Welcome to Mainframe by SpelCastrMax
Author's Note: Who actually reads the author's note? And what's with ravens anyway? Why are these "nevermore" birds constantly being compared with writing desks?
AND JUST FOR LEGAL REASONS: The last couple of lines of dialogue aren't mine. I stole...I mean barrowed them from REBOOT THE GAME.
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
LAST WEEK ON REBOOT: Bob and Dot work together to defeat Megabyte for the first time just before the cadet is caught by Turbo. I have nothing funny or witty to say here.
Chapter 4: Back at the Super Computer (In Which a Moral is Probably Snuck into the Story Somehow)
Back at the academy, both Zero and Bob were put on suspension. Carden surprisingly wasn't punished for his little excursion to help his roommate.
The cadet wasn't quite sure what to do with himself. He'd wander around the school with new determination and would actually study. Molly wanted to take him into a diagnostic program to have his head examined. Bob still had the letters from Enzo, but it wasn't long before they came less regularly.
He was in the library staring numbly at a readme file when a purple sprite with bright red hair crept in. She wore a sword at her side which she pointed in his back. The sprite commented, "Sugah, you sure aren't very alert. You look twice as blue as usual."
"Go away, Mouse," he said glumly without looking up.
Mouse sighed and muttered, "I know I'm gonna regret askin', but what's wrong?" She sat down next to him at the long table. "You look like you just had your heart broken. You're not even tryin' to stop me. Usually, you're the first one hunting me down."
"I said leave me alone, Mouse," he grumbled focusing more intently on the file in his hands.
Mouse stole it and choked, "You're studyin'?! You can't be the real Bob."
He snatched the file back. "I have to get a high score on my final."
She blinked at him a couple of times. "You're really serious 'bout this." Mouse thought for a moment and added, "You know, Bob, I could always steal the answers...for a price."
"No thanks, Mouse. I'm in enough trouble as it is." He finally allowed himself to smile.
Knowing that was the end of it, Mouse got up and left. Winking at him, she said, "See ya later, Sugah, and good luck." Bob reached up and patted her shoulder as if to say thanks. When she was gone, he revealed the disk of Super Computer data he had taken from under her sleeve. Sometimes you didn't need to hunt down the Mouse.
The time of finals arrived. Bob and Carden took their tests without a word between them. Every cadet was nervous. It felt like seconds passed as they all filled in little bubbles on a sickly colored sheet, then moved onto the physical portion of the test to check on game techniques.
When it was over, they all filed into the halls of the academy to await the posting of the grades. They chewed on their nails and paced a little. The vid window announcing the newest guardians at last appeared on a wall and Bob was the first one to read it. He let out a loud shout of triumph as he read that he was the ninth highest score; he was now Guardian 452.
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Bob wasn't sent to Mainframe as he had hoped, yet neither was anyone else, which cheered him up almost completely. His first jobs around the Super Computer were easy things like winning games, stopping Mouse from hacking into the core, and giving inspirational speeches to young sprites.
"And this, kids, is a chaotic virus. They are highly unstable and random. Steer clear of them at all costs," he told the wide eyed school group, then nodded for someone to change the slide appearing on the screen behind him. "Next is the mysterious cron virus. A cron's function is only to destroy. However, the chance that one would ever overtake the Super Computer is highly unlikely."
Molly interrupted the presentation and whispered, "I'll take care of this. Turbo wants to talk to you."
Bob thanked her and went to the Prime Guardian's office. Turbo stood behind his desk, motioning to a chair. Bob took a seat and awaited a lecture or boring pep talk. He waited, but Turbo's voice remained neutral.
"This petition was brought to my attention," the Prime Guardian said holding out a file, "It states that without the help of a certain cadet a system would be under the control of a certain virus. This petition is asking for this cadet to return and be their permanent guardian." Turbo paused to see if Bob understood, but the young Guardian's face was blank. "You have some good friends, Bob. And so, I appoint you, Guardian 452, your first post."
Bob's eyes nearly fell out of his head. "You mean I'm going back to Mainframe?"
Turbo nearly laughed as he nodded. "Ms. Matrix seemed to have gone to a lot of trouble to make sure you came back. If you want the post, it's yours. But you have to leave right away."
Bob jumped out of his chair and dashed from the room. He returned only to shake Turbo's hand and blurt our an excited, "Thank you, sir."
