2:18 PM 6/12/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -DBZ ep270 "The Dimension is Shattered! Is Buu out of Control?!"
{Vegetto:} It looks like you're the one that doesn't understand. Fusing with the
Potara isn't a normal fusion. But you won't understand if I merely explain it.

Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: You would if _I_ explained it.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Vedge, you don't know the first thing about those earrings.
Goku: Yeah, (nods) the power of the potara is not to be taken lightly! Rou Dai Kaio-shin told me so.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) (uninterested) Really?
Goku: (grins) Yup! He said the potara's magical bond is permanent and lasts forever!
Vegeta: EEP! (turns bright red)
Chuquita: (sighs) We all know that's not true Son-San. Even though he said it was permanent Buu's magical, uhh, digestive
system proved that.
Vegeta: (sarcastically) The "Magical Digestive System", right.
Goku: Sounds like the name of a bad health-class film.
Chuquita: (Professor Chu) The wonders of the digestive system can be seen in diagram A. Keep your hands and arms inside
the vehicle at all times unless you want the acid to dissolve your hands off.
Vegeta: (proudly) That almost happened to Kakarrot, but not me. I didn't panic at all.
Goku: (glares) What about the worms? You were pretty scared of them weren't you little Veggie?
Vegeta: (freezes) Well, I, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO! THEY WERE BIG BLUE SLIMY EYE-LESS MONSTERS WITH GIANT TEETH THAT ATE
KI BLASTS!!!
Goku: (frowns) I didn't think they were that scary. (perks up) I thought they were kinda cute!
Vegeta: CUTE?! THEY TRIED TO EAT US!
Goku: They did not silly Veggie.
Vegeta: HA!
Goku: I bet Ta-chan agrees with me, don't you Ta-chan? [waits for a reply from Gogeta] ...he oh-kay?
Chuquita: I hope so, he's only got about 6 minutes left and I need him for this Corner. Depending on how long it is this
story could go on for yet one more part after this one!
Vegeta: So what? If he blows up we'll just get someone else to come on the show.
Chuquita: (protest) BUT--*sigh*, oh who cares...
Goku: We COULD just send him back and get him to fusion dance again.
Vegeta: HA! Like he'd do that.
Chuquita: (smirks) You know, I will send him back, but that doesn't mean I still can't have him on the show.
Son & Veggie: (nervous) What do you mean?
Chuquita: (evil smile) I mean... (perks up) That you two could do the fusion dance so I can continue my Googie interview!
[holds up her camera] And I can take pictures!
Goku: (big happy smile) Oooh, I get to dance with my little Veggie?
Vegeta: GAH! NO YOU'RE NOT! (to Chu) NO HE'S NOT!!
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) It feels like it has been forever since I last fusion danced with my little Veggie...
Vegeta: AHHHH! (grabs Chu by the collar) LISTEN! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Sharing the same body with Kakarrotto
for a whole half hour...I CAN'T DO IT!!!
Chuquita: You did it before.
Vegeta: BUT I CAN'T DO IT AGAIN!!! DON'T YOU SEE! (frightened) I don't think my mental health can take another blow that big.
(shivers) Kakarrotto enjoys it so much--BUT I DON'T!!! I don't like the dance! I don't like being in the same body! I don't
like the feeling of being infested with Kakarrot's dumbing down Kako-germs for 30 minutes straight!!!
[explosion comes from underneath the desk, sending Chu, Veggie, and Son flying off the desk and onto the ground]
Chuquita: WHAT WAS THAT!!!
Mirai: [comes out with a bucket and mop to clean up the purple goo that is left of Gogeta] He just couldn't last 6 more
minutes so he self-exploded instead.
Vegeta: (to Chu) (panicy) SEE! SEE!
Goku: Aww little Veggie 'o mine, that will not happen to us. [warm-n-gooey hug]
Vegeta: (bright red) EnnnGH! I, I, I, YES IT WILL!!!!
Chuquita: No it won't.
Goku: (gets in first fusion dance position) Let's find out!
Vegeta: NO KAKAY NO!!


Summary: Vejitto? What ever happened to him anyway? After 2 weeks of driving Lord Enma insane the aggrivated ogre decides to
get rid of the saiyajin by sending him back to Earth along with the rest of the people killed by Buu. Unwillingly, Dende
takes Vejitto to his tower and decides the best thing to do is to leave him in the custody of his parents. But which one?
How will Goku and Vegeta react to the latest edition of a third saiyajin even stronger than themselves? How will Chi-Chi
react to meeting one of her worst nightmares face-to-face? Will Vejitto ever find his real Mommy?
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" He's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! " Bura said in awe w/big sparkily eyes, then hugged Vejitto's leg,
" Now you're a REAL big brother! Not like grumpy 'ol Mirai or rude 'ol Torunkusu! You're PERFECT. "
" I, am? " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" How old are you? " she asked excitedly.
