12:56 PM 6/14/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -DBZ ep270 "The Dimension is Shattered! Is Buu out of Control?!"
{Vegetto:} Embarrasing, isn't it?
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (staring down atop her desk at Goggie) Yes, it is.
Gogeta: (lying on the floor, tummy-down and glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: (hops down off the desk) Wow! Son-San! Veggie! That worked perfectly!....are you oh-kay?
Gogeta: Ehh, ehhh, ehhhhhHHHhhhhhh.. (whinces) Ka ka ka ka ka kaaaaaa....
Chuquita: (helps him up) Don't worry Go--Ve--guys, I'll get you back over to, uhh, one of your seats so you can sit down.
Alright? [plops him down in Son's chair]
Gogeta: (notices where he his; shrieks; and zips over to Veggie's chair to sit down)
Chuquita: We gotta be Mister Picky today, don't we?
Gogeta: (still glowing) (sits back in his chair) (Veggie's voice) He's...tickling me...
Chuquita: What?
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) Ka, ka, Kakarrotto's tickling me....make him stop!
Chuquita: (skeptic) How can he be tickling you inside your body?
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) (wails) MAKE HIM STOP! THE SENSATION IS TOO MUCH FOR OUR BODY TO HANDLE!!! (glowing like mad)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Son-San?
Gogeta: (Son's voice) Yes?
Chuquita: Will you cut it out and leave Veggie alone?...at least for another five minutes anyway.
Gogeta: (Son's voice) (pouty) Oh-kay Chu-sama. Sorry Veggie. (Veggie's voice) You are forgiven Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: (to audiance) (sad) Due to some technical difficulties (DARN YOU FF.NET HARDWARE!!) nothing will get to be uploaded
again till the 21st of June. Which means if you're reading this right now it's probably the 22nd..or the 23rd..or somewhere
after that date. I was going to load chapter 3 yesterday (the 13th) but now I have to wait a whole nother week. *sighs*
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) (mockingly) Aww, isn't that just TERRIBLE. *snickers*
Chuquita: (glares at them) Oh hush up Veggie! I hope people remember this story still exists none the less the site itself
by the time Xing gets this thing back up and running! (grins) By the way I've gotten some interesting suggestions for the
poll that I started back in part one. Unless anyone else manages to somehow login a suggestion before I end this story.
(this is the last part) I'll choose one from the list I already have or choose several and put those in a final poll when
I start the next fic.
Gogeta: (grinning) (Son's voice) A couple people suggested Veggie and I dance some more! (Veggie's voice) (yelps) AHH! No
more dancing! No more dancing!! (Son's voice) Silly Veggie, not the fusion dance. Other dances! Like the Tango! (Veggie's
voice) (confused) The what?
Chuquita: Say guys, I was wondering, where's Gogeta? I mean, you two are there, but when Gogeta #1 was here in the beginning
of the story he had his own personality. Where is he?
Gogeta: (Son's voice) We couldn't fuse properly because Veggie got cold feet and all nervous on me! (pouts)
(Veggie's voice) (freaks out) AHH! That doesn't mean we're stuck like this FOREVER does it?
(Son's voice) NAH! You silly little buddy 'o mine. We have about 28 minutes left.
(Veggie's voice) (gulps) That's 196 minutes in Saiyajin time!!!
Chuquita: (intreged) Bejito-sei has its own time system?
(Veggie's voice) Of COURSE it does! Do you know how long we saiyajin live if we don't end up getting killed in battle?! Why
I'll be over 200 years old before I start getting gray hairs!
Chuquita: Wow, that long huh?
(Son's voice) Well at least I'll be able to grow old with you, right lil Veggie?
(Veggie's voice) Yes, you will. That is if you don't let anything happen to you. And nothing is going to happen to you!
(Son's voice) But what if it does?
(Veggie's voice) WELL THEN I FORBID IT TO HAPPEN! (smirks) I am the prince. I can do that.
[Gogeta sweatdrops]
Chuquita: I heard something about Shenlong absorbing Son-kun because he ate one of the dragonballs. Veggie you ate one too
somewhere in GT (which I haven't seen yet) but Shenny only punished Son and kept him as cheap labor for 100 years.
[Gogeta's eyes widen until they engulf half his head]
(Veggie's voice) (shocked) (squeaks out) 100 years? (to Son) KAKARROT AS YOUR OMNIPOTENT RULER I FORBID YOU TO SWALLOW
ANYTHING RESEMBLING A DRAGONBALL! IS THAT CLEAR!!
(Son's voice) (confused) Uhh, oh-kay little Veggie.
[Gogeta looks around] Now where's Shenlong? I'm off to kill him!
(Son's voice) WAHH! VEGGIE NO!
Chuquita: Relax Vedge, it'll be alright.
(Veggie's voice) (grumbling) Yeah it better be. BECAUSE I HAVE _PLANS_ FOR US KAKARROTTO! BIG PLANS!!! [shakes their fist
in the air] Wonderful beautiful plans that your tiny peasant mind is not large enough to fully concieve or understand.
(Son's voice) Veggie's scaring me Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Well, on with Part 4 then!
Summary: Vejitto? What ever happened to him anyway? After 2 weeks of driving Lord Enma insane the aggrivated ogre decides to
get rid of the saiyajin by sending him back to Earth along with the rest of the people killed by Buu. Unwillingly, Dende
takes Vejitto to his tower and decides the best thing to do is to leave him in the custody of his parents. But which one?
How will Goku and Vegeta react to the latest edition of a third saiyajin even stronger than themselves? How will Chi-Chi
react to meeting one of her worst nightmares face-to-face? Will Vejitto ever find his real Mommy?
(Veggie's voice) Will his Mommy ever be able to find him?
(Son's voice) Aww, don't worry Veggie, I'm sure Ji-chan will get saved.
Chuquita: BTW, for the two, I think it's just two, people who thought Vejitto's fusion eventually wears off. It doesn't.
That's only Googie who has a 30 minute time limit.
Gogeta: Thank GOD!
Chuquita: So Vejitto could probably live the rest of his life like a normal saiyajin...unless Buu somehow ate him again.
(Veggie's voice) (frightened) He WOULDN'T!
Chuquita: Course not! On with the show!
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" WHAAAT!!! WE CAN'T DO THAT!! NO NO NO NO NO! I WON'T ALLOW IT!!! " Vegeta roared in protest.
" But Veggie, don't you think it would be easier to find Ji-chan if we had the rest of the gang out looking for him
as well? " Goku asked, " I mean with just your family and mine alone we have 9 people...but if we got everyone else together,
Piccolo, Dende, Mr. Popo...Kuririn and his family, Yamcha, Kameshenin, Karin and Yajirobe, we'd all be able to cover nearly
3 times as much land! What's wrong with that? " he explained.
" YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? I CAN UNDERSTAND KEEPING THIS "BABY" THING BETWEEN YOUR FAMILY AND MINE! BUT
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO US IF WE BROUGHT ALL YOUR BAKAYARO EARTH-FRIENDS IN ON THIS!!! " he exclaimed, " I don't
want them to know that potara fusion thing accidently gave birth to OUR child! " Vegeta shivered, " I'd never hear the end
of it! "Oh look, it's 'Mommy'!", "Oh, I guess that makes you MRS. Kakarrotto now" and "Don't they make the cutest couple, ha
ha ha!" " the ouji mocked, then shook his head in panic, " THERE'S NO WAY I'D EVER GO THROUGH THAT!!! " he wailed.
" I'll make sure of THAT. " Chi-Chi said, glaring at the ouji, " You wouldn't be "Mrs. Kakarrotto" over my dead
body! "
The ouji looked at her and smirked, " I can arrange that. "
It was then Chi-Chi remembered she had armed herself with nuclear weapons and aimed her machine gun at Vegeta's face,
" What was that you were saying about dead bodies? " she chuckled. Vegeta gulped.
" KA-KEEE! " Vegeta fake-sniffled, glancing over at Goku w/big sad puppy-dog eyes, " She wantsa hurt me. " the ouji
said in a baby voice.
" CHI-CHAN NO HURT VEGGIE!! " Goku cried, stepping between them.
" Goku! Move! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" Heh, you're going to have to shoot straight through Kaka-chan to get to me, Onna. " Vegeta grinned, " You do that
you'll kill us both. And then me-n-Kakay are going to end up someplace beautiful together and share eternal bliss while you
stay here and get all old and wrinkley and smelly and even forget our names and then when you get knocked off I'll just point
my finger and laugh at you and Kakay will laugh too because by that time he won't love you anymore cuz he's my big buddy and
he'll love me instead! "
" ...WHY YOU LITTLE *click*click* " Chi-Chi prepared to shoot at him.
" HAHAHAHA--MMPH!? " Goku silenced Vegeta's maniacal laughter by slapping his hand over the ouji's mouth. He turned
to face him and bent down to Vegeta's height.
" What did you just say? " Goku asked in a whisper with large innocent eyes.
" Mmpha ma-- " Vegeta removed the larger saiyajin's hand, " That you'll love me instead? " he boasted.
" Before that. " Goku cut him off.
" That you're my big buddy--AAH! " Vegeta froze to find himself in the middle of the biggest bear hug he'd ever
recieved.
" Little buddy Veggie...you called me your big buddy; for the very first time....I KNEW YOU LOVED ME VEGGIE! " he
hugged tighter, sobbing happily. Vegeta's face was now glowing bright red. Chi-Chi was looking on with rage and Bura was on
the verge to tears herself.
" It's so, *sniffle* BEAUTIFUL!! " Bura wiped her eyes with the baby bonnet she had made for Vejitto, " I should be
taking pictures of this! If this was a soap opera I'd be taping it right now. *sob* "
" I, uhh, I love you too Kaka-chan. " Vegeta squeaked out, " Do, you love me? "
" YES of course I do little Veggie! You silly little buddy 'o mine! I love you very very much! " Goku smiled, then
paused as he watched a small puddle of glowing red goo collapse to the floor.
" He MELTED! " Bura gawked.
" Quick! Goku cover him while I go get some paper towels! We'll flush him right down his own toilet! " Chi-Chi said
victoriously, heading for the open front door.
" GAH! I'M OH-KAY! I'M OH-KAY! " Vegeta got up, now solid again, but still blushing wildly.
Chi-Chi snorted and snapped her fingers, " Rats! "
" So? Does anyone else know why Goku called us all here? " Kuririn asked. The entire Z gang was now sitting in
Bulma's large living room. Chi-Chi had purposely plunked herself down at Vegeta's spot on the couch just to tick him off.
She was still wearing her heavy artillery and chuckling every couple minutes to herself.
" Oh you'll enjoy it. Trust me. " she snickered.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Piccolo joined in her torturous chuckling, knowing very well what they had probably been
called together for, " Mommy. Heh-heh-heh... "
Dende elbowed him, " PICCOLO! "
" Can't help it. I'm evil, remember? " Piccolo shrugged.
" Oh you're not evil, the OUJI is evil. " Chi-Chi smiled, patting him on the shoulder.
" Vegeta's not evil, Chi. He's just an odd, obsessed little prince. " Piccolo retorted.
" Mommy? What are you talking about Piccolo? " Kuririn asked him.
" Well Kuririn, I'd hate to give anything away before the "main event", but someone's become a mother who you
normally would never expect to be one. " Piccolo said sneakily.
" GOKU'S _PREGNANT_!!! " Kuririn shrieked. The rest of the gang looked agast at the thought.
" Ugh, that's IMPOSSIBLE Kuririn! " Juuhachigou shouted at her husband.
" Then...VEGETA'S pregnant?! " Yamcha said, baffled.
" VEGETA GOT GOKU PREGNANT?! " Yajirobe gawked, who had just woken up from going in and out of being asleep.
" NO!!!! " Chi-Chi snarled at him.
" Chi-Chi's pregnant again? " Roshi offered.
" Sadly, no. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " I wish I could. I'd raise the next one to aid me in destorying that ouji before
he gets his grubby little paws where they don't belong! "
" THEN WHAT IS IT!!! " Tenshinhan said, getting annoyed.
" *A-hem*! " Goku coughed loudly, entering the room. The group instantly turned their attention to him, " Hi
everybody! " he said cheerfully.
" Hi Son Goku! " the gang responded like a theme club. The large saiyajin grinned widely at the response. Vegeta
stood behind him in the shadows, shaking his head hopelessly.
" Little Veggie and I have called you all here today for a very important and very special, " he turned to grin at
the ouji, who started to glow and turned his head the other way, " reason. Now, who remembers what happened exactly 2 weeks
ago? "
" You and Toussan created that little labor of a love-child you call-- "
" --Bura! Not you! The others! " Goku interupted, slightly embarassed.
