Twelve Things I'd do for you

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~



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Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~

Chapter 5: KABOOM

"Like do what, Kami?" Invader Dim said.

"We have to do something......" Dib said trailing off. He pulled out his laptop that rested on the sofa, went on the Internet, while saying, "Man, am I doing something. There! She's playing at the Oakland Colosseum! At 8:00 p.m."

"Well, don't just stand there like a bunch of drunken clowns! Let's go!" Candy said.

"Go and do what?" they all turned around to see MiriahoftheWind's (aka Zim. That's right. This is and SI!!) sister TessaoftheRain.

"We're going to kill Brittney Spears! Go away!" Zim snapped.

"Who are all these people? Didn't mom say no to your party idea?" Tessa said.

"Yes, but she's not gonna know about that, is she?" Zim said. Tessa took one look at G.I.R., squeed, and hug him.

"I'll take that as a yes. What's wrong, Zimmy Kid?"

"It's him! He ate all my airheads!" Zimmy Kid said pointing at G.E.G.

"So? Didn't anyone teach you the best time for dooming is when your high on sugar?" Sashi said.

"That's not the point! Now what am I gonna eat?"

"Look! We're wasting time! Are we gonna kill Brittney for keeping Jhonen against his will or not?" LiL Kitten asked.

"But aren't WE keeping him against his will?" D.D.G.I.R. asked back.

"Well, we're aren't keeping him for ransom." Invader Zine said. Zim and the ten guest stood up.

"Who is he, anyway?" 2-T asked.

"What do ya mean who is he? He's JHONEN VASQUEZ! The great creator of Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac? Don't you watch T.V.?"

"Of course I do! I watch the Butt-Ugly Martians and stuff." Every person stared at her as though she were crazy and then, one-by-one, left for Invader Zim's voot-crusier.

"Was it something I said?" 2-T asked, a little hurt.

"No, just ignore them. Aren't you coming, 2-T?" Zim said.

"Sure. " 2-T said happily.

"Oh! Why don't we take 'Nny along with us?" LiL Kitten said.

"Everybody! Say it with me and wiggle: Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasslehoff can fly!" G.E.G. yelled for the whole city to hear.

"What?" 2-T asked.

"It's a Happy Noodle Boy quote." Zim said. Soon twelve fans, Dib, Gaz, Invader Zim, Johnny, and G.I.R. crammed themselves into Invader Zim's Voot-Crusier. They arrived at the Colosseum in Oakland where the evil Brittney Spears was.

"Who are you?" Brittney asked.

"What do you mean 'who are you?'? Isn't it obvious who I am?" Invader Zim said.

"I'm too important to know you." Brittney said, "Besides I've gotta find that guy who escaped from me."

"Why? Isn't obvious he was miserable." D.D.G.I.R.

"Yeah, but being on the road a lot doesn't give you enough time to diss all the freaks out there.......so I thought I'd bring one along."

"How dare you treat Jhonen as though he's a freak. Don't you see his greatness?!?!?" Sashi yelled.

"Greatness? He can't be any greater than me. Oh. My. God. Look at his head. It is sooo huge."

"1. Do you not SEE that Jhonen is the Almighty Master of Creativity? Huh? Do you not see that see that GOD HIMSELF gave him such divine skill to create the greatest show in the universe? I mean if it wasn't for Jhonen who would create Dib? Huh? 2.Where would we be with out Dib? We would be slaves to evil Irken Empire and they would probably use are planet as a parking structure planet! I mean, and just look at Dib! Can't you see how cute he is?" Kami retorted.

"He's gotta big head." Brittney said not really paying attention to anyone but herself.

"Alright! That dose it! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" In that moment Kami pulled out her laser-gun. Candy yelled, "YOU INVOKE MY WRATH?! PREPARE TO EAT RUBBER, STINK HUMAN!!" she then let out a war cry and hit Brittney Spears with a giant inflatable bat. Fortunately (for us that is) rubber doesn't mix well with silicon and with that Ms. Spears exploded with a KABOOM and Candy aka Toon Warrior saves the day. Everyone else hopped into Invader Zim's voot-cruiser and heads home only to find a wonderful surprise.

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