Sorry for the wait! I was in a catatonic state due to the extreme amount of reviews!!!!!! Yahoo!!! Actually, I've been caught up in schoolwork. Very busy semester. Large amount of revision. Fortunately, I'm just sooooooooo smart that……….
Whatever.
Onwards
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Contemplating doing the language thing. That's really fun. For my, anyway.
**ahem**
"Gohan! I'm hungry!" The Sayain Prince whined to the millionth time. "I wanna eat!"
Gohan's eye twitch had moved through his entire face and his left shoulder. It wasn't a pretty sight. Mostly, the villains, Hercule, Videl and Vegeta had kept quiet even since Jeice had um… retired. But when a sayain's gotta eat, a sayain's gotta eat! Gohan huffed and pulled into the conveniently placed diner on the side of the highway. It was pretty old and really small but in a pinch (or a punch) it'd do. The group clamored out of the van and ran inside "Bertha's Bar".
When they got inside, Gohan and Videl were asked for ID but the evil look coming from Gohan was good enough for them. The 10 err… companions sat down at a large table and became extremely red when Vegeta started howling for food. A young waitress ran up to the table.
"Hello y'all. Welcome to Bertha's bar. What'd ya'll like ta drink?" The girl asked, with a drawl in her accent.
Most of them ordered cokes but well, Gohan was under a lot of strain. "25 cups of BLACK coffee. No sugar. No milk. Just plain coffee."
The waitress blinked stupidly. "D'ya want water in yer coffee?"
"YES!!!"
"But you said you wanted plain coffee-"
"Just shut up and get it!!!" Gohan's PMS had been acting up. The scared waitress ran towards the kitchen, screaming for Joe to get some coffee, stat.
Vegeta smirked. There was hope for the corruption of Kakarott Brat Number 1 yet.
Freeza licked his lips. "You know Gohan," he said seductively, "That really turned my on."
Gohan paled. "I… err… have… to… go…pee." He jumped out of his seat and ran towards the men's room. Videl decided that she'd rather not be left with the freaks so she followed as well.
The raven-haired girl found her friend curled up in a ball in the corner of the guy's bathroom. She sat down beside Gohan and smiled. "Hey Gohan. How're ya doing?"
"Badly. I'm so sick of this. They're all driving me crazy!" He mumbled.
"Well, why don't we do something about that."
"Yeah, but first there's something I want to ask you."
"Okay- shoot!"
"wouldyouliketogotothemovieswithmeofsomething"
"Huh? What did you say?"
"Videl, deny thy father! Refuse thy name and go out for pizza with me!"
"Yes! I will. But before we do that, we must escape theses hooligans. Run away with me, my darling!"
Gohan nodded at Videl and they both jumped out the nearby bathroom window. They ran towards highway and Gohan pulled out a capsule to turn it into a car. They hopped in and started to drive away into the sunset…
A/N: Ha! Another twist! It's not over yet! Almost though, one or two chapters left. Don't worry- it's not going to be mushy. Urk.
NEXT TIME: It's car chase! What don't they fly? Well, I don't know. I just like car chases! Gimmie lots of review or no update- wait! Gimmie lots of reviews or I'll write the entire chapter in Japanese! Like, the characters. Not actual letters. The characters that no one can read!
