Disclaimer: I don not own Harry Potter nor Pink nor 'don't let me get me'
by Pink.
A/N: Ron: Blah Blah = Ron sings blah blah
(Ron: Blah Blah) = Ron says blah blah
(Ron)
I never win first place
on the house Quid team
Get too many directions
from my girl, Hermione
Teachers hated me
Good thing she still dated me
We're always in a fight
But then again, we're in love right?
Everyday, I fight a war against Malfoy
Can't take that person makin' fun o 'Mione
So I'm a hazard to his health
Don't let me get him
He's my own my worst enemy
I like ramming his head into a shelf
He's so irritating
Don't make fun of my girlfriend no more
Or I'll beatcha someplace else
(Someplace else…)
(Hermione)
Witch Weekly told me
You'll be a hot star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Make-up, primp, do your hair
like that damn Brittany Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me
(Ron: YEA RIGHT!!)
So Madame Pomfrey won't you please bewitch me something
A day in the life of someone else
Cuz' I'm a hazard to my health
Don't let me near me
I'm my own worst enemy
well maybe that's Draco Malfoy
Ron: So irritating
Just want Ron as my friend and more…
I don't need nobody else…
BOTH: We don't need nobody else…
A/N: Ron: Blah Blah = Ron sings blah blah
(Ron: Blah Blah) = Ron says blah blah
(Ron)
I never win first place
on the house Quid team
Get too many directions
from my girl, Hermione
Teachers hated me
Good thing she still dated me
We're always in a fight
But then again, we're in love right?
Everyday, I fight a war against Malfoy
Can't take that person makin' fun o 'Mione
So I'm a hazard to his health
Don't let me get him
He's my own my worst enemy
I like ramming his head into a shelf
He's so irritating
Don't make fun of my girlfriend no more
Or I'll beatcha someplace else
(Someplace else…)
(Hermione)
Witch Weekly told me
You'll be a hot star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Make-up, primp, do your hair
like that damn Brittany Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me
(Ron: YEA RIGHT!!)
So Madame Pomfrey won't you please bewitch me something
A day in the life of someone else
Cuz' I'm a hazard to my health
Don't let me near me
I'm my own worst enemy
well maybe that's Draco Malfoy
Ron: So irritating
Just want Ron as my friend and more…
I don't need nobody else…
BOTH: We don't need nobody else…
