A Harry Potter Fic- For the heck of it
By gloworm100
This is my first fic ever, so no flames!! They're all contestants on Jeopardy. Well, yeah. So, it could get strange/scary! It's going to be stupid, so prepare your mind for useless information and boring entertainment! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Jeopardy. They belong to JK Rowling and other people. ***** Alex T: Hi! Welcome to a special version of Jeopardy where we just pulled in contestants off the street!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Alex: The contestants are: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and Seamus Finnigan!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Music: plays Whee woo whee woo wee woo woo woo woooooo Oo! Alex: And the catergories are: Toaster, or microwave? You gotta guess and see if it is a toaster, or a microwave!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Alex: Yes, yes, it's all very exciting, and since it's children on the stage today, we only have one catergory with one question! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Hermione: One question?!? Draco: That's no fair!! She's a mudblood! How the --*beep*-- am I supposed to know what a toaster is?!? Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Seamus: Why am I here? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!? Hermione: ? *confused* Draco: *PO* Alex: Ooookay then, now for the first and only question!! Hermione: *eagerly anticipating the wait to answer, win, and leave!!* Alex: Write down what you wager! Draco: We don't have anything to wager!?! You didn't ask a single bloody question!! Seamus: *evil grin* I'm gonna wager my pants. Draco: You're freaking me out, GET AWAY!!! Alex: Here it is!! Toaster or microwave?!? Screen: *shows picture of a bowl of fruit salad* Draco: *buzzes in* What is a toaster!?! Alex: WRONG! Hermione: *buzzes in*What is a microwave? Alex: WRONG! Seamus: *buzzes in* What is a pair of evil pants eating fruit salad. Alex: Good enough! You win!! Hermione: What?!? Draco: That wasn't an option!!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Seamus: Yay! I keep my pants. I like my pants. Alex: I'm sure you do! Draco: I'll sue!! You'll be hearing from my lawyer/agent/father/uncle/grandfather/monkey!!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Alex: See you next time on- Seamus: *jumps onto podium, without pants* Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Seamus: I loooove you, pants! Alex: Jeopardy. *Looks at Seamus oddly* THE END, or is it. Cuase it really isn't the end till Seamus gets some pants on. (No one wants to see that, really)
Yay! Oooo! Aaah! No flames! It sucked, but that's ok!! (I hope) Review!!
By gloworm100
This is my first fic ever, so no flames!! They're all contestants on Jeopardy. Well, yeah. So, it could get strange/scary! It's going to be stupid, so prepare your mind for useless information and boring entertainment! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Jeopardy. They belong to JK Rowling and other people. ***** Alex T: Hi! Welcome to a special version of Jeopardy where we just pulled in contestants off the street!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Alex: The contestants are: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and Seamus Finnigan!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Music: plays Whee woo whee woo wee woo woo woo woooooo Oo! Alex: And the catergories are: Toaster, or microwave? You gotta guess and see if it is a toaster, or a microwave!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Alex: Yes, yes, it's all very exciting, and since it's children on the stage today, we only have one catergory with one question! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Hermione: One question?!? Draco: That's no fair!! She's a mudblood! How the --*beep*-- am I supposed to know what a toaster is?!? Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Seamus: Why am I here? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!? Hermione: ? *confused* Draco: *PO* Alex: Ooookay then, now for the first and only question!! Hermione: *eagerly anticipating the wait to answer, win, and leave!!* Alex: Write down what you wager! Draco: We don't have anything to wager!?! You didn't ask a single bloody question!! Seamus: *evil grin* I'm gonna wager my pants. Draco: You're freaking me out, GET AWAY!!! Alex: Here it is!! Toaster or microwave?!? Screen: *shows picture of a bowl of fruit salad* Draco: *buzzes in* What is a toaster!?! Alex: WRONG! Hermione: *buzzes in*What is a microwave? Alex: WRONG! Seamus: *buzzes in* What is a pair of evil pants eating fruit salad. Alex: Good enough! You win!! Hermione: What?!? Draco: That wasn't an option!!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Seamus: Yay! I keep my pants. I like my pants. Alex: I'm sure you do! Draco: I'll sue!! You'll be hearing from my lawyer/agent/father/uncle/grandfather/monkey!!! Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Alex: See you next time on- Seamus: *jumps onto podium, without pants* Audience: Yay! Oooo! Aaah! Seamus: I loooove you, pants! Alex: Jeopardy. *Looks at Seamus oddly* THE END, or is it. Cuase it really isn't the end till Seamus gets some pants on. (No one wants to see that, really)
Yay! Oooo! Aaah! No flames! It sucked, but that's ok!! (I hope) Review!!
