Oh you shameless people you! So many wonderful reviews! I'd kiss ya'll but I've got a stuffy nose and not enough lip balm! Anywho, I was high today- sugar high that is! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! Yes so along with one of my best friends, I got really hyper. Much cookie dough! Much ideas! Involving cookie dough and my lunch hour! Me no speak English! I'M STILL HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Gohan, I have to go pee."

"I JUST STOPPED VIDEL! HOLD IT IN!"

"Yeah but I can't stop thinking about water! The Hoover Dam, Mississippi. All those hundreds of galleons of water, gushing, splashing, flowing…"

"Now I gotta go." Cell mumbled.

"Me too!" yelled Hercule. 

Gohan's eye twitched. Why me? "Fine. There's a gas station up ahead. We'll stop there."

"Nooooooooooooo!!! Gohan! I don't want to be late for the conference!" Vegeta whined.

"I DON'T CARE!"

"oki."

Gohan was rather peeved. Freeza had taken 20 minutes. He stopped the car again and the three…ahem… needy people hopped out. Five minutes and 47 ki blasts later, Videl returned with her father and Cell, who was carrying a large brown sack. When Cell sat down, he opened the bag and pulled out several buckets of cookie dough (yum!). Everyone grabbed some before the two endless pits that were the Sayains could take it all. Vegeta and Gohan grabbed about 10 pounds each and began stuffing their faces. Well, at least there's something good coming out of this! Gohan thought happily. Cookie dough was his only weakness. That and his mother's infamous frying pan.

When everyone was finished and feeling quite sick, yet hyper at the same time, Gohan pulled out of the gas station and left. He stopped in front of an old man trying to cross the street. Due to his Prozac-like state of mind, he started giggling. The others joined in. For absolutely no reason, they began rolling on the floor of the van, in fits of hyena-like laughter.  The old man noticed this and started grumbling about "kids these days." When he finally got to the other side of the street, Gohan revved the engine and screeched away, leaving a patch of burnt tire on the pavement.

"Lets sing!" Vegeta cried and they all began singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer! Ya take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!"

Ten minutes later, the song grew old so the group found something new to laugh about- birds. Every time they saw one, they howled with laughter and began making horrible impressions of birds. It didn't get old. "HellO! I'm a BBBBIIIIrd!!!!!!!!" Jeice yelled and her stood up in the cramped van and began impersonating a buzzard. The delusional and odd compilation (heh. I've got such a great vocab!) of 'friends' laughed again and were starting to hyperventilate.

Now, as you may know, when people are sugar high, they tend to have mood swings. Gohan experienced one of those and suddenly got extremely angry. He blew his horn endlessly and started speeding even more then usual. The result was a fifteen car pileup and several accidents following his wake. He fingered cops and hit small rodents, not caring about the consequences.  The others cheered him on.

Eurg. I don't like this chapter. I'm all discombobulated. Sorry. Oh well! To tell the truth, this is a small variation of what happened to me today! Except, I didn't kill people or cause accidents. Only one speeding ticket! Yahoo. Do you yahoo? I don't! ha ha ha!