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Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco.

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~

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Chapter 13: Waking up and Horrid Sleeping Posistions

2-T was the one who woke up first. She yawned and checked the clock. Sure enough there was a Butt-Ugly Martians episode that was on in.........36 seconds. 2-T jumped up and bounded for the couch.......

10 seconds left:

Searching frantically for the remote 2-T asked Johnny who was laying on the couch where it is.

3 seconds left:

After telling her it was stuck somewhere in the pillows he got up for her to look.

2 seconds left:

2-T ripped the couch apart searching as hard as she can

1 seconds left:

2-T grabbed the remote, turned the T.V. on and flicked to the Nick Station. The B.U.M. theme song played and 2-T sighed in relief. After all if she was gonna put up with Zim they were gonna but up B.U.M.. Especially since she had absolutely no one to talk to. When commercials started playing 2-T got up to make breakfast but in order to do this she was gonna have to step over everyone who was still asleep.

First she tip-toed right over G.I.R. and Dark Demon G.I.R2 who were snuggling together with D.D.G.I.R2 saying, "Aww, how sweet! You made me an Oreo pie for our anniversary....."

Then over Zimmy Kid, Invader Dim, and G.E.G. who snoozing soundly in great big piles of sugar snacks.

The Almighty Tallest were sleeping, Purple in a pile of Irken war books and Red in a pile of packaged Curly Fries and other assorted snacks.

She snuck past her cousin, Miriah and LiL Kitten who were sleeping on either side of Jhonen with their heads on his chest and with Jhonen trying his best to stay awake. Finally he gave in and passed out.

Invader Zine was muttering something about her and Dib in bed while Kami was snuggling with a G.I.R. doll muttering something about bumping Galadriel off and taking Dib for herself. There was Galadriel and Dib sleeping together uncomfortably too close to watch.

Sashi was clutching her Zim doll and talking in sleep, "I Musashi take Zim as my lawfully wedded husband......" 2-T couldn't help but snigger at this. Yet the most disturbing of all was Candy's who was saying, "Zim DIDN'T rape me mom! I love him and I don't want abortion!" 2-T was troubled beyond words.

Squee was sleeping with his stuffed bear Shmee. Devi couldn't go to sleep because her murdering ex-boyfriend was awake and in a three feet radius of her so she played Solitaire in her own little corner.

Tenna, however was fast asleep and every now and then Spooky would "squeak in his sleep" and there would be the occasional murmur of, "Talk to Spooky". 2-T stared at Tenna and then proceeded to make French Toast. Devi leaned over to her sleeping friend.

"Tenna, wake up. It's morning."

"Spooky, wake up!.......Spooky won't wake up.....SPOOKY WON'T WAKE UP!!!!!!" Tenna yelled as she squeak her toy. Spooky squeaked and Tenna resumed to hugging it and being happy even though it work everyone up.

Jhonen woke up wearily and without any freezies, "Ugh, what happened? Where am I?"

"Hey, sweetie." LiL Kitten said.

"Sweetie?!?!?" Jhonen cried out.

"Yeah don't you remember last night when you married me and got drunk afterwards."

"I-I what?!?! I didn't marry you, did I?"

"Of course you did. So, where should we live? We can move back to my house in Florida or I can move to your house in San Jose."

"Um, can't we talk about this?"

"Are.......are you saying you don't love me anymore? After last night?"

"No, no, it's not that.....it's,"

"Is there some one else? Are you cheating on me?!?!?!"

"No! It's I don't even remember being with or even MARRING you. God, I need a cup of coffee."

"Don't worry JV, LiL Kitten's just playing with you." Miriah intruded.

"Now look what you've done!" LiL Kitten said, "I ALMOST had him!"

"What kind of sick competition is this? Are there more people like you trying to marry me?!?!" Jhonen said.

"Yeah, it's a big competition where the prizes are you, Roman Dirge, and Rikki Simons." Invader Dim said groggily.

"But Roman and Rikki are already married." Jhonen said.

The girls looked at each other and G.E.G. replied, "They know that already. Be afraid Jhonen, be VERY afraid." Jhonen backed up a little.

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