Authors note: HIHI! I wanna write a REALLY funny slayers fanfic, but at do that, it is gonna have at be VERY OOC! So if ya like Slayers that sticks mainly to the original plot, GO AWAY! If ya like mindless humor and stuff, ya might wanna stick around!
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Slayers! NOT!
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Filia: ((walking through the inn, singing to her self, and clutching her Valgaav egg.)) "FEELING! Feeling bitter, twisted all along!"
Xelloss: ((cringes)) What is that noise! It sounds like a creature dying!
Filia: ((huffs)) What do you know, you GARBAGE! Like "But but but" is SO wonderful!
Xelloss: ((sticks out his tongue)) BLAH!
Filia: ((twitchs)) AHHHH!!!
Lina: ((sitting at the table, throws a bone @ them)) DO YOU TWO EVER STOP?!
Filia&Xelloss: ((in unison and surround sound!)) NEVER! ((they both look at each other, then turn away angrily))
Lina: ((snickers, and shovels the rest of her food in her mouth, then takes some of gourrys))
Gourry: HEY! ((sniffles)) that was mine…
Inn keeper: ((ITS ME! =D!)) So, Do you guys have everything you need.. ((smiles @ Xelloss))
Xelloss: ((winks))
Lina: ((rolls eyes)) YEAHYEAH! We're fine! You can leave us alone now!
Inn keeper: ((HARUMPH! =P)) Ok, call if you need anything! ((walks out, smacking Xelloss on the bum))
((Grins, and leaves))
Xelloss: ((^^;; blushes)) She was kinda cute..
((Me: YAYS!!! =D!))
Amelia: RIGHT! I mean.. what were we talking about?
Lina: ((falls over)) Where Zel?
Amelia: Mr. Zelgadis went to some abandoned temple or something… I'm not sure what he was looking for..
Lina: Ummm… maybe a cure?
Amelia: ((thinx)).. OH YEAH!
Lina: ^^;; OIOI!
((suddenly everyone hears strange noises from the bed room))
Amelia: ((screams, and hides behind Lina)) What is that?!
Lina: ((U.U)) Its just Martina and Zangulus.. ((gags))
((muffled voice. Martina: OH BABY!))
((every one cringes))
Filia: *looks around, noticing her egg is gone)) AHHH!!! WHERE'S MY EGG?!
((everyone turns to look at Gourry, as he is about to eat it))
Filia: ((flys across the room, snatchs her egg, and thwaps Gourry w/ her mace)) Don't you even think about it!
Xelloss: ((snickers)) YUM! Valgaav egg!
Filia: ((eyes glow read))
Lina: Don't you two start again! We don't want to blow up THIS inn too!
((Me: YEAH!))
Amelia: ((sings)) "Life is Wonderful!"
Xelloss: ((twitchs)) I should be going now… ((disappears))
((Me: NUUU!!! T.T))
Filia: Oh thank goodness!
((suddenly Rezo flies through the door))
Rezo: I need your guys help!
Gourry: ((stands up)) All right! Does it involve sword fights?!
((in the back ground. Zangulus: I.. challenge.. YOU! Martina: Not right now!))
Rezo: Actually.. I have a mission for you guys.
Lina: ((raises eye brow)) How much does it pay?
Rezo: Anything! Just say you will do it!
Lina: (($_$)) You got it! So, what do ya need?!
Rezo: I need, SUPER HAIR SPRAY! Its been so humid lately, and my old hair spray just won't do! I need something that will help my hair keep its gravity defying look!
((Me: XD!! LMAO!!))
Lina: You've got to be kidding!
Rezo: ((shakes his head solemnly)) I am serious, my old hair spray just won't do! You will have to go into the dark forests, and get the magic hair spray! It is guarded by big scary monsters! It will be very dangerous!
Lina: ((face fault)) All this for hair spray? For STINKIN' hair spray!?
Rezo: ((looked shocked)) Do you have something against hair spray?!
Lina: ((laughs nervously)) Nono! We'll do it! ((looks @ everyone)) Right?
((everyone nodded))
((Me: Aww! Are they leaving already! Wah!))
((more strange noises from the bed room))
Lina: ((^^;;)) I say we leave Martina and Zangulus though.. NOW! Lets go and find Zelgadis! Then we can find the ((sigh)) hair spray..
Amelia&Gourry: RIGHT!
((they wave good bye to Rezo, and head out on their new adventure!))
