Random Things

Random Things

            This is just a list of some things that I think that the boys would have. First off we have bumper stickers…

Heero

"Keep honking…I'm reloading."

Duo

"Honk if you like peace and quiet."

Trowa

Get in; sit down, shut up, and HANG ON!!!

Quatre

"Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans."

And,

"Don't drink and drive…you might hit a bump and spill your drink."

Wufei

"So what if I'm slow. I'm still ahead of you."

Relena

"Caution: I drive like you do."

Zechs

"Why drink and drive when you can smoke dope and fly home?"

Treize

"Don't drink and park – accidents cause people."

(Just think about how he got Mariemaia! I mean come on just go read Heero's Episode Zero.)

Dorothy

"Drive defensively. Buy a tank."

(I think a gold tank is implied here. ^_~)

And,

"Warning! I speed up to run down little animals."

Now for answering machine messages…

Heero

"FOXTROT-LIMA-ALPHA-SIERRA-HOTEL. KEY-DESTRUCT-SEQUENCE-NOW. THIS-TERMINAL-ALSO-ACCEPTS-VOICE-MESSAGES."

And,

"You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. I am unable to come to the phone right now. At the sound of the tone, please leave your name, number, and the target or list of targets, and I'll launch as soon as I can. And have a nice day."

And,

"Hi! I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call you back, or you're Relena, it's you."

And,

"Hello I'm on a four state killing spree! WHATTA YA WANT?"

And,

"Hi, this is Heero Yuy. Leave a message and tell me what I can do to…I mean for you."

And,

Preventer Space Station; Commander Heero Yuy can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the world/colony's from some dread, unnamed organization, or perhaps taking a nappy. Leave your name and number after the beep and if you're not Relena he will call you back."

Duo

"You've reached Duo's room. He's not in right now. If this is Lady Une, Duo's on a mission. Yeah. Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket. If this is Heero; Duo is out with some girls at a party. Yeah, that's it. If this is anyone else he's at a party and you're not. Yeah, a party with the president. Yeah, and…the pope. Yeah that's it."

And,

"Please leave your name, number, the time you called, and your favorite color of underwear. I'll get back to you if I like the color."

And,

"Hello this is Death. I'm not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you."

And,

"Hi, this is Duo and thank you for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I Love Duo" T-shirt. Please wait for the tone and thank you for the pledge."

Trowa

(Doing a Rod Sterling imitation) "You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, were sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead – this is no ordinary telephone answering device…you have reached "The Twilight Phone"."

And,

"This is not an answering machine – this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."

Quatre

"Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak. This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, opus 72…"

And,

"Hi you've reached the residence of Quatre Raberba Winner. He can't come to the phone right now, because he's cleaning the refrigerator. Please leave your name and number and he'll get back to you."

And,

"Hello my name is Quatre Raberba Winner. You killed my father. Leave your name and number and prepare to die."

And,

(In ZERO mode) "Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE! When I get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a call. If I haven't ALREADY COME OVER, that is." (Loony laughter.)

Wufei

"Do you know what is so unjust about answering machines? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine nice and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through a long, unjust answering machine message when you call me. Further more…"

Relena

"The Vice Foreign Minister is not in her office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, and the name of the country that you wish to convert to Pacifism, and the secret password."

Dr. J.

"Good day, Heero. Your contact, Dr. J., is not available right now. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a brief message at the tone. This tape will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Good luck, Heero."