Edited. Aren't you glad?

I own nothing except the plot. JK owns the characters the world and the words. Nuf said.
A shorter chapter, but I wanted to get the 'talk' over with. You'll see what I mean.

Teenage Drama

Harry squirmed in his godfather tight embrace as the walked to the outside of the anti-apparition fields and away from the Dursley residence. He looked up at Sirius' grim features and sighed in dismay, he certainly didn't look pleased.

'Of course he's not pleased' a nasty inner voice (who sounded suspiciously like Draco Malfoy) sneered at him 'you let yourself get smacked around by some muggle, and then he has to come save your but.' Harry cringed and he felt tears burn in his eyes. 'I will not cry' he swore to himself 'I will not!'

Sirius glared straight ahead, anger coursing though him 'How dare he hit Harry' he seethed inwardly. 'Hit Harry, why one day I'm going to kill that muggle!' He looked down at Harry, who had his head bowed, and he felt him shift and wince in pain. Sirius sighed and berated himself for loosing control of his temper back in the house, and
for knocking Harry to the ground, especially that.

'I thought I broke you!' The words reverberated around his Harry's head, and he found that he couldn't stop himself from a small high pitch giggle. Harry stopped and listened for a moment, holding his breathe. 'Please don't have heard, PLEASE'

"What?" Sirius' gruff voice asked 'Damn!'
"Nothing" Harry muttered, trying desperately to hold back another insane giggle.

I didn't work.

"What" Sirius insisted sharply after the 3rd giggle escaped him Harry opened his mouth to deny him again, but instead of words came laughter.

Sirius placed the hyperventilating boy on his feet and looked at him as if he were mad. Harry for his part was just dying, every laugh hurt deeply, but he just couldn't stop. Sleep derivation does weird things to ones mind he thought, and then laughed even louder.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" Harry laughed; sliding down a lamppost. He laughed hysterically at nothing and everything. Finally calming down slightly Harry glance up at his godfather and preceded the break into desperate peals of laughter anew because the look on his face was just priceless.

"Are you quite finished Harry, honestly? I find nothing funny about this situation." Harry sobered almost instantly; his eyes dropped to the pavement in shame, 'ungrateful' the nasty voice hissed at him

"I'm sorry Sirius," Harry said dimly "I'm always such a bother to you."

Sirius looked at the boy in astonishment, "Harry," He said as he stooped to look into his eyes, He reached out and lifted the boys chin "You are not a bother to me, you are the most important thing in my life."

Harry gazed sadly at Sirius and shook his head softly in denial. Sirius fixed him with a heated gaze, then sighed softy and started again.

"It's not your fault what happened back there, it's his, he may be a muggle, but he's also an adult, and your guardian. He had no right what so ever to lay one finger on you, he is a grown man, and should know better then to hit a defenceless child. No one, not anyone, not a professor, not me, not Moony, not even the ministry has the right to touch you with out your permission, do you understand?" Harry nodded, tears streaming down his
cheeks.

Sirius sighed and hugged the boy close, letting him cry all his frustration and pain out on his shoulder. He pulled back moments later and gazed into his green eyes. "Now then," he grumbled with a smile "what was to god damn funny anyways?"

Harry laughed quietly and smiled shakily at his godfather. "You broke me?" Harry laughed at Sirius' flushed face.

Suddenly there was laughter behind them also.
"I really can't believe you said that either Padfoot" Laughed Remus.
Remus took in the Laughing boy with a broad smile and urged Sirius with his eyes to see what he saw. A normal laughing teenage boy (albeit a wizard)

Sirius smiled also and chucked good naturedly,
"Ah… you got Harry's stuff" Sirius said, trying to change the rather ego flattening subject. "I almost forgot myself, good thinking Moony!"
Remus smiled politely and started walking again, leaving two mystified figures behind.

"It was really no problem," Remus called over his shoulder "they didn't put up a fight, didn't say a word to me really, simply a mater of being polite."

Next Chapter:
New Life: Harry finds out that Sirius is free!

Okay! Woo hooo
I hope SOMEBODY found this amusing, I did...
Gulp,
But I'm nuts so, what do you think?
Actually don't tell me.
I'm going to hide in a corner now, BYE! g