Zim's Little List
The original version of this song is from the Mikado; if you have no idea what it is like, take a look at: http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/mikado/html/none_be_missed.html.
Zim: To prepare for my future as the ruler of this Earth,
I've made a little list... I've made a little list...
Of the Earthenoids who I'll destroy, since they're of little worth.
Those who never would be missed... who never would be missed!
There's the teachers who assign huge piles of useless busywork,
The fashionable kids who laugh at each and every quirk,
And the kids who, just to fit in, will often laugh along,
And those kids who write about me, but who always write me wrong,
Particularly writers of stories romanticist...
They'd none of 'em be missed... they'd none of 'em be missed!
Gir: He's got 'em on the list... he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed... they'll none of 'em be missed!
Zim: There are those who do not obey Zim when he gives a command!
I really must insist... that they'll be on the list!
And execs who see a good show but decide it should be canned!
They never would be missed... they never would be missed!
Then the baby who is disgusting and drools a little much,
His parents, who insist their filthy offspring's cute and such,
And then ask you your opinion and expect full compliance,
And the people who believe in theories of parascience...
Do not think that I've forgotten one young paranormalist...
I don't think he'd be missed... I'm sure he'd not he missed!
Gir: He's got him on the list... he's got him on the list;
And he don't think he'll be missed... he's sure he won't be missed!
Zim: And I have to add the human who draws weird and twisted stuff,
The morbid cartoonist... I've got him on the list!
Plus the greedy producers who can never earn enough,
They'd none of 'em be missed... they'd none of 'em be missed.
And there's those who, for a living, lend their voices to TV,
And thus don't find honest work, but rather goof off for a fee,
And, of course, there's many more, but as for me, I'm through.
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
I wouldn't be surprised if all of Earth gets on the list,
For these humans won't be missed... they'd none of 'em be missed!
Gir: You can put 'em on the list... you can put 'em on the list;
And these humans won't be missed... they'll none of 'em be missed!