" Umm, we fought Majin Buu? " Kuririn said.
" We were all killed? " Yamcha added.
" Nope and nope! " Goku answered, " Although it is something that only you two out of the whole group here; excluding
Dende, had seen that day when you were on the Grand Kaio's planet. "
" ... " both senshi were silent.
" It has to do with ears. " Goku tugged at his left ear, then bent down to where Kuririn and his family were seated
and showed them the poorly dug little hole in his left earlobe, " Eh? Eh? " he teased.
" ...THE POTARA EARRINGS! " Kuririn gasped.
" YAY! Kuririn wins a point! " Goku clapped, then pointed above the ex-monk's head and zapped a number 1 above it
with his chi.
Kuririn looked up at the point and smiled sheepishly, " Aww, thanks Goku. "
Juuhachigou rolled her eyes and Marron clapped her hands at the glowing number.
" Now, Yamcha. What happened after me-n-Veggie put on our earrings? " Goku asked.
" ...I dunno. " he shrugged, " I, honestly wasn't really paying much attention at the time. "
" You were busy panicking. " Kuririn sweatdropped.
" HA! " Juuhachigou laughed.
" WELL! SO WERE YOU! " Yamcha pointed at Kuririn.
" I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED PICK ME PICK ME!!! " Bura said anxiously.
" Ehhh, oh-kay. Bura? " Goku said uneasily.
" YOU AND TOUSSAN MADE A BABY!!! " she squealed with joy.
Everyone instantly froze.
" Uh, heh-heh, yes Bura, that's right. " Goku laughed nervously.
" WAITAMINUTE GOKU! " Kuririn shouted, " I saw what happened and all you two did was fuse together. If you hadn't
gotten eaten you two probably would have beaten Buu! "
" Sorry to burst your bubble, Kuririn, but it wasn't us two. That was Vejitto who fought Buu. Veggie and I kinda
found out later that the fusion dance allows you to share a body for 30 minutes, but the potara earrings, they uh, they
create a whole new person in addition to it's, *cough* parents who use the earrings to create it in the first place. "
" You mean you and Vegeta have a kid running around here somewhere!?! " Tenshinhan said, revolted.
" He's not really a kid. He looks the same age he did when he was fighting Buu. But if you wanna talk numbers I'd
say he's only 2 weeks old--existance wise. " Goku looked down at the ground.
" Goku and Vegeta's SON? Man, he must be one ugly fella. " Yajirobe snorted, then shrieked to see both saiyajins
looming over him, enraged.
" HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING ABOUT OUR JI-CHAN!!! " Goku growled.
" YOU FAT TUB OF LARD! " Vegeta angrily grabbed Yajirobe by the collar, " I SHOULD KILL YOU THIS VERY INSTANT FOR
INSULTING MY SON! "
" Ehhhh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sure he's a very non-ugly looking person. REALLY! " Yajirobe pleaded. The duo
continued sending death-glares his way. Vegeta eventually dropped him to the ground. He walked away, then walked back to
Yajirobe and punched him in the face, and walked away for the second time.
" The reason little Veggie and I are telling you this is because..our little Ji-chan ran away a couple hours ago and
we need all the help we can get to find him. " Goku explained, worried, " We have no idea where he could have gotten to. And
if he's twice as good as me and Veggie at lowering his ki there's no telling WHERE he is! He could be off somewhere starving
or hurt. "
" HA! With your Kaka-genes inside him he's probably---TRAPPED SOMEWHERE AND SLOWLY PAINFULLY DYING OH KAKAY I DON'T
WANT HIM TO DIE!!! " Vegeta wailed, hugging the larger saiyajin and crying into his gi.
" Veh--Veh--Veh--Veh-GEEE, don't cry! " Goku sniffled, tears welling up in his eyes, " If you cry you're gonna make
ME cry and I don't wanna, wanna, wanna, waAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! "
" OH SUCK IT UP YOU BIG BABIES! " Chi-Chi snapped at them, instantly causing Goku and Vegeta to momentarily stop
crying and pay attention to her, " We'll find your stupid half-ouji'd hybrid if you both would PLEASE stop crying about it! "
she said, disgusted, then turned to Goku, " ...AND HOW COME YOU NEVER CRY WITH _ME_ WHEN _OUR_ CHILDREN ARE IN DANGER!!! "
she shook her fist at him.
" Suh, suh, sorry Chi-chan. " Goku sniffled, rubbing his eyes while still hugging the smaller saiyajin, " I can't
help it. Me-n-Veggie are bonded together and when he started crying I just couldn't help crying too ya know? "
" AND YOU'RE NOT "BONDED" TOGETHER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!! NOW FOLLOW ME! We'll split off into groups! " Chi-Chi
said, apparently taking over the mission.
" But Chi-chan if we're not bonded together then what about the earr-- "
" THOSE STUPID EARRINGS CAN TAKE A FLYING LEAP INTO THE MIDDLE OF A HIGHWAY FOR ALL I CARE! NOW LET'S CUT TO THE
CHASE AND SAVE MY, ugh, STEPSON! " she said, stomping towards the doorway, dragging Goku along behind her.
" Well, oh-kay Chi-chan...but Veggie gets to come too! "
" Not with us he isn't. "
" But, but Veggie's the Mommy. Ji-chan's gonna need his Mommy to hug him when we find him. " Goku whimpered.
Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, who was now back to smirking evilly at her, " URGH! Fine, get the ouji and let's get
going! " she grumbled.
Goku cheered, " YAY! DON'T YOU WORRY JI-CHAN! MOMMY AND DADDY AND AUNT CHI-CHAN ARE COMING!! " he picked up Vegeta
and put him on his shoulders. The ouji grinned.
Chi-Chi growled, a large vein bulging on her forehead, " I AM NOT HIS AUNT!!!! "
" Yoo-hoo, sweet little Ji-chan! It's Daddy! " Goku called out as they walked through the city, " DADDY'S HERE
JI-CHAN!! " he stopped the umpteeth person on the street, " Hello Miss have you seen our baby, he looks like this! " Goku
held out a picture of Vejitto and himself they had taken earlier in the day, " I'm his Daddy. "
" You look a little YOUNG to be that man's father. " she said, confused.
" Oh that's nothing, wait'll you see the mother. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Mother? " the girl blinked, Goku happily pointed up to Vegeta, who was sitting on the larger saiyajin's shoulders.
Vegeta waved at her.
" ...holy...THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!! " she screamed insanely, running off, or rather fleeing, in a panic.
Goku folded his arms, " Sheesh, what's see so upset about? Hasn't see ever seen a saiyajin fusion baby before? "
" Obviously not. " Vegeta snorted, " Stupid HUMANS. " he directed his gaze at Chi-Chi.
" OOOH! YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET UP THERE OUJI I'LL RING YOU NECK!! " Chi-Chi snarled, reaching out at him with her
hands shaking.
Vegeta smirked at her, then clutched tightly around Goku's head, temporarily blinding him, " OH KAKAY! " he
fake-sobbed, " She's trying to hurt me with her scary hands and her mean 'ol Earth-weapons! "
" CHI-CHAN NO HURT VEGGIE!!! " Goku cried out, frightened, ripping Vegeta's hands away from his face so he could see
what was going on.
Chi-Chi glared up at Vegeta, " Oh I hope you die a painful and horrific death at my hands...or better yet, in some
liquid filled science tube at the FBI secruity labs. You know how they LOVE to test things on ALIENS. "
" Hmmph, Kakay's an alien too, right Kakay? " Vegeta smirked.
" I LOVE MY VEGGIE, CHI-CHAN! " Goku grinned cheerfully.
" Well at least put him down! It's no use keeping him on your shoulders like that! " Chi-Chi stomped on the ground.
" But Chi-chan, I'm giving him a piggyback ride. And besides, little Veggie is under a lot of stress from trying to
find our baby. " Goku complained.
" The extra weight on your shoulders is slowing you down. It will take us longer to find him. " Chi-Chi said in a
sing-song voice, " And the slower you are the more chance "Ji-chan" has of getting himself KILLED. "
" ... " Goku flung Vegeta off his shoulders and onto the ground.
Vegeta rubbed his now bruised forehead, " Thanks Onna. " he said flatly.
Chi-Chi smiled, " Anytime Ouji-boy. "
" Hmm, now if I were Ji-chan, where would I go? " Goku said outloud to himself as he, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi walked
down the street.
" Well, what's one place both YOU and the OUJI like to visit? " Chi-Chi asked. Both saiyajins heads bolted to
attention. Grins on their faces.
" I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! " Goku bounced up and down excitedly.
" The CANDY store? " Chi-Chi said as they stood infront of a store labeled "DEE-licious DEE-lights". Our
ever-vigilant saiyajin duo were staring through the glass at the window display of various exotic chocolate cremes and
pastries; both drooling.
" One day we're gonna buy out this store together, Kakay. " Vegeta stared dreamily at a large imported European
cupcake with several layers of icing on it.
" That will be a beautiful day Veggie. " Goku agreed.
" *sigh* Yeah....too bad I can't buy it for you now, because ONNA thinks I'm EVIL and that I am trying to MANUPULATE
you into my CLUTCHES. " Vegeta mocked Chi-Chi, who kicked open the door and walked inside.
" I'm outta here. " she grumbled.
" CHI-CHI CHI-CHI WAIT FOR ME!!! " Goku cried out, following her inside. Vegeta soon followed.
" Hello, my name is Chuquita, welcome to...DEE-licious DEE--...lights, where we try out best to avoid any DEE-service
. " the long-hairred brunette behind the counter said, trying to read off the little blue cu-card in her hand.
" ...you're new here, ain't you? " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Yes, yes I am. "
Chi-Chi groaned, " Listen, you haven't seen a guy around here that looks like a cross between those two back there,
I mean if they were able to conceive a full-grown child, WHICH IS JUST PLAIN DISGUSTING! " she glared at Vegeta, who was
busy oohing and ahhing at the candy with Goku.
He noticed the medallion in his pocket and smirked, remembering what it did, " Now's a good time as any. " Vegeta
grinned, then zipped infront of Goku and held the medallion infront of the larger saiyajin's face, " Kakarrotto, this is
your master speaking...get me a glazed roll of that top shelf. "
" Yes master. " Goku smiled in a daze as he grabbed the desired pastry and handed it to Vegeta, who swallowed it
whole, " Are you pleased Master? "
" Yeph Gagaropho, yeph indeef. " Vegeta said with his mouthful. He gulped, " Ahhh, yummy. " he rubbed his stomach,
" Now, Kakarrotto... " Vegeta rubbed his hands together as he grabbed a nearby stool and sat down, " Howsabout you give your
master a nice soothing backrub, eh? " the ouji giggled, delighted.
" Yes Master. " Goku cracked his knuckles and got to work. Vegeta sighed contently.
" Ha! So he WAS here! " Chi-Chi said.
" Yeah, he ate nearly all our glazed rolls and then flew off. He said he was going to a hotel for the night or
something like that. " Chuquita shrugged.
" Glazed rolls? Hotel?? " Chi-Chi blinked.
" Yup. You know we do have a sale on those rolls. The manager left the last ones up on-- " the girl sweatdropped to
see the space at the top shelf now empty, " --nevermind. " Chuquita said, then noticed the two saiyajin, " Hey, those two
gonna be oh-kay? "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi turned around and nearly had a heart attack. Vegeta was sitting on a stool in the corner of the room
with his whole body glowing bright red. A look of pure satisfaction covering his face and a trail of drool hanging out his
open-mouthed smile. Goku was bent over behind him, rubbing the ouji's shoulders and seemingly in a hypnotized daze.
" I love you Kakay, I ever tell you that? " the ouji sighed pleasantly.
" ... "
" Well I'm telling you it now. " he smiled, " By the way my neck's acting up a little bit could you rub up there for
a while, it hurts SO. "
" Yes Master. "
" Call me V-sama, Kakay. "
" Yes V-sama. "
" You have pretty hands Kakay... "
" They're MY PRETTY HANDS! "
Vegeta looked infront of him to see Chi-Chi snarling at him, " Oh! Hello Onna. " he laughed nervously, then snapped
his fingers, " Time to wake up Kakarrotto! "
" Huh? " the dazed look disappeared from Goku's face, " Hey, how'd we get over here? " he blinked, then walked back
to the wall displaying the pastries he was eyeing up before Vegeta flashed the medallion before him.
" You sick little monkey! " Chi-Chi gritted through her teeth at Vegeta, " What did you do to him just now! "
" Nothing that I can't do again. " Vegeta grinned evilly back at her. The two stared at each other in a standoff.
" OHH! Little Veggie! Chi-chan! Look! They have pudding filled cookies! Can I have one please! " he begged sweetly.
