Just looked at my review section. 99. **Twitch** grrr…. ONE MORE!!!!!!

Also, I was threatened: update soon or a picky of Vegeta in a ballet dress. I'm updating now. Send the picture anyway!!!!

Large amounts of tests coming up. Ouchies. I don't like tests, however, I never study and I'm still on the honor roll. Go me. I'm so perfect. Ha. Right.

If ya have anything that I can use in the story, e-mail me! Top_call@hotmail.com

Either that or you could simply look at my profile and find the address there. Top call. Heh. Gotta love that phrase.

BEWARE: I Have a Thesaurus and I'm not afraid to use it- today!

BEWARE: Lettuce.

On with the story.

Gohan was in an irascible  (ha! Irritable) state of mind. He'd been driving for several hours and no one was shutting up. He was on the inedible "burn" of his sugar high. Every one else was still hyper. In order to drown out the endless noise coming from his prating friends, he turned on the radio.

"In other news, the steel giraffes are rebelling, due to Celin Dion's turned up leg and grandpa aged husband…"

Switch

"Oops! I farted again!"

Switch

"Our antique toboggans are 3% safer then rolling logs! Call today!"

Switch

Day 23 of the toll both strike. Further investigation proves that George W. Bush was right- Sponges don't make very good fire extinguishers. This was said approximately four months after the pretzel incident."

Switch

"Tonight, 900 people will die form piano related accidents. 899 of those could have been prevented…"

Switch

"Cardboard sales went up 0.001% last night, ridding Canada of its deficit"

Gohan turned the radio off. There was nothing on. "Damn it! Damn it all to hell."

Hercule's ears perked up. "Hey! Skinny kid! Watch your language around my daughter!  That's HFIL."

"Whatever." Gohan sighed. There was nothing to do except drive and he was getting bored. I swear, he thought, I have ADD.

"Really Hercule! Don't be so critical of us! We're sorta people too! As James Boswell said, 'Hell is paved with good intentions'. Don't you agree father?"

Freeza asked.

"Yes son! Boswell had some great insight! We should really…"

 Gohan rolled his eyes again. The group was getting increasingly annoying. He looked over towards the ocean, which was literally only a few feet away. Maybe I can drive the stupid van into the ocean and make it look like an accident.

"Hey Captain Obvious!" Jeice yelled. He'd been calling Gohan that for hours, just because Gohan felt the need to correct the police officer. Gohan chose to ignore the rude nickname.

Jeice crawled up beside Gohan and tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me, Captain Obvious, but I have to go pee." Gohan's temper got the best of him. Instead of responding with a smart remark or a simple "no", Gohan threw him out the window.

And that was the end of Jeice

Ah bien, j'ai fini! Est-ce que vous avez aimé?

Har har. I speak French.

Oh bueno, me hacen.  ¿usted tienen gusto de él? 

I also have a vague idea of how to speak Spanish.

Oh bom, eu sou feito.   você gostam d? 

I have a Portuguese friend

L'OH buon, sono fatto.  voi lo gradiscono? 

My best friend is Italian

Gutes OH-, werde ich getan.  Sie mögen es? 

Now I'm German

よいオハイオ州私はされる。あなた好むそれをか. 

I don't have jap text support.

All that says is "oh good, I'm done. Did you like it?"

Really. Did you? One more review!!!!!!!!! Then I'm a 100er