A FRIENDS Alternate Season 6 TOW: Kathy wants Chandler Back Written By: SJ Wong


Rating: PG13

This is Part 2 of "This time it's Kathy". Joey is living by himself and working at Central Perk. Rachel is living with Phoebe. Chandler and Monica are living together. As we left off, Chandler has just admitted he still has feeling for Kathy and Monica storms out of the restaurant, with Chandler following her.


INTRODUCTION

SCENE: Monica and Chandler's Apartment - Monica comes in and throws her purse down on the kitchen table. She did it with such force it knocked over the cup that was sitting there, on to the floor, with a crash. But being as upset as she was, she ignores it and plops down on the sofa. Chandler comes running in, a few seconds later, out of breath. He bends over, breathing heavily, trying to catch his breath.

CHANDLER (still panting): Not only are you freakishly strong but you are FAST! (He walks over to the sofa and sits down next to Monica. Chandler looks over at Monica, not knowing what to say. He tries to cheer her up.) If you and Emily were in a race, you would win, hands down! (Monica looks up at Chandler with the saddest look on her face. She doesn't know what to say to him. He opens his arm to give her a hug and she moves toward him to accept it but changes her mind and jumps off the sofa instead.)
MONICA (upset): You still love her???!!! (Chandler knew he had to explain, but he didn't have a chance to analyst what he was feeling, for Kathy, himself.)
CHANDLER: Well maybe just a little, but not as much as I love you! You know, I don't even know if I would call it love, actually, it's more like lingering affection.
MONICA: Which means???
CHANDLER: Which means. (Trying to think of the right words.) For example, if, I heard, she got hit by a car, or eaten by a lion, I would be sad... (He looks at Monica, sees her reaction, which wasn't promising, and he finishes his sentence.) for about a minute (Monica looks at him with disbelief) okay, a couple of days maybe a week or (hesitantly) ...two.
MONICA: See you still love her!
CHANDLER: Come on Monica, you're not being fair.
MONICA: Not fair! You're the one who couldn't tell her that you didn't love her anymore. (Coming up with an idea.) Okay, say it to me. Say. "I don't love Kathy".
CHANDLER: I don't (having a hard time getting it out) lo...lov...I don't love Kathy...that much. (Monica starts to cry. She runs into the bedroom and slams the door. Chandler follow her. He tries the doorknob, but the door is locked.)
CHANDLER: Monica, please let me in. Monica? (Monica is leaning up against the other side of the door. There is tears in her eyes, but she tries to keep her voice calm.)
MONICA: I can't talk about it right now. Can you stay with Joey tonight. We can talk about it tomorrow.
CHANDLER: Monica, I love you.
MONICA: I know, but please go. (Chandler touches the door and looking dejected, he walks out of the room.)

SCENE: Ross's Apartment - Ross unlocks the door and opens it. Phoebe and Rachel runs pass him and goes right to the window.

ROSS: I knew there was a reason you two followed me home.
PHOEBE: I hope we didn't miss anything GOOD!
ROSS: You girls are disgusting.
PHOEBE: Okay, I hope we didn't miss anything INTERESTING.
RACHEL: The waiter was no help! I want to know what happened! (Phoebe turns to Rachel.)
PHOEBE: I got it! I know what it is! Chandler cheated on Monica with Kathy and Kathy blurbed it out at dinner.
RACHEL (blurbed out): No! No! He wouldn't do a "Ross"! (Rachel looks at Ross, forgetting he was in the room when she said it. He glared at her, she looks sheepishly back at him and try to change the subject.) No, it's something else, Ohhhh!!!! Kathy had a baby a while back and Chandler's the father. She took that moment to announce it!
PHOEBE: No, that's too soap opera! (Ross thinking the two girls were being ridiculous, chimed in.)
ROSS (sarcastic): Ohhh, ohhh maybe Kathy is married to Chandler and he didn't know about it.
PHOEBE (obnoxious): Still feeling guilty, don't you, Ross??!! (This time Ross glare at Phoebe.)
RACHEL: Darn, there's nothing going on. Nobody's even there! Wait, look, Chandler is going into Joey's apartment. He looks really upset. Oh no they broke up!
PHOEBE: Man. how stupid are we? Instead of coming here we could have gone to Joey's.
ROSS: I hope you weren't including me in your last remark.
PHOEBE: No, of course not, including you would have been a compliment to us. (Ross has this confused look on his face trying to understand what Phoebe meant. Phoebe turns to Rachel.) That should keep him busy for a couple of hours.

