Sorry for the wait, I've been too busy Nerfing!!!!.

Anywho, here's chapter five!

Disclaimer: FOR THE LAST TIME! We DON'T OWN ZELDA!!!!



*Jskater and Zelda are playing Mario Kart on their GBA's*

Jskater: Aww man! I lost again!

Zelda: Oh yeah! Booyah!

Jskater: you want something to drink?

Zelda: pepsi's fine.

Jskater: 'kay.

*Jskater walks to the kitchen, but gets tackled by Nabby*

Nabby: HAH! You thought That going out with Zelda would stop me from trying to "get you"?

Jskater: damn! I thought it was working.

*KitKat walks in, and sees the commotion*

Jskater: ~help~

Zelda: Don't worry Kit, I'll help him.

*Zelda walks over, and pops Nabby's pants*

Nabby: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ! !

*As Nabby is about to pummel Zelda, when Jskater smears Lipstick all over Nabby's face *

Nabby: Must.....go.....wash......off....LIPSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Nabby runs off*

J&Z: Yay!

Jskater: I think I'll keep this with me for protection. *pockets lipstick*

KitKat: who wants to go to the ARCADE?

Everyone: ME!

*we hear a faint "yay!" from Nabby's bathroom*

Link: Then lets go!

Zelda: I'll Drive!

*everyone gets in the car*

Jskater: Who wants to trade me seats?

*no one answers*

Nabby: good. *sits by Jskater*

Jskater: make one bad move, and your face gets it! *holds lipstick menacingly*

Nabby: *whimpers*

*they arrive at the arcade, and get their tokens*

Link: LOOKIT ALL THE GAMES!!!!!

Jskater and Link: SWEET!!!!!!

*Nabby is playing a crane game, and is failing miserably.*

Nabby: GOD DAMMIT!

*Jskater is next to her, on one of those crane games that have watches and other shiny stuff in them, and is cleaning out the machine*

Jskater: Oooh! Pretty watch. WOW! A LASER POINTER! ANOTHER ONE!

Link: DUDE! Can I have one?

Jskater: If I can get one more for Zelda, then yes.

Link: Schweeeeeet.

Jskater: Whoa! I just got 2 more!

Jskater: Yo! KitKat!

KitKat: What? Dude, you made me die.

Jskater: whoops. Anyway, catch!

*Jskater Chucks a laser pointer to KitKat*

Link: Hey Jskater, they have Metal Slug X!!!!

*Jskater pockets the lasers, and goes over to the game*

Jskater: Damn, I need bigger pockets.

::20 Minutes Later::

KitKat: Okay everybody, we gotta go!

*As Everyone leaves, the crane game stockboy comes in and re-fills the crane games*

::In The Car::

Nabby: How the hell is it 11 o'clock?

Jskater: It just is! Now be quiet! Zelda's trying to sleep.

::At The House::

KitKat: G'night everybody!

Nabby: GODDAMMIT JSKATER!!! QUIT SHINING THAT LASER POINTER AT ME!!!!

Jskater: *whistles*