Carden and Molly helped him pack and when they were done no one would have ever known Carden had even had a roommate. Bob's friends said goodbye and gave him something (which one of them had run out to buy when they heard their blue buddy was leaving). Wrapped in silver paper was a picture of the Super Computer along with the words "Home Sweet Home". Turbo wished him luck and a couple of the instructors seemed pleased to have 452 out of their hair. They watched Bob except the gift from his friends with a smile, then step through the large bubble without looking back. The portal ended in the Mainframe Principal Office.
Bob felt himself grin, then the smile faded as an excited, "BOB!" echoed throughout the room. He felt himself being pushed to the floor and stared up at Enzo.
"I knew you'd be back! Dot's petition worked. This is so cool. Now we can go jet balling and I can show you all of Mainframe! Alphanumeric!"
"Enzo," Bob said good naturedly.
"Yeah Bob?"
"Could you get off me? I need to report to the Command.Com."
"Oh...sorry, Bob," the kid said jumping up.
The blue sprite rose from the floor and walked forward a little. Phong zipped into the room. "Guardian Bob. Good. Good. I shall tell the Command.Com you have arrived. Young Matrix can take you to your lodgings."
They zipped outside. Every sprite they passed would stop to shake Bob's hand. Enzo took him into a sector called Kits where an apartment building stood. A giant 8 ball rotated on top to create some kind of memorable landmark for lost tourists.
From one of the nearby buildings, Dot Matrix stepped out, too busy checking the data from a handheld screen to notice she was walking directly into Bob. "Oh, sorry," she sincerely told him as she put away the organizer.
"Oh, no problem," Bob said, a little shy. He coughed nervously and stuttered, "I...uh...thanks for...um, writing to Turbo...and..."
"Don't mention it," Dot replied lightly. As an afterthought, she said, "But if you ever lie to me again like you did with that cadet/guardian thing I'm kicking your bitmap."
Bob fell into an ease when he saw how she was casually teasing him. "Why did you petition for me to come, especially after I lied to you?"
Dot began walking into the apartment building, talking over her shoulder. "Well, I figured anyone would be better than Zero."
"Oh." Bob was a little disappointed, unsure of why since he wasn't sure what he had been expecting her to say.
Enzo, Dot, and Bob reached his floor and as soon as they stepped into the door a yellow television set jumped out in front of them. "We're here to welcome our new defender of the system, Guardian Bob! Would you like to say a few words for the loyal citizens of Mainframe?"
"Not now, Mike," Dot told him warningly. The TV stopped talking as the sprite turned apologetically to Bob. "Phong thought you would want a roommate. He probably won't be here all of the time. He likes to travel about the city and...entertain us all." She paused to rethink her words. "Okay, so annoy us is more like it."
"Now that you're here, what do you want to do?!" Enzo asked with hopes of playing games or listening to exciting stories.
"I think I'll just get settled in," Bob told him, setting down his travel case on the couch.
Dot grabbed Enzo's arm, saying something about work to do. Meanwhile, the little boy waved eagerly. "Bye Bob!" He turned to his sister and loudly stated, "See, I told you he'd come back!"
The Guardian unpacked. While doing so, Mike the TV babbled endlessly about different useless products and bad sitcoms. Finally, Bob discovered Mike's remote control hiding in a drawer and shut the obnoxious appliance off. He was almost looking forward to just relaxing and exploring his new post.
As Bob floated by shops and homes, he found himself comparing it all to the Super Computer. "Great! I work so hard to be posted someplace and all I can think about is home. Sheesh."
He rode his zipboard to the sector named Bawdway where the diner he had seen Megabyte's minions destroying the last time he'd been there. Now it was finished. Dot's Diner, or at least that was what the letters attached to the roof said. A banner hung over the doors reading "Grand Opening".
Enzo was playing outside with his puppy, tossing a string less yoyo for the dog to try and catch it. Bob was about to greet he little sprite when an blast from Hexadecimal's island and her angered scream spread over the city. "Megabyte!!!"
"Oh man, those two are always fighting," Enzo commented, then noticed Bob checking his keytool, "What are you doing, Bob?"
"Scanning for disturbances." He shook his head slightly to keep from laughing. His first day on the job and already the city was covered with tears, the viruses were battling, and he reacted immediately to fix it all. Living in Mainframe was going to be interesting.
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NOW, HERE'S ROCKY THE FLYING SQUIRREL WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE.
ROCKY: WHY AM I IN THIS FANFICTION ALL OF THE SUDDEN? WHAT THE HECK IS A REBOOT? WHERE'S BULLWINKLE? I'M SO CONFUSED! WELL, AT LEAST I GOT MORE LINES THAN THAT MIKE THE TV GUY.