SCENE: Joey's Apartment - Chandler comes in the door looking totally dejected. Joey is there, waiting for him.

JOEY: So what happened? Are you guys okay? (Chandler looks up at Joey and he sees the sadness in his face.) This is all my fault. (Chandler pats Joey on the shoulder, reassuringly.)
CHANDLER: That's okay you didn't know, in fact, I didn't know.
JOEY: Yeah, but if I didn't, then you still wouldn't and everything would be okay.
CHANDLER: Don't worry Joe, Monica and I will get through this. We love each other, we'll work it out. Whoa, that sound so mature, did that come from me?
JOEY: So that means, you and Monica aren't breaking up?
CHANDLER: Leave the best relationship I've ever had for someone who cheated on me. I don't think so. (Chandler starts to get agitated.) Monica won't leave me, will she? You don't think she would break up with me because of this???!!! Darn, why do I still have these feelings for Kathy?
JOEY: Beats me. I still can't wrap my brain around your previous attraction to Janice. (At that moment, the phones rings. Joey goes to answer it.) Hello, Joey here. No! (pause) I can't! (pause) Not now! (turn his head away from Chandler and whisper into the mouth piece) He's right here. (pause) Yeah, I guess that's okay. Yes. Steak, of course. She had the salmon and he had the chicken. Yeah, you won the bet and he still loves Kathy. Darn! that wasn't fair! (Joey hangs up the phone.) That Rachel is sneaky!

SCENE: Ross's Apartment - Ross and Phoebe are looking at Rachel who still has the phone in her hand. She has a stunned look on her face, as she puts down the phone.

PHOEBE: So what did he say?
RACHEL: Kathy is still in love with Chandler (Phoebe and Ross interrupts her.).
ROSS (disappointed): Darn, I lost the bet.
PHOEBE: And the odds were so good.
RACHEL (disbelief): The problem is Chandler still loves Kathy too.
ROSS(shock) : What???!!! (disbelief) Oh my gosh! (sad) Poor Monica. (angry) I'm going to kill him! (Ross walks toward the door. Phoebe grabs his arm and Rachel grabs him around the waist.)
RACHEL: Stop it Ross. He didn't do it on purpose. He can't help how he feels.
ROSS: Yeah, but he's hurting my baby sister! I should have killed him when I found out they were dating! I never should have let him move in across the hall from her! Why did I have to bring him home for Thanksgiving???!!!
PHOEBE: Calm down Ross! It's Chandler, Monica will get over him. Also, you are messing up your carpet and ruining my shoes. (Ross looks down and realize Phoebe was right. He stop fighting the girls. He walks over to the window and looks out.)
ROSS: I hope Monica's okay. Maybe, I should go over there and check on her.
RACHEL: If she wants us, she'll call us. (Rachel cell phone rings. Rachel runs over to her purse and searches for the phone, without much luck, she finally dumps everything on the table. She spots her cell phone and picks it up. It stops ringing.) Darn. Do you think it was Monica? It probably was, I better go over there. (Rachel throws everything back into her purse, and walks out the door.)
PHOEBE: She probably wants me to. (Phoebe walks toward the door, turns around and says.) You better stay here Ross, after all you're a guy. A heartless pathetic guy who gets a girl to fall in love with him and just when she thinks he loves her back and only her, BAM, he throws her a curve ball. (Change to cheery attitude) See you in a bit. (Phoebe walks out the door leaving Ross with an annoyed look on his face.)

