Don't own it!
Water Fountain Part 2
"I told you they would get kicked out first." Quatre said as he took the money.
"This stinks!" Duo said from his slouching position on the little cot in side the cell.
"Well it's your fault!" Wufei said from the middle of the room. He was trying not to touch anything because he said that his integrity would be compromised if any of the dirt that was in the room got on his body. "If you had just left me alone when I was in the shower, instead of trying to play a practical joke on me, we wouldn't be here."
Duo stuck his tongue out at Wufei and fell down on the cot.
"You're only indirectly here by that reason." Heero said correcting Wufei. "If you had just waited until we got home to pour out your wrath, instead of disrupting the peace, we wouldn't be here."
"I never asked you to stay!" Wufei said.
"Well then I guess me and the guys will just leave." Heero said knowing what kind of reaction he would get from Duo.
"NO! Don't leave me! I've never been in jail before! You have to stay." Duo said jumping up from the cot.
"It's not my fault." Heero said.
"Well it's not my fault either." Duo said. "If Wu-butt hadn't threatened to tear off my braid then I wouldn't have run all over the store."
"What did you call me?" Wufei asked.
"Uhh! I meant Wufei." Duo said grabbing his braid so that Wufei wouldn't have a chance to carry out his threat.
"Baka!" Wufei said under his breath.
When Duo saw Wufei turn around and he knew that the danger was over Duo hugged his braid and kissed it lovingly. Duo then started to talk to his braid and Heero rolled his eyes.
"I'll go check on Hilde and Sally and see if they've convinced the guard that it was just a misunderstanding." Heero said as he walked out of the room.
A few minutes later Heero and Hilde walked back into the room.
"Okay Duo, I convinced them that you're insane so they're going to let you go."
"Yes!" Duo said. "But how did you convince them that I'm insane? I don't act the least bit insane. If anyone should be let out of here because they're insane it should be Wu-man over there."
"They saw you kissing your braid." Heero said.
Wufei laughed a little walked over to the bars. "So what about me?" He asked.
"Well Sally's still working on that." Hilde said.
"You really shouldn't have pulled out that knife on the officer." Quatre said.
"I didn't hurt him!" Wufei said as he sweat dropped. "I just threatened him a little. Besides he was going to hit me with that big black stick!"
"Night stick." Trowa corrected.
"Whatever." Wufei said.
"And he was only going to hit you because you pulled out the knife first." Trowa continued.
"Did I get it out first? I can't remember." Wufei said.
"That's it!" Hilde said. "Sally can get you out saying that you're drunk."
"I'm under age that wouldn't work." Wufei said. "They would just keep me on the charge that I was drinking underage."
"Oh." Hilde said. "You're right."
Just then Sally walked in with a guard.
"Okay you can thank you're girlfriends because they convinced me to let you out." The guard said.
"She's not my girlfriend!" Wufei said even though he knew no one would listen.
Duo and Wufei were let out and they were given their stuff back but Wufei noticed that something was missing.
"Hey where's my knife?" He asked.
"Well see that was part of the deal." Sally said.
"What deal?" Wufei asked.
"I let you go and I get to keep the knife." The guard said.
"INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled.
"Now Wufei don't get emotional. It's just a knife." Sally said pulling Wufei away from the guard.
"JUST A KNIFE!" Wufei said. "I HAPPENED TO LIKE THAT KNIFE!"
"Wufei stop yelling." Sally said.
Wufei shut his mouth and walked over to a metal folding chair and sat down. The group then got their things together and decided to go to Wendy's for a frosty to celebrate.
"I don't see what there is to celebrate about." Wufei said from his chair. "I just lost my favorite knife all because of that baka!"
Sally pulled Wufei out of the chair even though he was complaining that he didn't like frosty's and they left the police station.
Wufei didn't answer and just kept eating.
"Look I'm Wufei!" Duo said.
Everyone looked over at Duo and he had one straw coming out of each ear.
"Duo stop making a mess." Hilde said as she took the straws out of Duo's ears.
"I'm not making a mess!" Duo said as he tried to get the straws back. As he was doing this he accidentally knocked the tray of ketchup on the floor.
Hilde looked at him and raised one eyebrow.
"I'll clean it up!" Duo said as he bent down to the floor.
A minute later he stood up and he was squeezing ketchup into his mouth.
"Hey look! It's alien food." Duo said.
The group rolled their eyes.
"You just don't appreciate good humor!" Duo said slouching in his seat.
Heero looked out the window and slowly ate the last bites of his frosty. Outside he noticed a pink Cadillac slowly circling the restaurant. "That looks like Relena?" Heero thought. "Is she stalking me again? I thought we came to an agreement last summer when she did this?" Heero said shaking his head.
"Anybody want to see how many French fries I can stick up my nose?" Duo asked interrupting Heero thoughts.
The group looked at Duo and said in unison, "NO!!!"
"Fine I'll just see how many I can
fries I can stick up my nose by my self." Duo said turning in his seat.
"Well if you guys had been watching then you could have told me when to stop!" Duo said with a nasal sounding voice.
Heero rolled his eyes and searched the parking lot for a pink Cadillac. Finding none he turned back to Duo.
"So how many did you get up?" Hilde asked.
"10!" Duo said.
"Wow better than last time." Hilde said.
"You've done this before???" Quatre asked.
"Well only a couple of times." Duo said. "One time I got 13 up!"
Just then a nurse called Duo's name and he went back into a hallway.
About 5 minutes later Hilde decided to go to the bathroom and was told that it was down the same hallway that Duo went down.
A few minutes later Hilde returned and was laughing.
"What's so funny?" Sally asked.
"Duo…(laughter)…was in the room…(more laughter)…and they tried to…" Hilde couldn't go on because she was overcome with laughter.
"For heavens sake woman! Just spit it out." Wufei said clearly annoyed.
"Okay." Hide said trying to start again. "I was walking down the hallway when I heard Duo's voice coming from one of the rooms. He was yelling and he said, "You are NOT going to put that where you think you're going to!!!" and then I heard a scream and I think that they took his temperature through his butt." Hilde started to laugh and to everyone's surprise Trowa started to laugh too. Suddenly Trowa stopped laughing and looked at the rest of the group.
"I'm okay." He said and went back to the magazine he was reading.
"That weak baka!" Wufei said.
About half an hour later Duo was wheeled out on a wheelchair looking just like normal. (If you can call Duo normal.)
The nurse handed him some papers to sign and when he was done began to put them in a file.
"Oh no!" She exclaimed. "I don't have a hole puncher!"
"That's okay." Duo said. "Come here Trowa."
Trowa walked toward Duo and bent down.
Duo then took the piece of paper and used Trowa's bangs to make three punches.
"Wow! That's so cool." The nurse said.
Just then Heero reached into one of the bottomless pockets in his spandex shorts and handed the nurse a hole puncher.
"For later." He said.
"Wow! Where did you keep those?" she asked.
Heero rolled his eyes." Why does everyone ask that?" Heero said quietly and mostly to himself.
"Well you see. Heero's pants are magic!!!" Duo said to the nurse.
"Oh really!" She said. "Well bye y'all. Seya magic pants." She said as they left the hospital.
Heero fought the urge to take out his gun but then thought better of it. "She'll just ask where I keep it. Either that or I end up in jail and we already went there today." So Heero quietly got into Quatre's car and tried not to think about when they got home.
