Alex Trebek walked onto the stage and said, "Hello everyone. Welcome to Jeopardy!"

The applause sign lit up and the entire audience began to clap and cheer. Rei began to shout, "Go Ami! Yeah, beat the odango atama and her pink spore brat! Woohoo!"

Mamoru shot her glance of pure evil, I mean they are his future wife and spawn after all. Rei's face glowed red as embarrassment filled her. She curled up in a ball and sat there, frustrated with herself. She just couldn't do anything right, could she?

Up on stage, Alex was reading off the six categories, "Dragon, Ball, 'Z', the Z being in quotation marks, Advanced Spelling, True Love, and , of course, Sailor Moon. Usagi, you start us off."

Ami's mouth was gaping at the stupidity level of these categories. A child could win with these questions. I might actually have to work at this.

Usagi, meanwhile, had been studying the categories carefully and had come to decision. "Alex, I'll take Sailor Moon for two hundred, please."

They heard a voice come over the intercom, "The answer is: In the animated series "Sailor Moon", what is the general term used to describe the group comprised of Prince Diamond, Sapphire, Emerald, Rubeus, Wiseman, and the Four Sisters?"

Usagi squeaked in surprise as she realized that she knew the answer to this one. She began to repeatedly hit her buzzer. Ami, who also knew the answer, was also smacking the top of the buzzer with her thumb. Chibi-Usa, however, had burst into tears because she remembered her stay with those people as Wicked Lady. Seeing this, Usagi reached over to give her a hug.

This gave Ami the perfect opportunity to buzz in. Unfortunately, her buzzer slipped and hit the ground. Bending over to pick it up gave Usagi just enough time to be the first one to buzz in.

Alex, who had been watching the scene with avid interest, shook his head and said, "Ah, Usagi."

"What is evil people?"

Alex, who now felt like smacking his forehead, just shook his head and said, "That is incorrect. Anyone else?"

By this time, Ami had composed herself and so hit the buzzer.

"Yes? Ami?"

"What is the Black Moon Family?"

"That is correct."

"I'll take Advanced Spelling for 800, Alex."

This is perfect, Ami thought. They'll never be able to get these, and this should be just enough points to give me a substantial lead. I will never lose!

The mysterious voice read the next answer, "A spoonful of sugar will help the medicine go down and chimney sweeps are dirty. Spell supercalifragilisticexpialodocious."

Ami's jaw dropped, while Usagi burst into song. The only person who had a clue was Chibi-Usa, who had seen "Mary Poppins" so many times that she had the entire script memorized. Slowly, ever so slowly, the pink-haired spore's finger tapped down on the buzzer.

"What is S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-I-A-L-O-D-O-C-I-O-U- S!"

Alex turned to the judges and was surprised to see them nodding their heads. He said, "That is correct."

Chibi-Usa clapped happily and did a little dance. Usagi was distraught to see that her little demon spore of a child was beating her, but then again, she was on television, so she couldn't do anything about it, yet.

Mr. Trebek smiled and said, "Chibi-Usa, it's your turn."

"Oh, okay. I'll take True Love for four hundred, Alex."

Again with the mysterious voice, "Fill in the blank from this famous song, 'When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's what?"

Usagi, who had recently been listening to this song, buzzed in excitedly, "Oh, oh, Alex, I know. Pick me! Pick me!"

An abnormally large sweat drop now appeared on the forehead of said Alex Trebek, "Yes, Usagi. Your question is?"

"What's Amore!"

"That is correct. 400 points for Usagi."

While Usagi did a victory dance, Ami's jaw dropped in utter surprise. She still couldn't believe that, of all the people to be tied with, she was tied with Usagi! Ami shook her head and threw her arms up in confusion and dismay. At the mean time, Usagi was selecting the new answer, "I'll take True Love for 200."

Mysterious voice arrives yet again, "L is for the way you LOOK at me, O is you're the ONLY one I see, V is VERY, VERY, what?"

Although Usagi was also recently listening to this song, so was Ami on her date with Greg the night before. Ami's finger flew down on the buzzer. Alex looked up, smiled and said, "Ah yes, Ami, what is your question?"

"What is extraordinary?"

"Very well done, Ami. That brings you into second place with four hundred points. Next category?"

"I'll take Dragon for 1000, Alex."

Here comes Mr. Mysterious Voice, "True or false: Barney, the large purple and green creature who children adore is a dragon."

Chibi-Usa began to dance around in circles. She knew the answer to this one. Usagi was frustrated. She had watched the show so many times with Chibi-Usa, and yet she couldn't remember what the stupid thing was. However, Ami had also watched the show many times while babysitting the spore, so she too knew what the purple demon was. Glaring daggers at each other, Ami and Chibi-Usa both pressed the button at the exact same moment. This caused the system to overload. Suddenly, there was an explosion.

Ami, who of course was prepared, popped back from the transformation dimension, while Usagi and Chibi-Usa both had black, char-covered, burnt clothing and faces. Usagi blinked and some of the ashes fell off of her face. Ami buzzed in.

Alex, who was coughing in the smoke, had to squint to see who had buzzed in, "Yes. Ami?"

"What is false?" "That is correct, Ami. That brings you into the lead. Pick again."

"I'll take 'Z' for 400, Alex."

An annoying ringing noise suddenly filled the studio. The mysterious voice screamed, "Daily Double! Daily Double! Daily Double!"

"Ami, what is your wager?"

Thinking carefully, Ami finally came to a decision, "I'll wager the entire fourteen hundred, Alex. I'm going for a true daily double."

As the members of the audience began to cheer, the mysterious voice interrupted, "Who is the man in black who used the letter 'Z' as his symbol?"

Ami clapped her hands in delight. She had seen enough late night Disney to know the answer to this one, "Alex, who is Zorro?"

Alex turned to the judges, a crowd of monkeys and wild-haired people who flipped through a large pile of papers. Seeing one of them nod, Alex turned and said, "That is correct!"

Looking down, Ami saw that the one and the four in her score had changed to a two and and an eight. She began to clap excitedly for herself. Usagi scowled and was ready to growl. Chibi-Usa was scratching at the powder puff that was still stuffed down the back of her pants.

The next few minutes went by quickly. Ami decided to finish out the 'Z' category. She got three more, and Chibi-Usa got the eight hundred question. This brought the totals to Ami at 4600, Usagi 200, and Chibi-Usa to 1600. Chibi-Usa managed to sneak in one more question right before the halfway buzzer rang. "I'll take True Love for eight hundred."

"Okay. Mysterious voice?"

The mysterious voice spoke, "I'm here. Okay, question is, 'How many chambers are there in the heart of a cow?'"

Ami, who was planning to be a doctor, obviously knew the answer. However, Usagi, who had recently gone farming with Mamoru, knew about cows from the speech he had given her. Somehow, at exactly the right moment, Chibi-Usa fell off of her stool. The powder puff slipped out of her pants and into Ami's foot. She looked down to see what had hit her foot, and the buzzer slipped again. Usagi buzzed in and began to sing, "What is four? Four! Four! Four! That's four fours. Four!"

Alex, who was shaking his head in dismay at the scene that was playing out before him, with Chibi-Usa rubbing her eyes due to the powder gluing them shut, Ami was turning forty shades of red as she got more and more angry about the stupid slippery buzzer, and Usagi, who thought Alex was shaking his head because she was wrong, began to cry. Alex said, "Actually, Usagi is correct. That, as we go to a commercial break, brings Usagi's score up to 1000. Now, a word from our sponsors."