More Random Things
You asked for it!
More bumper stickers!
Relena and/or Dorothy
If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk!
Duo
Speed on brother, Hell ain't even half full!
More answering machine messages!
Trowa
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. I know how you are and what you want so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.
And,
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange…mother…unicorn…Gundam. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible.
And,
I can't come to the phone right now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
Quatre
Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language. But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out the French in our lifetime. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non".
And,
Hello, this is the Computer Music Research Institute of L4. We can't take your call at the moment, but we would like you to leave a critique of one of our current works in progress. BEEP.
Duo
Thank you for phoning the Save The Duo's Hotline. Our operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish it make a contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of your request at the sound of the beep, and something will get back to you shortly.
And,
Hello! This is Duo. If you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. If you leave a ~sexy~ message, I'll get back to you sooner!
Zechs and Noin
Zechs: hello! Zechs and Noin aren't here right now, but if…
Noin: Zechs, what are you doing?
Zechs: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here.
Noin: But you left the last one. It's my turn.
Zechs: no, I'm sure it's my turn.
Noin: no, you're wrong. It's definitely my turn.
Zechs: You baka, I know it's my…Noin…what are you doing with that frying pan? (BONK…THUD)
Noin: Zechs is out right now, so please leave you name and number.
And,
Hello, you've reached Zechs and Noin. We can't come to the phone right now, because we are doing something we really enjoy. Noin likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right…real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Father Maxwell
This is Father Maxwell. We are not…excuse me a moment, please. Duo put the little boy down. PUT HIM DOWN! (sound of window breaking) Great! What a mess. I'll have to get back to you later.
The Maganacs
(all crowd around the phone. Sung to the tune of "Frere Jacques") We're not here now, we're not here now, don't hang up, don't hang up, leave your name and number, leave your name and number, we'll call you back, we'll call you back.
OZ soldier
(airplanes and machine guns in the background) Hi, I'd come to the phone, but I'm UNDER ATTACK!!! IT'S A GUNDAM!!!
Authors note: okay I have more but I figured I'd make y'all beg for them! So if you want another part, review and tell me! Also, anything you want to add can be put in a review or you can email me directly, Christian.m.hall@att.net the more reviews I get the sooner the next part will be out!
