"You can't insult me!" Draco stared furious at Spike "And why not, little one? What if I decide to hurt you instead?", as soon as I got rid of my chip, Spike added mentally "I'm a Malfoy, and no one dares to speak to me like that! DAA-DYYY!" Lucius enters the scene, wand raised. "What is it this time?" "This filthy vampire insulted me, Daddy!" Lucius sighted "Imperio! You will now be Buffy's sick Love-Bunny" "I will be Buffy's sick Love-Bunny" Spike goes to search Buffy "Draco, can't you help yourself? You're simply not evil enough to be my son!"



Draco sits in front of Jerry Springer. "So your Dad and his evil over Lord are plotting to rule the Word?" "Yes, and they won't let me join the Death Eaters too!" "Let us ask Lucius why he doesn't want let his son rule the world with his Lord. Welcome Lucius Malfoy" Crowd: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy" "Why don't you want Draco become a Death Eater?" "Well, Jerry, he's not evil enough! He's the Diet Coke of evil, and therefore he can't serve our Dark Lord. You must understand Draco, I love you, but I don't want to be ashamed because of you. Imagine what the others would say, if I asked for your initiation! Avery would laugh his ass of, and even Crabbe and Goyle would think that I'm out of my mind, if my semi-evil son became a Death Eater. The LeStranges would never again talk to me, and I could not stand it if Severus would watch me with one of his mockingly smirks" "But Professor Snape told me, that he liked me!" "Sorry, but he lied to you. He just told you so, to kiss my ass! But he don't need to do that any longer, since we both agree, that even Wormtail is more evil then you" Tears are running down Draco's face. "So I can't have a Dark Mark for my birthday?" "No, you can't" From the crowd Dumbledore rises, and comes to give Draco a hug. "But instead you can have a Lemon Drop"