" Uhh, I dunno, 2 weeks? " Vejitto shrugged.
" TWO WEEKS! " she gasped, " Toussan! You were pregnant and didn't even tell me! " Bura glared at him.
" WAHH! " Vegeta fell to the floor, animé style, " I WASN'T PREGNANT AND I COULDN'T GET PREGNANT EVEN IF I WANTED
TO!!! AND BESIDES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS BAKAYARO EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE! " he screamed.
" Hai! I'm a fusion baby. " Vejitto smiled, " I was created by the magic of the potara earrings...but then I got
eaten...but now I'm back! "
" Potar--you mean--you're-- "
" Only your half-brother, I'm afraid. " he said.
" --YOU'RE TOUSSAN AND MR. GOTEN'S DADDY'S BABY!!! " she squealed leaping into the air, " Oh Toussan this is just
wonderful! He's so adorable! " Bura clasped her hands together, " It's only a shame I couldn't have been there to witness
that beautiful moment! "
" IT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL IT WAS TERRIFYING!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " FIRST OF ALL KAKARROTTO GAVE ME THAT STUPID EARRING
AND SAID I HAD TO PUT IT IN MY RIGHT EAR BECAUSE HE HAD THE OTHER ONE IN HIS LEFT AND DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO GIVE
YOURSELF AN EAR-PIERCING WHEN YOU'VE (A) NEVER DONE IT BEFORE AND (B) DONE IT WITHOUT ANY PAIN-KILLERS! THERE WAS BLOOD ALL
OVER THE PLACE! AND _THEN_ KAKARROTTO TELLS ME THAT POTARA FUSIONS LAST _FOREVER_ AND CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HORROR IN THAT
THOUGHT! BEING FUSED WITH KAKARROT _FOREVER_!! AFTER THAT THERE WAS THOSE EARRINGS! THEY STARTED GLOWING AND THEN EVERYTHING
AROUND US WENT ALL BLUE AND PULLED US FULL FORCE INTO THE AIR AND--- " he paused to see Bura staring up at him with wide,
eager eyes, " You're enjoying listening to this, aren't you? "
" DON'T STOP NOW!! " she shrieked with anticipation.
" Ehhhhh... " Vegeta reared in disgust at having to remember the details of that day, " Anyway, THEY PULLED US FULL
FORCE INTO THE AIR AND WE SMUSHED RIGHT INTO EACH OTHER'S STOMACHS AND THERE WAS THIS BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT AND THEN I WOKE UP
TO FIND MYSELF IN THIS VOID WITH--with--I can't go on. It's too humiliating. " he shook his head, embarassed.
" Oh Toussan-chan, that was so moving... " Bura said, a hugely content smile on her face as if she had just finished
watching a soap opera, " I bet that void you two ended up in was so beautiful... " she trailed off, then turned to Vejitto,
" They love each other so much. "
Vejitto sweatdropped, " So I've heard. " he scratched his head, " You WERE really listening to the story weren't
you? I mean, Mommy told it like it was the worst experience of her life and here you are acting all gooey-eyed about the
whole thing! "
" "Mommy"? " Bura blinked. Vejitto gulped and backed up, " TOUSSAN IS YOUR "MOMMY"? OH THAT IS SO CUTE!!!! " she
hugged him again, " Oh Vejitto-chan, we are going to have so much fun together! "
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vejitto laughed nervously, pushing her away, " You know, Mommy and I, we really have to be going. "
" Oh, don't go yet! " she whined, then grinned, " I have the most beautiful costume for you! "
" Ehhhh... " Vejitto gulped, having a flashback in Goku's memory about some of the terrible things she had made him
wear in the past, " No! I can't! We're both really in a hurry and we have top secret stuff to do in Mommy's room, k? "
" But my wonderful little love-child half-brother, wouldn't you rather stay here with me? I have all sorts of
questions to ask you about Toussan and Mr. Goten's Daddy who love each other so very much. " Bura begged.
" HE'S NOT A LOVE CHILD!!! " Vegeta screamed at the ceiling.
" I'M A _FUSION_ _BABY_!!!! " Vejitto screamed in the same position.
" Fusion child, love baby; same thing. You're still the offspring of the two sweetest happiest lil saiyajins who ever
existed! " Bura giggled.
" Echhh, I can't believe it. BOTH SIDES of my brain feel sick. Like I'm going to hurl any minute. " a disgusted,
green-faced Vejitto said, holding his hands ove his mouth.
" B-chan is slightly overbearing on the mushiness of the relationship between Kakarrotto and I...WHICH HAS NO
MUSHINESS TO BEGIN WITH!! " he and angrily.
