Even More Random Things

Even More Random Things

Well I'm out of bumper stickers so if you have any more to add email me at, Christian.m.hall@att.net

Onto the answering machines

Duo

Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand, not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand? Well, sometimes I do. Oh and, leave a message.

And,

Hello. I'm Duo's answering machine. What are you?

And,

Hi, you've reached the home of Duo Maxwell. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press one and hang up now. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3and lave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.

And,

Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and privet telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev, General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Commander-In-Chief of the Combined Armies of the Proletariat Peoples of Russia, First Citizen of the Order of Lenin, Supreme Patron of the Soviet Institute of Literature and Domestic Sciences, President of the Soviet People's Council of Peace and Happiness and Captain of the Kremlin B Squash Team. (Wufei's voice heard in background.) "No you're not!!!" (Duo's voice moves away from the answering machine.) "Shut up, baka!" (Voice comes closer) "But hey call me Duo! Leave a message at the beep."

And,

This is Heero Yuy. Duo's not here right now. He's out on a date. The idea of Duo entertaining a girl with his basketball theories and what little computer knowledge he has learned from me over dinner at Taco Bell should scare the hell out of you. He'll probably be home soon, so leave your name and number and he'll call you back. Deal with it."

And,

Shinigami speaking, whom in hell do you want?

And,

Hell, Shinigami speaking…

Relena

(Zechs was over at Relena's house and she left the room and so in a loud, deep, horror film voice he recorded:) "Hi, this is Relena. I'm not myself right now. If you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you when I'm feeling better."

Heero

Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5…4…3…2…1…"

Romafeller

"Thank you for calling The Romafeller Foundation. If you wish to speak with Treize, push 1 on your touch-tone phone now. If you would like to speak to Duke Dermail, push 2 on your touch-tone phone now. If you would like to be transferred to Zechs, push 3 on your touch-tone phone now. If you would like to speak to Mr. Treize's personal assistant, Lady Une, push 4 on your touch-tone phone now. If you wish to speak with Col. Une, push 5 on your touch-tone phone now. If you have a wrong number push, 6 on your touch-tone phone now. If you would like to speak to an OZ soldier, push 7 on your touch-tone phone now. If you would like to tell us where we could find the Gundam pilots, press 8 on your touch-tone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn't do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system. So please…(sound of someone opening a door. heard from the background:) "Zechs? What are you doing in a closet with the answering machine?" (Zechs' voice moves away from the answering machine.) "Uh…nothing…" (voice comes back close) "So leave a message!"

Any more to add? Email me, Christian.m.hall@att.net