Twelve Things I'd do for you

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~



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Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~

Chapter 2: The Letters

Zim and 2-T had already gone back in the house preparing stuff. Zim's parents were gone, going to a convention for three months, so they had the whole house to them selves. 2-T found that the party they were throwing was kind of like a research study to her. Jhonen fanatics in their natural habitat. She chuckled at her own joke but then realized that this was a fact. No Butt-Ugly Martian fangirl had ever been at a Jhonen fangirl's party.

Zim sent a message to nine people, using her seagulls as messengers each with a letter that said:

"Dear (names of people that were chosen),

Hi! It's me! Zim! Me, G.I.R., Gaz, Dib, both, Almighty Tallest, and Invader Zim are throwing a big party for I.Z. fans. Soooo, will ya come? Please. Pretty Please. Pretty, Pretty Please. Everyone will be there (I hope).

Love,

Zim."

All with the exception of Galadriel Weasley who's letter also included;

"P.S. How are you doing? Dib's miserable here without ya. So you better come! I'm afraid Dib's gonna jump off a cliff if you say no. He misses you deeply."

Suddenly there was a sound that sounded like a jet just landed in the middle of the backyard. Both girls ran outside and when they saw what they saw 2-T's mouth dropped open. There in the middle of the backyard was a large ship called "The Massive" and two tall green aliens, one with purple eyes and one with red eyes, who were fighting over whether they landed in the right city or not.

"I'm telling you she used to live in Sacramento she now lives in San Francisco!" Purple yelled.

"You know what? Fine. But if we land up in a human biology lab I'm gonna personally kick your..." Red was soon cut off by Zim and Invader Zim.

"You came to the right place, my Tallest." said Invader Zim. 2-T turned her head to see a way much shorter alien with red eyes.

"See! I told ya so." Purple said. Red didn't say anything but stuck out his tung in defiance. Everyone went back into the house where G.I.R. was playing with Zim's stereos. Suddenly the doorbell rang and Zim went to get it. 9 seagulls and two humans walked in. The first human was a male who was pale, had ink-black hair, brown eyes, glasses, black pants, a not-so-smilely-face- T-Shirt, and a long black trench coat.

"Repent! Repent! Floss often!" Zim yelled at the top of her lungs which greatly disturbed 2-T.

"Goobers or Raisenets. Goobers or Raisenets. Squeak once for yes. Who has stolen my cheese? Answer me or don't." The boy said with no spirt at all.

"2-T this is my friend Dib. Dib this is my cousin 2-T." Zim said.

"Hey." Dib said mournfully.

"He had to move away from his girlfriend and he hasn't recovered since." Zim whispered as Dib sat on the couch.

The second human was a female and she also had pale skin. She had purple hair, a purple skirt, and a skull necklace.

"This is Dib's sister, Gaz." Zim pointed out to her cousin. Gaz took a seat next to her brother eyes glued to the little screen of her GameSlave.

"Look! Our mail's here!" Zim said when she notice the seagulls. Zim took the first seagull's message and read it out loud:

"Dear Zim,

PLEASE TELL ME YOU AIN'T JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!G.I.R.!!!!!!!!! Sure I will come. Heck I am on the way right now once I get my Jetpack working. Tell everyone I said hey and I will be there soon.

Sincerely yours,

Dark Demon G.I.R."

"Dark Demon G.I.R.?" 2-T said amazed. "Are all names like that?"

"Well, kind of." Zim replied.

"What's D.D.G.I.R. talking about?" Dib said.

"I'm throwin' a party. That's what! I got invitations out and everything and people are expecting both of you to be there so you can't go and sulk in your room." Zim got up to give the seagulls a pile of left over squid from last night for the seagulls to eat. While they were eating she took the next message and after reading it replied, "Kami's gonna be there too." Zim took the next message from the third seagull. It read:

"Dear Zim,

Hell yeah! I'd love to come! YAY! I can't wait! Oh, the pure insanity of it all! Whee! What's all gonna happen? Just wonderin'. Okay I gotta go run around the base now. Whoosh!

Love,

Invader Zine: The DEAD Lord Of All Humans!

P.S. How's Dib?"

The forth letter came back like this:

"Zim,

You're damn right I'm going! Just tell me where to go and I'll be there in a flash!

--Invader Dim"

Zim went up to the fifth seagull, untied the letter and it read:

"Dear Zim,

YEZ!!

Love Candy,

XOXO "

Zim turned to her cousin and said, "We all call her Candy but her fanfiction.net name is Toon Warrior.

The 6th letter replied:

"Dear Zim,

Sure, I'll be there. It'l be great to see everyone again and stuff. I'm looking forward to being there. I'll bring stuff.

Sincerely,

TheMadnessDog aka 'G.E.G'"

"I always liked that G.E.G human." Invader Zim said. Zim rolled her eyes as if to say Gee I wonder why?

She took the 7th letter and it said and paused for a moment.

"Well, what's it say? Who is it from?" Dib said.

"This is by Zimmy Kid. She wrote something about parties and how she loves them and she's bringing sugar, skittles, and Airheads." Zim then tossed that aside and got the 8th letter which read:

"Dear Zim,

Is Jhonen gonna be there?! Hehehe, corse I'll go! :p

Love (eww, not really)

LiL Kitten ^;^"

Zim sighed. Lil Kitten and Zim (who was known as MiriahoftheWind on Fanfiction.net) were more obsessed about Jhonen then any other fan girl. Zim put the message aside and brought up the last message. This one read:

"Dear Zim and Friends,

Hello to all of you! I really miss you all. Especially Dib. I miss you so very much Dib! I miss you deeply also. Of corse I will come to the party. I wouldn't miss it for the world. I wish I could see you guys more often. It is so hard not talking to you guys. I still can't believe you all had to move. It will be great seeing you. See you then!! Oh, and Dib, please don't jump off a cliff. I would die without you.

Miss you all a lot, Your Good friend,

Galadriel Weasley" At the bottom of this note was another one that said

"For Dib's eyes only!!!!!!

If you read this and are not Dib, then your head will explode!!!!

This means you Zim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dib instantly brightened up yelling in pure Happy Noodle Boy spirt, "I am now the Noodle Boy that flies!!!!!!!!! I am like a flying potato!!!! Ker-pooh!!!!!!!!!"

"I wonder what Zim she's talking about." Zim replied.

"Probably Invader Zim. He's the one with the big mouth." Dib said.

"Well, aren't you going to read it?" Invader Zim growled.

"No, it's Dib's. We don't have any right to read it if Galadriel doesn't want it to be ..." Zim never finished her last sentence because everyone else 'dog-piled' her for the note. Dib managed to crawl out with the note. He was chased all the way back to his house and up to his room by everyone except for Zim and 2-T. He slammed the door shut and locked it. Then he went to his window and locked that too. After doing that he stopped to catch his breath and sat down to read Galadriel's note:

"P.S. Dib, I will love you forever and ever. No matter how far apart we live, I will remember you forever. You are my first, and only, ever boyfriend. Don't tell this to any of the others. Don't show it to them either. I don't want them reading this." Dib understand that Galadriel wanted to keep this private and tucked the letter deep in the pocket of his trench coat.

"I promise." he said as he looked out the window towards the east where undoubtedly Galadriel was looking towards the west. He said this as though he were talking to her right now. Hearing her musical voice and seeing her silver-gray eyes.

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