Baka Mewtwo

By: Kawaii Kasumi

First Movie:

::Mewtwo and Corey are about to battle::

Corey: Go Bruteroot!!

Mewtwo: Um....which Pokemon do I bring out?

Director: ::sweatdrops:: Venusaur!!

Mewtwo: Oh, yeah. Go Venusaur!!

Director: Cut!!

Mewtwo: What?!

Director: You don't say "Go Venusaur!"

Mewtwo: Then what do I say?

Director: Nothing! Just make a gesture with your head to Venusaur!!

Mewtwo: Ok, ok.....

Director: Action!

Corey: Go Bruteroot!

Mewtwo: ::Makes a head gesture to Venusaur but Blastoise is right next to Venusaur and he runs out instead::

Director: Noooo!! CUT!!!

Mewtwo: ::sweatdrops::

Blastoise: ::realizes his mistake and backs up into the line of Pokemon::

Director: ::screaming:: ACTION!!!

::Mewtwo and Corey finally do their battle and Corey looses, of course. Now it's time to battle Neesha and her Blastoise::

Neesha: Shellshocker, use Hydro Pump!!

Shellshocker: ::Does Hydro Pump but completely misses Mewtwo's Blastoise and runs into the camera crew, knocking everyone over::

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shellshocker: ::gets up and shakes it off, and a few people need medical attention::

About and hour later:

Ash: Go Charizard!!

Mewtwo: Uh-oh.....

Director: What's the matter?

Mewtwo: I forgot to clone Charizard.

::everyone in the room falls over anime style::