Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.
by
~Miriah~of~the~Wind~
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Chapter 9: Spin-The-Bottle (Part 1)
(A/N: Ok, I've been having trouble with the names so from now on, because I said so. I am MiriahoftheWind, or Miriah if your too lazy to type it out. Invader Zim is called Zim because he is Zim.)
"Um, sorry about...ya know." G.E.G. said. 2-T smiled and replied apology accepted.
"Oh, and guys....What in the world is Happy Noodle Boy?"
"He's a little insane stick figure who is drawn by Johnny C. or as he's known through the comic industry Johnny the Homicidal Maniac." Galadriel replied.
"Uh huh, now what's Johnny about?"
"Johnny is about a homicidal maniac who's lost in the world and everyday he is pelted with assholes who annoy him to the point where he can't take it any more and he kills people." LiL Kitten said, "He's right over there." 2-T looked over to see very skinny man who had very light brown skin and dark blue hair. He wore just black or white and he had natural black lines around his eyes.
(A/N: I took this description from the I Feel Sick comic where it shows part of the date before Devi says, "It's so pretty when your looking down of THEM." So I got to see Johnny in color.)
"What's I Feel Sick ?" 2-T ask.
"That's the comic which relates to Devi who is the only person Johnny wanted to kill but got away. It's like SQUEE! except that one is about Johnny's next-door neighbor Todd Casil who's called Squee." Miriah said. At the mention that Johnny tried to kill her Devi moved to the other side of the wall. Devi was very pale and had purple hair into pigtails.
"You know, I think it would more fun to just watch you guys." 2-T said smiling at Jhonen. She would just imagine how everyone was going to react to the bottle.
"Who's going first?" Sashi said. Then everyone turned around and looked at Jhonen.
"What are you looking at me for? Oh, oh no. No. Not happening." They continued to smile and look at Jhonen.
"Oh, do I have too?" Jhonen said. He really didn't want to go first. Everyone nodded and Jhonen took the bottle and gave it a spin. The bottle turned in a incredibly fast speed. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned.
Finally it slowed and stopped on............Sashi. Sashi blushed so hard that she turned a nice strawberry red.
(A/N: I like strawberries. They're my favorite fruit!)
Jhonen could just smiled politely as it was already obvious that she was nervous.
"Woo! Go Sashi!" Invader Zine said. Toon Warrior just sat there watching and eating sour skittles.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LiL Kitten said at the top of her lungs.
"Go Sashi! " Galadriel Weasley. Kami also laughed since Jhonen had to kiss one of his scary fan-girls. They both leaned forward yet Sashi was a really, really hesitant. So Jhonen just leaned forward and locked his lip's onto her's for about 10 seconds. Sashi blushed after the kiss. She took the bottle and gave it another spin and this one turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned. And it turned until it landed on Dib. Sashi let out an "IEEEEE!" A small stem of jealousy swept through Galadriel like a passing earthquake. Candy took one look at upset and sulking in a corner and started laughing her head off. Sashi was shy trying to kiss Dib too, but not as shy as she was with Jhonen. She was the one who had to lean forward. Dib took the bottle and gave it a twirl. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. And it twirled. Then it finally pointed at Candy. Invader Zine glared at Candy and said, "Awe." Sashi smiled on how amusing this would me. Galadriel and Kami were not pleased with the results.
"Whoo! I get to kiss the Dib-man!" Candy said. Galadriel was once again upset but not as much as last time because she knew that Candy liked Zim better. Kami wasn't pleased on how the bottle just wouldn't point at her when Dib spun it. Dib blushed at this and Candy pulled him forward and gave him a kiss. Candy then took the bottle and spined it and started praying to God. God had heard her and through his mighty mightiness that is mighty the bottle stopped. Candy opened her eyes and saw her target. Zim.
"Go for it!" Sashi said.
"He's got green skin!" Invader Zine said.