SCENE: Chandler and Monica's Apartment - Monica is sitting at the dining table with a tub of ice cream in front of her. She is deep in thought. Rachel poke her head through the door.

RACHEL: Hi Mon, is it okay if Phoebe and I come in?
MONICA (depressed): Sure. (Phoebe and Rachel sit down at the table. Rachel put her hand on Monica's arm, trying to comfort her.)
RACHEL: Joey told us what happened. Are you okay? (Trying to cheer her up, Phoebe exclaimed.)
PHOEBE: Congratulation! You won the bet!(Monica looks at Phoebe distastefully and ignore her statement.)
MONICA: No I'm not okay. I can't believe Chandler still (distasteful) loves her. I mean, everything between us is good. How can he still love her???!!! It's just not fair. (She sticks another spoonful of ice cream in her mouth.)
RACHEL: Of course it isn't, life never is. You guys will get through this, you're perfect for each other.
MONICA: Then why does he still love her? I don't love Richard anymore. If he was really happy with me, he wouldn't still be in love with her.
PHOEBE: Yeah, who does he think he is, loving two women at the same time! But, what really doesn't make sense is that you both love him back. I mean it's Chandler, Chandler! Maybe in some alternate world where things don't make sense, but hello we are on earth here! (Rachel and Monica gives her a strange look.) Oops, was my mouth turned on. (Monica and Rachel both ignore Phoebe.)
RACHEL: So honey, what are you going to do? Are you going to break up with him?
PHOEBE: It's just Chandler, you can do much better. (Rachel and Monica again stare at Phoebe. Phoebe sheepishly gets up and moves toward the couch.) I'll just go sit over there.
MONICA: I didn't work through all that commitment crap with him just to hand him over to her! Also, she's not good enough for him. She would end up hurting him again. I know we can work through this.
RACHEL: You two can totally work through this. (pause in thought) But there is the problem of her becoming his "Should've girl".
MONICA: What are you talking about, Rach?
RACHEL: Whenever my mom and dad got into a big arguement, which is often, when it gets really bad, my mom would scream out, "I should have married Donald!" He was an ex-boyfriend that my mom loved and my parents didn't approve of.
PHOEBE: Yeah, that is hard to compete with, the dream guy that never ages or get fat.
MONICA: Chandler would never say that.
RACHEL: Maybe not out loud but he might be thinking it. As the year goes by, he's going to see all your faults, and she on the hand, would become his perfect past love.
PHOEBE: Or he might say, "I Chandler take thee Kathy, I mean Monica."
MONICA: I need more ice cream! (Monica jumps out of the chair and goes toward the refrigerator.)

SCENE: Chandler and Monica's Apartment - It's two in the morning. Monica is running around with a dust rag. She's dusting everything in sight. As she starts dusting the coffee table for the third time, there is the sound of a key in the front door. Monica ignores it and continues cleaning. The door opens and Chandler comes in quietly. He has a black eye.