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YAYS! Since I finished "Slayers Nifty!" today, I'm starting a new, really dumb saga! Hope ya.. Don't flame me .;! R&R! Thanx!
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Slayers! NOT!
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Filia: ((walking through the inn, singing to her self, and clutching her Valgaav egg.)) "FEELING! Feeling bitter, twisted all along!"
Xelloss: ((cringes)) What is that noise! It sounds like a creature dying!
Filia: ((huffs)) What do you know, you GARBAGE! Like "But but but" is SO wonderful!
Xelloss: ((sticks out his tongue)) BLAH!
Filia: ((twitchs)) AHHHH!!!
Lina: ((sitting at the table, throws a bone @ them)) DO YOU TWO EVER STOP?!
Filia&Xelloss: ((in unison and surround sound!)) NEVER! ((they both look at each other, then turn away angrily))
Lina: ((snickers, and shovels the rest of her food in her mouth, then takes some of gourrys))
Gourry: HEY! ((sniffles)) that was mine…
Inn keeper: ((ITS ME! =D!)) So, Do you guys have everything you need.. ((smiles @ Xelloss))
Xelloss: ((winks))
Lina: ((rolls eyes)) YEAHYEAH! We're fine! You can leave us alone now!
Inn keeper: ((HARUMPH! =P)) Ok, call if you need anything! ((walks out, smacking Xelloss on the bum))
((Grins, and leaves))
Xelloss: ((^^;; blushes)) She was kinda cute..
((Me: YAYS!!! =D!))
Amelia: RIGHT! I mean.. what were we talking about?
Lina: ((falls over)) Where Zel?
Amelia: Mr. Zelgadis went to some abandoned temple or something… I'm not sure what he was looking for..
Lina: Ummm… maybe a cure?
Amelia: ((thinx)).. OH YEAH!
Lina: ^^;; OIOI!
((suddenly everyone hears strange noises from the bed room))
Amelia: ((screams, and hides behind Lina)) What is that?!
Lina: ((U.U)) Its just Martina and Zangulus.. ((gags))
((muffled voice. Martina: OH BABY!))
((every one cringes))
Filia: *looks around, noticing her egg is gone)) AHHH!!! WHERE'S MY EGG?!
((everyone turns to look at Gourry, as he is about to eat it))
Filia: ((flys across the room, snatchs her egg, and thwaps Gourry w/ her mace)) Don't you even think about it!
Xelloss: ((snickers)) YUM! Valgaav egg!
Filia: ((eyes glow read))
Lina: Don't you two start again! We don't want to blow up THIS inn too!
((Me: YEAH!))
Amelia: ((sings)) "Life is Wonderful!"
Xelloss: ((twitchs)) I should be going now… ((disappears))
((Me: NUUU!!! T.T))
Filia: Oh thank goodness!
((suddenly Rezo flies through the door))
Rezo: I need your guys help!
Gourry: ((stands up)) All right! Does it involve sword fights?!
((in the back ground. Zangulus: I.. challenge.. YOU! Martina: Not right now!))
Rezo: Actually.. I have a mission for you guys.
Lina: ((raises eye brow)) How much does it pay?
Rezo: Anything! Just say you will do it!
Lina: (($_$)) You got it! So, what do ya need?!
Rezo: I need, SUPER HAIR SPRAY! Its been so humid lately, and my old hair spray just won't do! I need something that will help my hair keep its gravity defying look!
((Me: XD!! LMAO!!))
Lina: You've got to be kidding!
Rezo: ((shakes his head solemnly)) I am serious, my old hair spray just won't do! You will have to go into the dark forests, and get the magic hair spray! It is guarded by big scary monsters! It will be very dangerous!
Lina: ((face fault)) All this for hair spray? For STINKIN' hair spray!?
Rezo: ((looked shocked)) Do you have something against hair spray?!
Lina: ((laughs nervously)) Nono! We'll do it! ((looks @ everyone)) Right?
((everyone nodded))
((Me: Aww! Are they leaving already! Wah!))
((more strange noises from the bed room))
Lina: ((^^;;)) I say we leave Martina and Zangulus though.. NOW! Lets go and find Zelgadis! Then we can find the ((sigh)) hair spray..
Amelia&Gourry: RIGHT!
((they wave good bye to Rezo, and head out on their new adventure!))
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YAYS! Since I finished "Slayers Nifty!" today, I'm starting a new, really dumb saga! Hope ya.. Don't flame me .;! R&R! Thanx!