"You go girl!" Kami said. Galadriel for once in the game was happy for Candy but remembering Toon Warrior's spirit she kinda felt sorry for Zim. Once again big hearts practically popped out of Candy's eyes. Out of nowhere paper hearts hung from the ceiling, cupid statues erected from the basement, a dining table with chocolate dipped strawberries took it's place, red candles were lit, and the lights were toned down.
(A/N: Whether you guys know this or not Candy asked me when she kissed Zim everything romantic just pops out of no-where.
Fun Fact on MiriahoftheWind: I consider chocolate-dipped strawberries to be the most romantic food out there. Giving some to me is a automatic sign that you love me. ^___^)
"Hit it G.I.R." Candy said. G.I.R. gave Candy and Zim the "thumbs-up" sign and then put on Enya's "Only Time". Zim looked at G.I.R. as though he just played his death music.
"I'm rrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddyyyyy." Candy said in her sing-song kind of voice. Zim turned around to see Candy in one hell of a getup. She had a sparkling purple dress on that was strapless but not showing anything that would make this fic 'R' rated. The dress went down to her thighs. Her brown hair was pulled up with purple gems that were, in fact, Amethyst. On her lips was shiny lipstick that was blood red as if it were meant to show where she left her mark.
Zim was reaching for his "Self-Destruct" button when Candy grabbed him and hugged him before he can.
"Awww.....come here my little Zimmy-doll!! You look so cute with those big ruby eyes!!" Zim's eyes were wide from having the oxygen squeezed out of him like a vacuum.
"Now let's have some lovin'!!!!" Zim want to scream from pure terror but then he said.
"Um, if it's anything to you.... I'd like to kiss you away from the public." Zim said nervously.
"Well...O.K. but you better be a little frisky if we do." Candy said. Zim nodded and they headed for the closet that was across the room. Candy went in first and Zim slammed the door behind him, keeping Candy in there. Candy sat there waiting. She thought it is all just a cute little joke Zim was playing on her. Most of the guys eyed Zim as though he was a traitor. Zim spun the bottle and this time it pointed at Zimmy Kid. Sashi looked at the situation and thought it would be cute to see this. Galadriel sat there and watched.
Invader Zine said, "Hey! They got the same name! Weird!"
"No, not really. He's Zim and she's Zimmy Kid. There kinda the same name." Kami stated.
Miriah went to the closet and said, "Candy what are you doing?"
"Twiddling my thumbs and humming." Candy yelled. Zim looked at Zimmy Kid for a second and they leaned over and kissed. TheMadnessDog a.k.a. G.E.G. took the bottle and gave it a whirl. It pointed strait at Kami. G.E.G. put on a look that said "I'm scared". Galadriel was neutral about this.
"This ought ta be good." Sashi said. D.D.G.I.R. giggled and Invader Dim rolled her eyes.
"Ooooh! They make such a cute couple!" Invader Zine said. Miriah went over to the closet again and asked, "Candy, how are you doin' in there."
"I'm doing fine. I'm playin' solitaire." Candy answered still smiling. G.E.G. tried not to flinch and he and Kami leaned over and kissed. Kami blushed a little at this. It lasted about two seconds. Kami then turned the bottle and it pointed to Dib. Miriah got up and went to the closet again.
"Howz it goin'?" Miriah asked.
"Good. Hey, did you know that I have the exact same coat size?" Candy said still happy. Miriah made her way back to the game while 2-T and Tessa stared at the closet and rolled their eyes.
"This should be good too." Sashi said.
"Awwwwe!" Invader Zine said while she once again glared at Kami. Galadriel seemed a little shocked at first as though it didn't quite make it through her mind what was happening. Didn't I tell her to stay away from my Dibby? was the thought that ran through her mind. This was different than the other girls kissing Dib. You see Kami had been there just as long as Galadriel. She KNEW for a VERY long time that Dib was considered HER Dib. It was perfectly alright for Kami to have a crush but to KISS him when she knew they were in a relationship? Now that was wrong. Miriah saw some anger that not even a psychiatrist could calm down.
