Authors note: YAY! I'm finally writing a new chapters! I had three new ones already in mind, but I'm damn lazy! This the first part to muh based on a slayers OVA story.
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Slayers! NOT!
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Lina: ((grumbles)) Exactly HOW far was that town, Xelloss?!

Amelia: ((nods)) we have been walking FOREVER! Are we almost there Xelloss san?

Martina: ((dragging her feet)) I'm so tired… Carry me Zangulus!

Zanglus: Not a chance!

Xelloss: ((pulls out his big book)) Only a few more hours!

Lina: ((stops)) HOURS?! You said not very far!!!

Filia: ((points)) NAM-

Lina: DON'T SAY IT!

Filia: ((grumbles))

Gourry: ((all skin and bones)) I'm going to die of hunger..

Lina: ((looks around, and notices a lake)) Well, we can always try to go fishing!

Martina: ((perks up)) I bet I can catch more fish then you, Lina!

Lina: HA! Don't count on it!

Zangulus: HEY! How about a sword fight?!

Gourry: ((groans)) I'm too hungry to fight..

((martina and lina are already at the lake, still arguing who will catch the most fish))

Amelia: ((climbs up a tree, and notices something just over the hill)) HEY! It's the town!

Lina: WHAT?! ((turns to Xelloss))

Xelloss: Eh heh.. ((laughs nervously)) Lets go then! ((runs off))

((everyone runs after him))

Zelgadis: ((grumbles, and walks after them)) I haven't even got to talk yet….

Lina: I see a restaurant! LETS GO!

Amelia: RIGHT!

Filia: Can I say it yet?

Lina: ((sigh)) I guess…

Filia: ((points at Xelloss)) NAMOGAMI!

Xelloss: ((sweat drop)) what was that for?

Filia: Because you are, of course.

Lina: What ever.. ((runs off to the restaurant))

((everyone follows her))

((we all know whats going to happen now.. Lets just skip the eating and fighting, k?))

Lina: ((pats her tummy)) I feel much better!

Zangulus: Can we have that sword fight now?

Gourry: ((thinks)) I'm not done yet!

Martina: ((looks up)) eh?

Lina: RIGHT! We need to find dessert!

((everyone face faults all over the floor))

((lina and gourry run off to find dessert))

Amelia: ((looks at Zelgadis)) What are you going to do Zelgadis san?

Zelgadis: Check the temples, of course.

Martina: ((drags zangulus out of the restaurant)) Lets go get me a new dress! Yay!

Zangulus: X_X nuuu….. ((drug off))

Filia: Amelia San! Lets go cloths shopping too! Doesn't that sound like fun?

Amelia: Yeah! It does! ((smiles happily))

Xelloss: Isn't it hard to find dresses with your tail?

Filia: That is none of your business! ((picks up valgaav the egg, and walks off with Amelia))

Xelloss: ((looks at zelgadis)) looks like its just us!

Zelgadis: Correction, just you. I'm leaving. ((walks off))

Xelloss: Ok… I guess I will just go around town, and try to make things more interesting.. ((smiles, then notices a girl with red hair buying flower)) Lina..? ((walks over to her)) Where did Gourry go?

Lina/Girl: ((looks up with large sparkly eyes)) Hello! How did you know my name? Who is Gourry? Is He your friend? How nice!

Xelloss: ((looks confused)) What do you mean Lina? I thought you two went to find dessert?

Lina: I was actually buying flowers, but dessert sounds nice! What is your name sir?

Xelloss: ((gawks)) I'm Xelloss.. Remember?

Lina: Hello Xelloss san! Remember you? Have we met before?

Xelloss: Lina! What has happened to you?!

Voice behind Xelloss: What do you mean? I'm fine!

Xelloss: ((Spins to face Lina.. Err. Another Lina?)) But.. Umm.. Eerr..

Lina: Whats wrong with you Xelloss? ((looks over, and sees the OTHER lina)) AHHHHH! YOU?!


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=D I will put out the next part soon! R&R!