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CHAPTER 7: Resident Frunchies
Conker and the Sarge are waking up, and look around. ,,Hey, where are we?" Asks Conker surprised, while he notices that they wear white pyjamas. The Sarge looks around again, and he sees that they are in an old fashioned bedroom. ,,Looks like we're in the Frunchy Village. Well, that's a lot better than that crappy trashcan." ,,The last thing I remember, is that we were in a trashcan that was extremely hot, and then we probably collapsed." Says the Sarge. Then, the bedroom door opens, and a young female squirrel walks in. ,,Good, you're awake. Just in time to flee." She says happily. They look surprised, and they both say: ,,What 'ya mean, flee?" ,,Pardonnez moi? What a foul grammar! I knew that you two were from the centre of the land!" The squirrel says. But then, they hear screaming.
,,PAPA!!!" Yells the girl, and she runs out of the room. They hear gunfire, and then people coming up the stairs. A older squirrel breaks in, together with the girl. ,,QUICK!!! BARRICADE THE DOOR!!!" Yells the squirrel, and Conker and the Sarge quickly do so, by placing a couch for the door. ,,What's going on around here?" Asks Conker. The girl looks frightened at them, while the older squirrel aims a shotgun at the door. ,,ZOMBIES!!! They came to life, 2 days after you crashed here! A weird yellow cloud felled on Batula Mansion. Soon after, they all came out of the ground, and sometimes they attack the village. But these can climb staircases, and are faster!" ,,Zombies? Quick, give us a gun!!!" Says the Sarge, and the man points to a closet. They run to it, and grab a shotgun. They run to the door, that is being knocked down by a hungry zombie. They quickly put 3 bullets in it's head, but more and more come. ,,Hum…I wonder. Could a shotgun be the only thing that kills those bastards?" Asks the Sarge. Conker smiles, and he says: ,,Let's find out." He touch a light bulb above his head, and grabs his 2 machineguns. ,,DIE, YOU MOTHERBUZZERS!!" Conker yells, while pumping their heads full of lead. ,,Guess it does." Conker says happily, and he blows the smoke away of his machineguns. ,,Wow, you are really good!" Says the girl. Conker nods, and he asks: ,,Can you tell us how long we have been knocked out?" ,,For about, five days." Says the man. ,,Ah, great. Say, where are those zombies coming from?" Asks Conker. The squirrel thinks, and he says: ,,From inside the mansion. Why?" The Sarge and Conker look at each other, and they say: ,,We're gonna take out those damned Godforsaken zombies!!!"
They walk up the pad to the mansions gates, in jeans with pistols on it and with black jackets. ,,This wasn't a good idea, King." Says the Sarge, while goosebumps are all over his body because of his fear. ,,Yeah. But I think we are far enough now. Watch this. GREGG!!!" Yells Conker, and then, Gregg the Grim Reaper spins out of the ground. ,,Ooh, my head. That was a bit to hard. Hey, it's that bloody squirrel. What do you want, arsehole?" The Sarge looks enraged, but Conker says: ,,If you give us high-tech, high-pressured shotguns, and 2 magnums, we will get all the souls of the zombies for you." Gregg looks astonished, and he says: ,,Alright, mate. Ya got yourself a deal. Here they are." Gregg pulls 2 shotguns and 2 magnums out of his sleeve, and he says: ,,But be careful. Tenka has played Resident Evil to many times, and he has created a real monster." ,,Let me guess, Resident Evil 2 for the N64, right? Wanna bet that he has been playing with white blood? He's such a weakling, afraid of a little blood." Says Conker smiling, and the Sarge laughs. ,,No, yellow. Now go off and finish this chapter, or else you will never finish this game." Says Gregg annoyed, and he disappears again. ,,Let's kick some fucking undead butt." Says the Sarge, and he locks the gun. Conker nods, and they run to the mansion.
,,I don't like the looks of this." Says the Sarge, while looking at the broken down gate and the sound of gun fire and screams and moans in the background. ,,We can't go back now. Come on!" Says Conker, and he runs towards it. And then, they see it. A crashed jeep, with behind it Frunchies firing at zombies, more gross then ever, with open stomachs and some have no legs, and 4 arms with claws. A zombie jumps to a villager, and rips his head open. Then, it grabs his brains, and starts eating it. ,,Oh, shit." Says the Sarge, just before he throws up. But Conker already jumped on the truck, and started blasting the little bastards heads. However, all villagers are dead. ,,The coast is clear! Come on, this is our chance!" Yells Conker, but the Sarge aims his gun at him. ,,Don't move." The Sarge says, and he fires. Conker hears squeaking, and he looks around, to see one of the villager's corpse laying on the ground. ,,He turned into a zombie. I played the game to, you know." Says the Sarge, smiling. ,,Yeah, luckily, you did. But to bad, I did to, and it made me throw up on Berri…forget I said that." ,,YES, SIR!!!"
