A/N: This is kind of a parody describing how Hermione feels about Ron
Disclaimer: I don't own Shakira, her song, or Harry Potter Characters
Lucky we were born so that far apart so
We would meet in the right instance
Lucky that I love a man like you for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would swim the Channel* solely
Just to count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways I could love you, honey
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
I can't speak
Look at your feet!! (A/N: LOL)
Whenever, wherever
Ron, we're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You will never have to wonder
Though we may always be arguing
You love still makes me sing
Lucky that my lips not only mumble incantations
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble like carnations
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I'm strong with a wand like your mother
To give you cover when you need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Gosh, your feet
Look at your feet!
Whenever, wherever
Our towels are destined to say " 'His' and 'Her'"
I'll be there so have no fear
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always charm by ear
And that's the deal my dear
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Say it out loud
Enchant me again!
Le do le le le le
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Forever mine
Whenever, wherever
Ron, Baby we're made to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
Until I die, my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You've got me wand over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
* The ENGLISH Channel
Disclaimer: I don't own Shakira, her song, or Harry Potter Characters
Lucky we were born so that far apart so
We would meet in the right instance
Lucky that I love a man like you for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would swim the Channel* solely
Just to count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways I could love you, honey
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
I can't speak
Look at your feet!! (A/N: LOL)
Whenever, wherever
Ron, we're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You will never have to wonder
Though we may always be arguing
You love still makes me sing
Lucky that my lips not only mumble incantations
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble like carnations
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I'm strong with a wand like your mother
To give you cover when you need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Gosh, your feet
Look at your feet!
Whenever, wherever
Our towels are destined to say " 'His' and 'Her'"
I'll be there so have no fear
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always charm by ear
And that's the deal my dear
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Say it out loud
Enchant me again!
Le do le le le le
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Forever mine
Whenever, wherever
Ron, Baby we're made to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
Until I die, my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You've got me wand over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
* The ENGLISH Channel
