The Potty Monster

"HEERO…HEEEERO…HEEROOO…HEEROHEEROHEERO…"

Heero sighed and leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes as Duo called his name from the bathroom for the thousandth time.

"HEY HEERO! COME AND SEE THIS."

Heero opened one eye and looked at Duo who was standing in the bathroom and pointing at the toilet.

"No!!!" Heero said rubbing his temples.

"PLEASE HEERO. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND" Duo called from the bathroom.

"Now there's a scary thought." Heero said to himself.

Duo came out of the bathroom and pulled at Heero's sleeve. "Come on. If you don't I won't stop bugging you." Duo said almost shaking Heero out of his chair.

"Okay I'll come." Heero said finally giving in. "Anything to keep you from becoming my best friend." Heero said under his breath.

Once in the bathroom Duo carefully pulled out the toilet paper and put one end in the toilet while the other end was still attached to the roll. "Watch this." Duo said as he flushed the toilet. The toilet paper then was sucked in as the toilet flushed. Duo elbowed Heero. "Cool huh!" He said.

Heero stood there. "You brought me away from my work to show me this?" He said.

Duo looked at Heero. "Well not just that??? I can do something else with it to." Duo then took one long piece of paper and put it into the toilet. He then closed the lid and said, "Look it's the potty monster."

Heero continued to look at Duo. "You drank some of Quatre's punch, didn't you?" Heero said.

"Well only a little bit but what does that have to do with it?" Duo asked.

Heero blinked at Duo and then he turned around and started to walk out the door.

"HEY HEERO. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M NOT DONE." Duo yelled at Heero as he left the bathroom.

"I'm going to get Quatre. You should show him this." Heero said over his shoulder. A few minutes later Heero returned with Quatre.

"Duo stop playing with my toilet." Quatre said after he walked into the room.

"Okay in a minute just watch." Duo then attempted to do the same thing he had done for Heero but all of a sudden the toilet started making some strange sounds.

"What did you do?" Quatre asked.

"Nothing." Duo said. "I can fix it." Duo then got on his hands and knees and reached behind the toilet. "There." Duo said. All of a sudden the Toilet spit out all of the soaked toilet paper right into Quatre's face.

Quatre picked the wet mush off of him and turned around. He then calmly walked out the door and shut it behind him. Duo then heard some scratching noises outside the door. Duo then tried to follow Quatre but found he was locked in.

"HEY QUATRE." Duo yelled. "LET ME OUT!!!"

"Fix it." Was all Duo heard.

"WHAT??? I CAN'T FIX A TOILET."

"Well now would be a good time to learn because you are not coming out until you do." Quatre said from outside the door.

Duo then walked over to the toilet and sat down on the lid. "Oh well I guess it's just me and the potty monster for the rest of our lives." Duo sighed. "Unless you know how to fix a toilet." Duo said addressing the toilet. "Oh. I didn't think so." Duo said. "So you up to a round of 100 bottles of beer on the wall?"

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