Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or the song "American Pie". If you're looking for money, you've come to the wrong place.
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Gundanium Pie
A long long time ago,
In a colony not so far away
The people were under an attack.
And I thought me and Heero too
Could show them just what to do
When OZ came knocking on their door.
But our advice, it didn't thrill 'em
They hooked up with OZ and tried to kill us.
We escaped from L4
We met up with Quatre once more.
We took our mobile suits to L3
Were the scientists told us their master scheme.
Trowa and Wufei joined the Gundam Team
That's when we joined this war.
My, my these five Gundam guys
Could go from zeros
Back to heroes
They'll win the war, guaranteed.
We'll take this ship
And fly up to the sky
The Earth and colonies we'll unify
The Earth and colonies we'll unify.
Did you know these five young teens
Haven't even reached their sweet sixteen
But they can pilot mobile suits with skill.
And do you see Relena getting in the way
All she wants is for Heero to stay
Says he's gonna kill her someday.
Well, OZ's mobile suits were surpassed
So Lady Une sent out a broadcast
Surrender you selves today
Or we'll blow these colonies away.
Well, Dr. J said they'd do that no time soon
And Heero marched to his own tune
We all escaped with minor wounds
And went our own ways
They started singing
My, my these five Gundam guys
Could go from zeros
Back to heroes
They'll win the war, guaranteed.
We'll take this ship
And fly up to the sky
The Earth and colonies we'll unify
The Earth and colonies we'll unify.
Well, we went back up into outer space
Hoping the colonies would open up their warm embrace
But, that's not how it came to be.
They opened fire and tried to take us down
Quatre went crazy and had a breakdown
And Trowa lost his memory.
Well, the war raged on without us there
But the Romafellars didn't really care
They were too busy with their dolls,
The world, they'd destroy it all.
But Quatre soon regained his cool
And said to them, well we're no fools
You're mobile dolls, we'll ridicule
Oh yeah, we'll save the day.
We started singing
My, my these five Gundam guys
Could go from zeros
Back to heroes
They'll win the war, guaranteed.
We'll take this ship
And fly up to the sky
The Earth and colonies we'll unify
The Earth and colonies we'll unify.
Soon the White Fang, led by Zechs
Started to cause a big mess
They wanted to blow the Earth away.
So Noin gathered up everyone
Said we'll defeat these guys if we fight as one
And then they'll be true peace at last.
Well, Hilde got us some information
On the White Fang's huge space station
Relena became the queen
Before Treize soon intervened
So he gathered troops of a mass scale
And said this time we cannot fail
Wufei complained about females
Oh yeah, we'll win this war.
They were singing
My, my these five Gundam guys
Could go from zeros
Back to heroes
They'll win the war, guaranteed.
We'll take this ship
And fly up to the sky
The Earth and colonies we'll unify
The Earth and colonies we'll unify.
White Fang released it's mobile dolls
The battle became a free for all
Dorothy enjoyed every minute of it.
We all fought that impressive war
And it wasn't really long before
Heero shot his buster rifle and saved the day.
And in the end some pilots died
Treize's mobile suit blew up
Peacemillion's circuits fried.
Not a word was spoken
The mobile dolls were broken.
And the five young teens that won it all
They were heroes by nightfall
All the mobile suits were recalled
And shot into the sun.
And I was singing
My, my these five Gundam guys
Could go from zeros
Back to heroes
They'll win the war, guaranteed.
We'll take this ship
And fly up to the sky
The Earth and colonies we'll unify
The Earth and colonies we'll unify.
