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Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 11: The Jhonen Vasquez show

Jhonen stared at the camera that had been put up in the Living room.

"Alright is ANYONE is watching this please, please, please get me out of here! I'm trapped with a bunch of my obsessed fans and I'm at..."

"Say your lines Jhonen! Or you'll have to entertain LiL Kitten instead." Miriah called from the sitting room. LiL Kitten blew him a kiss and Jhonen dropped a shade paler.

"Yeah! Okay! Um.....our first guest has a little girl problem. Everyone welcome Dib!" The audience which consisted of Johnny, Devi, Squee, Dark Demon G.I.R2, and G.E.G. started clapping and cheering. Dib walked out from the siting room which served as backstage came out and took a seat on the couch. Dib noticed that MiriahoftheWind's living room was removed of all of the family treasures including those that were expensive and/or irreplaceable.

"So Dib, why don't you tell us your big-headed pathetic little problem so we can get on with our lives." Jhonen said.

"MY HEAD ISN'T BIG!!!!!!!" Dib started off, "Oh, and yes I have about three girls who will willingly fight to the death for me."

Jhonen who was busy with far more other things (like the money Miriah payed him to do this) to pay attention and answered, "Huh? Oh, yeah...sure and let's take out our first guest: Invader Zine!" Invader Zine came out waving hello.

"Now, Invader Zine. In your own words please tell us what's goin' on." Jhonen said in that fake "Jerry Springer" sort of way.

"Well, Jhonen. It's like this. So I walk into Miriah's party and see Dib. Not wanting any girl to take him I gave him a big hug around the middle."

"Awwwww," went the audience.

"That's great...just fine but what you DON'T know is that someone else has already tried squeezing Dib's air out. Everyone meet Kami!" Jhonen announced. After having the usual Cat fight of which Nny had to break it up.

(A/N: Nobody else would go near angry fans of Zim.)

"Alright Kami, you wanna tell us what's going on?" Jhonen said flatly as though he was bored or tired or both.

"Well, I first met Dib face to face when I was at Miriah's trial, so I gave him a hug and then little Miss Weasley had to go and take him away. I got him first!" Kami said.

"And let's meet Dib's girlfriend, Galadriel Weasley!" Galadriel came on flicked off the crowd and then sat next to Dib.

"Alright for starters, Jerry."

"Jhonen."

"Johnny."

"Jhonen!"

"James."

"JHONEN!!!!! J-H-O-N-E-N. IT'S JHONEN!!!!"

"Hesh, God you don't have to yell, Jack."

"Uugh, go on."

"Right, now as I was saying Dib CAME UP to ME! I never went up to him. He's the one who was trying to tell me he liked me liked me, not the other way around." Galadriel finished.

"Well, Dib who do you want to stay with?" Jhonen asked.

"Isn't there a way of doing this without hurting all the other fan girls feelings?" Dib asked.

Jhonen laughed as though it was the funniest thing in the world and then finished with a, "No. There isn't. The time for choosing is now!"

"Well, Galadriel Weasley then." Dib answered.

"And I'm sure you two will be very happy with each other. Now let's bring out the next miserable soul: Invader Zim."

"Now, Zim you say you have girl trouble of your----" Jhonen didn't finish that last sentence for he was ambushed by LiL Kitten who had jumped on his body. Meanwhile Sashi and Candy hugged Zimmy around the middle.

"Losing oxygen...can't breathe...." Zim stated. Miriah and 2-T looked at her failed attempt to make a Jerry Springer episode.

"Well we might as well hit the sack." 2-T stated. Miriah sighed and nodded in agreement. After using the riot hose on everyone the went back to the family room and went to sleep. All with the exception of Johnny who took out his CD player and started listening to music for the rest of the night.

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