Tenka sits in his big chair in the cockpit of the spaceship, while creating a new, bio mechanical tail. ,,Stupid squirrel…thanks to him, I now lost my real tail. I'm glad that I'm still alive. If I would die, I would probably go to Sesamstreet, and that's the worst punishment in Hell." Tenka watches to a monitor, that's aimed to the Frunchies village. ,,Stupid zombies…they can't defeat the villagers…I think I should spray them with Mutant Gen again." He goes back with his new tail, but then the alarm goes off. ,,What the fuck!?" Tenka scrolls in, and he sees Conker and the Sarge walking to the mansion, blasting the zombies. ,,CURSE IT!!! They are alive!!! And they are the only ones who can stop my super zombies." ,,You're zombies? Zhat is rich!!!" Says the Professor annoyed, while entering the cockpit. ,,Sorry, my mentor. But I just get carried away. This IS a great experiment, you know? You're Mutant Gen can even bring back the dead, or making them stronger. Who knows what it will do on living creatures? They can become immortal!!!!" Says Tenka with an enthusiastic tone. The Professor sighs, and he says: ,,Sometimes, you can get carried away to much. Well, I'm going to work on the newest Heinrich prototype." ,,Alright. If they succeed, I will blast their sorry little asses into oblivion." Says Tenka with a big smile, and then he looks at another monitor, that features a long-guided missile with multiple warheads.
Conker and the Sarge are surrounded by the horrible zombies, just for the mansions door. ,,SHOOT THEM!!! SHOOT THEM!!!" Yells Conker, while blasting the closest zombies with 3 shots trough the head. But they get closer and closer. Conker thinks, and then, he gets an idea. ,,Hey, Sarge, how much squirrel tails do you have?" ,,What? I've only got one tail, can't you see that?" ,,No, you dope! Lives!!! Lives!!! Jeech!!!" ,,O, sorry, mister Perfect. I got 5 tails left." ,,Good. THEN EAT THIS!!!" Conker shoots the Sarge, and then himself. 2 seconds later, skeletal hands drop them behind the zombies. ,,Good idea, King!!!" Says the Sarge, and he grabs a grenade. He pulls the pin, and throws it in the middle of the zombies. They look at it, but then they explode, and rotten organs are everywhere. ,,Well, that's have been taken care of. Now, let's go!!! Who knows how many there are inside!!!" Says Conker, and they ram the door.
Then, Conker gets the chills, while entering this cursed entrance hall, that he knows to well. But now, there are zombies everywhere. They notices them, but the only thing they get to eat, are king-size bullets. ,,Now what? We don't know what direction we need to go too!" Says the Sarge. Conker sees a B- Spot, and he runs to it. A light bulb appears above his head, and he pulls out an Evil Zombies Detector. ,,Okay, according to this, we need to go to the basement. I know where that is! Follow me!!!" Conker walks away, while blasting zombies heads. The Sarge looks around, blasts a bat, and then follows his king.
Conker looks around, while they are in the basement. ,,Weird…there aren't any gasps or traps like that grinder. Every thing is repaired. Must be the work of the Frunchies. To bad those zombies ruined it." Mumbles Conker, but then, they reach a dead end. ,,O, fuck this shit! It's a dead end!" Says the Sarge annoyed, but Conker sees another B-Zone. He steps on it, the usual light- bulb appears, and he grabs a plastic charge. ,,Alright, THIS is gonna be fun." Says Conker with a big smile, and he places it on the wall. They run away, and then blast it with a magnum. The wall explodes with a big bang, and they run into the newly opened room. ,,O, my giddy aunt. I never expected THIS!" Says Conker, with an open mouth.