" Aww, you're just saying that cuz you are afraid to express your true feelings! Isn't that sweet! " Bura smiled up
at Vegeta, " Well don't you worry Toussan because I am going to help you!! " she said, then looked down at her nightie &
flushed, " Buuuuut, first-I-have-to-get-changed-bye! " she quickly dashed up to her room and closed the door.
" ... " Vegeta and Vejitto stared up at it for a moment, then both grinned the same evil smirk.
" We make a run for my door, NOW! " Vegeta ordered. The duo quickly ran up the other side of the stairs and closed
Vegeta's bedroom door behind them. The door quickly re-opened and Vegeta ran back down to grab Pookee and his pile of blue-
-prints, " Heh-heh, can't forget you, can I Pookee! " he smiled at his teddy bear, then ran back up again. Vejitto
sweatdropped.


" Ohhhhhhh...Go-chan. " Chi-Chi moaned, laying on the couch back at the Son home, " I need another wet cloth. " she
felt her forehead. Her mind was aching.
" Coming Chi-chan! " Goku said, returning with the desired object, he placed it on her forehead as she tossed the
old one aside, " You feeling any better Chi-chan? " he asked, worried.
" Just the thought...of you and the ouji having a.....a CHILD oh Go-chan this is the worst experiance I've ever been
through! " she cried, " And with him being even stronger than you AND Vegeta....oh God can you imagine if that evil little
ouji used his manipulating powers on HIM! " Chi-Chi lowered her voice to a whisper, " I'd have no way to stop him from taking
you away from here.
" Aww Chi-Chi, Veggie would never do that. " Goku chuckled, " My little Veggie cares enough to know when he's in over
his head. And no one can beat my Chi-chan! " he said, trying to cheer her up.
" Thank you. " Chi-Chi replied, " In that case, I have a plan. "
" A, plan? Chi-Chi? "
" Yes Goku, a plan--TO ANHILATE THAT OUJI ONCE AND FOR ALL! " she lept to her feet, " COME GOKU! TO THE WAR ROOM! "
" We don't have a war room. " Goku said, confused.


" We have a war room. " he muttered in disbelief as they stood in their basement, which was now transformed into a
crudely made military base.
" I created this little baby after the EVIL ONE first set his smelly royal foot off this planet when he escaped
the first time. " Chi-Chi said proudly, " After seeing you and Gohan in such danger I decided that if Bulma, Kuririn and the
others wouldn't let me go after you onto the battlefield to fight that I could defeat such foes from the privacy of my own
home. " she patted one of the machines, which sent dust floating into the air, " It's kind of old, but, used properly, it can
bring a WORLD OF HURT upon Vegeta AND that nasty little "fusion baby". "
" Chi-Chi! Vejitto's MY baby too! " Goku complained.
" Yes, but he has OUJI-GENES floating around in that body of his. And who knows! He might end up as an accomplice on
the side of EVIL! " she exclaimed.
" Even so.....AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU BLOW UP VEGGIE!! "
" Goku, do you LIKE Vegeta? " she asked.
" Yes! "
" Do you enjoy being in his company? "
" Yes! "
" Well, Vejitto's KIND of like the ouji, why don't you let me just blow Vegeta up and you can keep your "fusion baby"
, that way everyone's happy. " Chi-Chi said connivingly.
" Except for Veggie--WHO WOULD BE _DEAD_!! " Goku shouted, tears welling up in his eyes, " And I'm sorry, but I love
my little buddy like a, like a little buddy! I won't let you kill him just as much as I won't let him kill you! "
" He's planning to kill me? " she said flatly. Goku slapped his hands over his mouth in fright, " ....oh my God he IS
! He's planning on knocking me off Goku tell me now! "
" No I can't! I, I mean, after all me-n-Veggie are still bonded in a special way to each other because of the fusion
thing and I, I, "
" Goku? " Chi-Chi said warningly.
" I KNOW EVERY SINGLE PLOT HE HAS TUCKED AWAY IN HIS BRAIN BECAUSE WE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE IN THE FUSION AND I KNOW
ALL ABOUT IT CHI-CHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! " he wailed, grabbing onto her, " Oh Chi-chan! Why can't you and Veggie just get along
with each other! Why do you have to hate each other so! "
" You know EVERY plot of his.... " Chi-Chi said, astonished.
" My poor little Veggie! If he only understood that you weren't out to get him! If he only understood you are just
looking out for my safety!!! " Goku sobbed.
" WAIT!!! " Chi-Chi screamed, instantly causing Goku to stop crying, " Go-chan, " she said sweetly, " How would you
like to do me a favor and tell me all about these plots you got out of the ouji's tiny brain, hmm? "
" I guess I could do that. " Goku rubbed his nose, then paused, " Some of them are pretty gory. "
" That's oh-kay I can handle it. " she said flatly, " Now let's go upstairs to get you something to eat. That should
refresh your memory, don't you think? "
Goku cheered, " HOORAY FOR CHI-CHAN! SHE'S THE BEST! "


" Must you eat those things together like that? " Vegeta grimaced. Vejitto was busy partaking of his deemed favorite
snack--fish and Pepsi.
