A/N: Top 'o' the morning to ya! Happy St. Patty's day! I'm sorry for the wait. Unfortunately, I'm very sick. When I'm sick, I get tired and when I'm tired, I get hyper. When I'm hyper, Wallpaper seems funny. Please attempt to bear with me
Also, I received an e-mail making fun of me for being Canadian. QUESTION: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WRITE THIS IN FRENCH!!??!?!?!? Je peux faire ça aussi! Ce n'est pas très difficile!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE FUN OF YOU???? ARG!!!! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WE DON'T SAY A BOOT INSTEAD OF ABOUT AND I SAY ZEE- NOT ZED! I HAVE A COUCH, NOT A CHESTERFEILD AND I'M NOT A BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRR.
Oh! Canada!!! Our home and native land…
ahem
many thanks go out to those who told be that the funny blue guy's name is Burta.
I totally forgot, Uhh, I don't own anything. At all. Nothing. Actually, I do own my cat. But he's pretty much worthless, although he IS extremely cute and soft and fuzzy…
Everyone whirled around to face Mr. Satan along with several hundred reporters. "Now, everyone out of the way. I've got some ass kicking to do!" The cocky, yet hot (joking!!!) "hero" stepped walked towards Cell. "Listen, it's not very funny that you're dressing up as Cell to scare people," he shouted.
Gohan shook his head. This guy's gonna get himself killed. Hmmm… actually, that'd be pretty cool. evil grin. "Oh wow! It's Mr. Satan! Jeepers Cell, you don't stand a chance!" he said VERY sarcastically. Cell looked over at Gohan. Gohan looked at Cell and winked. This was going to be funny…
"That's right kid! That Cell imitator is gonna die!!!!!"
"Burta," Cell mumbled in a bored voice, "It seems that even Gohan wants this foolish man dead. Dispose of him." Burta nodded enthusiastically and walked over to Hercule.
"What do you want?" Satan demanded. Without a word, Burta picked him up and started spinning Hercule over his head but the leg. After several swings, Burta let go and sent Mr. Satan into orbit.
"Daddy!!!!!!! No! Someone please save him!" Videl gushed. Eepers. Now she's gonna be unhappy. Gohan thought. Women, they're just waaaaay too hard to please.
"I'll save him, Miss Videl. Don't you fear!" snicker. Gohan leaped into the air and headed off in Mr. Satan's direction.
"Wow, he's a real ladies man, just like his dad! Very, smart, saving her dad!" Jeice whispered excitedly. The rest of the freakishly unsubtle villains agreed.
Yeah, it's short. Yeah, it's lame. Sorry. Writers block! Someone e-mail me an idea!!!!!!!!!! Grr…. my addy is top_call@hotmail.com
