A/N: It's six in the morning. I've got an idea… From watching Shrek. Either I'm obsessed or I've got something called insomnia. Eugh. Here we go again…

The whole class just simply sat staring at Gohan, who was starting to look nervous. Sharpener and Eraza were on the verge of peeing their pants and Videl wasn't too far off.  Gohan raised his hand. "Mr. Callahan, could I please go to the bathroom?"

"Y…y…yes Gohan," the pale faced professor said quietly. Everyone fell over, anime-style.

"Thank you!" Gohan stood up and rushed passed his friends and dashed into the hallway. They could hear him open the door to the next classroom, run across to the other side, open the window and they saw him jump out. He landed beside where he had "placed" the two ginyu force members, who were now gone. Gohan swore loudly and then took off into the air.

"He can fly!"

"HE CAN FLY?"

"Wow! He can fly!"

"That stupid kid! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO THE BATHROOM!!! IT'S DETENTION FOR YOU!" the professor shrieked while shaking his fist in Gohan's direction. Meanwhile,  Videl was the first one to pull herself together. She stood up with her trademark frown/determined look on her face.

"I guess I was right. He really is Singingman- I mean, Saiyaman… Hmmm… Well, wherever he's going, I'll find him! Uhhh… professor, can I go to the bathroom?"

"Yes Videl," the clueless teacher mumbled.

She smiled and jumped out of the hole in the wall that was right beside her and took out her jet copter. Videl climbed in and took off in the direction that Gohan had gone in. Callahan grunted like a wounded animal. "YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TRIED TO PRETEND TO BE GOING PEE! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU TEENAGERS ARE A DISGRACE! LAZY, BRATTY, STUPID DISGRACES!!!" Then he fell over into a dead faint. Eraza giggled stupidly.

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 Gohan was having a hard time. Apparently, dead people from he--- grrr… HFIL didn't have any ki. Then he spotted them- Freeza, Cell, King Cold and the whole Ginyu force- minus the captain. He was still Being Bulma's Brownish Bullfrog (heh heh heh. I love doing this!).  He swooped downwards and at the same time he pressed the button on his watch to transform into Saiyaman.  "Stop you fiends!!!" he bellowed.

The group of freakishly unsubtle villains looked up as a man dressed in red, green and black came down from the sky. "Who are you?" the small green man named Gurudo demanded. Gohan smiled. He was hoping that they would ask that.

He began doing his embarrassing routine. "I am the defender of justice! Protector of love and all things yummy! I AM…. THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!" insert stupid pose

Cell stared stupidly. Freeza fell over. King Cold started laughing. The Ginyu force, however, applauded. "I'll be damned if that wasn't the best routine I've ever seen!" Gurudo cried happily.

"You are damned but you're right! That was fantastic!" A very bruised Jeice cried. "Will you teach us?"

Gohan smiled triumphantly. "Of course!" He walked over to the Ginyu force and began going through the moves.

Will Gohan ever get serious? Find out next time on To Kill Gohan! THE FREAKISHLY UNSUBTLE VILLANS!!! R&R! Have a wonderful happy, helpful, hungry… never mind…