A/N: This is kind of a parody describing how Hermione feels about Ron

Disclaimer: I don't own Shakira, her song, or Harry Potter Characters



Lucky we were born so that far apart so

We would meet in the right instance

Lucky that I love a man like you for

The lucky fact of your existence

Baby I would swim the Channel* solely

Just to count the freckles on your body

Never could imagine there were only

Ten million ways I could love you, honey

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le

I can't speak

Look at your feet!! (A/N: LOL)

Whenever, wherever

Ron, we're meant to be together

I'll be there and you'll be near

And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder

You will never have to wonder

Though we may always be arguing

You love still makes me sing

Lucky that my lips not only mumble incantations

They spill kisses like a fountain

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble like carnations

So you don't confuse them with mountains

Lucky I'm strong with a wand like your mother

To give you cover when you need it

And these two eyes that for no other

The day you leave will cry a river

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le

Gosh, your feet

Look at your feet!

Whenever, wherever

Our towels are destined to say " 'His' and 'Her'"

I'll be there so have no fear

And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder

You'll never have to wonder

We can always charm by ear

And that's the deal my dear

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le

Say it out loud

Enchant me again!

Le do le le le le

Tell me one more time

That you'll live

Forever mine

Whenever, wherever

Ron, Baby we're made to be together

I'll be there and you'll be near

Until I die, my dear

Thereover, hereunder

You've got me wand over heels

There's nothing left to fear

If you really feel the way I feel

* The ENGLISH Channel