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Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~

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Chapter 10: Spin-the-Bottle (Part 2)

Everyone then sat down around the bottle again. Zimmy Kid took the bottle and gave it a spin. It pointed right at TheMadnessDog. Galadriel cocked an eye at this. Invader Zine slurped on her Brain Freezy and everyone except Miriah stared at her.

"What?" Invader Zine said.

"Where did you get the Brain-Freezy?" Kami asked.

"Snacks cabinet, above freezer." Miriah pointed.

"Hey, I like snacks!" Purple said as everyone got up to get something. When everyone settled down they saw that Candy now had an annoyed Zim beside her. She had handcuffed them together so Zim couldn't escape.

"Why did you handcuff yourselves together?" 2-T asked in confusion.

"Because we love each other so." Candy replied.

"Speak for your self, pathetic little Earth-Monkey!" Zim riposted.

"Go Zimmy Kid! Whoo!" Candy said cheerfully.

"Hurrah." Zim said without any spirit.

"Aww dey is just sho cute." Sashi said. Zimmy Kid blushed and she and G.E.G. leaned over and kissed.

"My turn!" D.D.G.I.R2 said. She took the bottle and it spined at Red.

"Awww." G.I.R. said. Sashi was trying her hardest not to laugh at the sight but she thought it was cute anyway.

"HAHAHAH!!! Red has to kiss a robot!" Candy taunted. Red to out a laser and shot it at Candy but she ducked in time, "Nah, nah! Ya missed me!" At that moment Red threw the laser GUN at Candy and knocked her out. As she lay unconscious Zim ordered G.I.R. and commanded him to cut off the handcuffs.

D.D.G.IR2 and Red shared a kiss and afterwards Red said, "Your cold!"

"Aww, somebody needs a hug!!" she said and she gave Red a hug squishing his squeedly spooch.

"Oooh! Dose this mean your royal now?" Invader Zine said. Everyone looked at Invader Zine as though she just asked the dumbest question in the world.

"Yay! It's my turn!" Tenna said happily. She spun the bottle and it pointed at Red.

"Grevy!" Sashi yelled. Everyone turned and stared at her.

"Oh! How sweet!" Sashi said. G.I.R. had just finished chopping away at the handcuffs and freed his master. Zim picked up G.I.R. and quietly sneaked away. Miriah noticed this and smiled. Oh, do you think you will escape my fanfictional powers. I don't think you will Zim, I don't think you will. Miriah got up for a second and went back to her room and came back down with her laptop. Johnny, who didn't really like contact with other people slouched back a bit but Tenna who was happy all the time for some strange reason pulled him toward her and gave him a big o' smooch.

"That was fun wasn't it Spooky?" Tenna said happily to her little toy. Spooky squeaked in response. Johnny looked incredibly annoyed.

"Well?" Invader Dim said.

"Well, what?" Johnny replied.

"You have to spin the bottle now." 2-T explained. Johnny sighed while the though 'I'm gonna really hate this' played through his mind. He took the bottle and gave it a light spin and it ended up pointing to Devi: The Girl Who Lived and kicked his ass while she was at it.

(A/N: Yeah, I'm Harry Potter obsessed but not as much as I'm obsessed with Jhonen. *drools over many, many pictures of Jhonen*)

"Go Devi!" Lil Kitten said expect one hell of a show. Sashi just couldn't stop giggling and went "Awwwww." Galadriel was very happy for the couple but sort of sorry for Devi.

"Oooo! This outta be gooooood!" Candy said while munching on popcorn.

"I thought...never mind." Invader Zine said. 2-T stared in confusion. Everyone seemed to think this as a big deal.

"Miriah what's going on?" she asked.

"Well, in Johnny the Homicidal Maniac issue #2, Johnny goes out with Devi and they have a really good time and Devi made him really happy which is extremely rare for 'Nny. So he tries to kill her since relationships always start off great but then they just end in breaking up. He called it 'Immortalizing the Moment' but instead of killing her like he does to everyone she kicked his ass and ran like hell where she locked herself up in her apartment and didn't come out for a REALLY long time. Everyone wants them to pair up again because they did really make a cute couple." Miriah answered. Johnny leaned forward as though this would be no problem at all. Devi on the other hand was as nervous as can be and she hesitated a lot. When they did finally come together it for two seconds and they separated quickly and went on the other sides of the room. Johnny was blushing afterwards.

"Awwww. that's so sweet!" Sashi said. Devi gave the bottle a twirl and this time it pointed to Dib. Lil Kitten snicked a bit and Sashi let out even more insane cackling.

