A/N: Huge thanks to everyone who reviewed. It's really appreciated. I'm not really an
Austin fan so I apologize for the delay...it was kinda hard to write without pissing some
people off. Thanks!
I am Phobia
Stone Cold Steve Austin approached the staircase but stopped dead in his tracks when he
saw the 'no entrance' sign chained across it. No entrance? Oh hell no! He had to be at the
tenth floor for an interview ((A/N: probably to complain about another storyline! Sorry, couldn't
help it!)) and there was no way in hell he was going to take the elevator. Not with today being
as busy as it was. He stood there a few seconds with his hands on his hips, debating on
what to do. He heard a ding to his far right and looked over to see the elevator doors open
and people get out, it seemed to almost beg him to enter. Then the doors closed and continued
up to the floors. Austin took a deep sigh. He had no choice. He slowly approached the elevator and
watched the lights above the door to make sure the elevator was all the way up the top
before he pushed the button. No use in hurrying after all. He usually manages to avoid the
elevators but of course there were always those exceptions. 'pleasedontbecrowded
pleasedontbecrowded pleasedontbecrowded pleasepleaseplease' he chanted to himself as if
in prayer. Suddenly the elevator screeched to a stop and the doors slowly creaked open.
Austin saw that only one person was on. Yes! It was going to be okay. He sighed in huge
relief and noticed that the guy was staring at him like he was crazy so he finally stepped
through the doors. He nodded a hello to the guy and went to stand in the back. The
elevator pushed off onto the second floor, third, fourth, Austin was beginning to relax,
thinking he'd be there in no time. No sooner had those thoughts crossed his mind had the
elevator stopped and the doors open. Austin held his breath as he watched the doors
slowly opened, revealing three figures. 'Damnit! Okay, half way there. It's okay.
Breathe....' sixth, seventh floor. The elevator stopped on the eighth floor. 'Damnit!' Four
more people got on. 'Isn't anyone going to get off!?' He screamed to himself. Suddenly
the medal sides of the elevator popped . Austin jumped and looked around. 'the walls are
cavin' in!' he thought to himself but tried to realize how stupid it sounded. But everything
did looks smaller..and it was getting smaller. He closed his eyes, trying desperately to
block out the images. Someone bumped into his side, causing him to bump into someone
else. His eyes shot open. There was barely any space to breathe. Austin was beginning to
sweat and tried desperately to even out his breathing. It felt like he was being baried alive.
People on either side of him, in front of him, the hard back of the elevator seemed to push
him into the crowd. He was subconsciously holding his breath. If the elevator didn't stop
soon he swear he was going to scream. Then came the heavenly sound as the 'ding'
echoed in the elevator. Austin quickly pushed his way through the crowd, ignoring the
stares he got as he shoved. He stepped through the doors and took a deep breath. He put
his hands on his knees and bowed his head. It felt like he'd been in there forever! He heard
the people whispering as the doors closed but he didn't care. He was out and he was
ALIVE!!!! Oh yes-He did it. He stood up straight and, with a slight grin on his face,
looked around for the office. He frowned and looked back at the elevator to see a sign
with a large 9 painted on it. He dropped his head. He was going to make those stairs
entrance-able!
You had to have been there. I never thought I'd see the "Texas Rattlesnake" sweat that bad!
It truely was a kodac moment. ::sigh:: Anyway, I'm sure all of you are interesting in seeing
Our Olympic Hero scream in fear............you sick freaks. Well, to make you happy here goes!
~~fades~~~
A/N: kinda sucky ending but like I said...I (Invader Zim voice) Haaaate Austin!!! Well,
hope you enjoyed it!! If you stayed this long it must have been at least okay. Please Review!!!!!
Austin fan so I apologize for the delay...it was kinda hard to write without pissing some
people off. Thanks!
I am Phobia
Stone Cold Steve Austin approached the staircase but stopped dead in his tracks when he
saw the 'no entrance' sign chained across it. No entrance? Oh hell no! He had to be at the
tenth floor for an interview ((A/N: probably to complain about another storyline! Sorry, couldn't
help it!)) and there was no way in hell he was going to take the elevator. Not with today being
as busy as it was. He stood there a few seconds with his hands on his hips, debating on
what to do. He heard a ding to his far right and looked over to see the elevator doors open
and people get out, it seemed to almost beg him to enter. Then the doors closed and continued
up to the floors. Austin took a deep sigh. He had no choice. He slowly approached the elevator and
watched the lights above the door to make sure the elevator was all the way up the top
before he pushed the button. No use in hurrying after all. He usually manages to avoid the
elevators but of course there were always those exceptions. 'pleasedontbecrowded
pleasedontbecrowded pleasedontbecrowded pleasepleaseplease' he chanted to himself as if
in prayer. Suddenly the elevator screeched to a stop and the doors slowly creaked open.
Austin saw that only one person was on. Yes! It was going to be okay. He sighed in huge
relief and noticed that the guy was staring at him like he was crazy so he finally stepped
through the doors. He nodded a hello to the guy and went to stand in the back. The
elevator pushed off onto the second floor, third, fourth, Austin was beginning to relax,
thinking he'd be there in no time. No sooner had those thoughts crossed his mind had the
elevator stopped and the doors open. Austin held his breath as he watched the doors
slowly opened, revealing three figures. 'Damnit! Okay, half way there. It's okay.
Breathe....' sixth, seventh floor. The elevator stopped on the eighth floor. 'Damnit!' Four
more people got on. 'Isn't anyone going to get off!?' He screamed to himself. Suddenly
the medal sides of the elevator popped . Austin jumped and looked around. 'the walls are
cavin' in!' he thought to himself but tried to realize how stupid it sounded. But everything
did looks smaller..and it was getting smaller. He closed his eyes, trying desperately to
block out the images. Someone bumped into his side, causing him to bump into someone
else. His eyes shot open. There was barely any space to breathe. Austin was beginning to
sweat and tried desperately to even out his breathing. It felt like he was being baried alive.
People on either side of him, in front of him, the hard back of the elevator seemed to push
him into the crowd. He was subconsciously holding his breath. If the elevator didn't stop
soon he swear he was going to scream. Then came the heavenly sound as the 'ding'
echoed in the elevator. Austin quickly pushed his way through the crowd, ignoring the
stares he got as he shoved. He stepped through the doors and took a deep breath. He put
his hands on his knees and bowed his head. It felt like he'd been in there forever! He heard
the people whispering as the doors closed but he didn't care. He was out and he was
ALIVE!!!! Oh yes-He did it. He stood up straight and, with a slight grin on his face,
looked around for the office. He frowned and looked back at the elevator to see a sign
with a large 9 painted on it. He dropped his head. He was going to make those stairs
entrance-able!
You had to have been there. I never thought I'd see the "Texas Rattlesnake" sweat that bad!
It truely was a kodac moment. ::sigh:: Anyway, I'm sure all of you are interesting in seeing
Our Olympic Hero scream in fear............you sick freaks. Well, to make you happy here goes!
~~fades~~~
A/N: kinda sucky ending but like I said...I (Invader Zim voice) Haaaate Austin!!! Well,
hope you enjoyed it!! If you stayed this long it must have been at least okay. Please Review!!!!!