Author's Note: Who actually reads the author's note? And what's with ravens anyway? Why are these "nevermore" birds constantly being compared with writing desks?
AND JUST FOR LEGAL REASONS: The last couple of lines of dialogue aren't mine. I stole...I mean barrowed them from REBOOT THE GAME.
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
LAST WEEK ON REBOOT: Bob and Dot work together to defeat Megabyte for the first time just before the cadet is caught by Turbo. I have nothing funny or witty to say here.
Chapter 4: Back at the Super Computer (In Which a Moral is Probably Snuck into the Story Somehow)
Back at the academy, both Zero and Bob were put on suspension. Carden surprisingly wasn't punished for his little excursion to help his roommate.
The cadet wasn't quite sure what to do with himself. He'd wander around the school with new determination and would actually study. Molly wanted to take him into a diagnostic program to have his head examined. Bob still had the letters from Enzo, but it wasn't long before they came less regularly.
He was in the library staring numbly at a readme file when a purple sprite with bright red hair crept in. She wore a sword at her side which she pointed in his back. The sprite commented, "Sugah, you sure aren't very alert. You look twice as blue as usual."
"Go away, Mouse," he said glumly without looking up.
Mouse sighed and muttered, "I know I'm gonna regret askin', but what's wrong?" She sat down next to him at the long table. "You look like you just had your heart broken. You're not even tryin' to stop me. Usually, you're the first one hunting me down."
"I said leave me alone, Mouse," he grumbled focusing more intently on the file in his hands.
Mouse stole it and choked, "You're studyin'?! You can't be the real Bob."
He snatched the file back. "I have to get a high score on my final."
She blinked at him a couple of times. "You're really serious 'bout this." Mouse thought for a moment and added, "You know, Bob, I could always steal the answers...for a price."
"No thanks, Mouse. I'm in enough trouble as it is." He finally allowed himself to smile.
Knowing that was the end of it, Mouse got up and left. Winking at him, she said, "See ya later, Sugah, and good luck." Bob reached up and patted her shoulder as if to say thanks. When she was gone, he revealed the disk of Super Computer data he had taken from under her sleeve. Sometimes you didn't need to hunt down the Mouse.
The time of finals arrived. Bob and Carden took their tests without a word between them. Every cadet was nervous. It felt like seconds passed as they all filled in little bubbles on a sickly colored sheet, then moved onto the physical portion of the test to check on game techniques.
When it was over, they all filed into the halls of the academy to await the posting of the grades. They chewed on their nails and paced a little. The vid window announcing the newest guardians at last appeared on a wall and Bob was the first one to read it. He let out a loud shout of triumph as he read that he was the ninth highest score; he was now Guardian 452.
************
Bob wasn't sent to Mainframe as he had hoped, yet neither was anyone else, which cheered him up almost completely. His first jobs around the Super Computer were easy things like winning games, stopping Mouse from hacking into the core, and giving inspirational speeches to young sprites.
"And this, kids, is a chaotic virus. They are highly unstable and random. Steer clear of them at all costs," he told the wide eyed school group, then nodded for someone to change the slide appearing on the screen behind him. "Next is the mysterious cron virus. A cron's function is only to destroy. However, the chance that one would ever overtake the Super Computer is highly unlikely."
Molly interrupted the presentation and whispered, "I'll take care of this. Turbo wants to talk to you."
Bob thanked her and went to the Prime Guardian's office. Turbo stood behind his desk, motioning to a chair. Bob took a seat and awaited a lecture or boring pep talk. He waited, but Turbo's voice remained neutral.
"This petition was brought to my attention," the Prime Guardian said holding out a file, "It states that without the help of a certain cadet a system would be under the control of a certain virus. This petition is asking for this cadet to return and be their permanent guardian." Turbo paused to see if Bob understood, but the young Guardian's face was blank. "You have some good friends, Bob. And so, I appoint you, Guardian 452, your first post."
Bob's eyes nearly fell out of his head. "You mean I'm going back to Mainframe?"
Turbo nearly laughed as he nodded. "Ms. Matrix seemed to have gone to a lot of trouble to make sure you came back. If you want the post, it's yours. But you have to leave right away."
Bob jumped out of his chair and dashed from the room. He returned only to shake Turbo's hand and blurt our an excited, "Thank you, sir."
