This is probably gonna be stupid, but read on. Please no flames.

The Great Zelda Nerf War!

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda , or Hasbro Inc.

The Zelda characters are sitting around, and are playing twister.

Link: Okay, Right hand yellow.

POOF!

In a cloud of smokey stuff, 2 dark figures are standing.

Link: It's Johnny law! Let's beat it!

Everyone laughs

Voices from inside smoke: Silence!

Ruto: Who are you guys?

Voice 1: Introducing, rookie author, Jskater!

Jskater walks out, with a Big ol' Nerf gun in his hand.

Jskater: W'sup?

Zelda: Who's the other person in there?

Jskater: whoops, forgot about her.

Saria: Her? Please god, don't let it be Misty Dawn!

Jskater: oh come on, her stories aren't THAT bad. And plus, it's not Misty Dawn.

Her name is KitKat.

Mido: I can't believe it's not misty dawn! :D

KitKat walks out, with a nerf gun in each hand, and the smoke disappears.

KitKat: Any1 here like nerf guns?

Link: actually, I have a fear of nerf guns. One time I got shot in the face while riding Epona. (read my bloopers to find out what happened)

Jskater: and, your point is?

Link: Nevermind.

Everyone else says they like nerf guns.

KitKat: Cool! We're gonna have a nerf war!

Everyone: YAYZ!

Jskater points at the ground, and a bunch of nerf guns and ammo packs appear.

Jskater: I have made a list of teams. Here it is.

Jskater + KitKat

Saria + Ruto

Link + Malon

Malon: YES!

Darunia + Rauru

Mido + Skull kid

Ganon + Nabooru

Impa + Zelda

Jskater: Okay nerfers, pick your weapon.

Everyone picks his/her weapon, and grabs 2 ammo sashes (like in Rambo).

Okay, First 3 teams to 1000 points wins. Head shot: 25 points, torso: 5 points,

limbs: 30 points.

Okay nerfers, let's do this!!!!!!!

They all appear in a big nerf arena, and a clock starts to count down.



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See what happens next chapter!



R/R!!!!!!!