" But it's yummy. " he pouted in a Goku-like manner.
" Well can't you at least COOK the fish first! It's stinking up my whole room! Kakarrot could stand here sniffing
the air for DAYS! "
Vejitto smiled pleasantly as he took a whiff of the air around him, " Mmm, so could I. *URP* " he let out a belch.
" Be careful, fusion-boy. Your kako-genes are showing. " Vegeta grumbled.
" *GASP* WHERE? " Vejitto looked himself over. Vegeta put his head in his hands and shook it, helpless.
" I swear, you were acting more like a royal member of the house of Bejito-Sei earlier, WHAT HAPPENED! " he snarled.
" Well, Momma, I don't know. " Vejitto shrugged, " Sometimes some of my traits overpower the others and vice versa. "
he sniffed his snack, " I think it has something to do with this fish. " he pointed to it, then sweatdropped as Vegeta took
the fish out of Vejitto's hands and chucked it out the window, breaking it, " HEY!!! That wasn't nice! "
" Of course it was! Obviously the smell of rotting mountain animals brings out your more Kaka-ish traits. " Vegeta
snorted, " I just did you a favor. " he smirked, " Here have another Pepsi. "
" Thanks Mommy! " Vejitto chirped, taking a swig of the drink, " Ahh, I can feel my more intellegent side raising to
the surface again. "
Vegeta beamed, " That's my boy! Now look a this. " he dropped a small, round metal object into Vejitto's hands.
" What is it? " Vejitto blinked.
" Actually, it's from Bejito-Sei. Back when I was a boy, my Toussan and Kaasan used these to keep the peasants in
line. When spun clockwise infront of the subject, he or she become fully under the power of whoever controls it. They believe
whatever the master's deepest most passionate most secretive desires are to be their job to fulfill... " he went off into
a dreamy state. Vejitto stared at him for a second, then backhanded him across the head, " --wha, huh? "
" You went off into dreamland just now. " he noted.
" I did? Oh... " Vegeta blushed, embarassed, " You, you didn't mentally sense anything going on in my mind just now,
did you? " he asked suspicously.
" No, but I have a copy of your full memory from up till 2 weeks ago--I think I have a pretty good idea. " Vejitto
nodded, embarassed for him.
" None of it will escape this room, is that clear, 'son'? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at him.
Vejitto perked up, " Crystal! "
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Now, Vejitto, this is a very special piece of royal saiyajin jewerly, however,
it does not work. " he said sadly.
" Hai, if it did I guess you would have Toussan doing your bidding by now, huh Mommy? " Vejitto said, patting him
on the back.
" Correct, my son. " Vegeta nodded, " That is where you come in. " he smirked.
Vejitto's eyes widened, " Me? "
" Vejitto, do you know what kind of special material is needed to power this locket? " Vegeta asked sneakily.
" No Mommy. " Vejitto shook his head. Vegeta clicked a button on the medallion which opened to reveal...an empty
battery case.
" AA, Ji-kun. TWO double A. "
" GAH!! " Vejitto fell down animé style, " MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! " he whined, getting up, " If it's that easy
then what do you need ME for! "
" Well, the conveince store that sells the batteries keeps them on the top shelf...as you can see, my height in
comparsion...well let's just say I need a stepstool to reach the bathroom sink--that good enough for you? " he said, slightly
frustrated.
" You mean all I have to do is get to the supermarket to by a pack of batteries!!! " Vejitto gawked.
" Yup. " Vegeta handed him a 10 dollar bill, " Think you can do that for your 'Mommy', Ji-kun? "
" Uhh, sure Kaasan. Whatever you say. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" ...you know where the supermarket is, right? "
" Yeah. " he nodded, hopping out of the window and landing on the ground, " DON'T WORRY MOMMY! I'LL GET YOUR
BATTERIES FOR YOU! "
" DOUBLE A! "
" DOUBLE A! " Vejitto repeated.
" ....AND DON'T GET LOST IN THE FISH EISLE!!! "
Vejitto sweatdropped again, " I WON'T!!!! "


" Uhh, sir, can I help you? " one of the supermarket clerks tapped on Vejitto's shoulder. He spun around with a fish
in his mouth.
" Hmm? " Vejitto looked down at the fish, then at the clerk and quickly ripped it out of his mouth and gingerly
placed it in the row with the other fish. A large bite mark where it's back fin was supposed to be, " Oh, yes, yes you can. "
he wiped the fish goo off his mouth, then let out a small belch, " I'm looking for a pair of AA batteries. "
The clerk looked him over, " Strange, you look very familiar. " she said, adjusting her ponytail.
