Second Part of Potter Hour 2
By: Seto_Kaiba's_Girl
Harry (Lee): How come you took so long to write again?
Hermione (Isabella): Yeah! You suck!
Seto_Kaiba's_Girl: Hey! I had a lot of schoolwork, besides I'm usually tired from track-and-field practices! It's not easy!
Ron (Carter): Seto_Kaiba's_Girl? What a dumb name! I could think of a better name!
Seto_Kaiba's_Girl: Ok, name a good name.
Ron: I Love Fleur! Obviously!
Seto_Kaiba's_Girl: *fall down*(anime style) How come you hate my name?!
Ron: It has Seto Kaiba in it! I HATE him! He's so snobbish! Come to think of it, that means your name means you love him! I hate you! Runs around with a dagger trying to stab Seto_Kaiba's_Girl
Seto_Kaiba's_Girl: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Let's get on with the movie, shall we? Hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeellllllllllllppppppppp!
NEW CHARACTER: KAKAROFF(sorry for any spelling errors) AS STERLING
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The most deadly gangsters in China, the Triads, captured Harry and Ron. The Triads made them strip and pushed them onto the highway! They had to run through China buttnaked to the police station.
When they got to the police station, Dumbledore was taking to Kakaroff.
"What will we do about the bombing at the American Embassy?" Kakaroff asked.
"Don't worry! Chief Inspector Potter has got it all under control," Just then, Harry and Ron ran in, they were obviously naked. Wolf- whistles flew through the room," and there he is now…"
While, Ron and Harry were dressing, Ron got pissed at Harry because Harry said Ron got in the way.
"Why did you go up to Draco Malfoy?" Harry demanded.
" You told me you needed back-up! I had your back! I was about to finish of those gang of Triads but you had to butt in!" Ron shouted.
"Stop it! I'm sick of your bullshit!" Harry yelled.
"My bullshit? I'm not the one who goes to a Karaoke bar filled with gangsters! I'm not the one who goes to massage parlors to bust crime lords!" Ron told him.
"But it's my job!" Harry cried.
"You're job. You pitiful man, pathetic! And I don't give if that's your bloody job! When's the last time you had some fun, man? When's the last time you took a night off, had a date, guy?" Ron asked.
"I have plenty of dates!" Harry retorted angrily.
"Really?" asked Ron unbelievingly," When was the last time you had some Mu-Shu? Let's hear it, Harry, when was it? Year of the rat?"
"You would never understand my life! You're parents didn't die! You aren't famous for destroying Voldemort" Harry said as Ron shuddered at that name.
"Oh well! I don't want a bloody scar on my forehead anyway! At least you aren't the only son of a family that your family looks down to!" Ron said.
Then, Harry got fed up with Ron and left, slamming the door behind him. Ron was wondering how he got into this mess. Harry was his best friend! Then he remembered that Heaven on Earth Massage Parlor's receptionist, Cho, still had his passport.
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When Harry walked out of the room, he saw Kakaroff sitting on Dumbledore's desk with the most peculiar expression on his face. Dumbledore was standing behind him with a disapproving look on his face. Uh Oh Harry thought…
"Harry, this is Special Agent Kakaroff from the United Stated Secret Service," Dumbledore introduced," And this.. this is Chief Inspector Harry Potter."
"Secret Service? Why?" Harry asked.
"What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room," Kakaroff warned," The men who were killed yesterday were not American translators. They were undercover U.S. customs agents trying to break a Triad smuggling ring. We don't know what they're transporting out of Hong Kong, but whatever it is, it got the agents killed."
"How can we help?" Harry questioned.
"Stay bloody out of our way!" Kakaroff answered.
"But I can get Ricky Tan!" Harry retorted.
"We know all about Tan. That's why we're leaving him out there as bait. We think this is a lot bigger than just Ricky Tan and his Fu-Cang-Long Triads!" he answered.
Meanwhile, Ron was on his way to find the Heaven on Earth massage parlor. When he left the room, he saw Ginny, actually she was disguised as a Fed-Ex blonde courier, walked past him. He checked her out and walked by. Ginny left a package in Chief Inspector Harry's room.
Ron walked out of the building. He walked around asking people if they knew where Heaven on Earth massage parlor was. Soon, he came to a store…
"Cheap suits, cheap suits! Cheap suits!" the old man shouted.
"Cheap suits? How cheap?" Ron asked.
"Cheap suits!" The old man said hustling him in.
Ron came out wearing a Chinese man's kinomoto. He proceeded looking for Heaven on Earth. Soon, he saw a Chinese lady selling live chickens.
"Hullo! Can you direct me to Heaven on Earth massage parlor?" Ron asked the old lady.
"Seurng mai gui a? (So you want to buy a chicken?). Yow mui hong gui, laei yew mai-a gui a? (We have lots of chickens, which kind do you want?)" The old said.
"No! I don't want no chicken! Direct me to Heaven on Earth!"
"Ooh!" The old woman said she took a chicken and was preparing to chop it's head off.
"No! Don't kill chicken!" He told her, she put down the blade cleaned the blade and then lifted it again," Hey! I'm a police officer, now put the blade down and let the chicken go."
After a lot of consoling, he was carrying a live chicken walking around the place. Just then, he saw Draco Malfoy…
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How did you like it? Please review, no flames! I decided to do little by little next time, because I'd hate to keep you guys waiting! AAHHH, IT'S RON!! BYE, G2G!!! AH!
