusion with uncertainty, " You'll take good care of Ji-chan, right? "
" JI-CHAN!? " Chi-Chi paused her bawling.
" Yes, that's Kakay's nickname for our little baby. " Vegeta grinned unmercifully at her. She growled at him, then
began to cry again.
" Veggie stop being mean to Chi-chan! " Goku persisted, hugging her. Chi-Chi tried to stop crying and bravely blew
a raspberry in Vegeta's direction. The prince looked stunned for a moment, then smirked and held out his arms. He nodded to
Goku, who let go of Chi-Chi, " Little Veggie wants hugs too? "
" Maybe? " the ouji said innocently, then yelped as Goku hugged him tightly. He looked at Chi-Chi, proud of himself.
Chi-Chi only countered with a vengeful, envious stare.
" Mmm, " Goku let go, " Buddy-hugs are fun. "
" Thank you Kakay, " Vegeta nodded to him, then ran up the stairs, out of the lab, and towards his bedroom.
" I think I should take Chi-Chi home, Bulma. " Goku said, conserned, " Gohan can watch Trunks and Goten here till
the evening, right? "
" Of course. " Bulma replied.
" Daddy's leaving his Ji-chan? " Vejitto looked at him sorrowfully.
" No Ji-chan, I'm not going away FOREVER. I just have to take Chi-Chi home. She needs me right now. " Goku explained,
" She's had a really hard day. "
" But, but I want you to stay with me! I'm your baby! Aunt Chi-chan'll be oh-kay, I promise! " Vejitto begged.
" I'm not your AUNT! " Chi-Chi gave him a dirty look.
" Vejitto, Chi-chan and I are married! " Goku said. Vejitto's eyes widened in shock.
" Oh my God, Mommy was right, I _AM_ a love child! Just like Mirai Trunks!!! "
Bulma froze, " HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MIRAI!!! "
" Oh, I didn't tell you? I have every single memory that belonged to my parents up to the moment I was born. "
Vejitto said, " I know all about you guys and even stuff that about Kaasan and Toussan that you DON'T know. "
" WHAT!!! " Chi-Chi almost fainted again.
Vejitto pulled himself out of the shackles and landed on the floor, " Yeah, I could tell you want Toussan ate for
breakfast last month, but I can't tell you what he ate a couple days ago. That's how it works I guess. " he shrugged.
" ...THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER!! " Bulma gasped.
" Oh, THAT'S why you recognized Veggie when you first saw him. " Goku observed, " You tricked us! Not only did you
trick us, you tricked us Veggie-style!!! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh. " Vejitto let out a Vegeta-like giggle.
" IF YOU KNEW WHO I WAS THEN WHY DID YOU CALL ME MOMMY WHEN YOU FIRST MET ME!!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
" I dunno, " Vejitto shrugged, " I guess my Mommy-side thought it would be kinda funny. "
" FUNNY? I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY YOU LITTLE--UGH!! " Goku grabbed Chi-Chi and held her back before she could tackle
Vejitto, who just stared blankly at her.
" Umm, I, I think we better go now. " Goku laughed nervously, then pulled Chi-Chi up the stairs, who was still
bad-mouthing Vejitto, along with Vegeta who wasn't even in the room anymore, " Come on Chi-chan, time to go home. "
" I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM AND I'LL KILL THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI FOR EVER SWAPPING GENES WITH YOU IN THE FIRST
PLACE! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BRING YOUR OFFSPRING INTO THIS WORLD!! "
" Ji-chan's just a fluke, Chi-Chi. " Goku said, trying to calm her down.
" OH HE'S A FLUKE ALRIGHT! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU HALF-OUJI ALL THAT'LL BE LEFT IS THAT UGLY-- " Goku closed the
door behind them. Chi-Chi poked her head in the doorway to finishi, --OF YOURS! " Goku pulled her back out and slammed it
shut this time. Screaming could be heard for several more minutes until the couple had finally left.
" She's a meanie. " Vejitto said sadly.
Bulma sighed, " Yeah, well Chi-Chi AND Vegeta both have their tempers. "
" What a shame. " Vejitto shook his head, then smiled, " She would have made a pretty cool Aunt. "
Bulma sweatdropped.
" A ouji-peasant hybrid...never in my wildest dreams did I even think such a person could exist. I mean, sure, it'll
be nice when I eventually take Kakarrotto into servanthood under his rightful master, but a creature that contains both of
our genetical structures...that's kind of scary. What do you think Pookee? " Vegeta asked his teddy bear as he layed on his
stomach on the bed, staring at the toy.
" ... "
" Yeah you're right, it probably IS a sign of the apocolypse. " Vegeta bit his lip, " But he's scaring the heck out
of that witch who thinks she has rightful claim over Kakarrot so I guess I can live with this. " he narrowed his eyes, " But
I better not get any more Kako-babies falling out of the sky and saying I'm their "Mommy", that's for sure! "
" ... "
" Well I don't WANT to be its Mommy! "
" ... "
" Yeah yeah, I know I know, Kakarrot DID tell me specifically that those magic earrings give birth to a warrior mixed
from its wearers strengths or something like that--but what was I supposed to do! We probably would have been killed if it
weren't for that stupid what's his name. "
" ... "
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S A BETTER FIGHTER THAN ME OR KAKARROT! THAT'S BULL, POOKEE!! OF _COURSE_ I'M NUMBER ONE!!! "
" ... "
" I didn't MEAN to call Kakarrotto number 1! I got caught up in the moment, that's all. " he shrugged it off.