They've just stepped in a HUGE room, and all of the walls are covered with nitro-glycerine containers. ,,This must be Tenka's 'wine cellar'." Says the Sarge. Conker pulls out the E.Z.D., and it's going sky-high. ,,Better be careful. I just hope that it's broken." Says Conker, scared to death. They sneak down the staircase, and walk to the middle of the room. But then, rocks come falling from the ceiling, and a monster drops down to the floor. ,,Conker, is that who I think it is?" Asks the Sarge, terrified. Conker just stands there, while looking at this monster, whose skin has been ripped, spikes are in the place of his chest bones, and he has huge claws and fangs, and a hole in his chest, with a red, beating hart. And it has the same face as Conker's worst enemy. ,,The Fabled Panther King…" Is the only thing that Conker can say.
,,YES!!! KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM, MY CREATION!!!" Says Tenka excited, while he laughs as a mad scientist. The Prof sits besides him, eating popcorn. ,,I had my doubts about zhis Panzer Project, but it's a real success!" Says the Prof excited, while enjoying the scene. But Berri looks with compassion to the two on the monitor. ,,Isn't this a bit cruel?" She asks. Tenka gives her a dangerous look, and he growls: ,,That's the point. Now SHUT UP AND LET US ENJOY THE SHOW!!!" Berri mumbles something, and then goes away.
The Sarge ducks away to evade the Mutant Zombies scorpion like tail, that shot out of his skin on his spiked ass. They run behind him, but it quickly turns, spitting venom. ,,How can he see us?" Asks Conker afraid, and 2 eyes open on his back. ,,Oh. That's how." The Mutant Zombie walks towards them, and Conker shoots in it's hart. It cries, and starts slashing in every direction. ,,Looks like that's its weak spot." Says Conker, while emptying his shotgun at its hart. But then, there grows flesh over it, and Conker can't hurt him anymore. ,,Now what?" Asks the Sarge afraid, while blasting its eyes on the back. It screams, while an eye explodes and blood is scattered everywhere. Conker throws away his empty shotgun, and grabs his Magnum, and he starts blasting the other eye. After a few shots, the eyes are destroyed. But now, the beast is REALLY pissed.
He runs towards them, and they quickly run to a container. But then, they are cornered, and the Mutant Zombie jumps towards them. They quickly jump aside, and the beast slashes open an container. It's sprayed with the dangerous stuff, but he still walks towards them. ,,NOW, SHOOT IT WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!" Yells Conker, and they start firing. Well, they SHOULD fire with all they've got, but their clips are empty. ,,O, fuck!!" Says Conker, and he ducks to avoid a slashing claw. Conker runs up the staircase, while the Sarge climbs the containers. But then, a light bulb appears above Conkers head. He quickly touch it, and he grabs a bazooka. ,,Well, this could be interesting." Says Conker, and he aims it for the monsters chest. ,,O, o." The Mutant Zombie says with a heavy voice, and the rocket is launched. The monster screams, and then explodes with a loud bang. The Sarge runs towards him, and he says: ,,Nice done, Conker. But I think it's one of those fucking 'lets leg it' moments. Look." The Sarge points out to a leaking container, near the burning body of the undead dead. ,,OH, FUCK!!!" Yells Conker, and they run like they have never run before.
After a 5 minutes run and dodging zombies, they finally reach the front gates at the graveyard. And then, the entire hill explodes with a huge bang, sending wood, stones and body parts everywhere. ,,Well, I think that includes this chapter. Now, I just wanna get home." Says Conker tired, and he looks up to the stars. But then, he sees 6 rockets coming their way. ,,TENKA IS ANGRY!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" Yells Conker, and they duck into the water, and the rockets hit the spot they were just on. They come above, and see that there is a giant crater with burning ashes. ,,That was to close for comfort!!!" Says Conker, out of breath. The Sarge nods, still shocked of the fact that they've just escaped from rockets that could've killed them. Permanently.
A bunch of Frunchies start running towards them, and the oldest says: ,,O, my god! That was unbelievable!" ,,Yes indeed, but fortunately, that cursed mansion is no more. Thanks to you." Says a younger squirrel, while pulling them out of the water. ,,Can we do something for you?" Asks the oldest again, but Conker says: ,,No, thanks. We just wanna go home. We can find the way." ,,Alright. May the mighty Lord always be with you." Says a priest, while they go away, to the tunnel that leads to Happy Valley.