CHANDLER: I forgot my toothbrush. (Monica doesn't say anything, or look up, she continues cleaning. He takes two steps toward the bathroom, changes direction and walks over to stand behind the sofa.)
CHANDLER: I couldn't sleep.
MONICA: Me neither. (Monica looks up and notice Chandler's eye. She rushes to him.) Oh my gosh, what happened???!!! (Touching his eye gently.) Let me get you some ice. (She goes to the frig.)
CHANDLER: Ross's fist accidentally ran into my eye. (She put some ice in a dish towel and place it on his eye.)
MONICA: He hitted you?
CHANDLER: He thought I dumped you for Kathy. I guess you could say, protective brother goes berserk.
MONICA: Oh how sweet. (Chandler stares at her.) For me. Did you straigten him out?
CHANDLER: Yeah in between grunts. I guess I deserve, what he gave me, for hurting you like that.
MONICA: No you don't, you were just being honest about your feelings. (Monica starts to turn away, Chandler stops her.)
CHANDLER: Monica lets talk about this. (Monica looks hesitately at him.) Please. (She nod her agreement. He takes her hand and lead her to the couch. They both sit down.) Chandler reach over and put his hand on top of Monica's hand.)
CHANDLER: Monica, I love you so much MORE than Kathy. (Monica squeezes his fingers reassuringly.) I don't want, what I feel for her, to effect what you and I have together.
MONICA: I don't either. It's just that, I feel there must be something wrong with us, if you still have these feelings for her. (Chandler place his hand on her cheek, and looks into her eyes.)
CHANDLER: There is nothing wrong with us. (He kisses her lovingly and Monica smile back at him.) What we have is incredible. (Chandler open his arm and Monica puts her head on his shoulder.)
MONICA: I know, but I can't help feeling insecure. If we don't deal with this now, I feel, it will come back to haunt us.
CHANDLER: What do you mean? (Remembering what Rachel and Phoebe said, Monica suggest something she really didn't want.)
MONICA : I think you should spend some time with Kathy and talk it out. You know try to figure out what you feel for her exactly.
CHANDLER: You want me to spend time with Kathy?
MONICA: I have to work tomorrow night, you can invite her over here, to talk, privately.
CHANDLER: Let me reiterate, you want me to spend time, ALONE, with Kathy?
MONICA: Really, this is a great idea. You did tell her you still love her. You need to let her know where she stand.
CHANDLER: Can't I just write her a note.
MONICA: Please Chandler for me, for us. This way we'll all have closure.
CHANDLER: You really want me to do this. (Monica wanted to scream out no, but instead she said)
MONICA: Yes.
CHANDLER: You are a rare woman, Monica Geller.
MONICA: Oh one other thing. (Monica leans over and gives him a passionate kiss. As he comes up for air, he asks.)
CHANDLER: What was that for?
MONICA: Just to remind you, what you and I have together(Chandler smiles).
CHANDLER: Remind me again. (She goes back to kissing him.)

SCENE: The next morning at Central Perk - Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.

PHOEBE: I still can't believe two good looking women being in love with Chandler? It just doesn't add up.
RACHEL: Three actually, there is always Janice.
PHOEBE: I don't think she counts, and you actually think she's good looking?
RACHEL: She does have an interesting style going on there, and as long as she keeps her mouth shut. (Phoebe gives Rachel a "You got to be kidding" look, Rachel changes the subject.) Monica did say, that Chandler was the best sex, she ever had.
PHOEBE (wrinkle her nose): Let's not go there!
RACHEL: Yeah, let's not... (Phoebe is reminded of Monica and Chandler doing it by the window.)
PHOEBE: Darn! Too late! Ugh... Quick Rach, name some hunks. (Phoebe leans back and close her eyes.)
RACHEL: Leonardo DeCaprio.
PHOEBE: Too young.
RACHEL: Paul Newman.
PHOEBE: Cute, but, too old.
RACHEL: Brad Pitt.
PHOEBE: Not working!
RACHEL: What???!!!! He's so hot!
PHOEBE: He doesn't do it for me, too skinny. (Rachel looks like she wants to argue the point.) Quick, Rach another one.
RACHEL: Okay, Pierce Bronsan, Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, (Phoebe pause and looks at Rachel) I thought I'ld give it another shot. Mike Myers (Phoebe gives Rachel a weird look and she giggles) Austin Power Yeah baby, (Phoebe gives Rachel a frustrated look) okay... Keanu Reeves, Ben Afleck, Matt Damon, oh yeah, you like more mature men ... Sean Connery, Dennis Quaid, Alec Baldwin, and for variety Denzel Washington, Jackie Chan, Antonio Banderas...
PHOEBE: Whew, okay, I'm good. Thanks, Rach. (They both lean back in silences.) You know what, Rach?
RACHEL: What?
PHOEBE: We need to get a life. (At this moment Monica comes in the door.)
MONICA: Hi guys. (She sits down next to them.) After tonight my Kathy problem should be over.
RACHEL: Why? Is Kathy leaving town?
MONICA: No, I set it up so that Kathy can spend some private time with Chandler. (They both stare at Monica with disbelief.)
RACHEL and PHOEBE: You what???!!!
MONICA: Chandler is meeting her at our apartment tonight. They will talk over their past relationship, Chandler will see that she isn't the right girl for him, and he will get over his lingering feelings for her. Thus, she will cease to be his "should've girl".
RACHEL: Aren't you afraid it might go the other way. I mean he fell pretty hard for her the first time.
PHOEBE: And to add to that, she wants Chandler, BAD. She may not play fair.
MONICA: I trust Chandler. Anyway, he said, he loves me a lot more.
PHOEBE: Yeah, but he's a guy. Remember Ross, he loved Rachel, and that didn't stop him from doing it with the copy girl.
MONICA: He thought they were on a break. Chandler and I aren't on a break.
RACHEL (pouting): Any excuse to jump a pretty copy girl.