" ... "
He grinned, " Yeah, it was a pretty amazing feeling getting fused together... " he glowed bright red, then shook it
away, " BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I LIKED IT! "
" Who are you talking to? "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see Vejitto standing in the hallway.
" Pookee. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Vejitto, threateningly.
" OOH! I know Pookee! " Vejitto bounded in the room to see the stuffed bear, " Aunt Cally made him for you back on
Bejito-Sei a couple years before Freezer blew it up! "
" How'd you know that? " Vegeta looked at him curiously.
" I'm your fusion-baby, Kaasan. I know EVERYTHING about you. AND Toussan. " Vejitto sat down on the edge of the bed.
" Really? " Vegeta said, intreged, " If you know so much about me---what is the name of my alterego when I used to
play "superhero" back at the castle? " he demanded.
" The Masked Avenger. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Uhh, yeah, impressive. " Vegeta said, surprised, " Alright, here's a tougher one. Who finally told me how planet
Bejito-Sei REALLY blew up and where were we when he/she told me? "
" Dodoria; Namek-sei. " Vejitto responded proudly.
" ...I have a secret closet in this room, what's in it! " Vegeta slammed his hand down on the counter.
" Servant-maid outfits for Kakarrotto after you either take him to the "dark side" or take him in after Chi-Chi
croaks, whichever comes first. "
Vegeta stared at him, his jaw hanging open.
" Hmm. " Vejitto smiled back at his "Mommy" in response.
" I see... " Vegeta thought for a moment, " Vejitto, SON, " he said warmly, " How would like to aid your Mommy in
saving her Kaka-chan from the clutches of the EVIL ONE so we can all be a happy well-fed family together, hmm? "
" WOW! Really Mommy? " Vejito squealed with big sparkily eyes.
" Uhhh, yes. " Vegeta said.
" OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW! MOMMY REALLY LOVES ME AFTER ALL! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! " he grinned in a Goku-like fashion,
then paused, " You're not just using me and then planning on kicking me out once you capture Toussan and enslave him, are
you Mommy? " Vejitto narrowed his eyes.
" Of course not! " Vegeta gasped, then smirked, " I'll have Kakarrotto doing YOUR bidding as well. "
Vejitto cheered, " WOO-HOO! "
" AHHHHH, my heart! " Goku screamed suddenly as they sat at the stoplight of an intersection.
" Go-chan are you alright? " Chi-Chi said, conserned.
" It just felt like somebody went and backstabbed me with a knife! " Goku groaned, then gasped, " OH NO! VEGGIE DID
SOMETHING BAD! " he turned around, " I've got to go back and stop him before its too late! I can't let him get hurt! "
" YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! " Chi-Chi shouted, mentally exausted, " It's a trap! Please Goku, let's just go home. "
He looked at the tired expression on her face with sympathy, " Aww, sure Chi-chan, we'll go home and I'll take care
of you now and take care of Veggie later. " he patted her on the back just as the light turned green and they drove off,
::I just hope he'll be oh-kay till then::
" Hmm. "
" Hmm. "
" ... "
Vegeta, Vejitto, and Pookee were sitting on the living room couch infront of the TV looking at a box of various
blueprint ideas Vegeta had concieved in order to capture and enslave Goku/torture and or destory Chi-Chi.
" What do you think Pookee? " Vegeta held one of the prints up to the stuffed teddy bear.
" ... "
" Yeah, you're right, too tacky. " he smushed it into a paper ball and tossed it over his shoulder just as Goten
came running down the stairs holding several water balloons while Trunks had a water gun mounted over his shoulder and was
presently aiming it at the younger saiyajin. Gohan was following them and panickingly yelling at them to slow down.
" My brothers are silly people. " Vejitto smiled at the scene behind them.
" Brothers? "
" Well, half-brothers. However you want to put it. " he went back to looking at another blueprint, " This one isn't
that bad. "
" Yeah. "
" But...where are we gonna find a mousetrap that big? "
" Hmm, point. " Vegeta nodded, " We could try to make one-- "
" Bulma'd notice. "
" ...oh, right. " he blinked, then smirked, " I'm glad you're here, Ji, you save me a lot of hard work on these
projects that would end up not even working in the first place. "
" You're welcome Mommy. " Vejitto chuckled, flattered. A small figure sleepily waddled out of one of the bedrooms
upstairs, unbeknownst to the two saiyajins, " Say, where's Mirai? He still sleeping? "
" Eh, he sleeps till 10, in fact he's not even really "all there" until noon time! " Vegeta said with disgust,
" That is unless you kick-start him with some coffee, and believe me that's not a very pretty sight to behold. "
Vejitto thought back using his borrowed memory. He cringed, " Oh yeah, that one time in the Chamber of Time and Space
when you two were training....he almost disintergrated himself... "
" Tell me about it. " Vegeta said flatly. He froze to hear a pair of tiny footsteps coming down the staircase and
instantly recognized who they belonged to, " Oh no. " he squeaked out, then turned to Vejitto, " Kid, you've gotta hide
somewhere! "
" Huh? " Vejitto looked at him blankly.