"I didn't know ya like older women, Dib." Candy said and then Candy cringed at the presence of a enraged Galadriel Weasley who looked like she was going to do the Aveda Kadavra Spell.

"I-I was just k-kidding Dib," Candy replied sounding like Professor Quirrell and laughing nervously, "Carry on!" Invader Zine sulked a little, "Awwwe! Cute!"

Galadriel was quite upset because she wanted Dib for herself. After they kissed Galadriel told Devi, "You will leave The Dib alone."

"What do you have some kind of claim on him?" Devi asked jokingly.

"No, no my friend, you WILL leave the Dib alone. He's MY paranormal agent, NOT YOURS!!!!" Galadriel shouted. Devi backed up a few spots.

"Are you going to give him a name tag that says 'Property of Galadriel Weasley' on it?" 2-T asked.

"Maybe." Galadriel said as she sat down next to Dib. Suddenly a plot hole appeared out of nowhere on the ceiling and out dropped G.I.R. and Zim.

(A/N: The plot hole idea came from Invader Ally and Jessie's When you abuse the right to write SI one of the funniest stories I've ever read. You should read it too.) Zim looked at Miriah. She typing furiously on her laptop. She looked up at Zim, "What? I'm writing my Harry Potter story."

(A/N: I am in the process of writing a Harry Potter story called Miriah of the Wind. Although you may not like Harry Potter much I've also implanted hundreds of little jokes referring to JTHM, IZ, SQUEE!, IFS, and Jhonen. If you would R/R it I'll be so happy I'll bake you a cake! G.I.R. QUOTE!!!!!

"I'm bakin' the cake!" -- Bestest Friend)

Zim sighed sat down and spun the bottle. Once again it pointed at Toon Warrior.

"Poor Zim." Galadriel said in sympathy. Invader Zine had already left the room in fear of scary romantic stuff popping out of nowhere again. Sashi looked down at her perfectly normal human worm feet and started to pick at the carpet.

"Aww, my bees..." she quoted. 2-T who also fear romantic stuffed yelled, "Tell me when it's over" and ran down to the basement looking for sodas that needed freezing.

"Hey! What is this?! I already kissed you!" Invader Zim pointed out.

"Gee! What a coincidence! Looks like we'll just have to do it again!" Candy said. Sashi, who had the mind of a fangirl who like nothing better than to smother Zim in kisses picked up the bottle to find a tiny device on it.

"This bottle is rigged!" Invader Zine and 2-T came out of there hiding places and everyone suspiciously turned and stared at Candy. She was holding a small remote control and she quickly tossed away.

"Rigged?! Who would do such a thing?!...........Maybe we should just continue on..." Miriah who was tired of just sitting around and watching picked up the bottle and gave it a twirl. It pointed to Purple.

"Yum!" Sashi said.

"Yay!! Miriah gets a turn!! WHOO!" Candy cheered.

"Yay Miriah! Woo!" Invader Zine emboldened. Miriah leaned over and gave the Purple Almighty Tallest a big smooch. Now it had come to be Purple's turn. He rubbed his hands together and spun the bottle. Unfortunately for him it pointed to Candy. 2-T laughed so hard she almost fell off of the couch she was sitting on. Sashi was also laughing for some strange reason and Invader Zine, the DEAD lord of all humans was giggling. Galadriel had a confused look on her face wondering what the hell was fate thinking.

"Whee!!" Candy said as she jumped on Purple and kissed him, "Ya know, my favorite color is purple!"

"Great....Just..great." Purple said feeling sorry for Zim. How could he stand this girl? The Tallest thought. Sashi picked up the bottle and gave it a spin. It ended up pointing at the G.E.G.

"Woohoo!" Invader Zine yelled.

"Go Sashi!" 2-T said. Candy was still hugging Purple "....and we'll eat skittles and chase rabid monkeys and....Oh! Did I tell ya about my bobble-head collection?"

"SOMEBODY PLEASE GET ME A CROWBAR!!!!" Sashi was in a silly mood so she blushed furiously and said, "Meeeeeeh." she kissed him cute and sweetly. TheMadnessDog ended up blushing too.

"Tacos!" SwEeTiNsAnItY yelled.

(A/N: That's all for this chapter. Sorry it took so long but ya know May is when always the busiest time of year because of projects and all. Now YOU the almighty readers may take part of this fic. Not the way Lil Kitten or TheMadnessDog does but it's a part all the same. Now you know that Sashi a.k.a. SwEeTiNsAnItY and Candy a.k.a. Toon Warrior are in a never ending battle for Zim's love so who would you like to keep Zim? Please include this in your review. I'll get the next chapter posted soon. --MiriahoftheWind)

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