CHAPTER 8: BEGINNING OF THE END
Conker and the Sarge finally reach the royal throne room. Rodent turns around, and he says happily: ,,CONKER!!! THANK GOD!!! Our sensors picked you two up near the mansion, but I never taught you survived that rocket blast!" ,,Yeah, it was a close call. Do you know about those mutants?" Asks Conker. The Fat Weasel nods, and he says: ,,Yes. They're already attacking the harbour. It are some kind of Tediz and squirrel monsters. I saw them, while I led the defence. But we don't know where they have came from." ,,I do. The cloud that caused this was launched in a capsule in a spaceship that orbits above this land. That was also the thing we've found at the Tediz Fortress ruins." Says Conker, and he grabs a map of Conk. He points to the harbour, and he says: ,,If we place artillery here, we can defend us from their forces. In the mean time, we need to built a spaceship, to battle Tenka's spaceship." ,,A good idea. We will put our scientist right to it." Says the Thin Weasel, but then the door bulges open, and a weasel colonel comes running in. ,,SIR, SIR!!! The harbour has been exploded, and their forces are overwhelming the inland forces! The wasps are good bombers, the Beetles are the best soldiers, and the Bees are good gunners, but they can't hold it out much longer!" ,,WHAT!?! Rodent, think. Are there any kind of spaceships?" Asks Conker, while the Sarge exits together with the squirrel soldier. ,,Well…there is a old one on the top of the Feral Reserve Bank, but it's one of the Professor earliest projects and is a real bucket of bolts." ,,Oh, crap! Well, I take it. Guard, get me these items: a lightsaber, a lasercannon, and my robotic suit. We got no time to lose!!" Commands Conker, and the weasel soldiers run off to get his supplies.
-SOME TIME LATER, FERAL RESERVE BANK NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE SUPER SECRET SPACESHIP-
Conker sits in the really small spaceship, ready to be launched. The countdown is finished, and the whole thing shakes. ,,TENKA, THIS TIME YOU'RE MINE!!!" Yells Conker, while manoeuvring the ship trough the atmosphere. And after a few minutes, he reaches Tenka's spaceship. Conker kicks the ship in a higher gear, and prepares to ram the ship.
Tenka looks shocked to the ship, that gets closer and closer. ,,HE IS GOING TO RAM US!!!" He yells, while flipping a few switches. The force field is raised, but the shop goes trough it, and crashes in the main hall. ,,He is here…" Tenka says afraid, and he quickly exits the cockpit.
Conker shakes his head, and then jumps out of the ship in a black suit with a yellow, metal backpack, that can transform into his robotic suit any moment he wants to. Conker pulls out his lightsaber, and he says: ,,Let's rock and roll."
In the meantime, Rodent is sheltering for the grenades of the Mutants in a bunker in Bees Dale. The motherfuckers are just hideous. The Squirrel Mutants have bio- mechanical parts and are muscled, with claws on their right hand and a bio mechanical bazooka on their left arm, like the RE 3 monster Nemesis. And their tails are like black rocks, and just as hard. The Tediz have red eyes, half- mechanical faces and body parts, like iron legs and iron parts on the arms. Small pipes stick out off their shoulders, and fire bullets. On their hands are razor sharp claws. Rodent runs to a big machineguns, and jumps on it. He activates it, and starts blasting them, while squirrel soldiers and Beetles attack them with full force. Wasps fly over them, and throw grenades and other bombs on their heads, while the bees blast them with their Hive Defence Mechanisms ( or Hive Blasters for short. ) The first wave is stopped, but more and more Mutants come out of the harbour, while barracks are being spread with Mutant Gen clouds, and the soldiers change with horrible pain into the mindless Mutants. ,,I hope that Conker hurries up. We can't hold out much longer. Those bastards are indestructible!!!" Says Rodent afraid, while the stopped waves are getting up again.
CHAPTER 9: BATTLE OF THE MACHINES
Conker pulls out his laser gun and blasts the Mech Spiders that are coming closer and closer. However, Conker activates his suit, and the yellow compartments clap over the black suit. He punches the Mech Spiders away, and walks to a closed door. He rips it with no problem, and he is now in a long walkway, protected by 3 experimental Tediz Mutants, that are slower and weaker. They run to Conker, but he easily rips their heads of their bodies. Conker walks to the end of the walkway, and punches the door down. He is now in the cockpit, but it is empty. Conker walks towards the control panels, but then he is knocked down. Conker stands up, and sees some kind of a Mechanical Heinrich, but this one has glass on its head, and no mouth.
