Lord of the Fanfics: the Fellowship Against the Canon Police By Alyssa Wood & Samantha Chan

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The Shadow of the Plothole

Alyssa felt confused. A minute ago, she was being dragged into a prison cell and the next minute, she was in the peaceful presence of the Shire. "Samantha," Alyssa's voice trembled. "What happened???"

Sam gave a large, evil grin. "Laptop. I wrote 'Shire' and it transported us there. You know, the way a word does in a story." Alyssa stared wide-eyed as Sam took the laptop and started writing:

"Merry and Pippin ran through the Shire, being chased by a few dragons, but none as bad as Farmer Maggot. The two looked so sweet running around in only their undergarments..."

Alyssa looked up as she heard a sound and two small hobbits came running out of the forest, dressed in their undergarments. "This is creepy, Sam," Alyssa muttered. "The magic of a book!"

"But what Merry and Pippin weren't looking forward to was meeting Samwise Gamgee and Britney Spears on their way to Mordor-"

"What a minute!" Alyssa cried as she read that. "What the heck???"

"Shut up!" Samantha hushed her friend. "You keep yelling like that and the Canon Police are going to catch us again..."

A siren sounded in the distance and all Alyssa could say was, "Too late." The two girls started running with Sam trying to type the last few words on her laptop.

All of a sudden, a giant brick wall landed with a great crash in front of the police car. One car crashed into the back of another, and pretty soon a giant car accident mess was all that was left of the canon police. For now.

"Quick, write us somewhere safer!" Alyssa ordered.

Typing as quick as her two fingers allowed, the two authors soon found themselves in the dainty garden of Rivendell, which were crawling with hot elves in clad in leather.

Raising one eyebrow at Alyssa, Samantha giddily skipped her way to her favorite and started flirting away.

Alyssa walked around, wondering where her beloved Elrond was. Well, Elrond wasn't her beloved, but she enjoyed his personality and wished to see him...just once.

"Hello, Alyssa," Elrond smiled. Alyssa turned around and couldn't believe her eyes. Elrond looked HOT! Alyssa almost passed out as she started at him. She could hear Samantha, far off, flirting with Elrond's twins. "You wanted to see me?"

"How did you know?" Alyssa asked astonished.

"I am a Lord! I know everything! Now, come...I know you want to kiss me..." Elrond looked down at Alyssa. And then another elf popped up and kissed Elrond. Alyssa fell back in the excitement and felt like puking.

"I DO!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW, ELROND???" the elf asked happily. It was Glorfindel. Alyssa sneaked away while she heard some interesting sounds. Then a bunch of fan girls pass and then finally, the long-awaited sirens.

"SAM!" Alyssa cried, running after her friend. "SAM! Where's your laptop???"

Samantha looked around. What DID happen to it? "AH!" she realized. "One of the elves has it! AH!" Samantha ran off in one direction, while Alyssa ran inside the house of Elrond.