Chapter One- The Mysterious Add -nyo.

The alarm clock rang. It was about 10:00 in the morning, Dejiko sprawled on the floor cuddling her blanket and moaning. Puchiko, also asleep, felt around for the alarm clock. She inched her fingers over the loud object, and suddenly felt Gema's arm slap hers. Puchiko's eyes opened as she saw Gema in front of her bed. "You must get up- gema. Sleeping in makes you sick- gema gema."

An hour or so later, Dejiko and Puchiko were sitting at the table, watching small creatures skitter across their plate of fried rice. "Who made this- nyu?" Puchiko mumbled, her eyes barely open. Dejiko's face flattened as she said one word. "Usada." As if on command, Usada burst into the room, a broom in her hand. She slid over to Dejiko and whacked her in the head, making Dejiko fall onto the floor, slip on a toy car, and land in her fish tank. The fish began nibbling Dejiko as Usada laughed. She poked Dejiko with the broomstick again, this time adding "Rabi~en~Rose!" Dejiko bubbled "Usada Usada Usadaaaa.!". Dejiko bit the broomstick and Usada fell backwards and shrieked. She then noticed Puchiko at the table, staring blankly at her. Usada waved and laughed nervously, backing out the door and running home. Dejiko slowly managed to squeeze out of the tiny tank, chunks of her missing. She glanced at the clock and grabbed Puchiko, crying "We're late- nyo~!"

As Puchiko dusted the objects and Dejiko mopped the floor (punishment for being late), they could hear Usada's evil cackle coming from the card section. Dejiko thought, "If the card section is all the way down there, and the manager is eating lunch, I don't have to finish my work- nyo!" She sat down at the main desk, realizing there wasn't much to do now that she had stopped her chores. She looked over the desk, when her eye caught a newspaper. "It's the only thing I can do- nyo." She picked it up. "Nyo, nyo, nyo. Boring." She flipped pages rapidly, until she came to an add section. She noticed the word "IDOL" and looked to the add it was posted on. It read "BECOME AN IDOL- Contest July 27, in the middle of Tokyo City. Please arrive at 9:30 AM sharp, and prepare an act or dance to prove how worthy you are of becoming an idol. Please sign up on arrival." Her eyes turned to stars. Now she could finally become what she had always wanted to be, and beat Usada at it. She closed her eyes and began daydreaming, when something interrupted her. Usada's face was right in hers. "GET.BACK.TO WOR- " Before Usada could finish her sentence, her ear was in Dejiko's grasp. "Nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo!" Dejiko cackled, pulling it harder. Suddenly, there was a loud ripping noise. "DAMMIT! You ripped my ear!" Usada tore it away from Dejiko and rubbed it against her cheek, crying. "My beautiful ear, my beautiful ear." Suddenly her eyes turned to flames as she tilted her head slowly to Dejiko. She looked around for a weapon, but since she found nothing, picked up a manga book. "I'll.I'll paper cut you to death!!" She sliced the book at Dejiko, as Dejiko dodged, laughing at her insane attempt. She laughed so hard, she knocked the newspaper into Usada. Unfortunately, the idol-add landed right infront of Usada's face. "EEEE!" She ran out of the room squealing in excitement. Dejiko realized what Usada had seen and fell over. She thought to herself "My career.my first chance... at becoming and idol.has been eaten.by a cow- nyo."