,,Got ya, you little fucking idiotz!! Nowone can escape me!!!" Yells the Prof from inside the suit. ,,You're really getting annoying, Prof!!! I am going to rip your balls of and then, I will make you swallow them!!!" Says Conker, and the grappling claws twist. The Prof laughs, and he says: ,,I gonna rip you a new hole!!!" And then, 2 extra arms with drills come out of hiding from his back. ,,O, SHIT!!!" Yells Conker, while avoiding a drillarm that punches trough a control board. The ship shakes a little, but then it stops.
Interesting. If I can trick the legless motherfucker into destroying important parts of this bloody cursed ship, it will crash to the ground, and the Mutant threat is gone for good! I only have trouble with Tenka after that, but at least I won't need to destroy the ships core. Conker thinks with a big stupid grin, and he charges to the weasel, and then they crash both through the wall.
They crash 3 floors down, and then come in the ships main generator. ,,Why you little idiot! I vill crush you inzo dust!!!" Yells the angry Prof, and he hits Conker with one of his fists. Conker flies to a wall, but then he stands up and hits the Professor 2 times, and then suckerpunch the Professor beneath his jaw. The Prof felt that, and he screams in pain. However, he activates 2 jetpacks that pop from his back, and fires them up. Conker stands before the generator, and the Prof flies towards him, with his drills aimed at Conker. But Conker jumps on the last moment, and the Professor drills trough the entire generator. The lights go off, and the back- up generator is activated. ,,ALERT!! ALERT!!! ANTI-GRAVITY DISABLED!!! OXYGEN DISABLED!!!! EMERGENCY GENERATOR ACTIVATED!!!"
Conker smiles. ,,Only the engine is left, and after that it is time to bail out of this fucking ship!!!" He whispers, while floating in the air. He activates his jet- boots, and flies to a door, while the Prof follows him, not knowing ( despite his large mechanical enhanced brain ) that Conker is tricking him. Conker knocks trough the door, and finds himself in the engine room. However, the engines are HUGE, and they can't be so easily knocked down. ,,Fuck…what now?" ,,Ah, got ya, you annoying little zquirrel!!! Eat zhis!!!" Yells the Prof from behind him, and from his back one last surprises comes out of hiding: a plasma cannon. ,,Great. It's perfect for destroying the generator, but if it hits me just one second, I'm toast." Says Conker afraid, and then the Prof fires. Conker quickly flies away to avoid it, and it blasts a hole in the wall, so that anything is sucked into space. ,,ALERT!!! ALERT!!! VACUUM IN THE ENGINES ROOM!!!" Conker flies away again to avoid the plasma beam that burns holes trough all decks. ,,WARNING!!! HOLES IN DECKS 4,6,7,9,11 AND 13!!!"
Conker now stands for the engines. The Prof aims his plasma cannon, and says with a big smile: ,,Hasta la vista, sucka'." The Prof uses all of his remained weaponpower for the plasma cannon, and a HUMANGOUS beam flies towards Conker. Conker quickly escapes trough one of the holes to the deck with the Mutant Gen, while the engine room explodes. ,,Oh, no, whaz have I done?" Says the Prof afraid, and he escapes trough a hole, chasing Conker.
CHAPTER 10: PLANS REVEALED
Conker stands in a big room with a bridge over huge containers with a green goo. ,,Wow, this must be it." But then, the Prof comes flying trough a hole. ,,I GOT YOU NOW!!!" Says the Prof, and they both land on the bridge. The Prof looks surprised, and he says: ,,Strange. Ve zhould be floating right about now." But then, they also notice that the power is on, the holes are closed by hatches and that there is air. ,,Weird." Conker says, but then a rocket flies trough the air, hitting the Prof. His suit explodes, and he flies trough the air, hitting the door on the beginning of the bridge. Conker looks aside, and then he to is hit by a missile.
Conker flies trough the air, and hits the door. He looks up, while rubbing his head, and he sees Tenka, still aiming his bazooka at them. ,,TENKA!? WHAZ ARE YOU DOING!?" Yells the Professor, looking really pissed. ,,Isn't it obvious? I have no more need for you. You failed and destroyed the ship, and I've studied the Mutant Gen. I have improved it, and I have the formula. I never liked you. I brought you back to live so you could create the Gen, because I didn't have the formula, thanks to that squirrel bastard." Tenka says, while aiming at them. ,,WHAZ? You arrogant little idiot!!! I saved you from extinction!! I told you everyzhing I knew!! I lez you inzo my plans!!! And now you betray ME!? HOW DARE YOU!!!" Yells the Prof angry, while getting out of the scrap metal that once was his suit.