" No Goku we have to get going I think I have a lead as to where Vejitto went. " Chi-Chi said, getting annoyed.
" Here you are Kaka-chan! " Vegeta handed Goku a 5 dollar bill.
Goku gasped happily, " Oh THANK YOU little buddy! " he gave Vegeta a hug, then went to pay for his pastry.
" ...I hate you. " Chi-Chi growled at Vegeta.
" I know you hate me. " Vegeta just snickered back, " But which one of us got the hug, right? "
" Shut up, Ouji. "
" Heeheehee! "
" I'm BAAAAAAACK! " Goku skipped over to them, then blinked, " Say, where did that glazed roll that was up there
go? "
Vegeta burped, " It's in a better place now, Kakarrot. "
" ... " Goku stared blankly at him. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Come on guys. According to the register girl Vejitto was here--eating OUJI-ISH pastries. She said he left to get a
room at a hotel. The question is....which hotel? "
" I don't know any hotels in the city Chi-chan. " Goku said sadly. They both turned to Vegeta, who stared at them
innocently.
" What? "
" Ouji, what hotel did your half-spawn go to? " Chi-Chi said, narrowing her eyes at him.
" Hotel? I don't know of any hotels. " Vegeta denied.
" Oh come off it ouji! There's got to be some fancy hotel you've had in mind for your little plot of E-VIL. " she
said suspiciously.
Vegeta smirked, " You read me pretty well, Onna. " he got up and opened the door, " Peasants first. " he did a little
bow. Goku giggled, amused as he walked through the door.
" Gosh Veggie you're so sweet when you're polite. " Goku couldn't help but smile.
Vegeta noticed Chi-Chi heading for the door and let go of it, slamming it in her face, " I _AM_ sweet, aren't I. "
he said proudly as they walked off. Chi-Chi snarled and kicked a hole in the door.
" ERRRRRR, VEGETA YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE YOU SHORT LITTLE CREEP! I'M GONNA HANG YOU BY YOUR OWN PASTRIES YOU SICK
DISTURBING LITTLE MONKEY PRINCE!!! "
" Oh Veggie! It's BEAUTIFUL! " Goku marvelled at the hotel the trio was standing in.
" It is, isn't it. " Vegeta said proudly.
" This LOOKS like the type of hotel you'd conduct your EVIL in. " Chi-Chi said, glaring at him from behind. She
looked up and smiled, impressed, " Ooh, nice chandeliars though. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Ouji? "
" Hey Maurice this is my "big buddy" I've told you about. " Vegeta was chatting with the man at the check in station
for the hotel, " You know, Kakay. "
" HI MISTER! " Goku said unusually loudly.
The man plugged his ears.
" No one is speak to Kakarrotto, ALRIGHT? " Vegeta glared at the staff around him.
" Little Veggie come here often? " Goku asked, confused.
" I OWN this hotel, Kakarrot. " Vegeta replied.
" WOW! " Goku grinned, " All this....Veggie has good taste in hotels. "
" Heh-heh, I'll say. " Vegeta added, then blanked out, " Wait, why did we come here again? "
" VEJITTO! " Goku exclaimed, " Veggie we've been looking for Ji-chan all this time and you forgot about him! " he
said, then sniffled, " How could you forget your own baby! "
Vegeta sniffled himself, " You're right Kakay, that's horrible. Forgeting our son like that. I'm sorry. "
" Aww! Veggie so cute! " Goku grabbed Vegeta and gave him a hug, " Little Veggie you are forgiven. "
" Heh-heh-heh... "
" OUJI!!!! "
" AHH! " Vegeta froze, then noticed Chi-Chi, " Oh, its YOU. "
" So, you OWN this hotel...figures. " Chi-Chi shook her head, " Such a nice hotel--gone to waste. " she turned to the
man behind the counter, " Did a Vejitto Oujisama check in here? "
" No, we have a Son Vejitto here though. " Maurice said.
" SON Vejitto? " Vegeta sweatdropped, " He doesn't even have the decency to use my last name. "
" Well Veggie, usually babies use their Daddy's last name. " Goku pointed out.
" Hush up Kakarrot. " Vegeta snorted, " What room's he on? " he asked the man.
" Uhh 56. "
" Floor 4. " Vegeta nodded, " Come Kakarrotto. We shall use the elevator while Onna uses the stairs. " he walked off.
" HEY! I AM _NOT_ USING THE STAIRS!! THAT'S TOO FAR YOU VERTICALLY CHALLANGED OUJI! " Chi-Chi yelled, running into
the elevator. Vegeta walked up to her, then turned to go into the elevator next to hers.
" KAKARROTTO! IN HERE! " Vegeta called out to him.
" Coming little Veggie! " Goku said happily, joining him in the elevator.
Vegeta poked his head out of the elevator and waved to Chi-Chi, " See you at the fourth floor, Onna. " he snickered.
" OOH! GOKU GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW HE'S DANGEROUS! " Chi-Chi screamed as the two elevators doors began to close.
" Hi Chi-chan! I love you too! " Goku said, not paying attention.
" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed as the door closed, " TAKE _THAT_ ONNA--ACK! " Vegeta yelped as the doors
closed on his head. Chi-Chi laughed at him as her doors closed and the elevators started up, " KAKA...RROT...TO....HELP ME...
BACK...INSIDE... "
" Gotcha Veggie! " Goku easily dislatched Vegeta from his spot and inside the elevator as it started up.
" Wow Veggie, your elevators are amazing! " Goku said in awe as he stared out through the glass elevator.
" Actually Kakarrotto, it's made of a high-quality crystal. It's strong AND beautiful. " Vegeta tapped on the door
to the elevator.
" Like meeeeeeeee? " Goku teased.
The ouji was glowing again, " Yes Kakarrot....like you... " he shook it off, " The inspiration for these elevators
was the idea that if one of them got stuck the passangers could easily be noticed and rescued....there's also a little button
that sends off bright blue and red police-car-ish lights--BUT DON'T TOUCH IT!!! "
Goku pouted and took his finger away from the button on the control panel, " Aww, Veggie never let me have any fun. "
" Of course I do. After we rescue our fusion child I'll take you back here and you can ride the elevators as long as
you like. " Vegeta smiled.
" WOOO! VEGGIE'S GONNA LET ME RIDE THE ELEVATOR! " Goku whooped, then noticed a figure several feet away from them,
" Hey, it's Chi-chan! HI CHI-CHAN! " he shouted. Chi-Chi glanced over at him and smiled, then waved to him.
Vegeta looked over at Chi-Chi, then smirked. The smile disappeared from her face, replaced with a look of worry. The
ouji grinned, then grabbed the larger saiyajin and hugged him. Chi-Chi felt her blood begin to boil as Vegeta whispered
something unaudiable into Goku's ear. The large saiyajin blushed lightly and let out a giggle. Chi-Chi backed up and ran
full-speed a the elevator wall, smashin into it. She slid to the floor, got up and started clawing at the crystal wall.
Vegeta walked up to the wall facing Chi-Chi's elevator and grabbed something near the ceiling. He smirked, then pulled down
the shade. Chi-Chi was now going ballistic, pounding and screaming, now only able to see two fuzzy blobs behind the shade
when suddenly.
" *DING* " the doors to her elevator opened, " Fourth floor, destination reached. Have a nice day. " the mechanical
voice on the elevator said. Chi-Chi stepped out, confused. Then dashed to where Goku and Vegeta's elevator was coming up. She
formed a small ki ball in her hands, determining its own destination to be Vegeta's face once he stepped out of the elevator.
She gulped as the elevator stopped. Shades now around all four walls. Chi-Chi braced herself for the worst as the
elevator dinged and the doors slowly opened to reveal...Goku and Vegeta standing on seperate sides of the elevator. Goku
grinning at Chi-Chi; Vegeta smirking.
Chi-Chi's jaw dropped to the floor.
" Hello again Onna. What did you expect to see? A passionate embrace? " Vegeta laughed at her, walking by.
" Guess what Chi-Chi! Veggie's elevators get surround-sound movies! Look! " Goku pressed a button on the control
panel and a movie instantly appeared on the four shades in the room.
" It's a....a movie projecter?! " Chi-Chi gawked at the shades.
" Surprise surprise. " Vegeta chuckled, " Scared you, didn't I, Onna? "
" OOH!! YOU!!! " Chi-Chi did her best to control her anger, then tackled Vegeta to the ground and repeated banged his
head against the floor, " I HATE YOU YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI! TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT! "
" CHI-CHI! " Goku gasped, horrified.
" ...oops. Sorry Go-chan. " she said, getting up, " I was so worried he was going to do something TERRIBLE to you! "
she hugged him. Vegeta sat up, dizzy.
" Aww, you mean lil Veggie? NAH! " Goku laughed, " He loves me. "
" Yes, I know. " Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, " ...AND WHAT WERE YOU BLUSHING ABOUT!!! "
" Veggie said that next time I come back to ride the elevators I can get all the popcorn I want for free cuz I'm so
special. " Goku giggled, blushing again, " All that yummy popcorn just for me! "
" ...well. That's a relief. " Chi-Chi sighed, " I think room 56 is down that way, come on. " she said, walking off,
then paused, took Goku's hand, and then continued on their journey.
" SHH! " Vegeta snorted at her, then followed them, rubbing his bruised noggin as he went.
" Well, here it is. Room 56. " Chi-Chi said as the trio stood infront of the door, " What do you think is inside
it? " she asked.
" Silly Chi-chan _I_ know that! " Goku said happily, " It's JI-CHAN! "
" I mean, " Chi-Chi turned to Vegeta, " What kind of room is 56? "
" It's a room, nothing special. " Vegeta shrugged, then grinned evilly, " The REAL "special" rooms are on floor 7. "
he snickered.
Chi-Chi glared, then turned back to Goku, " Goku you are not allowed on floor 7. Is that clear? "
" Hai Chi-chan! " Goku nodded, " Crystal....like the elevators! " he grinned.
" Yes, the elevators. " Vegeta echoed.
Chi-Chi grumbled and knocked on the door, " HELLO! ANYONE IN THERE! HELLO!! "
" Maybe we should kick it down. " Goku offered.
" KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta shouted, " THIS IS _MY_ HOTEL! YOU ARE NOT TO KICK DOWN _ANYTHING_! "
" Ohhh... " Goku pouted.
" _I_ on the other hand, am more than llegally ept to doing so. YAH! " Vegeta kicked the door down himself. Goku and
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Come Kakay. " he smiled sweetly. Goku clasped his hands together, happy about the ouji's quick change
in attitude and followed him inside.
" ... " Chi-Chi aggrivatingly waited to be called in, " WHAT ABOUT ME! "
" Oh? I forgot about you. Yeah, come in. " Vegeta shrugged.
" HMMPH! " Chi-Chi snorted, then froze when she heard to very loud gasps, " GO-CHAN! OUJI! WHAT HAPPENED! IS HE IN
HERE? HE IS OH-KAY!? " she screeched to a halt to see Vejitto was laying on one of the beds on his stomach. A box of cookies
open next to him. He was busy munching on them and drinking a Fish-flavored Pepsi soft drink while watching cartoons.
" Oh, Hi Aunt Chi-chan! Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy! " Vejitto said cheerfully, " Gosh this is a nice hotel you own, isn't it
Mommy? "
" ... " Vegeta and Goku's jaws hung open.
" ERRRRRR YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! " Vegeta screamed, startling Vejitto, " HERE I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU THINKING YOU
GOT YOURSELF KILLED OR SOMETHING AND HERE YOU ARE SITTING IN A CUSHY HOTEL ROOM EATING JUNK FOOD AND WATCHING THE POWERPUFF
GIRLS!! "
" I do like Bubbles. " Vejitto turned his attention back to the screen, grinning.
" Ji-chan... " another voice came from beside him. Vejitto looked up to see Goku standing next to the bed with his
eyes filled to the brim with tears, " OH JI-CHAN!!! " Goku sobbed, grabbing Vejitto and hugging him, " I was so scared for
you my little baby! I promise I won't ever do anything terrible to make you run away ever again because I love you and--hey
is this a new episode? " Goku instantly switched from a bawling mound of mush to his usual happy-go-lucky self.
" Yeah, it is. " Vejitto smiled, " Care to watch with me, Daddy? "
" Sure! " Goku grinned, sitting down next to him on the bed. He stuffed a handful of cookies in his mouth, " Mmmm,
dis eff good shtuff! "
" Mmm-hmm! " Vejitto nodded, " Wanna try some fish-flavored cola? It's brand new. " he handed Goku an unopened can.