SCENE: Monica and Chandler's Apartment - There is a knock on the door. Chandler comes out of the bedroom to go answer it. He opens the door.

CHANDLER: Oh hi Kathy.
KATHY (nonchalant): I was surprised that you called, what's up (noticing his black eye) with your eye?
CHANDLER: I'm trying out a different look. Don't you think the bruise goes well with my blue eyes? (Thinking Monica did it, Kathy decide not to push it. She changes the subject. She comes in and looks around the room.)
KATHY: Where's Monica?
CHANDLER: She's at work.
KATHY (smiling): So it's just you and me tonight?
CHANDLER: Yes, I thought we should have a talk about the other night, you know, about what I said (feeling uncomfortable). Want a drink, beer, wine, diet soda?
KATHY: Wine sounds good. (Kathy goes over and sits on the sofa. Chandler goes to get her a drink. He pour two glasses but decide not to drink, because he didn't want to take a chance of getting drunk and doing something stupid. He hands her the drink. He is about to sit on the sofa but decide to sit on the barca lounger instead. Just as he sits down the phone ring. Glad for the interruption, he jumps up to go answer it.)
CHANDLER: I better go get that. (picks up the phone) Hello, (pause) oh hey Ross, (walks over to the window and wave to Ross) It was Monica's idea. (pause) WAY! (pause) Go ask her yourself. She's at work. Bye. (Talking to Kathy) Just Ross asking for tips on cooking. (Noticing that her glass was almost empty) Would you like more wine? (Kathy hands her glass to him. He fills it up and hand it back.)
KATHY: Aren't you going to have any? It's good.
CHANDLER: Wine and confessions don't mix. (He sits down on the barca lounger.)
KATHY: And what is it you need to confess? (She reaches for his hand.) I already know you still love me. (Chandler moves his hand away.)
CHANDLER: About that.
KATHY: I still love you Chandler.
CHANDLER: Kathy, I... (The phone rings again. Chandler gesture to Kathy to wait, and he again goes to answer the phone.) Hello, (Chandler walks over to the window and looks over at Ross. Ross looks upset.) whoa you must have her on your speed dial. (pause) Yes Ross, I see you too. (You can see Ross by his window looking very serious with a pair of binocular around his neck. Joey is standing next to him looking stern.) Yes, I know she's your sister. We're just talking! (Turn away and whisper in the mouth piece.) Look Ross, I love Mon. I would not do anything to hurt her. (Chandler starts getting frustrated) You better get back to your date before he gets bored and leaves. (Chandler hangs up on an angry Ross.)
KATHY: I didn't know Ross was gay?
CHANDLER: Don't let it get around he's very insecure. (Chandler walks over and notice that Kathy has a big wine stain on her blouse.)
KATHY: I'm afraid I spilled wine on my blouse. It's one of my favorite. I better take it off and clean it before it sets. (She walks into the bathroom and close the door. After she goes into the bathroom, Chandler whispers "OH no half naked ex-girlfriend! Ross looking! Chandler dead meat!" He have a scared look on his face.)
CHANDLER: Don't come out! I'll find you something to wear.
CHANDLER (talking to himself): I got to find something. Monica got plenty of clothes, (He walks toward their room) which she would not want to give to my ex-girlfriend (he turns around). My clothes, No! Not a good idea! Rachel has plenty of clothes (he walks toward Rachel's old bedroom) in her new apartment (he again turns around). Joey! (He runs out of the apartment. A little while later he comes back.) How did he get pizza sauce on everything??!!!