,,HA!!! THAT was your biggest mistake, 'teacher'! That way I could live and learn everything about science! I may not be full grown because of that, but soon, after MY Mutants destroyed Conk, the Dragon race will rise again, and will be SUPERIOR!!!" Tenka laughs like a real villain. Conker rolls with his eyes, and he says: ,,Sorry, but we already saw that in the first chapter." ,,I should never have lost that disc. Then this could be a surprise." Says Tenka regretting, but then he aims his bazooka again at them. ,,FUCK!! That was the perfect opportunity to escape!!!" Says Conker, and then, Tenka fires his finishing blow. Conker quickly tries to get out of his suit, but he can't get out of it.
But then, an energy shield stops it before impact. Conker looks up, and sees that the Prof holds some kind of device. ,,You can thank me later. But now, ve must stopz him." ,,Yeah. Lets do this!!" Conker says, and he runs towards Tenka, who is reloading his bazooka. Conker kicks his bazooka away, and grabs his lightsaber. ,,WHY YOU FUCKING LITTLE FURBALL!!! I WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO MARK ME!!!" Yells Conker, and he drinks a bottle of nitro-glycerine. Conker jumps away to avoid his fire burp, and then he sees a B- Zone on a rig. Conker uses the helicoptery tail- thing to jump on it, and then touches the light bulb.
A beer barrel appears above his head, and he quickly drinks it. His eyes go to the famous 'tanking' look, and he smiles. ,,You're gonna…get…HICKUP!!!…it!!!" He unzips his fur ( !? ) and pisses on the fire burps of Tenka. Tenka looks annoyed, and he burps again. But Conkers piss is stronger, and he pisses right in Tenkas mouth. Tenka falls to the ground and looks like he has been poisoned, while Conker grabs a tablet and some water. He drinks it up, and then jumps to the bridge, sober again. Tenka throws up, and he stands up. ,,You're gonna pay for that." Says Tenka mad, and he stands in a fighting pose. ,,No, it can'tz be!!! Conker, duck!!!" Yells the Prof, and he pushes Conker away.
,,Why did you do that?" Asks Conker annoyed, but the Prof can only point to Tenka, whose skin looks like its about to rip. ,,I don't wanz to believe it, but he's going inzo his final stage, his mature state. It's just like witz a insect. You could say that he is now in cocoon state." Says the Prof afraid, and then, Tenka falls to the ground, and something flies out of him. It lands before them, and Conkers eyes pop out. Tenka is totally changed. He is about 2 times bigger as normal. He has a long, horned tail with a blade on the end. Bat-like wings stick out of his back, and horns are all over his body. He has 2 fangs in his mouth, and 2 extra horns above his eyes, pointing to his back. His eyes are blood red with a gold dot in the centre. His entire body is still wet, just like with butterflies, and he shakes himself to get rid of the liquid stuff. Tenka growls, and he says with a new, heavy voice: ,,Now you will feel the wrath of the dragon!!!" He kicks Conker to the other side, and then flies towards him. Tenka grabs him, and throws him to the ceiling. Tenka laughs maniacally. ,,HOMERUN!!! AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCH!!"
Tenka flies towards Conker, and then grabs him by the neck with his tail. Conker feels the small spiky scales against his neck. ,,I thought you said that dragons couldn't fly and weren't giant monsters." Says Conker with trouble. Tenka smiles, and he says: ,,I lied. Don't believe everything you read, especially first chapters that aren't perfect." Tenka flies to the bridge, and prepares to hit Conker trough his head. ,,You KNOW that I will return, right?" Says Conker. Tenka smiles, and he says: ,,Yeah, but by that time this room will be separated from the main ship, and you will die countless times in space." ,,Good point." Says Conker, and he sees the tail coming closer and closer. ,,STOP!!!" Tenka looks up, and drops Conker. ,,Interesting. He can't do 2 things at a time." Says Conker with a big smile. Tenka looks to the rig with the B-Zone, and he sees Berri. ,,Like, could you tell me why you needed ME?" She asks, while hiding something behind her back. Tenka smiles, and he says: ,,Of course, seeing that I don't need you 2 anymore. It was a surprise that I found you in space, but even a bigger surprise when you came back to life ( this is explained in the first chapter by Gregg ), without your bullet wounds. But I soon discovered that I could use you. Namely as something that did all my chores for me, like when I send you to force Conkers code for the safe of the Feral Reserve Bank out of him. But you always failed, except that time that I created the Huntator and you lured them to the shuttle. To bad of the surviving Tediz, but my Mutants are much stronger and more useful. I told you that Conker betrayed you, because I could control you more easily that way. And now you know it. And it's time to terminate you all."
