I Am The Very Model Of An Elite Irken Invader
I either have way too much time on my hands or I'm way too eager to avoid doing real work. Anyway, here is a little musical parody (If you have no idea what the original is like, look over here: http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/pirates/html/p13.html). Enjoy!
Zim: I am the very model of an elite Irken invader
I'll conquer any foreign world from the poles to the equator.
Once I invade, the creatures on my target planet ought to run
Whenever I set up a base, it's not too long before I've won!
I'm also quite an expert when I use Irken technology
When using massive weapons I am always very knowledge-y
And with these weapons I'll bring doom of multiple varieties
To unsuspecting doomed members of many doomed societies.
Gir: To unsuspecting doomed members of many doomed societies,
To unsuspecting doomed members of many doomed societies,
To unsuspecting doomed members of many doomed socie-cie-ties!
Zim: My gusto for this kind of work is nothing short of amazing
I'll destroy planets so quickly, you'll marvel at my fast pacing
And so when I have turned a planet into a huge crater,
You will know I am the model of an elite Irken invader!
Gir: And so when he has turned a planet into a huge crater,
You will know he is the model of an elite Irken invader!
Zim: And don't forget my brilliant schemes; my tactics are second to none
My quite ingenious plans are polished even before they're begun.
I know how to outwit my foes, and woe to any enemy
For he has met his match in Zim, however clever he may be.
I never make mistakes, the execution of my plans is great
The outcomes must be perfect, since I'm not content with second-rate.
Whenever I have taken up the task of conquering a place
Dib: He makes a plan but it fizzles and he is left in such disgrace!
Gir: He makes a plan but it fizzles and he is left in such disgrace,
He makes a plan but it fizzles and he is left in such disgrace,
He makes a plan but it fizzles and he is left in such dis-a-disgrace!
Zim: Gir!
Gir: Whoops...
Zim: Though certain foolish Earth stink beasts occasion'ly say otherwise
My genius shines in all I do, just witness my brilliant disguise.
And so when I have turned a planet into a huge crater,
You will know I am the model of an elite Irken invader!
Gir: And so when he has turned a planet into a huge crater,
You will know he is the model of an elite Irken invader!
Zim: In fact, when you consider my ability in all I do
From looting towns to shooting down a spaceship, then you'll know it's true
That my skills are so superb they're envied by all of my peers
If someone tried to outdo me, I'm sure they would be left in tears.
When looking at the many skills which every invader requires
From spying on the enemy to lighting really spooky fires
Or facing off a squadron of rebellious would-be Irken slaves
You'll know that as an invader I should be winning lots of raves!
Gir: You'll know that as an invader he should be winning lots of raves,
You'll know that as an invader he should be winning lots of raves,
You'll know that as an invader he should be winning lots of lots of raves!
Zim: You can see that all my talents do add up and you must be impressed.
At plundering and invading it's clear I am the very best!
And so when I have turned a planet into a huge crater,
You will know I am the model of an elite Irken invader!
Gir: And so when he has turned a planet into a huge crater,
You will know he is the model of an elite Irken invader!
