A/N = I'm going more for amusing then flat out comedy. Frankly because I suck at it. lol.
I don't know the wrestlers phobias or if they even have any. If they do, I feel for Rock in
this fic..... ::shudder:: lol
Review and let me know what you think. Should I continue?

aracniphobic- fear of spiders
claustrophobic- fear of enclosed places
achluophobic- fear of the dark



I Am Phobia

Oh, hi there. You kinda caught me in the middle of something. *ahem* let me introduce
myself. To some people I am everywhere they look, I can creep in the shadows or be in
plain sight. Everyone knows me and has experienced what I can do at one time or another,
no matter how hard they try to deny it. You guessed it. I am phobia. I know you heard of
me, everyone has. I can tell your fear just by looking at you. No use denying it. I know it.
But we're not here to discuss your phobia. *sigh* No, I'm going to tell you an amusing
tale. Not too amusing to the recipient but hopefully pretty amusing to you. You'd be
surprised by what I know. The strongest people in the world have phobias. I can name
three right off the bat. Take you beloved peoples champion, he's an aracniphobic. I know,
shocking. What about Austin you say? Would you believe claustrophobic? It's not too
shocking once you think about it. They're humans too. Would you believe that Kurt Angle
is achluophobic? In case you didn't know that's the fear of the dark. *laughs* No, wait.
Of course you could believe that....bad example.

=Arachnophobia=
Let's recall one incident with The Rock. ~~fades to past~~



A/N- it gets better....hopefully Please Review!!!!!!!!!!!