Author's notes: Well, here's my first Ronin Warriors fanfic. Now, I don't
own Ronin Warriors, and I don't even own Sage's relative. But this isn't a
crossover. You'll see who his relative is soon enough. Hehehe… Well,
this is actually an answer to a challenge posted on Dixxy's site. Go there
if you want to take a guess at which one…
But If You're Sage, Then Who's…?
Chapter 1: Bills, Wake Up Calls, and an Abnormal Sage
It all started out perfectly normal. An average day, and average mailman, going up to the average looking home of five average teenagers, a white tiger, a little boy and a collage professor. Ummm… Notice that I said average looking. For what very few people knew, was that the inhabitants of this home had saved the world from an evil demon after mystical armors. Yes, these five boys look normal. Their names are Ryo Sanada, Rowen Hashiba, Kento Rei Faun, Cye Mouri, and Sage Date. Now, anyways, you probably already know about how they saved the world from Talpa, but if you don't, then shame… Go find out. Now, back to the story. The average looking mailman put the average looking mail into the average looking mailbox, and just by counting the number of times I'm saying average, you must know by now that there is something very not average about this mail. You're right.
Sage casually took the mail out of the mailbox and flipped through it while walking to the house. "Bill, bill, bill… Whoa, what's with the perfume on this love letter? Do they want to attract a lovesick moose? Bill… Hello!!!!" He grinned really big at the last letter and set the rest down on the coffee table. He dashed upstairs to read it, not noticing that he nearly ran over each of his four friends along the way.
"What's with Sage?" Cye pondered this aloud. Confused looks and shrugs answered his question.
~*~
Meanwhile, in Sage's room, he had just finished reading the letter. "I can't believe he's coming to visit!!! This is going to be soooooo great!!!! It's been so long since I've seen him…" Sage was acting like as excited as a five year old going to the amusement park. Whatever this was, it was obviously a good thing.
~*~
Later that evening, Sage and Mia were talking about his letter. "Mia, please?! We haven't seen each other in so long!"
Mia smiled. "Ok, my word, I've never seen you in such a good mood!!! This relative of yours must be someone pretty awesome to have this kind of effect on you!"
"Yeah, so, can I also move into the guest room for the week they're visiting?" Sage seemed to be regaining his composure.
Mia sighed, smiling. "All right. But you have to make sure that they know the house rules."
Sage shrugged it off in his normal fashion, "Don't worry about it! I've got it covered! You won't even know he's here!"
~*~
"Ok, tomorrow morning, we're going to have a guest. Sage's relative is coming to visit, and the two of them are going to be staying in the guest room down the hall. I want you to all act civil too whomever they may be." Mia was giving the guys a lecture a week later. Sage had gone out and probably wasn't going to get back in until two in the morning. Apparently, whatever flight the boy's relative was on was a long one.
"No problem Mia! Of course we'll be nice to her! At least I HOPE it's a her…" Everyone sweatdroped as Kento seemed to be daydreaming about a beautiful girl with long blonde hair and a big beautiful smile… We'll stop there, because the author has absolutely no idea as to how a man's mind works. Although she can guess… *shudders*
~*~
The next day, Sage had just gotten out of the shower when Sage got into the shower. Kento stared. He rubbed his eyes, mumbled, "Never let Ryo cook again…" Then he went back to bed in hopes of waking up.
~*~
It was breakfast, and everyone was down at the table, except Sage, his relative, and of course, Rowen. "Hey, Mia," Kento was inquiring, "who's turn is it to wake up Rowen?"
Mia seemed to ponder this, and then pulled out a chart. "Ummm… It seems that it's Sage's turn." She was just about to shout out for Sage when he walked into the room carrying a big pile of clothes.
"Ummm… Sage? What are you doing?" Ryo inquired as Sage placed the pile onto the kitchen floor.
Sage just grinned and replied with a mischievous sparkle in his one visible eye, "Waking up Rowen." He turned around and walked out of the room. They all looked after him with confusion.
Cye went over and looked at the clothes. "My word!!! I'd say that ALL of Rowen's clothes are here!!! His sheets too!!! What's Sage planning?" He looked at the stairs nervously. His fellow Ronins gulped.