" Really? Do I look like someone famous? " Vejitto grinned proudly.
" Uh, not really. "
" WAH! " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" You just remind me of Son Goku, he does that a lot. " she pointed to the fish.
" Does he? " Vejitto laughed nervously.
" Yeah, the manager had to ban him from the store several times after we had an, uhh, incident in the candy eisle. "
she said.
" 2 tons of marshmellow swirl gumballs... " Vejitto mused on Goku's memory copy.
" How did you know? " she asked.
" Umm, lucky guess? " Vejitto shrugged, " So! " he said, changing the subject, " Do you know where the batteries
are? "
" Eisle 8. "
" Thanks! " Vejitto saluted her and skipped off, his head turned sideways to read the eisle signs as he went, " Eisle
4, Eisle 5, Eisle 6, Eisle---OH SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS!! " Vejitto froze, " THE CANDY EISLE AND THE BATTERY EISLE ARE NEXT
TO EACH OTHER!!!! " he wailed in torment, then instantly stopped, " I'd say I'm about due for a moral dilema right about now,
aren't I? " he glanced down the sugary sweet candy eisle which seemed to be calling his name and stomach with happiness and
eternal bliss, then glanced down the battery eisle which boomed sent the phrase "this is what you came to get in the first
place" and "Mommy will be VERY MAD if you give into your Kaka-senses instead of getting his batteries".
" OHHHHHHHHHH! " Vejitto bit his lip. He gulped, " I, I guess if I just have ONE candy bar that'll satisfy my craving
...right? "


4 hours later...
" Ahhhhhhhhh, sweet sweet blissful sweetness *URRRRP*. Hee-hee. " Vejitto layed on his back in the candy eisle, which
was now a complete wreck. His stomach was bulging out of his gi and chocolate smeared all over his face. In short--it looked
like a war zone. Or a former war zone, " I am a happy little saiyajin. "
" AHHHHHHHHH!!!! " another ahh came from infront of him, but not one of contentment. One of horror. Vejitto
desperately tried to peer over his bloated belly only to barely see another customer holding a shopping cart. A little girl
in the seat and a little boy hanging onto his mother's pantleg and laughing at Vejitto, " IT'S SON GOKU! HE CAME BACK--AGAIN!
!! "
" NO! NO I'M NOT! " Vejitto tried getting up, then fell back down again. The little boy ran over to him.
" This isn't Son Goku. " he blinked, " This guy's as big as him though. "
The little girl hopped out of the cart and soon joined him, " Yeah...hey, doesn't he look like that little guy
Mr. Son brings with him here sometimes? "
" I'm their fusion baby. " Vejitto said, then burped out a small bubble coated in chocolate.
" Whoa, cool! " the little boy stared at the chocolate bubble, fascinated.
" I knew I shouldn't have ate the candy bubble-blower. " Vejitto grumbled, embarassed, " Say, can you help me help?
I need to get to the battery eisle nextdoor and-- "
" --FREEZE! "
*ZAP!*
" AHHHH! " Vejitto lept to his feet to see two security guards, both wielding stun guns. The two men glared at
Vejitto through their dark sunglass, " WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!! " Vejitto snarled, going SSJ3. The children and their mother ran
off, " YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE WITH THOSE!! " he punched his left fist into his right hand and rubbed them together. The
security guards stared at him with their jaws hanging open. They dropped their stun guns and ran screaming. Vejitto narrowed
his eyes at the stun guns on the floor and sent a ki blast at them, frying them. He powered back down, smiling, " Now, to
find those batteries. "


" That'll be $8.52. " the man at the counter said, handing Vejitto the change, " Say, you know who you look like? "
" Yes, yes I do. " Vejitto said flatly, " Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going home. " he said, then left.
The man blinked, " Yeah, he'd be a dead-ringer for that guy on Action News. "


" Hi Bura, what are you drawing? " Gohan asked as he paused from his chase scene after Goten and Trunks, who were now
busy shooting the underground grass sprinklers at each other and somehow managed to turn them onto full power. The backyard
was slowly filling up with water behind the glass door. Gohan had his back to it and Bura was busy on her crayon-drawn
masterpiece.
She smiled up at him impishly, " I'm drawing Toussan and Mr. Goten's Daddy's lil pink void. "
" Their what? "
" Toussan said when he and Mr. Goten's Daddy had lil Ji-Ji they were in this pretty pink void. " Bura grinned,
grabbing another crayon out of the box.
" Really? Vegeta told us the void was white. " Gohan said, confused.
Bura narrowed her eyes at him, " I SAY IT CAN BE WHATEVER COLOR I WANT IT TO BE AND IF I WANT IT TO BE PINK IT'S
GONNA BE PINK! " she screamed at him, then pleasantly returned to her task.