KATHY: Chandler I'm coming out.
CHANDLER: No, no...wait a second (he spots a sweater hanging on Rachel's door, he has a puzzled look on his face but takes it. Kathy opens the bathroom door and Chandler throw the sweater around her.)
KATHY: That's okay Chandler I'm not modest around you and it's too warm to wear a sweater.
CHANDLER: I'll open a window. (Chandler goes over to open a window. He takes in several breath of fresh air. As he turns around, he notice Kathy sitting on the sofa. She has the sweater on but she neglect to button it up exposing her bra. Chandler sit on the sofa across from Kathy. He was feeling very uncomfortable and nervous. So, he decides to just blurbs it out.) Look Kathy, I love Monica and I'm staying with her!
KATHY: But you said you love me.
CHANDLER: I do, kind of, but Monica and I have something special.
KATHY: We had something special too. Remember when we first met? You wanted me!
CHANDLER: You're a pretty girl.
KATHY: No it was more than that. There was chemistry between us, there still is. If you give us another chance, I know it would work. (She starts getting closer to Chandler and he back up and realize he can't back up anymore so he gets up and move a safe distance away from her. He ends up standing in front of the window. Kathy stands up and walk toward him.)
CHANDLER: Kathy, stay right there. I just told you to come over here, so I can tell you, to your face, that I care about you. But, that's it. There is no chance of anything else.
KATHY: Are you still mad? Is it because of Nick??? It was a mistake, a moment of weakness. I'm seeing a therapist. (This piqued Chandler's curiosity.)
CHANDLER: Therapist??? For what???
KATHY (embarrassed): Well, the truth is (pause, reluntance to say) I had a problem. A small one really. (Chandler gives her a questioning look.) I was a sex addict. That's the reason, I overreacted when you accused me of sleeping with Nick. I mean, I wasn't at the time, but man, I wanted to so badly, I guess I felt guilty. And then after our fight, I was so upset, I lost all self control. (She looks at Chandler for reassurance, but he has a stunned look on his face. Realizing she said the wrong thing.) I'm okay now. Really! Except, for that one night with Joey, I've been good. (Chandler is just standing there, not knowing what to think. Kathy on the other hand, stare at Chandler longingly. All of a sudden, she pulls off her sweater and runs over and grab him.) I want you bad! (Surprise by her attack they both fall over. She is on top of him kissing him and he is trying to push her off of him.)
CHANDLER: Stop it Kathy! Get off of me! Get off of me!( He manage to push her off. Kathy gets control of herself and stops.)
KATHY: I'm sorry Chandler...I (Remembering Ross and Joey was watching him. Chandler forgets Kathy. He slowly gets up and look out the window. He sees Ross, Joey and Monica looking at him. Monica had a very angry look on her face. She turns around suddenly and run out of Ross's front door.) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! (Chandler runs out the front door of his apartment.)

SCENE: The street between the two apartments - Chandler comes out of his building and runs across the street to Ross's building. Just as he reach the sidewalk Monica comes out of Ross's building extremely upset. Chandler blocks her.