~*~
Rowen awoke to the feeling of cold. Very cold. Ice cold. He shivered, opening his eyes. What he saw made him want to kill. Sage had several small Ziploc bags filled with ice and was placing them on top of him. Before he could move or scream or anything, Sage clamped a hand over Rowen's mouth. Grinning, Sage said, "I don't think you noticed, but you're not wearing anything. If you run out of here screaming and trying to kill me, then Mia will see you naked. If you try to get revenge on me for this, I will take all your clothes while you are still asleep and tell Mia that she needs to come up here and see something. So, if you value your modesty, which I know you do, then you won't kill me." Sage unclamped Rowen's mouth and ran from the room before Rowen had a chance to do anything except shiver.
~*~
The rest of the guys had been pondering what was going on when Sage dashed from Rowen's room laughing. A few moments later, a blushing Rowen stuck his head, and only that, out the door. "Umm… Would one of you guys mind bringing me a pair of pants or something? Anything? He took all my clothes…" Everyone's eyes went wide and Ryo picked up the pile of clothes and headed to Rowen's room.
~*~
In the guest room, two people were discussing the occurrence with the utmost enjoyment. "That was hilarious! I would have never thought to do that! And to my best friend no doubt!" Sage was laughing hysterically.
The other person was laughing just as much. "Yeah, tell me about it! I do that all the time to my best friend. Well, kind of. Each time I do something just as different, and just as original. They're actually a lot alike those two…"
~*~
"Hmmm… I think that Sage's relative has a thing for pranks…" Mia was talking with the guys, including a now-dressed-but-still-blushing-Rowen.
He added his opinion. "His relative has a thing for perverted pranks… I was naked remember. NAKED!!! THE INDIGNITY OF IT ALL!!!" By the end of his little speech, Rowen was standing up screaming.
Ryo sweatdroped. "Ummm… I think we get the idea, and the neighbors probably do too…" Rowen sat back down, blushing.
Kento looked nervous, and his next words were enough for all of the Ronins to wish they were being tortured by Talpa, or want to call out for their mommies. "I wonder what those two are planning next…"
Author's notes: Ok, here's chapter one. If you want to flame me, then just make sure you tell me what I could do better. If you just want to flame me without saying something constructive, then go crawl back under the rock you came from idiot. Because that's obviously what you are. If you aren't even smart enough to say something helpful, then you shouldn't even be reviewing!!! *realizes she is getting into rant mode and clamps hand firmly on her mouth and finishes up* Well, I hope you enjoyed this!!! Now review!!!
But If You're Sage, Then Who's…?
Chapter 1: Bills, Wake Up Calls, and an Abnormal Sage
It all started out perfectly normal. An average day, and average mailman, going up to the average looking home of five average teenagers, a white tiger, a little boy and a collage professor. Ummm… Notice that I said average looking. For what very few people knew, was that the inhabitants of this home had saved the world from an evil demon after mystical armors. Yes, these five boys look normal. Their names are Ryo Sanada, Rowen Hashiba, Kento Rei Faun, Cye Mouri, and Sage Date. Now, anyways, you probably already know about how they saved the world from Talpa, but if you don't, then shame… Go find out. Now, back to the story. The average looking mailman put the average looking mail into the average looking mailbox, and just by counting the number of times I'm saying average, you must know by now that there is something very not average about this mail. You're right.
Sage casually took the mail out of the mailbox and flipped through it while walking to the house. "Bill, bill, bill… Whoa, what's with the perfume on this love letter? Do they want to attract a lovesick moose? Bill… Hello!!!!" He grinned really big at the last letter and set the rest down on the coffee table. He dashed upstairs to read it, not noticing that he nearly ran over each of his four friends along the way.
"What's with Sage?" Cye pondered this aloud. Confused looks and shrugs answered his question.
~*~
Meanwhile, in Sage's room, he had just finished reading the letter. "I can't believe he's coming to visit!!! This is going to be soooooo great!!!! It's been so long since I've seen him…" Sage was acting like as excited as a five year old going to the amusement park. Whatever this was, it was obviously a good thing.
~*~
Later that evening, Sage and Mia were talking about his letter. "Mia, please?! We haven't seen each other in so long!"
Mia smiled. "Ok, my word, I've never seen you in such a good mood!!! This relative of yours must be someone pretty awesome to have this kind of effect on you!"
"Yeah, so, can I also move into the guest room for the week they're visiting?" Sage seemed to be regaining his composure.
Mia sighed, smiling. "All right. But you have to make sure that they know the house rules."