Gohan blinked, his hair now wind-blown, " Gee, she's not Vegeta's daughter, is she? " he sarcastically remarked,
shocked at the power of the little girl's lungs. He peered over her shoulder to see the drawing and sweatdropped when the
picture came into view, " Bura, since when did the "pink" void have flowers in it? "
" It ALWAYS had flowers, silly Mr. Goten's big brother! See! Over here is Mr. Goten's Daddy and over there is
Toussan-chan. They're making flower headbands for each other. They're so cute! "
Gohan scratched his head at the chibi-nized deformed versions of the two saiyajins, " Uhh, that's, urm, nice Bura. "
he said, trying not to look disgusted.
" They love each other so much! The prince and his peasant! Hee-hee! " she giggled, hugging the finished doodle,
" Oh! I have great news! " she pulled something out from a bag she had next to the table, " Look what I've made for Ji-Ji! "
she held up several of the many items of clothing in the bag.
Gohan sweatdropped, " Adult-sized baby clothes??? "
" Saiyajin sized baby clothes. " she corrected him, " Just for Ji-chan! " she hugged the outfits tightly, " He is a
fusion baby isn't he? Ji-chan will look oh-so-adorable in these!!! " Bura squealed, " I can't WAIT till he gets back home! "
" I'm sure you can't. " Gohan replied, ::Poor Vejitto! She's going to try and make him wear THAT. Man she's got a
screw loose::
" MMPH MMPH!!! " Gohan's head bolted to attention. He looked over his shoulder and gasped to see Trunks and Goten
banging on the glass door, completely underwater.
" AHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!! " Gohan screamed, reaching for the door out of habit.
Bura grabbed her drawing and bag of baby clothes and bolted for the stairs, " GOHAN NO! " she shouted when she
finally knew she was high enough to be out of harms way.
" *FWOOSH* " Gohan thrusted the door open, sending a shockwave of water down through the first floor.
Bura sighed with relief, then laughed, " Stupid boys! " she said, then dashed into her room.
" AAUGH! " Gohan gasped for air, sticking his head above the surface, soon followed by the two boys.
" Wow that was a close one wasn't it, Trunks! " Goten said, grinning.
" I'll say. " Trunks smiled, " We were almost goners for sure! "
Goten glanced at the enraged Chi-Chi-ish look on Gohan's face, " I hate to burst your bubble Trunks, but I think
we're still gonna be. "
Trunks laughed nervously at Gohan, " Heh-heh-heh, so, Gohan, nice meeting you here. Come to this part of the building
often? "
" GRRRRRRRRRRRR. "
" Hoo-boy. "


" ...and that's where the meat grinder comes in. " Goku was just finishing up explaining all of Vegeta's secret evil
plots that he had learned from him from the fusion. Chi-Chi was sitting across from him. Her face stark white and her jaw
hanging open.
" He's a...a genius... " she muttered, shocked, " An EVIL genius.... "
" Aww, I wouldn't call little Veggie a GENIUS. " Goku giggled, " Little Veggie still needs me to help him use the
microwave, the silly ouji. "
" Oh God.... " Chi-Chi leaned back against her chair, " I knew he had some terrible plots in his mind, but I had no
idea they were so logical--so well thought-out. Why if he had the right tools that ouji could knock me off in one swoop and
make it look like an accident. Oh Goku! " she got out of her chair and hugged him, " He's really dangerous--we have to get
rid of him! Him AND his little fusion baby! "
" What? NO! Chi-chan! " Goku protested. Chi-Chi went over to a box labeled nuclear weaponry and took out a large
machine gun. She held it over her shoulder.
" Goku! Get in the car! We're going over to Vegeta's house to bring him a little present. " she smirked.
" But--but Chi-chan! "
" NO BUTS! I've heard enough! He's a terrible little monster who needs to be stopped! And if I don't stop him....
he'll stop me. " she said quietly, then resumed her anger, " NOW START UP THE CAR! I HAVE TO SUIT UP! "
" Yuh--yes Chi-chan! " Goku said nervously, running out of the room.
