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Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.
by
~Miriah~of~the~Wind~
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Chapter 11: Spin-the-Bottle (part 3 and the last part)
"Tacos?" 2-T said in pure amazement.
"I like tacos and sandwiches." Sashi replied back.
"Hello floor! Make me a sandwich!" MiriahoftheWind, Dark Demon G.I.R2, Kami, Galadriel Weasley, Invader Zine, Invader Dim, TheMadnessDog, Zimmy Kid, Lil Kitten, and SwEeTiNsAnItY chorused.
"Um, okayyyyyy, I don't mean to sound ignorant but what are you guys quoting now?" 2-T asked for she notice that everyone said this in a high-pitched voice instead of their usual Happy Noodle Boy voice.
"We're quoting G.I.R. Next to Happy Noodle Boy, G.I.R. is the most quoted thing ever!" Lil Kitten said.
"Whoo! I like happy noodles!" G.I.R. said on the top of his lungs, "And noodles with little hearts on them!" At this everyone soon was going, "Awwwwww." and they continued their Spin-The-Bottle. Miriah feeling the need to do something took the bottle and spun it. This time it pointed at TheMadnessDog. Candy was sitting by The Almighty Tallest Purple who had just pried Candy off of him ten minutes ago.
"Don't you have somewhere else to go?" he said annoyed.
"Nah. Why? Intrested in seeing that collection now?" Candy said excited.
The Tallest groaned and replied, "Maybe later."
"Oh! How sweet!" Invader Zine said as she took a sip out of a Code Red soda that appeared under the super-powers of obsessed Invader Zim fanfiction writers.
"Yay!" Sashi cried and with that MiriahoftheWind leaned over and gave TheMadnessDog a kiss. After this G.E.G. blushed and Miriah giggled a giggle that to any other Jhonen fan would be cute but to a total stranger of these things such as 2-T this giggle was kind of the one you found when you were visiting the Napa Hospital for the Mentally Unstable. Miriah once again took the bottle and ended up having to kiss Johnny. Miriah blushed a rose color and Johnny backed away a bit. Miriah noticed this with great surprised and started to look sad. Of course she was faking it but Johnny fell for it and muttered, "I guess so." and came a little closer.
"Isn't he the Homicidal Maniac?" 2-T whispered to Candy who was eatting Butterfinger BBs.
"Yeah, what da ya know? He is! Whoo!!!" she replied with her mouth full.
"Have fun." Sashi said.
"Go Miriah!" Inavder Zine cheered. Galadriel just smiled. Miriah leaned over and gave him a kiss. Galadriel who got tired of waiting to kiss her man decided to take matters into her own hands.
"Chibi! Get off my head!" she yelled. Chibi was Candy's pet monkey and was resting on Galadriel for a while. Galadriel spun the bottle and it pointed to Johnny.
"Awe! They're so cute together!" Invader Zine said in a sort of fake kind of happiness.
"Don't even think about. I'm not giving up Dib." Galadriel said bluntly causing Invader Zine to scowl.
"Hey! Dib 'n Johnny are kinda like the same..." Sashi started but she was cut off by LiL Kitten.
"Yeah? And I suppose their only difference is Dib kisses to show affection and Johnny 'Immortalizes the Moment'." Most of the people their laughed but Johnny didn't find it too funny. If Chibi didn't steal all his knives he would have probably killed his way out of the house. Galadriel was kind of nervous. She had never kissed a homicidal maniac before. Yet she went over and gave him a kiss.
"You know, Galadriel. If you can't even get your guy to kiss you at 'Spin-the-bottle' then how do you even know you're meant for each other?" 2-T asked. After all after 23 times Galadriel still couldn't get the Dib. Galadriel DID gave 2-T such a stare as if to say 'do NOT question me!'.
"Because I just know." Galadriel said quietly while G.E.G. rolled his eyes.
"Hey! You wanna make something of it?!?!? Huh?!?! I saw you roll your eyes at me!!!!" Galadriel yelled as she shook with anger. G.E.G. shook his head 'no'. Dib took the bottle and spun it but it only landed on Miriah.
"He kisses good!" Sashi whispered to Miriah.
"Awe!" Invader Zine said. She looked over to Galadriel who was also angry but not too angry because she knew Dib and Miriah were 'just friends'. Candy was busy offering some BBs to Purple but he replied, "Ehh...no thanks."