,,I don't think so. Look." Says Berri with a big smile, and then, they see what Berri has hidden behind her back: a small container with a bleu liquid. Tenka looks shocked, and he says afraid: ,,NO!!! THE ANTIDOTE FOR THE MUTANT GEN!!!" Berri jumps to the bridge, and opens the lid. ,,Yes. And I'm gonna throw it in your precious goo. I never trusted you, but I had no choice, seeing that your lies actually worked." She holds it above a container, and drops the contain in it. ,,NO!!!!" Yells Tenka, and every container except 1 becomes bleu. ,,Thanks zo ze pipes that are combined with ze containers, all ze containers are infested with ze antidote. Except one, who is not combined with ze others." Says the Prof. Tenka smiles, and he says: ,,Yes, that's right. And that's why you can't defeat me!!!" He flies to a hatch on a wall, and opens it. He presses buttons on it, and then he says: ,,THE FINAL BOMBS ARE BEING DROPPED, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!" However, all of the containers drop their cargo into the atmosphere, except the container with the Mutant Gen.
,,WHAT!?! YOU JAMMED IT!!!" Yells Tenka afraid, and he flies towards Berri. Conker uses this moment to grab his lasergun and fires it at the control panel. ,,WARNING!!! SHORT-CIRCUIT IN MUTANT GEN ROOM!!! 4 MINUTES TILL SELF-DESTRUCT!!!" Tenka looks astonished, and then, angry to his 3 enemies. ,,YOU TRICKED ME!!! YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR THAT!!!" Yells Tenka mad, and he blasts fireballs out of his mouth. The ground beneath the Prof and Berri are hit, and they clamp on the ridge. ,,O, NO!!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!!" Conker runs towards them, but Tenka lands before him. ,,Now, you're gonna pay." He says, growling. ,,Sorry, no time!!!" Says Conker, and he pulls out his lasercannon. He shoots Tenka with Maximum Power, and he flies away. Tenka bounces of the wall, and lands in the Mutant Gen container that doesn't have the antidote. Conker quickly pulls them up, and he asks: ,,Say, Prof, can Tenka change in a mutant?" ,,Yes, but no one survives so much. His body will explode because of zo much massa. But now, ve must escape!" ,,Yeah! Like, lets get the hell out of here!!!" Says Berri, and she opens the door. They put on their space- helmets, and quickly run to the shuttle bay. They jump in a shuttle, and then blast the hangar door with the laser cannons of the ship. They fly trough it, and the whole ships explode, except for one room, that falls trough the atmosphere. ,,It's over…it's finally over…"
The Mutant Gen Antidote falls in a bleu cloud over Conk, and the Mutants start shaking. They take their normal shape, and the Tediz change in their normal shape, Teddies, that were changed by the Panther King into the terrible war weapons. Everyone celebrates the good ending, and Rodent yells: ,,WAY TO GO, CONKER!!! YOU DID IT!!! YOU DID IT!!! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
In the mean time, a craftsman finishes the repairs of the windmill. ,,So, it's ready. Happy Dale Windmill is once more open, and this time, there's no flying armoured squirrel that can ruin it." But then, he looks up, and sees some kind of spaceship crashing towards the windmill. He runs away, and it crashes on the Windmill, sending wood and stones everywhere. ,,FUCK THIS SHIT!!!" Yells the sad craftsman, and he cries, and then, a shuttle crashes on HIM. His body parts are scattered everywhere, and Conker comes out of the shuttle. He looks to the remains of the poor squirrel, and he yells: ,,SORRY ABOUT THAT!!!"
Then, Gregg appears, and he says: ,,No need to say sorry! O, watch out. I don't have Tenkas soul yet." Gregg disappears again, and the crashed spaceship starts shaking. Conker looks angry, and he says: ,,Fuck you, Gregg."
Is this the end of the story? What is inside the spaceship? A new danger, or is it just the self- destruct mechanism? See it later! (Although you probably already know it. )
OH, AND PLEASE, R&R!!!
