Title: Jaffa Teal'c Email: thot_bastet@hotmail.com Spoiler: Deadman Switch ***********************************************************************

Tec'ma'te friends!

Hello, I am Teal'c's bed. Well, I'm not really his personal bed with Junior and all. Junior, the Goa'uld larvae, looks after Teal'c. He makes sure Teal'c stays healthy. But Junior can't always keep his Jaffa in good shape and that's when I take over the job. Well, it's not me who cures him but I make sure that he stays warm. So, whenever Junior needs a little help he can count on me and my boss! *big iron smile*

But sometimes I tend to be jealous of the other SG-1-beds. But then again, they don't have Junior, meaning not much free time.

I haven't always been that fond of Teal'c and Junior, though. At first I though he was a freaky alien. He can still be weird but now I like him more and more.

Like all the other beds I picked up a few of my owner's habits. The other beds probably haven't mentioned that to you . and as I can see you guys have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about! Well, let me be the one to clear that one up for ya'll. For example Daniel's bed is . pffrrt . allergic to . flowers. Wahahaha!!! Sorry, got carried away!! With Sam's bed it's all day through 'iron this, trinium that'. That bed gives me the creeps with her techno-babble. Now, you're probably wondering about Jack's bed, aren't you? Well, he's just a real pain-in-the nik'ta . and no it doesn't mean neck. And then there's me of course. I picked up some Goa'uldish. Sometimes I shout 'Kree!' for no other reason but to scare the hell out of the iron of the other beds. Hehehe!! *evil laughter* I also try to perform Kel-Noreem but it won't work without the candles.

You probably wonder how I can be so fond of the former First Prime of Apophis, hey. Well, I did hear some gruesome stuff about Teal'c but the most important thing is that he changed sides. He's a good guy now, one of us. Luckily for me he switched to the good side or I would be out of a job right now . well, not really but . ah, you know what I mean!!

Anyway, I think I can call myself lucky to have such a big guy as my patient. I used to be lonely, you know, but Teal'c . he gave my life as a bed a whole new meaning and therefore . thank you Teal'c of Chulak!!

A/N: I'm willing to write a spin-off but I'm not quite sure of which object should be next in line. Therefore you may choose an object. I, personally, was thinking of the chairs in the briefing room or the P-90's but if you have something else then let me know. The object with the most votes will be next.