" Ooh! From the people who brought you Veggie's favorite soda; it's "Pepishi"! The fun taste of fish in caffeinated
liquid form! Yummy! " Goku took a swig. His pupils enlarged twice their size, " Wow, so that's caffeine! It DOES taste like
liquid fish. "
" A caffeinated Kakarrot, just what I need. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Little Veggie wanna come sit-n-watch TV with us? " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes, which due to the caffeine, were
2 times bigger than usual.
" Of course I'll sit with you Kakarrotto-chan. " the ouji glowed, giggling back at him, walking towards the bed, only
to yelp in pain as something grabbed him by the collar.
" OH NO YOU DON'T!! " Chi-Chi snarled, " DO YOU FORGET WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR OR NOT?! "
" But the eyes... " Vegeta trailed off in a daze, " those beautiful sparkily eyes... "
Chi-Chi slapped him across the face, " SNAP OUT OF IT OUJI!! "
" Wha-huh? " Vegeta blinked, confused.
" Listen Vejitto, we've come here to bring you back to Capsule Corp where you belong! " Chi-Chi said stubbornly as
she dropped Vegeta and approached the fusion.
" I'm not going back to that noisy place. " Vejitto said innocently.
" AND WHY NOT! " Chi-Chi shouted, angry.
" Well, I've already found a new place to live. " Vejitto smiled, " I called Enma-sama and he said that with my
strength that I'd make a great security guard down at H.F.I.L. I get my very own mansion up in heaven and I get to beat up
bad guys! Now is that cool or what! " he made a Son-style grin, " At first I asked if I could come back and stay at his
office with him but he seemed very panicky about that idea. You'd think he didn't like me. Hee-hee. " Vejitto giggled.
" You mean--you're going away! " Goku gawked.
" Aww, not forever Daddy! I'll come back and visit you and Mommy on the holidays and on birthdays and the occational
"hi-how-ya-doin" visit. But hey! I'm gonna get to beat up Cell and Freezer and all those guys and actually get PAID for it! "
he said proudly.
" Freezer?....AHHH! " Vegeta froze, " You, listen Vejitto! If Freezer ever asks you who your parents are you are to
tell him NOTHING. GOT IT!? " he threatened.
" Of course I won't tell him you are my Mommy, Mommy. " Vejitto gave him a hug, " I know how mean-n-cruel he was to
you. I'm so sorry about that. " he perked up, " Don't you worry! I'll give him a good slug right in the face just for you
when I get to work! " Vejitto grinned.
" ...thanks. " was all Vegeta could muster. A feeling of sadness washing over him, " Vejitto-chan, before you go. I
just want to tell you that I--I'M GONNA MISS YOU SON!!! " he wailed, then pulled away from him, " You're my only REAL son!
Mirai's from another dimension Bura doesn't count and Trunks can't possibly understand things the way a full-blooded saiyajin
could! Even if you're part Kakarrotto that doesn't matter! You're still the only one out of all four of them that is capable
of succeeding me to the throne and the only one who can comprehend the saiyajin desire to fight. I want to let you know that
I'm proud of how you fought Buu--you are a true genius warrior--and if it weren't for the chemicals inside Buu you would've
been able to save everyone, destory him and prevent the Earth from being blown up in the first place! " he smiled, tears
rolling down his cheeks.
" But do you love me? " Vejitto made a cheesy grin.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " YES...I...LOVE YOU. " he gritted angrily through his teeth, " WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS JUST
TRYING TO SAY! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" I dunno. I kinda dazed off around "SON". " he said cheerfully.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " Baka. "
" HEY! I heard that! " Vejitto shouted. He smiled, then prepared to teleport, " I hope you don't mind if I leave from
here, huh Mommy? "
" NOW? " Vegeta felt something tug at his heart-strings.
" Yup. Bye Mommy! Bye Daddy! I'll see you at Christmas time! " he grinned.
" CHRISTMAS! Ji-chan that is so long away. " Goku sniffled.
" Well, I'll just have to stop by unexpected one day then, huh? " Vejitto laughed.
" K... " Goku said in a small voice, then cried out, " I'LL MISS YOU TOO JI-CHAN! REMEMBER MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE YOU
VERY VERY MUCH! " he waved his arms in the air, " Are you SURE you don't wanna stay with either one of us? "
Vejitto shook his head, " Mirai's annoying, Bura's scary, Trunks is mean, Gohan doesn't like me, and Goten's a little
to hyperactive for me. "
" Hmmph, well if that's how bad they are, then what about you? " Chi-Chi asked, scoffing.
Vejitto pointed to his cheeks, " I'm just plain 'ol CUTE! " he giggled, " BYE---family. " he said, then teleported
away, leaving Goku, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi standing there.
" *sniffle* I'm gonna miss him Veggie. " Goku bent over to hug the ouji.
" I won't. " Chi-Chi said, relieved.
" Oh Veggie, Ji-chan's gone...what are we gonna do now? " Goku sniffled, blowing his nose on Vegeta's glove. The ouji
continued staring straight ahead. A smile crossed his face.
" Let's have another. "
Goku sweatdropped.
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12:23 AM 6/16/02
THE END
Goku: So, DO we have another baby?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (whining) SON!
Vegeta: Kakarrotto you truely are a baka.
Chuquita: HEY! How did you guys get unfused! Where's Gogeta?!
Goku: Huh? Oh! We went into the bathroom and used the abort button on Goggie's armor.
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) ABORT button?
Vegeta: Anything's possible in the world of fanfiction, Chu.
Chuquita: Hmm, got me there. (perks up) Speaking of fanfiction, I've gotten some very interesting and very unique ideas
from our viewing audiance. Two people, Gie and Maria S. suggested you two do some dances together in the next Corner; then
there's lil' Chi Chi who suggested Chi-Chi come back and somehow fall in love with Veggie--
Vegeta: --it'd never happen. We hate each other's guts.
Goku: (giggles) But you both love me!
Chuquita: Oh it could happen. I'd just use some of Cu's arrows to do it. Anyway, moving on. There's Miss Sheba who suggested
Veggie give us a tour of his room.
Vegeta: Wasn't she the one responsible for "Kayka" last Corner around?
Chuquita: Yup! And Maria S. was the one who gave me the idea for "Veggilina" back in Meadow Muffins. Lost Book said I should
turn one of you into an animal to be the other one's pet. Maria said something similar about you guys getting turned into
kittens or bunnies.
Goku: Veggie-kitties are cute!
Vegeta: (turns red) [gets up] Excuse me.
Chuquita: Then I've got some off-the-wall ideas from Rentol, nene, and Nekoni. Rentol says I should have: "Son & Veggie
have a staring contest while under water with live sharks swimming around them. First one to surface or make a single
stroke or move against the sharks lose. I suggest placing them in a tank so you can see the whole thing."
Goku: Ooh, I like sharks Veggie.
Vegeta: (returns, soaked with water) (dryly) Do you?
Chuquita: And then there's Nene who gave me this one: "Goku and Vegeta wake up together, in one bed and naked! and
they both have a huge blackout! all they know is that they both feel like being overrunned by a truck!
Vegeta is thinking of the eeek possibilities anf Goku is as always completely oblivious to the situation
what happens when suddenly Goku gets a somach-illness and Vegeta thinks something else!
(I know I read to many stories about male saiyan pregnancy, but whouldn't it be fun?)"
Vegeta: (pale white) Fun?! Fun like getting your heart ripped out and stuffed down your throat!
Goku: (elbows him) VEH-GEE!
Chuquita: I'm not sure whether this one was meant as a Corner request or a fic request. I'm thinking it's for an actual fic.
I have a couple more stories lined up first but I'm not sure if I could do this one without things turning ugly or not.
I think I'll write the ones I already have first (which is about 4 or 5) and then think about it....(to Veggie) Say
Veggie?
Vegeta: What Chu?
Chuquita: CAN male saiyajins get pregnant?
Vegeta: (avoiding eye-contact) I wouldn't know.
Goku: Wow, carrying a Veggie-baby in my tummy for 9 months....I don't think I could do that!
Vegeta: You're not GOING TO!
Chuquita: Nekoni had to have had the weirdest idea of the whole bunch. "Dress Goku and Veggie in BUBBLEWRAP!".
Vegeta: ...you must be kidding.
Goku: Nekoni....hey, she does me-n-Bulma stories, right?
Vegeta: (furious) YOU AND _WHO_!!!!
Goku: Bulma.
Vegeta: YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER KAKARROTTO! YOU HEAR ME!! (snorts) She's the only competent person I can lean on.
Goku: (sniffles) What about me?
Vegeta: (glows) Uhh, I lean on you too, but, for more, saiyajin-like reasons.
Goku: What'sa matter? Lil Veggie doesn't think I can understand his "feelings"? (lil smile)
Vegeta: (gets up) I'll be right back.
Chuquita: You know I actually was leaning towards the bubblewrap idea. But I think I'm going to start off with the
dancing idea for the next Corner instead. The fic after that I'll do "bubblewrap". Lost Book said I should bring
Chibi Veggie to the Corner, which I'll eventually do also. If you wanna read all the Corner ideas in their entirety, just
click on the "reviews" icon at the top of the page. (grins) I'd like to thank everyone for their contributions! And if
you couldn't get in before I sent this last part of the fic up then just leave your idea in your review or e-mail me at
lac31685@aol.com.
Vegeta: (returns again, sopping wet) (glares at Son) Why must you taunt me so?
Goku: (grins) You mean "haunt me so".
Vegeta: Both.
Goku: ?
Chuquita: (to audiance) The next fic I'm writing, like "Little Buddy" and "Just Like Me" deals with something that's
had a constant job in nearly all my fics. It's called "Kako-germs!" or "Kako-cooties!" I have yet to decide on the title.
Anyways, in a pre-summarized nutshell: Kako-germs. Based on a comic strip I wrote. Vegeta actually proves Goku's so called
kako-germs really exist. When the little creatures realize who's watching them they spring for a new home on the saiyajin
prince. How will Veggie get rid of them? What happens when he decides to NOT get rid of them? Will Goku be germ-less forever?
Vegeta: Ahh yes, the Kako-germs. Those little things living on Kakarrot that ZAP the host's knowledge and soften his brain
like an over-buttered pancake until it's all warm and gooey and everyone wants to hug it because it's so cute but they
wouldn't be caught dead hugging or squeezing it because it that person is a lower life-form and has no self-pride what-so-
-ever.
Chuquita: (confused) What?
Vegeta: Nevermind.
Chuquita: Well everybody, we'll see you next time when we have a special "Tango/Macerana/Funky Chicken/Polka/etc." Corner
theme.
Goku: (happily) And Veggie gets to wear a rose in his mouth!
Vegeta: What?
Chuquita: I hope to see you guys next time. If there is a next time.
Goku: (gawks) WHAT?!
Chuquita: I went to FF.net earlier today and I almost had a heart-attack when I clicked my name in the directory and it
said I don't exist. Nekoni also apparently does not exist anymore. I have to check everyone else to see who else is
"nonexistant" at the moment. If for some reason this is nothing more than a glitch I will merely go on with my business
when Xing uploads the new hardware. If not I'm going to e-mail everyone I know on FF.net along with the people who
actually run the site to find out what happened to my profile page. I'm still going to keep writing my stories like
nothing has happened, but it scared the bejeesus outta me!
Goku: Or the "bejeeta" out of you. (giggles at Veggie)
Vegeta: (groans)
Chuquita: I'm serious! I've been doing this stuff since November of '00! That's two years of stuff! I don't want to have
to start all over again. (nervous) Gosh I hope it's just a glitch! Or an error, or something temporary that has a backup
and can be fixed!
Goku: Aww, Chu-sama is scared.
Chuquita: YES I AM SCARED! (sighs) I hope this turns out oh-kay. It's the 16th right now. So I just have to wait out the
week and see what happens.
Goku: (gives her a hug) Don't worry Chu-sama, everything will be oh-kay.
Chuquita: (smiles) Aww, thanks Son-kun. (perks up) BTW, how'd everybody like my little cameo in today's story, eh?
Vegeta: (smirks) You specifically kept yourself from having conversation with me and Kakarrot, right?
Chuquita: Had to keep the story feeling real Veggie. The whole cameo thing came out of the blue to me too. At first I
was even tempted to use my real first name, but I decided just to stick with Chuquita for the cameo anyway.
Goku: So what is it?
Chuquita: Lauren. It means "VICTORIOUS ONE" and "GREAT ALMIGHTY HUMOR FANFIC WRITER!"
Vegeta: ...you made that last part up, didn't you?
Chuquita: Heeheehee, yes.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Cya next time everybody!
Goku: May your towellettes be moist and your pillows soft.
Vegeta: Another word of wisdom cuertosy of Kakarrot.