"Your loss." Candy said and ate the rest in one gulp much to Purple's astonishment. After Miriah and Dib kissed Invader Zine took the bottle and gave it a spin. She got to kiss Jhonen. Candy pulled out a bag of chocolate covered pretzels and gave a small pile to Chibi, her 4 ½ inch tall monkey, and het ate them all in a matter of seconds.
"Pretzels are his favorite food." Candy said and with that Chibi burped a loud burp.
"Your monkey's cool but he desperately needs to learn some manners." 2-T commented. Candy shrugged and stared eating the rest of her prezels. LiL Kitten was very, very, very, infelicitous and she glared at Invader Zine in pure envy. Invader Zine however was nervous but over all jumping for joy!
"All my screwed up childhood dreams have come true!" she cried. Indeed she did had a reason to be happy. She got to kiss Dib, even though he had a girlfriend, and then she gave a big fat kiss to Jhonen. Lil Kitten decide that it was now her turn so she spun the bottle and got the privilege to kiss Jhonen.
"Whoop whoop!" Sashi cheered.
"Hehehe! Jhonen has to kiss again! Yay!" cried Candy.
"Yay! Jhonen's worst fear: lots of fangirls." LiL Kitten started bouncing off the walls with excitement and then pulled Jhonen closer and gave him a kiss that lasted for about a minute and a half. Sashi then took the bottle up herself and got to be kissing Zim.
"Go Sashi!....again!" Invader Zine cheered.
Candy went into a dreamy state saying "I wish that was me.."
"But you already DID kiss Zim!" Purple said annoyed.
"Wha-..oh! Yeah! I guess I did, huh? Hehehehehehehehe!" Purple smacked Candy on the head and Red started laughing so hard he almost fell off the chair he was sitting on. Sashi squealed really loudly and clap my fists together and giggle and blushed. She leaned over and kept her eyes opened as she kissed Zim. G.I.R. giggle and sang, "Master's got a girlfriend!" Zim blushed. Zim took the bottle and spun it. It ended up pointing to MiriahoftheWind.
"Hehe the pants command him!" Sashi said.
"Oh, romantic, squishy stuff!" Invader Zine said. Candy didn't like this at all. She didn't like Zim was kissing other girls that weren't her. After Miriah gave Zim a big ol' smooch she spun the bottle and got to kiss Jhonen!
(A/N: Yay for me!)
Candy was rubbing the back of her head saying, "So ya wanna fight, eh? CHIBI!!!! ATTACK!!!!!" Chibi dropped the pretzel that he was gnawing on and leaped onto Purple's face and clung to his forehead. Purple then ran around the room yelling, "AHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFFFF!!!!!!"
"Yeah, Miriah!" Invader Zine said.
"WOO knock yerself out!" SwEeTiNsAnItY yelled.
"Look, it's a Kodak moment." TheMadnessDog said as he pulled out the camera with plans of blackmailing Jhonen. Galadriel was also impossibly happy for her. Miriah took a REALLY long time kissing Jhonen and who wouldn't? So this time Galadriel got so mad at the bottle she kicked and it spun and pointed at Dib. Kami had a reaction similar to Galadriel and was ready to lunge at her but Miriah held her back.
"Yeah! You GO girl!" 2-T said.
"You finally get to kiss yo' man!" LiL Kitten cheered.
"There you go, Galadriel! So sweet and stuff!" cheered Invader Zine.
"Awww it's about time, huh Galadriel?" cried Sashi.
"YAY! GO GALADRIEL GO!! WHOO HOO!!!" Emboldened Candy. Galadriel was bouncing off the walls she was so happy. She leaped on him and kissed him so hard that he fell backwards and hit on the tile floor. Galadriel was kissing as passionately as possible and Miriah had never cried so hard since Johnny C. died in issue #5 and since Johnny Cade died in The Outsiders.
(A/N: I read both in the same year and seriously cried my eyes out. Although it's a little late for disclaimers but Johnny C. belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Johnny Cade belongs to S. E. Hinton.) When Galadriel did finally pulled back from her kiss Dib looked at her with very disappointing eyes.
"Aww, did you have to stop now?" he asked but Galadriel nodded 'no' and started making out with him again.
"I love happy endings." LiL Kitten said.
(A/N: Yes this is a quote from one of the fanfictions LiL Kitten did.)
"So now what do we do?" G.E.G. asked.
"Ooh! I know! We could have a Jerry Springer episode! And Jhonen could be Jerry Springer! We'll call it 'The Jhonen Vasquez show!'" LiL Kitten suggested. Soon everyone was cheering, "Jhonen! Jhonen! Jhonen! Jhonen! Jhonen! Jhonen!"
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