Chi-Chi dusted off a few grinades, " I'm coming for you ouji and this time NOBODY'S going to wish you back. This time
you're going to be erased from the pages of history and come back as a slug or a fly or a rat or something. And then I'll
step on you and we'll do it all over again! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "


" *DINGDONG* *DINGDONG*! "
The door to Capsule Corp flew wide open, " You're back! " Vegeta said, grinning at Vejitto, who was holding the pair
of AA batteries in his hands, " *gasp-of-joy* AND YOU'VE GOT MY BATTERIES! " he gave him a hug, " Thanks son! " Vegeta said,
then hummed happily to himself as he flicked the medallion open and flopped the batteries inside, " AT LAST! KAKARROTTO-CHAN
IS MINE!!!! " he hugged the amulet, " I am so happy I could sing! " he giggled anxiously, then sniffed the air, " AHHH! What
is that smell! Do you smell that smell? That smell is the smell of VICTORY!!!! " he took another whiff, " And my God it
stinks!! "
" That's me, Mommy. " Vejitto said, pointing to his clothes, " I had a little problem at the supermarket and-- "
" *sniff* *sniff* You smell like candy...and fish! KAKO-SCENTS!! You gave into your Kaka-desires to devour everything
in sight! Didn't you! "
" I, I, I, YES!!!!!! " Vejitto wailed, " Oh Mommy I am sorry! " he dropped to his knees, " It all looked so good!
All the brightly colored candies...they were calling my name! They were singing a song of temptation and sweet chocolatey
goodness for me to enjoy for all of eternity--AND I BOUGHT IT!!! But you know what? It was GOOOOD. It was real GOOOOOD! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " *sigh*, you are forgiven oh half-kaka spawned child of mine. " he patted Vejitto on the
shoulder, " And now for some REAL eternal bliss! " he held up the medallion. Quick! Find Kakarrot! I want to test this
on him! "
" VEH-GEEEE!!! " a voice cried out worriedly as Goku teleported infront of him.
" Talk about timing! " Vegeta grinned, " Kakarrotto, look at the pretty medallion for a moment, will you? " he held
it out infront of Goku, who quickly pushed Vegeta's hand down.
" Veggie this is important! It's Chi-chan! She's coming back here and I think she's going to kill you! " Goku grabbed
Vegeta's arms tightly.
" Feh, you mean TRY to kill me. Whatever that Onna has up her sleeve it is nothing that I cannot handle. "
" VEGGIE SHE HAS A NUCLEAR MACHINE GUN! AND A BUNCH OF BOMBS AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE KI ATTACKS TOO AND OH MY LITTLE
VEGGIE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HURT! " Goku panicked, hugging the ouji.
" You...want to protect me...from that Onna... " Vegeta muttered, bright red.
" YES I WANT TO PROTECT YOU! But I want to protect Chi-chan too! That's why I told her all about your evil plots but
I had no idea she'd go ballistic like this! " Goku sobbed, holding on for dear life.
" You did WHAT!!!! " Vegeta screamed, enraged. He went SSJ and tried pushing the larger saiyajin off of him, " HOW
COULD YOU I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY OWN MENTAL KNOWLEDGE AND YOU GO AND BACKSTAB ME!!!! "
" I AM SORRY VEGGIE!!! " Goku screamed back, " BUT I WON'T LET HER KILL YOU!!!!! " he narrowed his eyes, his head
still leaning over Vegeta's shoulder, " Chi-chan will have to shoot through me to get to you! "
" ... "
" Veggie? "
" ...oh Kakay... " Vegeta squeaked out w/big sparkily eyes, " Kakay I, I-- "
" Yeah Veggie? " Goku asked curiously.
" Kakay I can't feel my legs. "
Goku pulled away from him, " You oh-kay Veggie? " he cocked an eyebrow.
" Kaka-chan it's all jello from the waist down. I don't think I can move my feet. " Vegeta said, still glowing bright
red.
" Oh, ohhHHHHH!!! " Goku looked nervously off into the distance to see Chi-Chi's car rushing up over the horizon,
" JI-CHAN HELP ME GET VEGGIE INSIDE! " he shouted. Vejitto nodded as they picked up Vegeta can pulled him towards the door.
Chi-Chi lept out of the vehicle and flew speeding towards them, " Come on Ji-chan! I've almost got him! "
" I'm trying! I'm trying! *click-click*! " Vejitto froze to see Chi-Chi infront of him, aiming her bazooka at his
head.
" Hello evil demi-ouji. Think you could get away with it didn't you? " she said in a low, sinister tone.
" JI-CHAN! " Goku cried out in fright.
" MY BABY! " Vegeta shrieked.
" HELP! " Vejitto gulped.
" Heh, you're toast. " Chi-Chi smirked, " And after I fry you I'm going after the ouji. "
" DON'T YOU DARE! " Goku let go of Vegeta, " CHI-CHAN I WILL NEVER ALLOW YOU TO HARM MY LITTLE BUDDY! _OR_ JI-CHAN
FOR THAT MATTER! "
" BUT THEY'RE _EVIL_!!!! " she screamed, the bazooka making a clicking noise once more and scaring Vejitto further.
" NO! "
" YES! " the couple roared at each other. Vejitto becoming increasingly frantic.
" BLAST HER KAKAY! BLAST HER TO KINGDOM COME!!! " Vegeta shouted, cheering him on.
