"DIE MAXWELL!!!" Wufei shouted. He appeared at the top of a snow ridge. He had apparently built a stronghold there and had many snowballs prepared for the assault on the fort named 'The Maxwell Chapel'.
"You will never get me!!! The holy chapel of snow will prevail!" Duo shouted back. He was too caught up in the action to realize that he was at a disadvantage. Wufei launched a pelting rain of snowballs from behind his fort. Duo ducked and hoped that it wouldn't hit him. After he stopped, Duo grabbed a handful and launched them up at Wufei. Duo figured out he was at a disadvantage, but he was the God of Death. His odds of winning this one were 1 to 1000, but he is the God of Death. What use does a god have for odds? Quatre called Duo's name from behind the rock. He had crept over close enough to get a good picture.
"DUO!!! SMILE!!!" Quatre shouted. He snapped a picture just as a snowball pelted Duo on the head. "WUFEI!!!! SMILE!!!" Quatre shouted. He snapped the picture just in time to see Wufei with a giant pile of snow on his head. Before either of the two could retaliate, he ran back in the shadows.
"MAXWELL!!! You'll pay!!!" Wufei shouted. He pulled out a garbage can lid from behind the fort. It's amazing what people discard in ski resorts now days. He jumped on it and started sliding down the hill. "I'M GOING TO GET YOU MAXWELL!!!" he shouted. He came zooming down the ridge.
"EEEEKKKK!!! Chinese mad man on the loose!!!" Duo shouted. He dived into the snow bank. Wufei went sailing over him and went further down the ridge.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!! I cannot STOOOPPPPP!!!" Wufei shouted. He went sailing into the next snow bank on the other side. He made a nice indent in the snow, and he must've have gone half way through the ridge before he stopped. The hole in the bank looked just like Wufei.
"I've gotta get this one," Quatre said jumping and sliding down the ridge. He snapped a quick picture of the mark Wufei left. Duo was rolling with laughter on top of the ridge. Duo came sailing down and stopped by Quatre.
"Wonderful plan executed by Chang…except for one flaw. His vehicle had no breaks," Duo said laughing. Quatre laughed hard too. Wufei yelled from inside and they got freaked out. "EEEEEEKKKKK!!! He's gonna get me!!!" Duo screamed.
"Uh-oh…he doesn't sound to thrilled." Quatre said. He dashed back up the ridge, clawing his way up to hide.
"Bye-bye Wu-man!!! Come and get me, IF YOU CAN!!!" Duo said. He climbed on top of the hill Wufei went sailing into and covered the opening he had made. He made sure it was pretty hard to get out and then ran up back up the ridge. He hid behind a tree and waited for Wufei to come raging out. In a few minutes he got his wish. He saw a fist come flying out through the layer of snow.
"MAXWELL!!!" he shouted. He came charging up the hill wearing an evil grin. Duo grimaced. He ducked behind a tree and hoped for the best. Then he heard a war cry from the other side of the ridge and saw someone come charging across the snow with a couple snowballs in hand. She, yes she, was making a beeline for Wufei.
"IT IS I, RELENA PEACECRAFT!!! PROTECTOR OF GOODWILL AND ALL SNOWBALL FIGHTS!!! I BRING JUSTICE TO THOSE WHO HAVE NOT HAD THE RIGHT TREATMENT!!! YOU TRAITOR, SHALL PAY THE CONSEQUENCES OF GOING AFTER THE DEFENSELESS DUO MAXWELL!!!" she shouted. Wufei started in astonishment and Duo cracked up.
"That's RIGHT!!! Hey…defenseless…wait a minute.." Duo said.
"Are you CRAZY woman?!" Wufei asked.
"She's not crazy! She's a woman on fire!" Duo shouted back.
"I should have known…ask stupid questions, receive stupid answers from stupid people," Wufei sighed. Quatre whipped out his camera and took a snapshot of Relena charging across the bank throwing snow at Wufei. Quatre started laughing so hard, he couldn't help himself. Trowa and Heero were having a fight by themselves up on the top of the ridge. Quatre went climbing up to check it out. He was met by a fat snowball in the face.
"HEY!!!" Quatre shouted. Heero and Trowa paid no attention to Quatre's exclamation.
"HEAVYARMS BARREL GUN FIRE!!!" Trowa shouted. He started rapidly firing a pile of snowballs he had made earlier. It sure acted like one of those automatic guns. Heero had to duck for cover.
"WING ZERO BUSTER RIFLE ATTACK!!!" Heero shouted in retaliation. I guess even kids fresh out of their childhood can enter their second one. Heero slung a giant snowball at Trowa that knocked him over backward and buried him in a pile of snow.
"SMILE GUYS!!!" Quatre shouted. He popped up and snapped a picture. He then ran back down the hill to hide from the two of them. There was one victim that he had not gotten yet, and he had no idea where he went exactly. It was Zechs Marquise, a.k.a. Milliardo Peacecraft. He went over the mounds of snow looking for him. He heard some laughter behind the trees. He crawled through the trees and found Zechs by himself on the other side of the hill having his own little snow tea party. He had made his guests out of snow and the teapot and teacups out of snow as well. He was carrying a great conversation with the inanimate creatures as well. Quatre slid down the hill. "SMILE ZECHS!!!" he shouted. After snapping the picture, he scrambled away. It took awhile for Zechs to realize that he had been seen.
"QUATRE RABERBA WINNER!!! COME BACK HERE! I'LL SMASH THAT CAMERA INTO LITTLE BITS AND PIECES!!! I WILL I SWEAR IT!!!" he shouted. It was too late, Quatre was already long gone. He had disappeared somewhere around the snowball fighting arena. Zechs could hear Duo and Relena shouting on the other side.