Carden and Molly helped him pack and when they were done no one would have ever known Carden had even had a roommate. Bob's friends said goodbye and gave him something (which one of them had run out to buy when they heard their blue buddy was leaving). Wrapped in silver paper was a picture of the Super Computer along with the words "Home Sweet Home". Turbo wished him luck and a couple of the instructors seemed pleased to have 452 out of their hair. They watched Bob except the gift from his friends with a smile, then step through the large bubble without looking back. The portal ended in the Mainframe Principal Office.
Bob felt himself grin, then the smile faded as an excited, "BOB!" echoed throughout the room. He felt himself being pushed to the floor and stared up at Enzo.
"I knew you'd be back! Dot's petition worked. This is so cool. Now we can go jet balling and I can show you all of Mainframe! Alphanumeric!"
"Enzo," Bob said good naturedly.
"Yeah Bob?"
"Could you get off me? I need to report to the Command.Com."
"Oh...sorry, Bob," the kid said jumping up.
The blue sprite rose from the floor and walked forward a little. Phong zipped into the room. "Guardian Bob. Good. Good. I shall tell the Command.Com you have arrived. Young Matrix can take you to your lodgings."
They zipped outside. Every sprite they passed would stop to shake Bob's hand. Enzo took him into a sector called Kits where an apartment building stood. A giant 8 ball rotated on top to create some kind of memorable landmark for lost tourists.
From one of the nearby buildings, Dot Matrix stepped out, too busy checking the data from a handheld screen to notice she was walking directly into Bob. "Oh, sorry," she sincerely told him as she put away the organizer.
"Oh, no problem," Bob said, a little shy. He coughed nervously and stuttered, "I...uh...thanks for...um, writing to Turbo...and..."
"Don't mention it," Dot replied lightly. As an afterthought, she said, "But if you ever lie to me again like you did with that cadet/guardian thing I'm kicking your bitmap."
Bob fell into an ease when he saw how she was casually teasing him. "Why did you petition for me to come, especially after I lied to you?"
Dot began walking into the apartment building, talking over her shoulder. "Well, I figured anyone would be better than Zero."
"Oh." Bob was a little disappointed, unsure of why since he wasn't sure what he had been expecting her to say.
Enzo, Dot, and Bob reached his floor and as soon as they stepped into the door a yellow television set jumped out in front of them. "We're here to welcome our new defender of the system, Guardian Bob! Would you like to say a few words for the loyal citizens of Mainframe?"
"Not now, Mike," Dot told him warningly. The TV stopped talking as the sprite turned apologetically to Bob. "Phong thought you would want a roommate. He probably won't be here all of the time. He likes to travel about the city and...entertain us all." She paused to rethink her words. "Okay, so annoy us is more like it."
"Now that you're here, what do you want to do?!" Enzo asked with hopes of playing games or listening to exciting stories.
"I think I'll just get settled in," Bob told him, setting down his travel case on the couch.
Dot grabbed Enzo's arm, saying something about work to do. Meanwhile, the little boy waved eagerly. "Bye Bob!" He turned to his sister and loudly stated, "See, I told you he'd come back!"
The Guardian unpacked. While doing so, Mike the TV babbled endlessly about different useless products and bad sitcoms. Finally, Bob discovered Mike's remote control hiding in a drawer and shut the obnoxious appliance off. He was almost looking forward to just relaxing and exploring his new post.
As Bob floated by shops and homes, he found himself comparing it all to the Super Computer. "Great! I work so hard to be posted someplace and all I can think about is home. Sheesh."
He rode his zipboard to the sector named Bawdway where the diner he had seen Megabyte's minions destroying the last time he'd been there. Now it was finished. Dot's Diner, or at least that was what the letters attached to the roof said. A banner hung over the doors reading "Grand Opening".
Enzo was playing outside with his puppy, tossing a string less yoyo for the dog to try and catch it. Bob was about to greet he little sprite when an blast from Hexadecimal's island and her angered scream spread over the city. "Megabyte!!!"
"Oh man, those two are always fighting," Enzo commented, then noticed Bob checking his keytool, "What are you doing, Bob?"
"Scanning for disturbances." He shook his head slightly to keep from laughing. His first day on the job and already the city was covered with tears, the viruses were battling, and he reacted immediately to fix it all. Living in Mainframe was going to be interesting.
_________________
NOW, HERE'S ROCKY THE FLYING SQUIRREL WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE.
ROCKY: WHY AM I IN THIS FANFICTION ALL OF THE SUDDEN? WHAT THE HECK IS A REBOOT? WHERE'S BULLWINKLE? I'M SO CONFUSED! WELL, AT LEAST I GOT MORE LINES THAN THAT MIKE THE TV GUY.
