Authors note: WOO! I'm writing part 2 to the OVA slayers inspired story! Just be glad mirror Nagha isn't around!
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Slayers! NOT!
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Lina: ((big shiney eyes)) Lina san! I haven't seen you in forever! ((runs up, and hugs her))

Lina: AHHHH! ((tries to pull away)) Get off of ME!

Gourry: I'm getting confused….

Lina: That's no surprise.

Lina: That's not nice Lina san!

Me: okok, How about we call the "other" Lina, Lina 2?

Lina: NO! She does not desearve to share my name! She is stupid, she should have a name that fits her! Like maybe.. Martina!

Martina: ((appears out of no where, and pounces lina)) HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME?!

Me: u.u;; So Lina 2 it is! ((disappears))

Xelloss: =D I like her! Shes nifty!

Lina: FIRE BALL! ((at martina))

Martina: ((coughs smoke, and falls over)) @___@ oi…

((a large explosion is heard from a near by temple))

Lina: ^^;; Sounds like Zel's having fun.

Lina 2: ((gasp)) Some on is destroying a temple! I must stop them! ((runs off))

Xelloss: ((cringes)) Yuck.. Too cheerful..

Lina: Good riddance! I hope Zel blows her up!

Gourry: Lina, you don't mean that!

Lina: Uh yeah, I do!

Xelloss: Well, she DOES look just like you, he'll probably think its just you.

Lina: ((slaps her hand to her forehead)) He's gonna think I've lost it! I gotta go after her! ((dashes off))

Gourry: LINA! WAIT! ((chases her))

Xelloss: ((grins, and disappears))

Martina: @________@ Itai..

((meanwhile……))

Filia: This dress would look lovely on you Amelia san!

Amelia: You really think so? ((holds it up to her))

Filia: =D definitely! ((hears the large blast)) o.o;; oh dear!

Amelia: ((drops the dress)) Oh! That must be Zelgadis san! We better stop him, before he goes overboard! ((runs off))

Filia: Wait Amelia san! ((chases her))

((yet meanwhile else where…))

Zelgadis: ((blasts another wall)) It doesn't look like there any thing of use is here. Oh well.. ((blasts something else))

((suddenly a voice come from behind him))

Voice: Stop right there! It's time to stop your senseless destruction!

Zelgadis: Huh? ((turns around)) Lina……?

Lina 2: That is right! Now stop this horrible destruction!

Zelgadis: ((face faults)) Are you Serious?

Lina 2: ((blinks)) Of course I am.. Why do you ask?

Lina: ((runs up to them)) HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Zelgadis: ((looks from lina to lina)) What the hell…?

Xelloss: ((appears)) I don't understand it myself, care to enlighten us, Lina?

Lina: Eh.. Not really.

((now is when Amelia and Filia show up))

Amelia: Now Zelgadis san! I understand you are looking for your cure but- ((notices two Linas)) Wha…?

Filia: Oh dear! There is two Lina's?!

Amelia: AHHH! TWO LINA'S?! This is Horrible!

Lina: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Amelia: ((nervous laughing)) eh heh.. Nothing Lina san..

Zelgadis: Will some one tell me what is going on?!

Lina 2: I will tell you, if you promise not to destroy any thing else, because that would be wrong!

Amelia: She's right! I like this Lina! ((looks at angry lina)) But of course I like you best, Lina san!

Zelgadis: Very well, just explain.

Lina 2: OK! There was this guy who took a magic mirror! Who ever was reflected in the mirror, it would make a copy, of them, but the copy acted the exact opposite!

Lina: ((remembers Nagha copy covering her self with her cape, and being embarrassed of her skimpy outfit)) ((snickers))

Filia: OH! I see then! You are Lina san's exact opposite! You are very nice and kind!

Lina: HEY! I hate this, I'm leaving!

Martina: ((appears out of no where again, and pounces lina.. Again)) HOW DARE YOU FIRE BALL ME?!

Lina: ACK!

Lina 2: AHH! Don't do that to Lina san! That's not nice!

Martina: ((looks up)) Eh.. Two? ((turns blue, and lets go of lina)) No…noo.. NOOOO!!!! ((grabs zangulus, and dashes off))

Lina: ((cackles)) Well, at least she's gone!

Lina 2: ((smiles happily)) It was nice seeing you again Lina san, but I must be going. I have to meet Nagha for a "Save the Dragons" rally. Bye! ((runs off))

Amelia: She was nice.. Wait.. Nagha?

Zelgadis: That was stupid.

Gourry: ((wakes up)) Now what, Lina?

Lina: ((shrugs)) I guess we should keep on going.

Xelloss: ((pulls out his book)) The next town we will pass through, is a rather large town! This should be fun!

Lina: OK! Lets go!

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That was.. Yeah… Zel's right… .;; it was pretty dumb! Please R&R!