A/N: Got the day off cuz it's a snow day! I can't even open my door. Life is good… J

"Hey! I think he's got it!" Gurudo exclaimed happily pointing towards Racoom. Gohan looked over towards the giant who was looking extremely stupid with Gohan's fancy cheerleader poses. blink blink. Sweat drop.

"WHAT?!?!?!? You retard! I look nothing like that!!!" Gohan shrieked.

"What d'ya mean? He looks exactly like you!" Jeice replied, confused. Gohan "eeped". I look like THAT? Oh my god. I'm such a loser… Well, at least nobody knows who I am…

"HEY GOHAN! NEED SOME HELP?" Gohan looked up to see Videl in her tacky, yellow helicopter. She jumped down to the ground and smiled. "See! I told you I'd find out who you are!" blink blink. Sweat drop.

"Someone please kill me. Now."

Cell smirked. "Gladly," he said in his constipated-grasshopper*** voice (***not to be confused with grassmonkey.). The constipated-grasshopper stepped forwards.

"Cell? What are you doing here? My dad killed you seven years ago!" Videl said, confused.

Blink blink. Sweat drop.  "Gohan, you're a dad? Well that's really special! Congrats to you and the lucky lady!" Freeza said happily.

"No, Freeza you stupid prick! They're the SAME AGE!!!"  King Cold yelled.

"Sigh. Kid these days! They're havin' kids younger and younger these days!"

EVERYONE:

Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
 And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuusssssssss!!!

(A/N: Canadians, please don't be offended. It's not supposed to offend. Actually, I'm Canadian too! So there!)

Gohan and Videl stared at each other. "Alrighty… WAIT A SEC! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'GOHAN'S KID'?!?!?! I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY DAD, MR.SATAN."

"Who?" Racoom asked.

"He's just this stupid human that attempted to kill me. Needless to say, he failed. Miserably." Cell answered in a bored voice. "Speaking of moi, Gohan, it's time for us to get our revenge. After all, it's your fault we're dead."

"Eugh? What do you mean? It was Trunks who killed the fridge family and Vegeta killed Racoom, Jeice, Gurudo and The funny blue man (I can't remember his name. Will someone please tell me?). The only person I killed was Mr. Grasshopper over there!"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GOHAN? IT WAS MY DAD WHO BEAT CELL!" Videl screamed.

"Yeah you stupid skinny kid! Now stand back! I've got some ass kicking to do!" Everyone whirled around to find a huge man who's hair came from the 70's… I wonder who it could be…

Heh. I'm done. But I had to re-load my story. All my wonderful reviews are gone. I'm no longer special. starts crying. Suddenly, she gets and evil look on her face! ALRIGHT! NO MORE STORY TILL I GET 20 REVIEWS!!!! Inserta Vegeta smirk. So there!