Goku: Silly Veggie!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -DBZ ep270 "The Dimension is Shattered! Is Buu out of Control?!"
{Vegetto:} Embarrasing, isn't it?
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (staring down atop her desk at Goggie) Yes, it is.
Gogeta: (lying on the floor, tummy-down and glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: (hops down off the desk) Wow! Son-San! Veggie! That worked perfectly!....are you oh-kay?
Gogeta: Ehh, ehhh, ehhhhhHHHhhhhhh.. (whinces) Ka ka ka ka ka kaaaaaa....
Chuquita: (helps him up) Don't worry Go--Ve--guys, I'll get you back over to, uhh, one of your seats so you can sit down.
Alright? [plops him down in Son's chair]
Gogeta: (notices where he his; shrieks; and zips over to Veggie's chair to sit down)
Chuquita: We gotta be Mister Picky today, don't we?
Gogeta: (still glowing) (sits back in his chair) (Veggie's voice) He's...tickling me...
Chuquita: What?
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) Ka, ka, Kakarrotto's tickling me....make him stop!
Chuquita: (skeptic) How can he be tickling you inside your body?
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) (wails) MAKE HIM STOP! THE SENSATION IS TOO MUCH FOR OUR BODY TO HANDLE!!! (glowing like mad)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Son-San?
Gogeta: (Son's voice) Yes?
Chuquita: Will you cut it out and leave Veggie alone?...at least for another five minutes anyway.
Gogeta: (Son's voice) (pouty) Oh-kay Chu-sama. Sorry Veggie. (Veggie's voice) You are forgiven Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: (to audiance) (sad) Due to some technical difficulties (DARN YOU FF.NET HARDWARE!!) nothing will get to be uploaded
again till the 21st of June. Which means if you're reading this right now it's probably the 22nd..or the 23rd..or somewhere
after that date. I was going to load chapter 3 yesterday (the 13th) but now I have to wait a whole nother week. *sighs*
Gogeta: (Veggie's voice) (mockingly) Aww, isn't that just TERRIBLE. *snickers*
Chuquita: (glares at them) Oh hush up Veggie! I hope people remember this story still exists none the less the site itself
by the time Xing gets this thing back up and running! (grins) By the way I've gotten some interesting suggestions for the
poll that I started back in part one. Unless anyone else manages to somehow login a suggestion before I end this story.
(this is the last part) I'll choose one from the list I already have or choose several and put those in a final poll when
I start the next fic.
Gogeta: (grinning) (Son's voice) A couple people suggested Veggie and I dance some more! (Veggie's voice) (yelps) AHH! No
more dancing! No more dancing!! (Son's voice) Silly Veggie, not the fusion dance. Other dances! Like the Tango! (Veggie's
voice) (confused) The what?
Chuquita: Say guys, I was wondering, where's Gogeta? I mean, you two are there, but when Gogeta #1 was here in the beginning
of the story he had his own personality. Where is he?
Gogeta: (Son's voice) We couldn't fuse properly because Veggie got cold feet and all nervous on me! (pouts)
(Veggie's voice) (freaks out) AHH! That doesn't mean we're stuck like this FOREVER does it?
(Son's voice) NAH! You silly little buddy 'o mine. We have about 28 minutes left.
(Veggie's voice) (gulps) That's 196 minutes in Saiyajin time!!!
Chuquita: (intreged) Bejito-sei has its own time system?
(Veggie's voice) Of COURSE it does! Do you know how long we saiyajin live if we don't end up getting killed in battle?! Why
I'll be over 200 years old before I start getting gray hairs!
Chuquita: Wow, that long huh?
(Son's voice) Well at least I'll be able to grow old with you, right lil Veggie?
(Veggie's voice) Yes, you will. That is if you don't let anything happen to you. And nothing is going to happen to you!
(Son's voice) But what if it does?
(Veggie's voice) WELL THEN I FORBID IT TO HAPPEN! (smirks) I am the prince. I can do that.
[Gogeta sweatdrops]
Chuquita: I heard something about Shenlong absorbing Son-kun because he ate one of the dragonballs. Veggie you ate one too
somewhere in GT (which I haven't seen yet) but Shenny only punished Son and kept him as cheap labor for 100 years.
[Gogeta's eyes widen until they engulf half his head]
(Veggie's voice) (shocked) (squeaks out) 100 years? (to Son) KAKARROT AS YOUR OMNIPOTENT RULER I FORBID YOU TO SWALLOW
ANYTHING RESEMBLING A DRAGONBALL! IS THAT CLEAR!!
(Son's voice) (confused) Uhh, oh-kay little Veggie.
[Gogeta looks around] Now where's Shenlong? I'm off to kill him!
(Son's voice) WAHH! VEGGIE NO!
Chuquita: Relax Vedge, it'll be alright.
(Veggie's voice) (grumbling) Yeah it better be. BECAUSE I HAVE _PLANS_ FOR US KAKARROTTO! BIG PLANS!!! [shakes their fist
in the air] Wonderful beautiful plans that your tiny peasant mind is not large enough to fully concieve or understand.
(Son's voice) Veggie's scaring me Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Well, on with Part 4 then!
Summary: Vejitto? What ever happened to him anyway? After 2 weeks of driving Lord Enma insane the aggrivated ogre decides to
get rid of the saiyajin by sending him back to Earth along with the rest of the people killed by Buu. Unwillingly, Dende
takes Vejitto to his tower and decides the best thing to do is to leave him in the custody of his parents. But which one?
How will Goku and Vegeta react to the latest edition of a third saiyajin even stronger than themselves? How will Chi-Chi
react to meeting one of her worst nightmares face-to-face? Will Vejitto ever find his real Mommy?
(Veggie's voice) Will his Mommy ever be able to find him?
(Son's voice) Aww, don't worry Veggie, I'm sure Ji-chan will get saved.
Chuquita: BTW, for the two, I think it's just two, people who thought Vejitto's fusion eventually wears off. It doesn't.
That's only Googie who has a 30 minute time limit.
Gogeta: Thank GOD!
Chuquita: So Vejitto could probably live the rest of his life like a normal saiyajin...unless Buu somehow ate him again.
(Veggie's voice) (frightened) He WOULDN'T!
Chuquita: Course not! On with the show!
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" WHAAAT!!! WE CAN'T DO THAT!! NO NO NO NO NO! I WON'T ALLOW IT!!! " Vegeta roared in protest.
" But Veggie, don't you think it would be easier to find Ji-chan if we had the rest of the gang out looking for him
as well? " Goku asked, " I mean with just your family and mine alone we have 9 people...but if we got everyone else together,
Piccolo, Dende, Mr. Popo...Kuririn and his family, Yamcha, Kameshenin, Karin and Yajirobe, we'd all be able to cover nearly
3 times as much land! What's wrong with that? " he explained.
" YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? I CAN UNDERSTAND KEEPING THIS "BABY" THING BETWEEN YOUR FAMILY AND MINE! BUT
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO US IF WE BROUGHT ALL YOUR BAKAYARO EARTH-FRIENDS IN ON THIS!!! " he exclaimed, " I don't
want them to know that potara fusion thing accidently gave birth to OUR child! " Vegeta shivered, " I'd never hear the end
of it! "Oh look, it's 'Mommy'!", "Oh, I guess that makes you MRS. Kakarrotto now" and "Don't they make the cutest couple, ha
ha ha!" " the ouji mocked, then shook his head in panic, " THERE'S NO WAY I'D EVER GO THROUGH THAT!!! " he wailed.
" I'll make sure of THAT. " Chi-Chi said, glaring at the ouji, " You wouldn't be "Mrs. Kakarrotto" over my dead
body! "
The ouji looked at her and smirked, " I can arrange that. "
It was then Chi-Chi remembered she had armed herself with nuclear weapons and aimed her machine gun at Vegeta's face,
" What was that you were saying about dead bodies? " she chuckled. Vegeta gulped.
" KA-KEEE! " Vegeta fake-sniffled, glancing over at Goku w/big sad puppy-dog eyes, " She wantsa hurt me. " the ouji
said in a baby voice.
" CHI-CHAN NO HURT VEGGIE!! " Goku cried, stepping between them.
" Goku! Move! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" Heh, you're going to have to shoot straight through Kaka-chan to get to me, Onna. " Vegeta grinned, " You do that
you'll kill us both. And then me-n-Kakay are going to end up someplace beautiful together and share eternal bliss while you
stay here and get all old and wrinkley and smelly and even forget our names and then when you get knocked off I'll just point
my finger and laugh at you and Kakay will laugh too because by that time he won't love you anymore cuz he's my big buddy and
he'll love me instead! "
" ...WHY YOU LITTLE *click*click* " Chi-Chi prepared to shoot at him.
" HAHAHAHA--MMPH!? " Goku silenced Vegeta's maniacal laughter by slapping his hand over the ouji's mouth. He turned
to face him and bent down to Vegeta's height.
" What did you just say? " Goku asked in a whisper with large innocent eyes.
" Mmpha ma-- " Vegeta removed the larger saiyajin's hand, " That you'll love me instead? " he boasted.
" Before that. " Goku cut him off.
" That you're my big buddy--AAH! " Vegeta froze to find himself in the middle of the biggest bear hug he'd ever
recieved.
" Little buddy Veggie...you called me your big buddy; for the very first time....I KNEW YOU LOVED ME VEGGIE! " he
hugged tighter, sobbing happily. Vegeta's face was now glowing bright red. Chi-Chi was looking on with rage and Bura was on
the verge to tears herself.
" It's so, *sniffle* BEAUTIFUL!! " Bura wiped her eyes with the baby bonnet she had made for Vejitto, " I should be
taking pictures of this! If this was a soap opera I'd be taping it right now. *sob* "
" I, uhh, I love you too Kaka-chan. " Vegeta squeaked out, " Do, you love me? "
" YES of course I do little Veggie! You silly little buddy 'o mine! I love you very very much! " Goku smiled, then
paused as he watched a small puddle of glowing red goo collapse to the floor.
" He MELTED! " Bura gawked.
" Quick! Goku cover him while I go get some paper towels! We'll flush him right down his own toilet! " Chi-Chi said
victoriously, heading for the open front door.
" GAH! I'M OH-KAY! I'M OH-KAY! " Vegeta got up, now solid again, but still blushing wildly.
Chi-Chi snorted and snapped her fingers, " Rats! "
" So? Does anyone else know why Goku called us all here? " Kuririn asked. The entire Z gang was now sitting in
Bulma's large living room. Chi-Chi had purposely plunked herself down at Vegeta's spot on the couch just to tick him off.
She was still wearing her heavy artillery and chuckling every couple minutes to herself.
" Oh you'll enjoy it. Trust me. " she snickered.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Piccolo joined in her torturous chuckling, knowing very well what they had probably been
called together for, " Mommy. Heh-heh-heh... "
Dende elbowed him, " PICCOLO! "
" Can't help it. I'm evil, remember? " Piccolo shrugged.
" Oh you're not evil, the OUJI is evil. " Chi-Chi smiled, patting him on the shoulder.
" Vegeta's not evil, Chi. He's just an odd, obsessed little prince. " Piccolo retorted.
" Mommy? What are you talking about Piccolo? " Kuririn asked him.
" Well Kuririn, I'd hate to give anything away before the "main event", but someone's become a mother who you
normally would never expect to be one. " Piccolo said sneakily.
" GOKU'S _PREGNANT_!!! " Kuririn shrieked. The rest of the gang looked agast at the thought.
" Ugh, that's IMPOSSIBLE Kuririn! " Juuhachigou shouted at her husband.
" Then...VEGETA'S pregnant?! " Yamcha said, baffled.
" VEGETA GOT GOKU PREGNANT?! " Yajirobe gawked, who had just woken up from going in and out of being asleep.
" NO!!!! " Chi-Chi snarled at him.
" Chi-Chi's pregnant again? " Roshi offered.
" Sadly, no. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " I wish I could. I'd raise the next one to aid me in destorying that ouji before
he gets his grubby little paws where they don't belong! "
" THEN WHAT IS IT!!! " Tenshinhan said, getting annoyed.
" *A-hem*! " Goku coughed loudly, entering the room. The group instantly turned their attention to him, " Hi
everybody! " he said cheerfully.
" Hi Son Goku! " the gang responded like a theme club. The large saiyajin grinned widely at the response. Vegeta
stood behind him in the shadows, shaking his head hopelessly.
" Little Veggie and I have called you all here today for a very important and very special, " he turned to grin at
the ouji, who started to glow and turned his head the other way, " reason. Now, who remembers what happened exactly 2 weeks
ago? "
" You and Toussan created that little labor of a love-child you call-- "
" --Bura! Not you! The others! " Goku interupted, slightly embarassed.