"Um, you seem to be the strongest here so you might want to restrain her." Miriah said to Johnny, "Unless you want this to be like one of those 'Jerry Springer' episodes." Johnny nodded in agreement. It was annoying to Johnny how everyone argued about everything on that show. Galadriel was about to give one lunged at Kami when Johnny came around and grabbed her.
"Remember it's only a game." Johnny said. Galadriel nodded and repeated the sentence although to Galadriel it was more than a game. It was a challenge on who got to keep The Dib. Kami leaned forward and, to Galadriel's disgust, took a REALLY long time. When this was over Johnny let Galadriel go and Galadriel gave Kami the dirtiest look she could make up. Kami blushed furiously. Dib took the bottle and gave it a spin. It now pointed at Invader Zine. Miriah got up and went to the closet. She could hear Candy listening to the portable T.V. in the closet. It was now playing an infomercial and you could hear Candy ordering a product over a cell phone and is giving the number of a credit card she just found that belong to MiriahoftheWind.
"Candy?"
"Um, could you hold for a sec, yeah I want the green one. Yes?"
"Are you ordering something using my credit card?"
"Yes. It's those instant egg things that you pop in the micro wave and it makes perfect eggs."
"Is it the one where if you also shake it you get perfect scrambled eggs?"
"Yeah."
"Could you order the purple one for me?"
"Sure." Candy answered and Miriah left as Candy continued her call. Miriah went back to her game and everyone else stared at the closet in pure amazement. They soon focused back on Invader Zine kissing Dib.
"She better watch out for Dib's gurl!" Sashi said to Jhonen and pointed at Galadriel who was upset by how many girls got to kiss her Dibby when she didn't. Kami was still blushing from when Dib kissed her. Invader Zine was shocked. She pulled Dib closer to her and savored the moment as his lips touched hers. When they pulled away from each other and then she became all calm and she smiled a big smile. Galadriel noticed that she was also trying to scoot closer to Dib so she got between the two and sat next to Dib. Then Kami went and sat on the other side. Invader Zine gave Galadriel and Kami a colly look and then turned the bottle. This time it pointed at G.I.R. Miriah went back to the closet.
"Candy, what are you doing?" she asked.
"Juggling stuff." Candy answered and indeed she was. She was juggling various items that were big and small while bouncing a soccer ball on her head.
"Aww! This is gonna be cute!" Sashi said. G.I.R. looked very happy. D.D.G.I.R. looked a little envious. Kami looked like she was going to explode with laughter. Invader Zine and G.I.R. shared a kiss and Invader Zine said, "Freeeeeezy!" After all G.I.R. was made of metal and it was cold. G.I.R. took the bottle and spun it. It pointed at D.D.G.I.R.
"This will be even cuter! Yay!" Sashi said.
"Hey!...They got the same name too! Uh...sort of...never mind." Invader Zine said and then she sat quietly.
"Isn't it cute Dibby? They're in love." Galadriel said. Dib nodded and everyone else watched. D.D.G.I.R. batted her eyelashes and there kissed ended with a POP! Kami flinched when Galadriel called Dib "Dibby".
"O.K.! My turn!" Zimmy Kid said but Miriah stopped her.
"Not yet we have one more kiss we have to get out of the way first. Miriah got up and everyone followed her. Johnny picked Invader Zim up and held him tight.
"Hey! What is it?" Zim yelled. Miriah and the others went to the closet. Miriah unlocked and opened the door and there was Candy. In regular clothes and sleeping in a coat which was already hung up on the hanger.
"Oy! Toon Warrior! Wake up!" Kami said softly. Candy stirred for a moment and then opened her eyes.
"ZIMMY-DOLL!!!!!!!" she said lightly. Zim struggled but it was all in vain since Johnny was WAY stronger than Zim could ever be. Candy got down off the coat hanger and kissed him passionately while wrapping her finger around one of his antenna.
"Hmmm, not bad. Not bad as all. You kiss as good as you look." Invader Zim said when Candy pulled back from her kiss.
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