" HIDE YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE SHE'S COMING AND IF SHE SEES YOU SHE'LL INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE ME AND KAKARROT'S FACIAL
FEATURES AND A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH COULD INSUE SO YOU HAVE TO HIDE!!! " Vegeta screamed in a panic.
" But who could cause a fate worse then death?-- "
" *GASP* TOUSSAN! " 8 year old Bura gasped in shock at the complete stranger Vegeta was sharing his plans with, " WHO
IS THAT!!! " she pointed to Vejitto.
" My name is Vejitto and I'm a fusion baby! " Vejitto said friendily, reaching out to shake hands with Bura, who
was still in her nightgown.
" And you're also leaving the house, RIGHT NOW! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, pushing Vejitto out of the room.
" Veji--tto. " she blinked, then dashed infront of him and looked up at the third saiyajin, who grinned Son-style at
her, " Oh my GOODness... " Bura's eyes widened with excitement, " You look just like....and you also look just like...WHEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! " she squealed at the top of her lungs, " IT'S A MIRACLE! "
" No it's not! There's no miracle! " Vegeta shook his head frantically.
" Mr. Vejitto, can I ask you a question? " Bura grinned, " Does your name mean what I think it means? "
" It's a combination of Vegeta and Kakarrotto. " Vejitto replied, confused.
Bura cheered, " MIRACLES _DO_ HAPPEN!! "
" AHH! NO THEY DON'T!!! " Vegeta yelped.
Vejitto sweatdropped, " What have I done?!! "
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10:29 PM 6/11/2002
END OF PART TWO
Goku: (gulps) I know it can't be good if Bura's back in the picture, she's gonna mess things up even worse!
Chuquita: (shrugs) Well, if it doesn't work out well with her in part 3 I can always use some kind of plot device to get
rid of her.
Goku: (wipes the beads of sweat off his forehead) Good. You know what she did to me LAST TIME she was in one of these stories
, she made me wear that embarassing costume and that silly hat!
Chuquita: Oh-kay, oh-kay! Calm down!
Goku: (upset) I am calm! I am down!
Vegeta: (casually) Don't worry Kakarrotto, I'm sure our fusion, uhh, child is MORE than powerful enough to stop B-chan before
she does anything that I will regret her doing if she happens to accomplish it.
Goku: (utterly confused) ...what?
Vegeta: Ooh....YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAID IT!!!
Goku: Wahh, Veggie is making my head hurt!
Chuquita: Say, what happened to Googie? (looks around)
Vegeta: (sighs) He's under the table beating himself up.
Chuquita: WHAT?!
Goku: Poor Ta-chan!
Chuquita: (peeks under the table at Gogeta, who is currently trying to strangle himself with one hand while the other hand
tries to stop him) What the heck are you doing.
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) You STUPID *smack* STUPID *smack* STUPID BAKAYARO! (Son's voice) VEGGIE LET GO OUR NECK!!! *smack*
Chuquita: [pulls her head back up again, disturbed and amused at the same time]
Vegeta: (grumbles) I knew Kakarrotto and I couldn't stay in the same body for that long.
Goku: How much time's he got left, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (looks at her watch) Wow, 10 minutes. He's becoming pretty unstable by now.
Goku: Ahh, that explains the two voices.
Vegeta: Ugh, those two voices are US, Kakarrot.
Goku: Really? Then how are we here over here when we're down there too?
Chuquita: Mirai.
Goku: ... (gets it) OHHHHHHH. Say, does that mean in 10 minutes we're going to have another us here?
Vegeta: Two Kakays?
Goku: Two little Veggies?
Chuquita: Nope.
Both: WHA?!
Chuquita: I plan on sending him back home before he de-fuses.
Goku: (sad) Ohhhh, I wanted two little Veggies.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I don't.
Vegeta: HEY!
Gogeta: (both voices at once) AHHHH!! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! THE UNEXPLICABLE PAIN!! [a purple gloppy juice shoots out from
underneath the desk and lands on the ceiling.
Vegeta: I think I'm going to be sitting on the table from now on. [does so]
Chuquita: Me too. [joins him]
Goku: (pouty) I wanna come up on the table too!
Chuquita: Well, I guess you can squeeze in up here--ACK! [Son instantly teleports between Chu & Veggie, nearly causing them
to both fall off the sides of the table]
Goku: YAY!!! Table-time for me and Veggie!
Vegeta: (to Chu) What's going on down there anyway? (signals to Gogeta)
Chuquita: (drama-queen) I'm not sure Veggie, I'm not sure....
Vegeta: You mean you don't know.
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at him) ...same thing. (shrugs) (turns to audiance) Cya in Part 3 audiance! (waves) [goo
splatters just inches away from the table top] That is, if we live that long. (sweatdrops)