" Umm, we fought Majin Buu? " Kuririn said.
" We were all killed? " Yamcha added.
" Nope and nope! " Goku answered, " Although it is something that only you two out of the whole group here; excluding
Dende, had seen that day when you were on the Grand Kaio's planet. "
" ... " both senshi were silent.
" It has to do with ears. " Goku tugged at his left ear, then bent down to where Kuririn and his family were seated
and showed them the poorly dug little hole in his left earlobe, " Eh? Eh? " he teased.
" ...THE POTARA EARRINGS! " Kuririn gasped.
" YAY! Kuririn wins a point! " Goku clapped, then pointed above the ex-monk's head and zapped a number 1 above it
with his chi.
Kuririn looked up at the point and smiled sheepishly, " Aww, thanks Goku. "
Juuhachigou rolled her eyes and Marron clapped her hands at the glowing number.
" Now, Yamcha. What happened after me-n-Veggie put on our earrings? " Goku asked.
" ...I dunno. " he shrugged, " I, honestly wasn't really paying much attention at the time. "
" You were busy panicking. " Kuririn sweatdropped.
" HA! " Juuhachigou laughed.
" WELL! SO WERE YOU! " Yamcha pointed at Kuririn.
" I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED PICK ME PICK ME!!! " Bura said anxiously.
" Ehhh, oh-kay. Bura? " Goku said uneasily.
" YOU AND TOUSSAN MADE A BABY!!! " she squealed with joy.
Everyone instantly froze.
" Uh, heh-heh, yes Bura, that's right. " Goku laughed nervously.
" WAITAMINUTE GOKU! " Kuririn shouted, " I saw what happened and all you two did was fuse together. If you hadn't
gotten eaten you two probably would have beaten Buu! "
" Sorry to burst your bubble, Kuririn, but it wasn't us two. That was Vejitto who fought Buu. Veggie and I kinda
found out later that the fusion dance allows you to share a body for 30 minutes, but the potara earrings, they uh, they
create a whole new person in addition to it's, *cough* parents who use the earrings to create it in the first place. "
" You mean you and Vegeta have a kid running around here somewhere!?! " Tenshinhan said, revolted.
" He's not really a kid. He looks the same age he did when he was fighting Buu. But if you wanna talk numbers I'd
say he's only 2 weeks old--existance wise. " Goku looked down at the ground.
" Goku and Vegeta's SON? Man, he must be one ugly fella. " Yajirobe snorted, then shrieked to see both saiyajins
looming over him, enraged.
" HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING ABOUT OUR JI-CHAN!!! " Goku growled.
" YOU FAT TUB OF LARD! " Vegeta angrily grabbed Yajirobe by the collar, " I SHOULD KILL YOU THIS VERY INSTANT FOR
INSULTING MY SON! "
" Ehhhh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sure he's a very non-ugly looking person. REALLY! " Yajirobe pleaded. The duo
continued sending death-glares his way. Vegeta eventually dropped him to the ground. He walked away, then walked back to
Yajirobe and punched him in the face, and walked away for the second time.
" The reason little Veggie and I are telling you this is because..our little Ji-chan ran away a couple hours ago and
we need all the help we can get to find him. " Goku explained, worried, " We have no idea where he could have gotten to. And
if he's twice as good as me and Veggie at lowering his ki there's no telling WHERE he is! He could be off somewhere starving
or hurt. "
" HA! With your Kaka-genes inside him he's probably---TRAPPED SOMEWHERE AND SLOWLY PAINFULLY DYING OH KAKAY I DON'T
WANT HIM TO DIE!!! " Vegeta wailed, hugging the larger saiyajin and crying into his gi.
" Veh--Veh--Veh--Veh-GEEE, don't cry! " Goku sniffled, tears welling up in his eyes, " If you cry you're gonna make
ME cry and I don't wanna, wanna, wanna, waAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! "
" OH SUCK IT UP YOU BIG BABIES! " Chi-Chi snapped at them, instantly causing Goku and Vegeta to momentarily stop
crying and pay attention to her, " We'll find your stupid half-ouji'd hybrid if you both would PLEASE stop crying about it! "
she said, disgusted, then turned to Goku, " ...AND HOW COME YOU NEVER CRY WITH _ME_ WHEN _OUR_ CHILDREN ARE IN DANGER!!! "
she shook her fist at him.
" Suh, suh, sorry Chi-chan. " Goku sniffled, rubbing his eyes while still hugging the smaller saiyajin, " I can't
help it. Me-n-Veggie are bonded together and when he started crying I just couldn't help crying too ya know? "
" AND YOU'RE NOT "BONDED" TOGETHER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!! NOW FOLLOW ME! We'll split off into groups! " Chi-Chi
said, apparently taking over the mission.
" But Chi-chan if we're not bonded together then what about the earr-- "
" THOSE STUPID EARRINGS CAN TAKE A FLYING LEAP INTO THE MIDDLE OF A HIGHWAY FOR ALL I CARE! NOW LET'S CUT TO THE
CHASE AND SAVE MY, ugh, STEPSON! " she said, stomping towards the doorway, dragging Goku along behind her.
" Well, oh-kay Chi-chan...but Veggie gets to come too! "
" Not with us he isn't. "
" But, but Veggie's the Mommy. Ji-chan's gonna need his Mommy to hug him when we find him. " Goku whimpered.
Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, who was now back to smirking evilly at her, " URGH! Fine, get the ouji and let's get
going! " she grumbled.
Goku cheered, " YAY! DON'T YOU WORRY JI-CHAN! MOMMY AND DADDY AND AUNT CHI-CHAN ARE COMING!! " he picked up Vegeta
and put him on his shoulders. The ouji grinned.
Chi-Chi growled, a large vein bulging on her forehead, " I AM NOT HIS AUNT!!!! "
" Yoo-hoo, sweet little Ji-chan! It's Daddy! " Goku called out as they walked through the city, " DADDY'S HERE
JI-CHAN!! " he stopped the umpteeth person on the street, " Hello Miss have you seen our baby, he looks like this! " Goku
held out a picture of Vejitto and himself they had taken earlier in the day, " I'm his Daddy. "
" You look a little YOUNG to be that man's father. " she said, confused.
" Oh that's nothing, wait'll you see the mother. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Mother? " the girl blinked, Goku happily pointed up to Vegeta, who was sitting on the larger saiyajin's shoulders.
Vegeta waved at her.
" ...holy...THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!! " she screamed insanely, running off, or rather fleeing, in a panic.
Goku folded his arms, " Sheesh, what's see so upset about? Hasn't see ever seen a saiyajin fusion baby before? "
" Obviously not. " Vegeta snorted, " Stupid HUMANS. " he directed his gaze at Chi-Chi.
" OOOH! YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET UP THERE OUJI I'LL RING YOU NECK!! " Chi-Chi snarled, reaching out at him with her
hands shaking.
Vegeta smirked at her, then clutched tightly around Goku's head, temporarily blinding him, " OH KAKAY! " he
fake-sobbed, " She's trying to hurt me with her scary hands and her mean 'ol Earth-weapons! "
" CHI-CHAN NO HURT VEGGIE!!! " Goku cried out, frightened, ripping Vegeta's hands away from his face so he could see
what was going on.
Chi-Chi glared up at Vegeta, " Oh I hope you die a painful and horrific death at my hands...or better yet, in some
liquid filled science tube at the FBI secruity labs. You know how they LOVE to test things on ALIENS. "
" Hmmph, Kakay's an alien too, right Kakay? " Vegeta smirked.
" I LOVE MY VEGGIE, CHI-CHAN! " Goku grinned cheerfully.
" Well at least put him down! It's no use keeping him on your shoulders like that! " Chi-Chi stomped on the ground.
" But Chi-chan, I'm giving him a piggyback ride. And besides, little Veggie is under a lot of stress from trying to
find our baby. " Goku complained.
" The extra weight on your shoulders is slowing you down. It will take us longer to find him. " Chi-Chi said in a
sing-song voice, " And the slower you are the more chance "Ji-chan" has of getting himself KILLED. "
" ... " Goku flung Vegeta off his shoulders and onto the ground.
Vegeta rubbed his now bruised forehead, " Thanks Onna. " he said flatly.
Chi-Chi smiled, " Anytime Ouji-boy. "
" Hmm, now if I were Ji-chan, where would I go? " Goku said outloud to himself as he, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi walked
down the street.
" Well, what's one place both YOU and the OUJI like to visit? " Chi-Chi asked. Both saiyajins heads bolted to
attention. Grins on their faces.
" I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! " Goku bounced up and down excitedly.
" The CANDY store? " Chi-Chi said as they stood infront of a store labeled "DEE-licious DEE-lights". Our
ever-vigilant saiyajin duo were staring through the glass at the window display of various exotic chocolate cremes and
pastries; both drooling.
" One day we're gonna buy out this store together, Kakay. " Vegeta stared dreamily at a large imported European
cupcake with several layers of icing on it.
" That will be a beautiful day Veggie. " Goku agreed.
" *sigh* Yeah....too bad I can't buy it for you now, because ONNA thinks I'm EVIL and that I am trying to MANUPULATE
you into my CLUTCHES. " Vegeta mocked Chi-Chi, who kicked open the door and walked inside.
" I'm outta here. " she grumbled.
" CHI-CHI CHI-CHI WAIT FOR ME!!! " Goku cried out, following her inside. Vegeta soon followed.
" Hello, my name is Chuquita, welcome to...DEE-licious DEE--...lights, where we try out best to avoid any DEE-service
. " the long-hairred brunette behind the counter said, trying to read off the little blue cu-card in her hand.
" ...you're new here, ain't you? " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Yes, yes I am. "
Chi-Chi groaned, " Listen, you haven't seen a guy around here that looks like a cross between those two back there,
I mean if they were able to conceive a full-grown child, WHICH IS JUST PLAIN DISGUSTING! " she glared at Vegeta, who was
busy oohing and ahhing at the candy with Goku.
He noticed the medallion in his pocket and smirked, remembering what it did, " Now's a good time as any. " Vegeta
grinned, then zipped infront of Goku and held the medallion infront of the larger saiyajin's face, " Kakarrotto, this is
your master speaking...get me a glazed roll of that top shelf. "
" Yes master. " Goku smiled in a daze as he grabbed the desired pastry and handed it to Vegeta, who swallowed it
whole, " Are you pleased Master? "
" Yeph Gagaropho, yeph indeef. " Vegeta said with his mouthful. He gulped, " Ahhh, yummy. " he rubbed his stomach,
" Now, Kakarrotto... " Vegeta rubbed his hands together as he grabbed a nearby stool and sat down, " Howsabout you give your
master a nice soothing backrub, eh? " the ouji giggled, delighted.
" Yes Master. " Goku cracked his knuckles and got to work. Vegeta sighed contently.
" Ha! So he WAS here! " Chi-Chi said.
" Yeah, he ate nearly all our glazed rolls and then flew off. He said he was going to a hotel for the night or
something like that. " Chuquita shrugged.
" Glazed rolls? Hotel?? " Chi-Chi blinked.
" Yup. You know we do have a sale on those rolls. The manager left the last ones up on-- " the girl sweatdropped to
see the space at the top shelf now empty, " --nevermind. " Chuquita said, then noticed the two saiyajin, " Hey, those two
gonna be oh-kay? "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi turned around and nearly had a heart attack. Vegeta was sitting on a stool in the corner of the room
with his whole body glowing bright red. A look of pure satisfaction covering his face and a trail of drool hanging out his
open-mouthed smile. Goku was bent over behind him, rubbing the ouji's shoulders and seemingly in a hypnotized daze.
" I love you Kakay, I ever tell you that? " the ouji sighed pleasantly.
" ... "
" Well I'm telling you it now. " he smiled, " By the way my neck's acting up a little bit could you rub up there for
a while, it hurts SO. "
" Yes Master. "
" Call me V-sama, Kakay. "
" Yes V-sama. "
" You have pretty hands Kakay... "
" They're MY PRETTY HANDS! "
Vegeta looked infront of him to see Chi-Chi snarling at him, " Oh! Hello Onna. " he laughed nervously, then snapped
his fingers, " Time to wake up Kakarrotto! "
" Huh? " the dazed look disappeared from Goku's face, " Hey, how'd we get over here? " he blinked, then walked back
to the wall displaying the pastries he was eyeing up before Vegeta flashed the medallion before him.
" You sick little monkey! " Chi-Chi gritted through her teeth at Vegeta, " What did you do to him just now! "
" Nothing that I can't do again. " Vegeta grinned evilly back at her. The two stared at each other in a standoff.
" OHH! Little Veggie! Chi-chan! Look! They have pudding filled cookies! Can I have one please! " he begged sweetly.
