Twelve Things I'd do for you
by
~Miriah~of~the~Wind~
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Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.
by
~Miriah~of~the~Wind~
Chapter 8: When Happy Noodle Boy Quoters Attack
"I have no idea what your talking about." G.E.G. said.
"You damn well know what I'm talking about! It's about me being a B.U.M. fan isn't it?" 2-T snapped. It was more than obvious that she knew what was going on.
"It's not our fault you have a lousy taste in shows." Lil Kitten said.
"I mean, you don't see Butt-Ugly Martian fans going off to your fics and flaming you. You think that we're the evil ones? You guys are the ones going off and worshiping the ground of some 28 year old goth who writes about destroying a race YOU happen to be part of." 2-T knew that was the wrong thing to say since insults only brought more insults but she was too upset to care. Anyone in her position would be.
"YOU DARE INSULT JHONEN!!!!" Lil Kitten yelled with rage, "You mother fuckin' bastard! Why if you weren't Zim's cousin I'd take my pool stick and shove it up your...." Lil Kitten never finished her sentence because in the next moment Zim and Tessa came down.
"What's going here?" Zim said.
"Looks like a fight is going on here." Tessa said.
"I know that!" Zim snapped.
"The why'd you ask?"
"Never mind." Zim said.
"You think I'm weaker just because I'm a B.U.M. fan? I can take you on!" 2-T asked.
"Bring it on, Human Filth!" Lil Kitten said and in the next moment Zim came between them and got smacked.
"You okay, Zim?" Lil Kitten asked.
"Yeah, I'm cool." Zim said and then in a couple of seconds there was a sound of rioting and chaos outside.
"What is it?" 2-T asked when she saw the look on Zim's face.
"Preps." Zim muttered loud enough for everyone to hear. She ran out the door with everyone trailing her. There was about ten or fifteen of them that surrounded the place, egging the windows so that it stained and throwing toilet paper everywhere so that it hung in the perfectly well-taken care of trees.
"Well, looky here. The rat came out of her hole." One of the girls said as she stepped forward.
"You're trespassing on my property. I command you to leave or else I'll call the Earth-Authorities!" Zim said. Zim wasn't one to start waves but if the sea of life got rough then she wasn't one to just sit around and get blown away.
"Oh, the cops." she said while rolling her eyes.
"I mean it Maria." Zim said taking a step forward.
"You gothic-wannabe bitch." Maria sneered also taking a step forward.
"This coming from a wanna-be cheerleader who never quite made it? Really. I thought you had much tact then that." Zim countered sarcastically.
"Tact and sarcasm. Much like the rest of us and you. It's because your sarcastic all the time that only PROVES that tact is for the better of us."
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Zim anticipated once again. Angered at not having anything to say Maria pushed Zim so hard that she fell on the concrete of her own house. Her own home. Her own Fortress. At this Candy took out the great rubber bat that she defeated Brittney Spears with and smacked Maria with it.
"FOOLISH EARTH MONKEYS!!!!! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO YOU SPEAK TO!!!!!" D.D.G.I.R. said, "DON'T YOU SEE THIS GIRL SAVED INVADER ZIM FROM CERTAIN TORTUROUS ANNIHILATION!!!!"
"My Good-ness, gracious! That's all she talks about too! It's Johnny this and Invader Zim that! Oh and ALWAYS with Jhonen! What is with your obsessiveness?!?!?"
"Isn't it obvious why?" 2-T said, " It's because to be in the same area of another Jhonen fan never the less an Invader Zim fan is extremely rare thing. Plus the fact that the majority of Jhonen's fans are, well, socially challenged. Most of them are loners like Johnny, some aren't, but that how most people understand most of the characters because those character, like them, have a hard time of people understanding them. And people in turn make fun of those fans BECAUSE they are different. It's a horrible thing about life.
(A/N: This next paragraph is still 2-T talking but I want you to know that what she says about Zim exactly what is happening to me.)
Take my cousin Zim for example. Ever since she was an Invader Zim fan she had to be alone. She was always alone. It wasn't until she was 13 that she found out about fanfiction.net yet still how do think she felt about it? Most of her fellow fans spread across the United States like ashes across the sea? To have most of the people who understand her and her hopes and crushes and depressions to be miles away from each other and considering they're telling the truth of where they're REALLY are from. Some are from: Tampa, Florida, Chicago, Illinois, New York, New York, Los Anglos, California. All knowing the fact that they'll probably never see each other, ever!"
"And I should care what some skank from Florida feels like, why?" Maria said.
G.E.G. shouted, "Under such extreme heat, wear and degradation is inevitable!! Parts break after overuse!! And THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them, you sacks of bladder waste!!!!"
"What's wrong with HIM?!?!" yelled one of the preps. They eyed TheMadnessDog and backed away.
"Don't let him fool you! He's just bluffing." Maria yelled at them yet the preps backed away.
"Go forth and become a happy cabbage!" Galadriel yelled.
"Hey, dog entity! Rise us and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon!!" yelled Lil Kitten. 2-T stopped and thought for a moment, what did her cousin quote almost all the time when her parents weren't around.
Finally 2-T remembered saying, "Ahem! Meow! Meow! Meow! Cat Chow!! Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind numbing expulsions of wicked noise! Grr!! CHEESE!! I sense your envy of my neck!! And I don't blame you!! DROOOOOL over my magical powers!! I have powers pinto beans can only dream of! Wanna see me pull a tapeworm outta my ass?!! Huh!?!" Even Maria couldn't stand a Happy Noodle Boy quote THAT powerful. They all ran away and the group now though differently about 2-T, even if she was a B.U.M. fan.
"Now, back to our little game." Zim said smiling. deal?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