Sage shrugged it off in his normal fashion, "Don't worry about it! I've got it covered! You won't even know he's here!"
~*~
"Ok, tomorrow morning, we're going to have a guest. Sage's relative is coming to visit, and the two of them are going to be staying in the guest room down the hall. I want you to all act civil too whomever they may be." Mia was giving the guys a lecture a week later. Sage had gone out and probably wasn't going to get back in until two in the morning. Apparently, whatever flight the boy's relative was on was a long one.
"No problem Mia! Of course we'll be nice to her! At least I HOPE it's a her…" Everyone sweatdroped as Kento seemed to be daydreaming about a beautiful girl with long blonde hair and a big beautiful smile… We'll stop there, because the author has absolutely no idea as to how a man's mind works. Although she can guess… *shudders*
~*~
The next day, Sage had just gotten out of the shower when Sage got into the shower. Kento stared. He rubbed his eyes, mumbled, "Never let Ryo cook again…" Then he went back to bed in hopes of waking up.
~*~
It was breakfast, and everyone was down at the table, except Sage, his relative, and of course, Rowen. "Hey, Mia," Kento was inquiring, "who's turn is it to wake up Rowen?"
Mia seemed to ponder this, and then pulled out a chart. "Ummm… It seems that it's Sage's turn." She was just about to shout out for Sage when he walked into the room carrying a big pile of clothes.
"Ummm… Sage? What are you doing?" Ryo inquired as Sage placed the pile onto the kitchen floor.
Sage just grinned and replied with a mischievous sparkle in his one visible eye, "Waking up Rowen." He turned around and walked out of the room. They all looked after him with confusion.
Cye went over and looked at the clothes. "My word!!! I'd say that ALL of Rowen's clothes are here!!! His sheets too!!! What's Sage planning?" He looked at the stairs nervously. His fellow Ronins gulped.
~*~
Rowen awoke to the feeling of cold. Very cold. Ice cold. He shivered, opening his eyes. What he saw made him want to kill. Sage had several small Ziploc bags filled with ice and was placing them on top of him. Before he could move or scream or anything, Sage clamped a hand over Rowen's mouth. Grinning, Sage said, "I don't think you noticed, but you're not wearing anything. If you run out of here screaming and trying to kill me, then Mia will see you naked. If you try to get revenge on me for this, I will take all your clothes while you are still asleep and tell Mia that she needs to come up here and see something. So, if you value your modesty, which I know you do, then you won't kill me." Sage unclamped Rowen's mouth and ran from the room before Rowen had a chance to do anything except shiver.
~*~
The rest of the guys had been pondering what was going on when Sage dashed from Rowen's room laughing. A few moments later, a blushing Rowen stuck his head, and only that, out the door. "Umm… Would one of you guys mind bringing me a pair of pants or something? Anything? He took all my clothes…" Everyone's eyes went wide and Ryo picked up the pile of clothes and headed to Rowen's room.
~*~
In the guest room, two people were discussing the occurrence with the utmost enjoyment. "That was hilarious! I would have never thought to do that! And to my best friend no doubt!" Sage was laughing hysterically.
The other person was laughing just as much. "Yeah, tell me about it! I do that all the time to my best friend. Well, kind of. Each time I do something just as different, and just as original. They're actually a lot alike those two…"
~*~
"Hmmm… I think that Sage's relative has a thing for pranks…" Mia was talking with the guys, including a now-dressed-but-still-blushing-Rowen.
He added his opinion. "His relative has a thing for perverted pranks… I was naked remember. NAKED!!! THE INDIGNITY OF IT ALL!!!" By the end of his little speech, Rowen was standing up screaming.
Ryo sweatdroped. "Ummm… I think we get the idea, and the neighbors probably do too…" Rowen sat back down, blushing.
Kento looked nervous, and his next words were enough for all of the Ronins to wish they were being tortured by Talpa, or want to call out for their mommies. "I wonder what those two are planning next…"
Author's notes: Ok, here's chapter one. If you want to flame me, then just make sure you tell me what I could do better. If you just want to flame me without saying something constructive, then go crawl back under the rock you came from idiot. Because that's obviously what you are. If you aren't even smart enough to say something helpful, then you shouldn't even be reviewing!!! *realizes she is getting into rant mode and clamps hand firmly on her mouth and finishes up* Well, I hope you enjoyed this!!! Now review!!!