" No Goku we have to get going I think I have a lead as to where Vejitto went. " Chi-Chi said, getting annoyed.
" Here you are Kaka-chan! " Vegeta handed Goku a 5 dollar bill.
Goku gasped happily, " Oh THANK YOU little buddy! " he gave Vegeta a hug, then went to pay for his pastry.
" ...I hate you. " Chi-Chi growled at Vegeta.
" I know you hate me. " Vegeta just snickered back, " But which one of us got the hug, right? "
" Shut up, Ouji. "
" Heeheehee! "
" I'm BAAAAAAACK! " Goku skipped over to them, then blinked, " Say, where did that glazed roll that was up there
go? "
Vegeta burped, " It's in a better place now, Kakarrot. "
" ... " Goku stared blankly at him. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Come on guys. According to the register girl Vejitto was here--eating OUJI-ISH pastries. She said he left to get a
room at a hotel. The question is....which hotel? "
" I don't know any hotels in the city Chi-chan. " Goku said sadly. They both turned to Vegeta, who stared at them
innocently.
" What? "
" Ouji, what hotel did your half-spawn go to? " Chi-Chi said, narrowing her eyes at him.
" Hotel? I don't know of any hotels. " Vegeta denied.
" Oh come off it ouji! There's got to be some fancy hotel you've had in mind for your little plot of E-VIL. " she
said suspiciously.
Vegeta smirked, " You read me pretty well, Onna. " he got up and opened the door, " Peasants first. " he did a little
bow. Goku giggled, amused as he walked through the door.
" Gosh Veggie you're so sweet when you're polite. " Goku couldn't help but smile.
Vegeta noticed Chi-Chi heading for the door and let go of it, slamming it in her face, " I _AM_ sweet, aren't I. "
he said proudly as they walked off. Chi-Chi snarled and kicked a hole in the door.
" ERRRRRR, VEGETA YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE YOU SHORT LITTLE CREEP! I'M GONNA HANG YOU BY YOUR OWN PASTRIES YOU SICK
DISTURBING LITTLE MONKEY PRINCE!!! "
" Oh Veggie! It's BEAUTIFUL! " Goku marvelled at the hotel the trio was standing in.
" It is, isn't it. " Vegeta said proudly.
" This LOOKS like the type of hotel you'd conduct your EVIL in. " Chi-Chi said, glaring at him from behind. She
looked up and smiled, impressed, " Ooh, nice chandeliars though. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Ouji? "
" Hey Maurice this is my "big buddy" I've told you about. " Vegeta was chatting with the man at the check in station
for the hotel, " You know, Kakay. "
" HI MISTER! " Goku said unusually loudly.
The man plugged his ears.
" No one is speak to Kakarrotto, ALRIGHT? " Vegeta glared at the staff around him.
" Little Veggie come here often? " Goku asked, confused.
" I OWN this hotel, Kakarrot. " Vegeta replied.
" WOW! " Goku grinned, " All this....Veggie has good taste in hotels. "
" Heh-heh, I'll say. " Vegeta added, then blanked out, " Wait, why did we come here again? "
" VEJITTO! " Goku exclaimed, " Veggie we've been looking for Ji-chan all this time and you forgot about him! " he
said, then sniffled, " How could you forget your own baby! "
Vegeta sniffled himself, " You're right Kakay, that's horrible. Forgeting our son like that. I'm sorry. "
" Aww! Veggie so cute! " Goku grabbed Vegeta and gave him a hug, " Little Veggie you are forgiven. "
" Heh-heh-heh... "
" OUJI!!!! "
" AHH! " Vegeta froze, then noticed Chi-Chi, " Oh, its YOU. "
" So, you OWN this hotel...figures. " Chi-Chi shook her head, " Such a nice hotel--gone to waste. " she turned to the
man behind the counter, " Did a Vejitto Oujisama check in here? "
" No, we have a Son Vejitto here though. " Maurice said.
" SON Vejitto? " Vegeta sweatdropped, " He doesn't even have the decency to use my last name. "
" Well Veggie, usually babies use their Daddy's last name. " Goku pointed out.
" Hush up Kakarrot. " Vegeta snorted, " What room's he on? " he asked the man.
" Uhh 56. "
" Floor 4. " Vegeta nodded, " Come Kakarrotto. We shall use the elevator while Onna uses the stairs. " he walked off.
" HEY! I AM _NOT_ USING THE STAIRS!! THAT'S TOO FAR YOU VERTICALLY CHALLANGED OUJI! " Chi-Chi yelled, running into
the elevator. Vegeta walked up to her, then turned to go into the elevator next to hers.
" KAKARROTTO! IN HERE! " Vegeta called out to him.
" Coming little Veggie! " Goku said happily, joining him in the elevator.
Vegeta poked his head out of the elevator and waved to Chi-Chi, " See you at the fourth floor, Onna. " he snickered.
" OOH! GOKU GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW HE'S DANGEROUS! " Chi-Chi screamed as the two elevators doors began to close.
" Hi Chi-chan! I love you too! " Goku said, not paying attention.
" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed as the door closed, " TAKE _THAT_ ONNA--ACK! " Vegeta yelped as the doors
closed on his head. Chi-Chi laughed at him as her doors closed and the elevators started up, " KAKA...RROT...TO....HELP ME...
BACK...INSIDE... "
" Gotcha Veggie! " Goku easily dislatched Vegeta from his spot and inside the elevator as it started up.
" Wow Veggie, your elevators are amazing! " Goku said in awe as he stared out through the glass elevator.
" Actually Kakarrotto, it's made of a high-quality crystal. It's strong AND beautiful. " Vegeta tapped on the door
to the elevator.
" Like meeeeeeeee? " Goku teased.
The ouji was glowing again, " Yes Kakarrot....like you... " he shook it off, " The inspiration for these elevators
was the idea that if one of them got stuck the passangers could easily be noticed and rescued....there's also a little button
that sends off bright blue and red police-car-ish lights--BUT DON'T TOUCH IT!!! "
Goku pouted and took his finger away from the button on the control panel, " Aww, Veggie never let me have any fun. "
" Of course I do. After we rescue our fusion child I'll take you back here and you can ride the elevators as long as
you like. " Vegeta smiled.
" WOOO! VEGGIE'S GONNA LET ME RIDE THE ELEVATOR! " Goku whooped, then noticed a figure several feet away from them,
" Hey, it's Chi-chan! HI CHI-CHAN! " he shouted. Chi-Chi glanced over at him and smiled, then waved to him.
Vegeta looked over at Chi-Chi, then smirked. The smile disappeared from her face, replaced with a look of worry. The
ouji grinned, then grabbed the larger saiyajin and hugged him. Chi-Chi felt her blood begin to boil as Vegeta whispered
something unaudiable into Goku's ear. The large saiyajin blushed lightly and let out a giggle. Chi-Chi backed up and ran
full-speed a the elevator wall, smashin into it. She slid to the floor, got up and started clawing at the crystal wall.
Vegeta walked up to the wall facing Chi-Chi's elevator and grabbed something near the ceiling. He smirked, then pulled down
the shade. Chi-Chi was now going ballistic, pounding and screaming, now only able to see two fuzzy blobs behind the shade
when suddenly.
" *DING* " the doors to her elevator opened, " Fourth floor, destination reached. Have a nice day. " the mechanical
voice on the elevator said. Chi-Chi stepped out, confused. Then dashed to where Goku and Vegeta's elevator was coming up. She
formed a small ki ball in her hands, determining its own destination to be Vegeta's face once he stepped out of the elevator.
She gulped as the elevator stopped. Shades now around all four walls. Chi-Chi braced herself for the worst as the
elevator dinged and the doors slowly opened to reveal...Goku and Vegeta standing on seperate sides of the elevator. Goku
grinning at Chi-Chi; Vegeta smirking.
Chi-Chi's jaw dropped to the floor.
" Hello again Onna. What did you expect to see? A passionate embrace? " Vegeta laughed at her, walking by.
" Guess what Chi-Chi! Veggie's elevators get surround-sound movies! Look! " Goku pressed a button on the control
panel and a movie instantly appeared on the four shades in the room.
" It's a....a movie projecter?! " Chi-Chi gawked at the shades.
" Surprise surprise. " Vegeta chuckled, " Scared you, didn't I, Onna? "
" OOH!! YOU!!! " Chi-Chi did her best to control her anger, then tackled Vegeta to the ground and repeated banged his
head against the floor, " I HATE YOU YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI! TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT! "
" CHI-CHI! " Goku gasped, horrified.
" ...oops. Sorry Go-chan. " she said, getting up, " I was so worried he was going to do something TERRIBLE to you! "
she hugged him. Vegeta sat up, dizzy.
" Aww, you mean lil Veggie? NAH! " Goku laughed, " He loves me. "
" Yes, I know. " Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, " ...AND WHAT WERE YOU BLUSHING ABOUT!!! "
" Veggie said that next time I come back to ride the elevators I can get all the popcorn I want for free cuz I'm so
special. " Goku giggled, blushing again, " All that yummy popcorn just for me! "
" ...well. That's a relief. " Chi-Chi sighed, " I think room 56 is down that way, come on. " she said, walking off,
then paused, took Goku's hand, and then continued on their journey.
" SHH! " Vegeta snorted at her, then followed them, rubbing his bruised noggin as he went.
" Well, here it is. Room 56. " Chi-Chi said as the trio stood infront of the door, " What do you think is inside
it? " she asked.
" Silly Chi-chan _I_ know that! " Goku said happily, " It's JI-CHAN! "
" I mean, " Chi-Chi turned to Vegeta, " What kind of room is 56? "
" It's a room, nothing special. " Vegeta shrugged, then grinned evilly, " The REAL "special" rooms are on floor 7. "
he snickered.
Chi-Chi glared, then turned back to Goku, " Goku you are not allowed on floor 7. Is that clear? "
" Hai Chi-chan! " Goku nodded, " Crystal....like the elevators! " he grinned.
" Yes, the elevators. " Vegeta echoed.
Chi-Chi grumbled and knocked on the door, " HELLO! ANYONE IN THERE! HELLO!! "
" Maybe we should kick it down. " Goku offered.
" KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta shouted, " THIS IS _MY_ HOTEL! YOU ARE NOT TO KICK DOWN _ANYTHING_! "
" Ohhh... " Goku pouted.
" _I_ on the other hand, am more than llegally ept to doing so. YAH! " Vegeta kicked the door down himself. Goku and
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Come Kakay. " he smiled sweetly. Goku clasped his hands together, happy about the ouji's quick change
in attitude and followed him inside.
" ... " Chi-Chi aggrivatingly waited to be called in, " WHAT ABOUT ME! "
" Oh? I forgot about you. Yeah, come in. " Vegeta shrugged.
" HMMPH! " Chi-Chi snorted, then froze when she heard to very loud gasps, " GO-CHAN! OUJI! WHAT HAPPENED! IS HE IN
HERE? HE IS OH-KAY!? " she screeched to a halt to see Vejitto was laying on one of the beds on his stomach. A box of cookies
open next to him. He was busy munching on them and drinking a Fish-flavored Pepsi soft drink while watching cartoons.
" Oh, Hi Aunt Chi-chan! Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy! " Vejitto said cheerfully, " Gosh this is a nice hotel you own, isn't it
Mommy? "
" ... " Vegeta and Goku's jaws hung open.
" ERRRRRR YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! " Vegeta screamed, startling Vejitto, " HERE I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU THINKING YOU
GOT YOURSELF KILLED OR SOMETHING AND HERE YOU ARE SITTING IN A CUSHY HOTEL ROOM EATING JUNK FOOD AND WATCHING THE POWERPUFF
GIRLS!! "
" I do like Bubbles. " Vejitto turned his attention back to the screen, grinning.
" Ji-chan... " another voice came from beside him. Vejitto looked up to see Goku standing next to the bed with his
eyes filled to the brim with tears, " OH JI-CHAN!!! " Goku sobbed, grabbing Vejitto and hugging him, " I was so scared for
you my little baby! I promise I won't ever do anything terrible to make you run away ever again because I love you and--hey
is this a new episode? " Goku instantly switched from a bawling mound of mush to his usual happy-go-lucky self.
" Yeah, it is. " Vejitto smiled, " Care to watch with me, Daddy? "
" Sure! " Goku grinned, sitting down next to him on the bed. He stuffed a handful of cookies in his mouth, " Mmmm,
dis eff good shtuff! "
" Mmm-hmm! " Vejitto nodded, " Wanna try some fish-flavored cola? It's brand new. " he handed Goku an unopened can.