" VEGGIE STAY OUT OF THIS! "
" KAKAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! "
" QUIT WHINING OUJI YOU'RE NEXT! "
" SHUT UP ONNA! "
" Oh-Ji-Ji-chan! " Bura appeared in the doorway, " Look at the pretty baby-bonnet I made just for you! " she held out
a fluffy pink frilled object.
" AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
Vejitto screamed at the top of his lungs, causing everyone to instantly freeze in place. They all turned their attention to
the fusion, who was now at SSJ2, " EVERYBODY STOP YELLING!!!! " he shouted, covering his ears, " I...CAN'T...TAKE...ALL...
...THAT...NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEE!!!! " Vejitto cried out, then blasted off into the sky.
" ... " Bura blinked, " Was it something I said! " she called out after him, then clutched the baby bonnet closer.
" Wow, he took off. Imagine that. " Chi-Chi said, stunned.
" ... " Goku and Vegeta stood there in disbelief.
" Go-chan? Are, are you alright? " Chi-Chi asked, worried.
" Toussan? " Bura tugged at his pantleg.
" Ji-chan. JI-CHAN COME BACK!! " Goku shouted out at the sky, " JI-CHAN! WE WON'T YELL ANYMORE! WE'RE DONE ARGUING!
JI-CHAAAAAAN!!!! "
" ... " Vegeta hung his head, " I'm a bad Mommy. "
" NO! No you're not! " Goku protested, then turned his attention back towards the direction Vejitto had flown in,
" JI-CHAN PLEASE COME BACK! WE LOVE YOU JI-CHAN! MOMMY AND DADDY NEED YOU SO MUCH!!! "
" We're never gonna find him. " Vegeta said, hurt, " It's HOPELESS! "
Goku stared at him sadly, then at Bura, then Chi-Chi, " Hmm... " he crossed his arms, then lit up, " I've got an
idea! "
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9:25 PM 6/13/2002
END OF PART 3
Vegeta: (whincing) [in the first fusion dance position] I can't believe we're going to do this!
Goku: [across from him; also in position] Aww Veggie, it won't be that bad. It'll be FUN!
Vegeta: Ehhhhh--CHU!
Chuquita: What?
Vegeta: Wha, wha, what happens if sometime during the 30 minutes Kakarrotto and I are fused together that our fused body
explodes like Gogeta's did! Our souls won't stay fused together forever will they?
Chuquita: (sighs) No Veggie.
Goku: Yeah, souls can only touch/become melded together with the potara--NOW LET'S DANCE!
Vegeta: Uhh--WAIT!
Goku: What!
Vegeta: What about our body? Will it seperate if we're dead or not?
Goku: Uhh, yeah. I think so. READY? [prepares to fusion dance]
Vegeta: ...WAAAAAAAAIT!!!!
Goku: WHAT!!!!
Vegeta: If our body explodes is there anyway for it to unfuse?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I'm sure there is Veggie.
Goku: (getting annoyed) Yeah Veggie! So quit stalling! (to Chu) Veggie and I share a very special relationship you know.
We're buddies; the last two saiyajin in existance; potara fusion assistants to each other; and DANCE PARTNERS! (grins)
[latino music starts blasting out of nowhere; sparkily lights fill the room]
Vegeta: (freaking out) WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!!!
Chuquita: (confused) Beats me.
Vegeta: (even more freaked out) WELL FIND IT AND SHUT IT OFF! I JUST WET MY PANTS!! I AM NOT HAPPY!!
Chuquita: (annoyed) Alright already! I'll look for the stupid boombox....wait, did you just say you wet your pants?
Vegeta: (blushes, embarassed) (denial-boy) I DID NOT!
Goku: (giggles) Aww, you did too you silly lil ouji friend of mine who is very special in his own right.
Vegeta: (now glowing) Someone...make it stop....
Goku: (impishly) VeggieVeggie time to dance with me!
Vegeta: I...(to Chu) You're sure we're going to be alright?
Chuquita: Don't worry about it. If anything goes wrong I can always zap Gogeta number 2 back into you and Son-San.
Vegeta: (relief) You CAN? Good. (gulps) Alright Kakarrotto, I'm ready.
Goku: WHEEEEE!!!! [starts fusion] HA!
Vegeta: HA!
Both: HO! [are now to the part where they tippy-toe sideways towards each other]
Chuquita: (laughing her head off at the desk)
Vegeta: SHUT UP ONNA!
Goku: FU-
Vegeta: -SION!
[Veggie glows red; Son glows blue; both slide towards each other and a blast of light engulfs the room]
Chuquita: (impressed) Wow, there's something I thought I'd never get to see live.
(the smoke fills the room)
Chuquita: Well, what happened?
...
Chuquita: Son? Veggie?....Gogeta?? (smoke clears) (gawks) Oh my God!.....