CHANDLER: It's not what you think! She kissed me! Nothing else happened!
MONICA: I know that!
CHANDLER: Then where are you going?
MONICA: I'm going over there to kick her sorry butt out of our apartment. (Monica makes a move to go around Chandler. Chandler grabs her arm.)
CHANDLER: Monica don't! (Monica struggle to get free. Chandler grabs her around the waist.)
MONICA: How dare she throw herself at you like that! She is dead meat! (Chandler starts to laugh, like he did when he found out he was the best sex she ever had. Confused by Chandler's reaction, Monica stop struggling and turn around to stare at him.)
MONICA: What are you laughing at? (Chandler stop laughing and let go of her. He still has a big smile on his face.)
CHANDLER: Your jealous! Enough to pulverize my ex-girlfriend jealous!
MONICA: No I'm not. (Chandler gives her a knowing smirks. All the anger melted as she realize where her anger was coming from.) Oh my gosh, I am???!!!
CHANDLER: I didn't think I had the power to emote that emotion in anyone. Wow, it feels great.
MONICA (embarrassed): Not for me. I guess having you meet with her was the stupidest idea I ever came up with. (Chandler pulls Monica into a hug and kiss her forehead.)
CHANDLER: You mean well.
MONICA: I just wanted you, to be sure, that it was me you wanted to be with and not her. But, when I saw you two together something came over me.
CHANDLER: The same thing I feel when Richard's name comes up except fear prevent me from acting on it. (Chandler tilt Monica's head up.) Monica, I will alway have a soft spot for Kathy, but it will never compare to what I feel for you. You can care about someone, but know that they are not good for you. Even, if we didn't break up then, we would have eventually. With you, I feel like it could last forever.
MONICA: Are you sure.
CHANDLER: I love you Monica and I am falling deeper in love with you each day. (He pulls her in for a passionate kiss.) Now lets go up to our apartment and you can kick Kathy sorry butt out of our apartment. (Monica gives Chandler a funny look.) But in a nice way.

SCENE: Chandler and Monica's Apartment - Late at night, the lights are out in the living room. The door to Rachel's old room opens. A tired Rachel and Phoebe comes out. As they sneak quietly across the room toward the front door.

RACHEL (whisper): I just bought that sweater.
PHOEBE (whisper): You used it for a worthy cause.
RACHEL (whisper): I can't believe she spilled wine on herself.
PHOEBE (whisper): Yeah, that was a cheap trick but Chandler didn't waver. I must say I have new found respect for him. (They go out the front door and close it behind them quietly. Camera move to the hallway.)
RACHEL (whisper): Speaking of Chandler, why do you have such a low opinion of him?
PHOEBE (whisper): Well, when I first moved in with Monica. (pause) I overheard him tell Monica that I was strange. Me, Phoebe Buffay! I am as unstrange as they come.
RACHEL: So you been upset with him ever since? (Rachel couldn't believe Phoebe attitude.)
PHOEBE: Of course, wouldn't you?? Hey Rach, do you think I'm strange? (Rachel looks uncomfortably at Phoebe.)
RACHEL: You know I'm really tired, I better get home before I fall asleep. (Rachel dash down the stairs with Phoebe following her.)
PHOEBE: Rachel you didn't answer me!

SCENE: It is noon, in a nice Italian restaurant - Kathy comes in the front door and looks around as if looking for someone. She spots the person she is looking for, at the back of the restaurant, in a quiet corner. The maitre de ask if she needs a table, she responses, "No thanks, my business partner is waiting for me.", she gesture to the back of the restaurant. She makes her way to the man sitting alone.

MAN: You're late. Were you successful?
KATHY: No, he won't leave her.
MAN: But you said you could do it.
KATHY: I tried. I got him to admit he still loves me, but it seems not enough to leave her.
MAN: Then YOU will have to try something else. You will have to make her leave him.
KATHY: I tried to make it look like he was cheating on her, I even ruined my favorite blouse. But, she didn't buy it. You are going to need a crowbar to pry those two apart.
MAN: You will not get the money you need!
KATHY: Then I'll have to find another way to pay off my debts! The only reason I agree to your plan was because I was hoping Chandler stilled wanted me.
MAN: I want Monica back!
KATHY: You should give up on the idea, because she doesn't want you!
MAN: She loved me once. I can get her to love me again.
KATHY: Well, you're going to have to find someone else to help you! (Kathy turns around and storms out of the restaurant. The camera zooms around to reveal, Pete.)
PETE: I guess I'll just have to think of something else.

THE END