" Ooh! From the people who brought you Veggie's favorite soda; it's "Pepishi"! The fun taste of fish in caffeinated
liquid form! Yummy! " Goku took a swig. His pupils enlarged twice their size, " Wow, so that's caffeine! It DOES taste like
liquid fish. "
" A caffeinated Kakarrot, just what I need. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Little Veggie wanna come sit-n-watch TV with us? " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes, which due to the caffeine, were
2 times bigger than usual.
" Of course I'll sit with you Kakarrotto-chan. " the ouji glowed, giggling back at him, walking towards the bed, only
to yelp in pain as something grabbed him by the collar.
" OH NO YOU DON'T!! " Chi-Chi snarled, " DO YOU FORGET WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR OR NOT?! "
" But the eyes... " Vegeta trailed off in a daze, " those beautiful sparkily eyes... "
Chi-Chi slapped him across the face, " SNAP OUT OF IT OUJI!! "
" Wha-huh? " Vegeta blinked, confused.
" Listen Vejitto, we've come here to bring you back to Capsule Corp where you belong! " Chi-Chi said stubbornly as
she dropped Vegeta and approached the fusion.
" I'm not going back to that noisy place. " Vejitto said innocently.
" AND WHY NOT! " Chi-Chi shouted, angry.
" Well, I've already found a new place to live. " Vejitto smiled, " I called Enma-sama and he said that with my
strength that I'd make a great security guard down at H.F.I.L. I get my very own mansion up in heaven and I get to beat up
bad guys! Now is that cool or what! " he made a Son-style grin, " At first I asked if I could come back and stay at his
office with him but he seemed very panicky about that idea. You'd think he didn't like me. Hee-hee. " Vejitto giggled.
" You mean--you're going away! " Goku gawked.
" Aww, not forever Daddy! I'll come back and visit you and Mommy on the holidays and on birthdays and the occational
"hi-how-ya-doin" visit. But hey! I'm gonna get to beat up Cell and Freezer and all those guys and actually get PAID for it! "
he said proudly.
" Freezer?....AHHH! " Vegeta froze, " You, listen Vejitto! If Freezer ever asks you who your parents are you are to
tell him NOTHING. GOT IT!? " he threatened.
" Of course I won't tell him you are my Mommy, Mommy. " Vejitto gave him a hug, " I know how mean-n-cruel he was to
you. I'm so sorry about that. " he perked up, " Don't you worry! I'll give him a good slug right in the face just for you
when I get to work! " Vejitto grinned.
" ...thanks. " was all Vegeta could muster. A feeling of sadness washing over him, " Vejitto-chan, before you go. I
just want to tell you that I--I'M GONNA MISS YOU SON!!! " he wailed, then pulled away from him, " You're my only REAL son!
Mirai's from another dimension Bura doesn't count and Trunks can't possibly understand things the way a full-blooded saiyajin
could! Even if you're part Kakarrotto that doesn't matter! You're still the only one out of all four of them that is capable
of succeeding me to the throne and the only one who can comprehend the saiyajin desire to fight. I want to let you know that
I'm proud of how you fought Buu--you are a true genius warrior--and if it weren't for the chemicals inside Buu you would've
been able to save everyone, destory him and prevent the Earth from being blown up in the first place! " he smiled, tears
rolling down his cheeks.
" But do you love me? " Vejitto made a cheesy grin.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " YES...I...LOVE YOU. " he gritted angrily through his teeth, " WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS JUST
TRYING TO SAY! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" I dunno. I kinda dazed off around "SON". " he said cheerfully.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " Baka. "
" HEY! I heard that! " Vejitto shouted. He smiled, then prepared to teleport, " I hope you don't mind if I leave from
here, huh Mommy? "
" NOW? " Vegeta felt something tug at his heart-strings.
" Yup. Bye Mommy! Bye Daddy! I'll see you at Christmas time! " he grinned.
" CHRISTMAS! Ji-chan that is so long away. " Goku sniffled.
" Well, I'll just have to stop by unexpected one day then, huh? " Vejitto laughed.
" K... " Goku said in a small voice, then cried out, " I'LL MISS YOU TOO JI-CHAN! REMEMBER MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE YOU
VERY VERY MUCH! " he waved his arms in the air, " Are you SURE you don't wanna stay with either one of us? "
Vejitto shook his head, " Mirai's annoying, Bura's scary, Trunks is mean, Gohan doesn't like me, and Goten's a little
to hyperactive for me. "
" Hmmph, well if that's how bad they are, then what about you? " Chi-Chi asked, scoffing.
Vejitto pointed to his cheeks, " I'm just plain 'ol CUTE! " he giggled, " BYE---family. " he said, then teleported
away, leaving Goku, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi standing there.
" *sniffle* I'm gonna miss him Veggie. " Goku bent over to hug the ouji.
" I won't. " Chi-Chi said, relieved.
" Oh Veggie, Ji-chan's gone...what are we gonna do now? " Goku sniffled, blowing his nose on Vegeta's glove. The ouji
continued staring straight ahead. A smile crossed his face.
" Let's have another. "
Goku sweatdropped.
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12:23 AM 6/16/02
THE END
Goku: So, DO we have another baby?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (whining) SON!
Vegeta: Kakarrotto you truely are a baka.
Chuquita: HEY! How did you guys get unfused! Where's Gogeta?!
Goku: Huh? Oh! We went into the bathroom and used the abort button on Goggie's armor.
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) ABORT button?
Vegeta: Anything's possible in the world of fanfiction, Chu.
Chuquita: Hmm, got me there. (perks up) Speaking of fanfiction, I've gotten some very interesting and very unique ideas
from our viewing audiance. Two people, Gie and Maria S. suggested you two do some dances together in the next Corner; then
there's lil' Chi Chi who suggested Chi-Chi come back and somehow fall in love with Veggie--
Vegeta: --it'd never happen. We hate each other's guts.
Goku: (giggles) But you both love me!
Chuquita: Oh it could happen. I'd just use some of Cu's arrows to do it. Anyway, moving on. There's Miss Sheba who suggested
Veggie give us a tour of his room.
Vegeta: Wasn't she the one responsible for "Kayka" last Corner around?
Chuquita: Yup! And Maria S. was the one who gave me the idea for "Veggilina" back in Meadow Muffins. Lost Book said I should
turn one of you into an animal to be the other one's pet. Maria said something similar about you guys getting turned into
kittens or bunnies.
Goku: Veggie-kitties are cute!
Vegeta: (turns red) [gets up] Excuse me.
Chuquita: Then I've got some off-the-wall ideas from Rentol, nene, and Nekoni. Rentol says I should have: "Son & Veggie
have a staring contest while under water with live sharks swimming around them. First one to surface or make a single
stroke or move against the sharks lose. I suggest placing them in a tank so you can see the whole thing."
Goku: Ooh, I like sharks Veggie.
Vegeta: (returns, soaked with water) (dryly) Do you?
Chuquita: And then there's Nene who gave me this one: "Goku and Vegeta wake up together, in one bed and naked! and
they both have a huge blackout! all they know is that they both feel like being overrunned by a truck!
Vegeta is thinking of the eeek possibilities anf Goku is as always completely oblivious to the situation
what happens when suddenly Goku gets a somach-illness and Vegeta thinks something else!
(I know I read to many stories about male saiyan pregnancy, but whouldn't it be fun?)"
Vegeta: (pale white) Fun?! Fun like getting your heart ripped out and stuffed down your throat!
Goku: (elbows him) VEH-GEE!
Chuquita: I'm not sure whether this one was meant as a Corner request or a fic request. I'm thinking it's for an actual fic.
I have a couple more stories lined up first but I'm not sure if I could do this one without things turning ugly or not.
I think I'll write the ones I already have first (which is about 4 or 5) and then think about it....(to Veggie) Say
Veggie?
Vegeta: What Chu?
Chuquita: CAN male saiyajins get pregnant?
Vegeta: (avoiding eye-contact) I wouldn't know.
Goku: Wow, carrying a Veggie-baby in my tummy for 9 months....I don't think I could do that!
Vegeta: You're not GOING TO!
Chuquita: Nekoni had to have had the weirdest idea of the whole bunch. "Dress Goku and Veggie in BUBBLEWRAP!".
Vegeta: ...you must be kidding.
Goku: Nekoni....hey, she does me-n-Bulma stories, right?
Vegeta: (furious) YOU AND _WHO_!!!!
Goku: Bulma.
Vegeta: YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER KAKARROTTO! YOU HEAR ME!! (snorts) She's the only competent person I can lean on.
Goku: (sniffles) What about me?
Vegeta: (glows) Uhh, I lean on you too, but, for more, saiyajin-like reasons.
Goku: What'sa matter? Lil Veggie doesn't think I can understand his "feelings"? (lil smile)
Vegeta: (gets up) I'll be right back.
Chuquita: You know I actually was leaning towards the bubblewrap idea. But I think I'm going to start off with the
dancing idea for the next Corner instead. The fic after that I'll do "bubblewrap". Lost Book said I should bring
Chibi Veggie to the Corner, which I'll eventually do also. If you wanna read all the Corner ideas in their entirety, just
click on the "reviews" icon at the top of the page. (grins) I'd like to thank everyone for their contributions! And if
you couldn't get in before I sent this last part of the fic up then just leave your idea in your review or e-mail me at
lac31685@aol.com.
Vegeta: (returns again, sopping wet) (glares at Son) Why must you taunt me so?
Goku: (grins) You mean "haunt me so".
Vegeta: Both.
Goku: ?
Chuquita: (to audiance) The next fic I'm writing, like "Little Buddy" and "Just Like Me" deals with something that's
had a constant job in nearly all my fics. It's called "Kako-germs!" or "Kako-cooties!" I have yet to decide on the title.
Anyways, in a pre-summarized nutshell: Kako-germs. Based on a comic strip I wrote. Vegeta actually proves Goku's so called
kako-germs really exist. When the little creatures realize who's watching them they spring for a new home on the saiyajin
prince. How will Veggie get rid of them? What happens when he decides to NOT get rid of them? Will Goku be germ-less forever?
Vegeta: Ahh yes, the Kako-germs. Those little things living on Kakarrot that ZAP the host's knowledge and soften his brain
like an over-buttered pancake until it's all warm and gooey and everyone wants to hug it because it's so cute but they
wouldn't be caught dead hugging or squeezing it because it that person is a lower life-form and has no self-pride what-so-
-ever.
Chuquita: (confused) What?
Vegeta: Nevermind.
Chuquita: Well everybody, we'll see you next time when we have a special "Tango/Macerana/Funky Chicken/Polka/etc." Corner
theme.
Goku: (happily) And Veggie gets to wear a rose in his mouth!
Vegeta: What?
Chuquita: I hope to see you guys next time. If there is a next time.
Goku: (gawks) WHAT?!
Chuquita: I went to FF.net earlier today and I almost had a heart-attack when I clicked my name in the directory and it
said I don't exist. Nekoni also apparently does not exist anymore. I have to check everyone else to see who else is
"nonexistant" at the moment. If for some reason this is nothing more than a glitch I will merely go on with my business
when Xing uploads the new hardware. If not I'm going to e-mail everyone I know on FF.net along with the people who
actually run the site to find out what happened to my profile page. I'm still going to keep writing my stories like
nothing has happened, but it scared the bejeesus outta me!
Goku: Or the "bejeeta" out of you. (giggles at Veggie)
Vegeta: (groans)
Chuquita: I'm serious! I've been doing this stuff since November of '00! That's two years of stuff! I don't want to have
to start all over again. (nervous) Gosh I hope it's just a glitch! Or an error, or something temporary that has a backup
and can be fixed!
Goku: Aww, Chu-sama is scared.
Chuquita: YES I AM SCARED! (sighs) I hope this turns out oh-kay. It's the 16th right now. So I just have to wait out the
week and see what happens.
Goku: (gives her a hug) Don't worry Chu-sama, everything will be oh-kay.
Chuquita: (smiles) Aww, thanks Son-kun. (perks up) BTW, how'd everybody like my little cameo in today's story, eh?
Vegeta: (smirks) You specifically kept yourself from having conversation with me and Kakarrot, right?
Chuquita: Had to keep the story feeling real Veggie. The whole cameo thing came out of the blue to me too. At first I
was even tempted to use my real first name, but I decided just to stick with Chuquita for the cameo anyway.
Goku: So what is it?
Chuquita: Lauren. It means "VICTORIOUS ONE" and "GREAT ALMIGHTY HUMOR FANFIC WRITER!"
Vegeta: ...you made that last part up, didn't you?
Chuquita: Heeheehee, yes.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Cya next time everybody!
Goku: May your towellettes be moist and your pillows soft.
Vegeta: Another word of wisdom cuertosy of Kakarrot.
Goku: Silly Veggie!
