Disclaimer: I don not own Harry Potter nor Pink nor 'don't let me get me' by Pink.

A/N: Ron: Blah Blah = Ron sings blah blah

(Ron: Blah Blah) = Ron says blah blah



(Ron)

I never win first place

on the house Quid team

Get too many directions

from my girl, Hermione

Teachers hated me

Good thing she still dated me

We're always in a fight

But then again, we're in love right?

Everyday, I fight a war against Malfoy

Can't take that person makin' fun o 'Mione

So I'm a hazard to his health

Don't let me get him

He's my own my worst enemy

I like ramming his head into a shelf

He's so irritating

Don't make fun of my girlfriend no more

Or I'll beatcha someplace else

(Someplace else…)

(Hermione)

Witch Weekly told me

You'll be a hot star

All you have to change

Is everything you are

Make-up, primp, do your hair

like that damn Brittany Spears

She's so pretty

That just ain't me

(Ron: YEA RIGHT!!)

So Madame Pomfrey won't you please bewitch me something

A day in the life of someone else

Cuz' I'm a hazard to my health

Don't let me near me

I'm my own worst enemy

well maybe that's Draco Malfoy

Ron: So irritating

Just want Ron as my friend and more…

I don't need nobody else…

BOTH: We don't need nobody else…