Got No Balls
Hey has anybody seen my balls?
What do they look like?
...I haven't got any!
I was the gay next door
The one they said would never score
But just look at me now
I'm dating girls and how
Except theyre all year nines
I've not got what it takes
Don't follow my trends
You'll become Gareth Gates
I have not got a life
Please pass me the knife
I'll give myself one ball
Hey Hey Hey,
But i've got no balls!
And i date little girls too
I've got no balls
And i date little girls too, they're two
And i've always had no balls
I'm a eunuch to you
They say i see men and get kicks
The girl next door wants me and she's only 6
But i'll stay where i am, i'll date girls if i can
And Holly's in year 9
In gay bar's i feel i'm in heaven
May change my hair but i'm still just a cretin
The girl that done good
And my cock's made of wood
I think i'm really cool
Hey Hey Hey,
But i've got no balls!
And i date little girls too
I've got no balls
And i date little girls too, they're two
And i've always had no balls
I'm a eunuch to you
All of the trophies that i've won, none
Don't compare to sex up the bum
Wait 'till the girls gets a load of me
They'll think that i'm gay 'cause i'm in the navy
But i've got no balls!
And i date little girls too
I've got no balls
And i date little girls too, they're two
And i've always had no balls
I'm a eunuch to you
I'm a eunuch to you
I'm a eunuch to you
I'm a eunuch to you
Can i have my gun rack please?
Hey has anybody seen my balls?
What do they look like?
...I haven't got any!
I was the gay next door
The one they said would never score
But just look at me now
I'm dating girls and how
Except theyre all year nines
I've not got what it takes
Don't follow my trends
You'll become Gareth Gates
I have not got a life
Please pass me the knife
I'll give myself one ball
Hey Hey Hey,
But i've got no balls!
And i date little girls too
I've got no balls
And i date little girls too, they're two
And i've always had no balls
I'm a eunuch to you
They say i see men and get kicks
The girl next door wants me and she's only 6
But i'll stay where i am, i'll date girls if i can
And Holly's in year 9
In gay bar's i feel i'm in heaven
May change my hair but i'm still just a cretin
The girl that done good
And my cock's made of wood
I think i'm really cool
Hey Hey Hey,
But i've got no balls!
And i date little girls too
I've got no balls
And i date little girls too, they're two
And i've always had no balls
I'm a eunuch to you
All of the trophies that i've won, none
Don't compare to sex up the bum
Wait 'till the girls gets a load of me
They'll think that i'm gay 'cause i'm in the navy
But i've got no balls!
And i date little girls too
I've got no balls
And i date little girls too, they're two
And i've always had no balls
I'm a eunuch to you
I'm a eunuch to you
I'm a eunuch to you
I'm a eunuch to you
Can i have my gun rack please?
